Counter Attack Chapter 20

'Pu....'

Guo sprayed a mouthful of water onto the rear mirror, laughing ecstatically.

His car was parked right at the street entrance, he wanted to see how Chi works as a patrol cop, who would have known he would catch this moment. Chi got splashed by porridge, he didn't even catch the vendor. Who is Chi? No matter how rebellious Guo is, he wouldn't even dare to confront Chi, he was utterly impressed by the vendor.

'Oh god...' Guo rubbed his sore belly after all that laughing, 'Did you hire that guy?'

Li laughed along, 'I don't even know him.'

Guo's fingers tapping on the steering wheel, 'Let's pay this god a visit.'

Then, Guo drove towards Wu's direction. 

Wu ran so desperately that his lung almost came out from his throat. He took a sharp turn when he arrived at the front of the clinic, he then dashed into the clinic. Shuai was looking at Wu dumbfoundedly as he ran into the clinic, then he locked the door.

'What's wrong?' Shuai asked.

Wu gasping, 'The cops are after me.'

As he was saying, a car stopped in front of the clinic.

'Don't ever say I'm here.' Wu reminded Shuai.

Shuai peered outside, then left speechless. How much do cops earn nowadays? They drive a Benz to patrol?

Guo asked purposely before he got down the car, 'You're sure he went this way?'

Li nodded, 'Yes, I saw he went into this door.'

Guo alighted the car, taking his time to walk to the door as Shuai stared at him alertly. It was pretty dark outside, Guo didn't see clearly Shuai's face, he just thought he looked decent.

'Need something?' Shuai asked.

Guo smiled peacefully, 'I need to see a doctor.'

Shuai went into the clinic, Guo followed him.

They sat face-to-face, Guo got to admire Shuai's clearly, he even forgot why he was there at the first place. He examined Shuai from head to toe, how he wanted to rip his skin apart and see what's underneath it.

Shuai wasn't bothered by Guo's purposeful gaze, he stared back with a serious look.

'What's wrong with you?'

Guo moved his face close enough that their nose could touch, whispered, 'Make a guess.'

Shuai said, 'Please proceed to the gynecology department. Go out and turn left, take bus number 2 to there.'

'You're handsome.' Guo said frivolously.

Shuai said, 'Please visit an optometrist.'

'You like guys, don't you?'

'Please visit an asylum.'

Guo snatched away patients' list from Shuai, asked, 'If it's a heart problem?'

Shuai answered coldly, 'Please call 110 straightaway.'

Guo smiled while looking down, 'Jiang-Xiao-Shuai. Got it.'

.......

When Chi arrived home, the porridge on his outfit has hardened, like glue got stuck on his pants. It's revolting. He took off his clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower, he wanted to wash the porridge out of his hair.

In the end, Chi has been scrubbing his hair for almost half an hour, after using several methods, he just couldn't wash them off completely.

What the fuck...how much gelatin is in this?

He had seen dishonest vendors before but he hadn't met one as vicious as this. If someone ate this porridge, his organs would've been stuck together.

Chi put on a cap, took Jealous with him to the salon downstairs.

'Ah!!'

The female workers were screaming in horror, the shop owner then came out to their rescue. Luckily the shop owner is not afraid of snakes, he even tried to touch Jealous's head, 'This snake is beautiful, its color is gorgeous.'

Chi replied, 'Haircut.'

Once Chi took off his cap, the owner's lips kept twitching. He wanted to laugh so badly! Bu whenever he saw Chi's face in the mirror, he wouldn't dare to.

'What kind of hairstyle would you like?' he asked curiously.

Chi looked at himself in the mirror, 'Your call. As long as you can get rid of those nasty things on my hair, you can do whatever you want.'

The owner cracked his fingers, then rubbed his palms together, then forced out an apologetic expression.

'Then...I'll have to shave your head.' 

Chapter end