Counter Attack Chapter 25

He had just cleaned the clinic, the squeaky clean floor then once stained by an unwelcomed shoe print.

Shuai stood up straight, looked at Guo coldly, this was his nth time barging here. Ever since the day he chased after Wu here and chatted with Shuai, Guo has developed a strong interest for Shuai. He came here almost every day, he came here as a patient to earn some scoldings, he was never tired of it. 

'Doc Shuai, I have a really serious illness.'

Shuai didn't even bother to look at him, he just took the mop and mopped away the annoying footprints.

That pair of eyes trailed Shuai everywhere, the veins in the eyeballs almost popped out and became a long string for him to tie this handsome doctor into the car. As he was thinking about that, his hands couldn't control themselves, he wrapped his arms around Shuai's waist, pulled him close until there's no space in between.

'Doc Shuai, what detergent did you use to wash your robe? Why is it so aromatic?'

Shuai face full of resentment, his brows knitted together. He turned around and sent a punch to Guo's face, Guo didn't even dodge it, he received the blow casually. Then he stuck out his tongue, licked on the place that Shuai's fist landed on seductively.

Shuai was about to go for second round, but Guo grabbed tightly him before he could.

'If you treat me, I won't bother you again.'

Shuai's fist loosen, sat beside his desk.

'Where are you unwell?'

Guo said coolly, 'When I removed my pants yesterday, I found out my balls were different in size, the difference is  very obvious too. You say, if it's my organs or my eyes are playing games with me? Doc Shuai, why not I take off my pants for you to take a look? Take a look if my balls really have different size...'

He stared at Shuai with an irritating look on his face. 

Shuai was rather calm, he slowly lifted two pills.

'Are they two the same?'

Guo nodded. 

Shuai said, 'Your eyes have no problem.'

'Then it's my organs.' Guo purposely acted that he was worried, 'Why not you help me to do some adjustment? There's a flag outside saying "妙手回春", isn't it? I really need your hand right now...' He took Shuai's hand and pressed it on his crotch, '...and regain my potence.'               (okay, the idiom was almost impossible to translate it so basically it means that one's hands could make anything new again, mostly it can be seen in clinics so it implies that the doctor is capable of regaining your health after being treated by him/her. idek if i explained that correctly, just let me know if you still don't get it.)

'There's no need for that,' Shuai retracted back his hand, 'Just remove it, there's no more worries for the future.'

Right after he said that, the door was pushed open, Wu stepped in.

Shuai kept his cool until then, but when he saw Wu's bald head, he changed three-sixty.

'Why did you shave your head?'

Guo also looked at Wu, sneered, 'Is this the trend now?' He met the bald Chi few days ago,  now he saw Wu with a bald head.

Wu went in the room and changed his clothes, he came out with just a grey blanket draping over his body.

Guo stared at Wu for a while, his shining head and his pair of bright eyes, paired with a grey blanket... He then laughed, shouted to the back, 'Hey, Wang, do you think he looked like that monk in the show?'

Wang laughed hysterically.

Wu's meditation was quite a success, he stared back at Guo's eyes with a steady glance.

'You have a serious eye problem, your eyes are all covered in faeces.'

Guo didn't get it. Other people noticed his eyes were covered in red veins, but now Wu said it was yellow, that's why Wu said that,

Even after Guo had left, Shuai was still laughing over that matter.

Wu rubbed his head, 'It's that funny?'

Shuai's face then reverted to normal, asked Wu in a serious tone, 'What happened to your hair?'

Wu threw aside the blanket, gave out a long sigh, then told Shuai everything from the start.

Shuai smiled broadly, 'You really got caught?'

'Yeah.' Wu was still dwelling over that matter, 'I did wear a mask, how did he recognise me?'

'Who else hit their head with bricks?'

Wu didn't think so, he had the feeling that it was his eyes that sold him out. He looked at himself in the mirror, then lifted the mirror and checked out himself at different angles. He thinks that his eyes looked awkward.

'Hey, Shuai, do you think if I should sew on the edges of my eyes? I think they're too big.'

'Are you kidding me?' Shuai was outraged, 'The most outstanding part of your whole face is that pair of eyes! How much people are envious of you!'

'My eyes are too big, everyone can read my mind now. But people with intelligence, they don't usually have bright eyes.'

Shuai then gave Wu's dark and curly eyelash a tug, said slowly, 'You're wrong, the sharper the weapon the better. You need time to sharpen it, use it to your advantage, let the weapon to you and only you entirely.'

Shuai didn't state it directly; no matter how much bad things Wu had done, once you look at his eyes, Shuai always thought he was honest and innocent. This is an useful asset that can't be met.

Chapter end