Counter Attack Chapter 125

On the way back, Wu thought about it, today is Friday, Chi doesn't have work tomorrow, we have to eat something special tonight. But once he thought about it, he felt that he is at disadvantage again, Chi can have two days off but Wu has to work on both days. It's his turn to buy food today, he still has to buy the bill for the celebratory dinner for someone. Fuck!

He wanted to buy 3 pounds of mutton, but now that he had changed his mind to buy only 2 pounds.

He stepped into the butcher shop and asked, 'How much for a kg of mutton?'

The butcher replied without hesitation, '$45 per pound.'

'That expensive?' Wu's eyes bulged, 'Why do I remember it having $30 per pound?'

'Every cent you spend is worth the quality, the whole pound of mutton is freshly cut, it is purely mutton, not saying that I'm trying to criticise you, but looking at your status and position now you can afford that much right? Why don't you spend more for better quality and safer meat? I have mutton for $30 per pound, do you dare to buy?'

Wu simply replied, 'I dare to, I just want the $30 ones, 2 pounds thank you.'

'......'

Then he went to a market, he specially picked vegetables that don't require much chewing, Chi loves to eat cedrela sprouts. But its too expensive, Wu didn't even bother to take a look at it, he then wanted to buy some condiments but then he remembered that there's still some left in the fridge so there's no need to buy a new one yet.

Even though Wu was being so stringent in his spendings, he was still complaining before stepping into his car: Jesus, we can't even live anymore, I spend over $1000 after buying groceries like this.

When they're having dinner, Wu's blood is also boiling.

He placed the mutton near him, he is the one adding the meat into the soup, but Chi's chopsticks always pick them up before Wu did. By the time Wu wanted to eat meat, there's only some crumbs left, then he added more meat into the soup, the cycle repeats again.

Seeing all of the meat is slowly disappearing, Wu didn't even get to eat any.

So he threw in the vegetables in and told Chi, 'Stop eating the meat, eat some vegetables.'

Then, he picked a few slices of meat and dipped it into the soup himself, he didn't even loosen his chopsticks for a single bit. In the end, the meat in between his chopsticks are magically gone, he lifted his head and saw Chi was chewing on the meat deliciously.

Fuck! Wu screamed inside.

When he finally got a grip on himself, he wanted to get some greens but Chi ate them all as well.

Then, Wu fought over the food in the pot with Chi, not sure it's a meal or a war.

In the end, Wu found out that the condiment in his bowl is almost gone, he asked Chi, 'Do you still have any condiment left?'

Chi quietly raised up a condiment packet which the content has been entirely squeezed out, then he threw the packet into the dustbin.

Wu kept a glum face and went to the fridge to find some condiments, he couldn't find any after almost moving everything out of the fridge, then he went to the kitchen and look for it but still couldn't find any. In the end, under desperation, he just mixed some soy sauce and fermented bean curd into some sort of replacement for the condiment.

When he was back to the table, he found out that there's only a few meat left in the pot, he quickly grabbed them at lightning speed, the meat hasn't even been in the pot for a minute before Wu grabbed them and placed them in his bowl.

Chi who was sitting in front of him said, 'The meat isn't cooked yet, you'll get a stomachache later, put them back.'

Don't bullshit! The meat will go into your mouth if I put them back!

After coming out with a plan, he decided to pick up every piece of meat in his bowl and shove them into his mouth all at once.

However, he opened his mouth too wide, the meat was near his mouth but it was snatched away by someone.

Chi really has some impeccable chopsticks skills, he successfully grabbed the meat without dropping any of it on the table, then return them to the pot. After that, he picked up the meat and put them into his bowl, mixing up with the condiments, then slowly enjoy the meat, right in front of Wu.

Wu was stunned for a while, then he slammed his chopsticks onto the table.

'Fuck this!'

Chi glanced at Wu and slipped an undetectable grin on his face, then he stood up quietly and went to the fridge, bam, a few boxes of premium mutton appeared from the freezer like magic.

He placed the meat in front of Wu and said, 'You're not eating?'

Wu took a side glance at the meat, said baselessly, 'Where did you get them from?'

'What do you think?'

Chi has gotten used to it, whenever it's Wu's turn to buy food, 9 out of 10 meals aren't really filling.

He took out a bowlful of washed greens from the kitchen, he even grabbed a clean bowl and poured some newly bought condiment, add a touch of the stock, then pushed the bowl to Wu.

'There's no one fighting with you now, eat up.'

Wu slowly regained his sanity, he slowly enjoys his meat, eating his vegetable.

The meat that Chi bought has a huge gap of a difference than what Wu has bought, even he's not a professional meat taster, Wu could still taste them apart. The meat that Chi bought is more tender and thin, the gamey taste is not as significant. Those vegetables are also crunchy and freshly green, he could tell that they're from the premium selection in the supermarket.

After a delightful meal, they washed the dishes together, then went to the shower together.

Taking their clothes off, as they stepped into the shower, Wu has received mocking from Chi.

'Look at you, you have a belly already.'

Wu looked down and to Chi's abdomen, then complained, 'You ate more than me! Your muscles are just tougher, that's all!'

Chi smirked, 'I move more after the meal, do you even move? I'm doing the hard work, physically hard work. You? Lying on the bed, move your lips, moan for a few times and that's it.'

Wu feels indignant, he turned down the temperature of the water then sprayed it all over Chi.

Then he was being pinned against the wall by Chi, the shower head was facing the crack of Wu's butt, Wu kept struggling and cursing. Chi switched to a stronger spraying force, without mercy.

The two fought in the shower, then fell into the tub, the lower half of Wu's body was submerged inside of the water, while the other half was lying against Chi's chest.

'I have an ulcer in my mouth,' Wu said.

Chi's huge palms cupped around Wu's wet cheeks, 'Let me see.'

'No, it hurts when I speak.'

Someone doesn't sympathize but rather reprimanded, 'Why did you eat so much mutton when it hurts? Don't you know that's heaty?'

Wu grinned, 'Your lamb taste superb.'

'No meat for tomorrow.'

Wu's grin froze, then he landed a punch on Chi's abdomen.

'Fucking hell, why? We don't eat meat when it's your turn to buy the groceries, aren't you cheating my money?'

Chi joked, 'You're so rich, who else's money can I cheat?'

'When am I rich, the money all belongs to the company, it's not my private asset.'

Chi chuckled while massaging Wu's manhood, and asked, 'You have some money in your little safe right?'

Wu's brows knitted together, gasped, 'Stop trying to cheat my money!'

'You've always been a magnetic cock.'

Wu's cheeks blushed, 'What do you mean?'

'Not only you're stingy (in Chinese, there's idiom says not plucking a single hair, which means stingy so I think the author is trying to say that Wu is like a cock who doesn't give any of his hair)  , you're attracting the feathers of other cocks.'

Wu was taken aback at first, then he kicked Chi.

Every time seeing Wu being so stingy and calculative at the small things, Chi has an itch in his heart, he really wants to pluck a feather from Wu, he doesn't really want the deather, he just wants to see the reaction of Wu's.

After the shower, Chi sprayed some medicine in Wu's mouth, as soon as the medicine is applied, Wu spat it out and cursed, 'Why do this tastes like a dick? Fucking disgusting.'

Chi's averted his languid gaze onto Wu, then said, 'Your dick tastes like that? Come, let me try.'

Then he pushed Wu onto the bed, then was about to flip his robe open.

'Stop...stop it.'

Wu hurriedly twisted Chi's arms, commanded him with a red face, 'Didn't you always wanted a new underwear? I bought one for you, see if you fit in it.'

Chi took the underwear in his hands, it was one size smaller than his, but he didn't say anything, he broke a sweat trying to fit in under Wu's anticipation.

As the salesperson had said, this fleece material is highly stretchy, there's no problem wearing it, but the area around his thighs and his hips are a bit tight, but it's not suffocatingly tight. But the crotch area isn't in a very bright state, two of the buttons are trying hard to not burst, it looks like they will explode anytime soon.

Wu also realized this major crisis, he couldn't help but to mumble internally: Why did you grow your dick this big?

Chi said, 'If you don't want me to get into trouble, then you better get me a bigger size.'

Wu didn't want to admit that he bought it because of sales, but he didn't want to spend money on another one either, so he undid the buttons and took out Chi's brother out, then left it hanging out in the air.

Wu asked, 'Still feels stuffy?'

Chi shook his head.

Wu was rather open-minded about it, 'Then wear it like this.'

Just wear it like this....wear it like this...like this....

Chi reached down and grabbed his manhood, then glared at Wu.

'Do you feel safe if I wear like this when I'm out?'

'......'

Lying on the bed, Wu thought to himself: 'Shuo gifted Chi a snake, Chi kept it for 7 years. Now I gifted him a fleece underwear, can he wear it for 7 years?' Just as he was thinking, he thought it out loud.

Chi said, 'If you only buy me this underwear, I can wear it until I die.'

Such a touching speech, but once it enters Wu's ears, he comprehends the entire sentences differently.

Fuck, so he's saying that this underwear isn't good, he wants me to buy him another one?

After god-knows-how-many rounds, Wu could still chit chat with Chi, this proves that Chi's golden butt is almost done. The lights have been switched off, his eyes are almost shutting, Wu then finally thought of something.

'Chi, did you eat all of my low-quality mutton?'

Chi said with his arm behind Wu's head, 'Is that low quality?'

Actually, he could tell when he first bit into it, there's some duck meat inside the lamb.

Wu feels sorry for him, 'Why did you eat it? Didn't we have a lot of premium meat in the freezer?'

'Can I throw it?' Chi said, 'You will kill me if I throw them away, if I put it back into the fridge, you'll probably secretly finish them one day.'

Wu really feels bad, 'I'll get you a bigger size tomorrow.'

Chi snickered, 'Forget it, it's good wearing like this.'

'Then you have to wear more layers, don't freeze your balls off.'

Chi's thumb caressed Wu's nape area, but he didn't say anything in reply.

Wu suddenly thought of an idea, 'Why not this? Didn't you say I do nothing after dinner? I'll give you special treatment tomorrow, what do you think?'

Chi looked at him alluringly, 'I'm glad to receive it.'

So, with different thoughts in their heads, but with the same sickly smile, the two hugged each other into their dreams.

Chapter end