Into Unscientific Chapter 16

  Chapter 16 Xu Yun's punishment.

  As a modern person with normal XP, Xu Yun definitely has no wrong thoughts about a five or six-year-old girl.

   After all, he's not that badass—he's a staunch Tifa supporter.

   But in the same way, it is naturally impossible to be too defensive, especially when the other party appears at Uncle Maverick's house, obviously a family member.

   The result was unexpected.

   This young man made a sneak attack whenever he met, throwing a lump of cow dung in front of him?

  Because of this, Xu Yun was caught off guard, and cow dung fell on his head.

   Seeing this situation, William Escue next to Xu Yun suddenly changed expression.

  I saw him help Xu Yun to dust off the cow dung quickly with one hand, and shouted angrily in a high-pitched G-level voice:

   "Li-lni-!!"

  As Newton's closest elder—or none of them, how could William not know how closed his nephew was in the social circle?

  If fighting can be considered as close contact, Mavericks must be Aquaman, or the kind of scumbag invincible in Lincolnshire.

  But aside from fighting and talking about serious friendships, Mavericks really doesn't even have a friend who can say hello.

  So when he first saw Xu Yun—especially the bandage on Xu Yun's head that covered the wound, William's first reaction was that Maverick had offended some powerful son and brought him to borrow medical expenses.

   As a result, as soon as such a guest of the 'VIP' level came to the door, his little daughter had his head covered in cow dung?

  At this moment, William had only one thought in mind:

  Jesus, pills!

  But facing her aggressive father, the little girl named Lilani has no fear at all.

  I saw her stick out her tongue mischievously, and ran towards the end of the living room:

   "Mommy, sister, the monster has caught brother Isaac!!"

  Xu Yun and William and Mavericks:

   Then William came back to his senses, quickly brushed off the cow dung on Xu Yun's body, and kept apologizing:

   "Sorry, Mr. Fat Fish, I solemnly apologize to you!

  That is my youngest daughter, Lilani Escu. I have been away from home all these years and have no time to discipline her, so now

  Hey, don't worry, I will definitely teach her a lesson! "

  Xu Yun lowered his head and shook the cow dung desperately, and at the same time raised a bit of a wry smile:

  I wondered who it was, it turned out to be this brat

  Leilani Esco, the youngest daughter of William Esco.

  In a letter written by Newton to Stukeley in 1703, Lao Niu once mentioned a show operation by this brat:

  At that time, William Ascu entertained a guest from Sweden. Due to the distinguished status of the guest, William began to prepare for the reception in advance.

  After Lilani Escu learned about this, he got a large bucket of cow dung out of nowhere, and when the guests arrived, a wave of justice came directly from heaven.

  Lao Niu didn't narrate too much about the following things, but presumably the scene should be very embarrassing, and Lilani probably won't be able to escape a round of mixed doubles.

   As a result, I didn't expect that after I traveled through time, this thing that should have happened at the end of 1667 unexpectedly happened to me?

   careless

   On the other side, with the noise coming from the door, several people who were originally staying in the house were also startled out one after another:

  The first thing that appeared was Lisa Escue whom I had seen before.

  The girl was carrying the escaped Lilani Escu in her hand at this time, and Lilani was holding up a white flag made in Gaul in her hand, waving her teeth and claws to surrender.

  Lisa Escu originally carried the brat as easily as carrying a chicken, but when she saw the calf beside her, her expression froze, she quickly let go of her hand, and put on a reserved look.

   Following her was a pair of twelve or thirteen-year-old twins with thin skeletons and looked a little malnourished.

  Four sisters appeared from the aisle on the left, chattering a few words, and finally I saw Lisa Escu saying something in the narrow room that seemed to be the kitchen.

   Soon, a middle-aged woman with a bloated figure came out of it:

  This woman is wearing an apron, holding a handful of wild vegetables soaked in water in her hand, and a kitchen knife of the same size as Xiyuanji World in the other hand:

   Obviously, this is the wife of William Escue. Since her name cannot be found, she is called Mrs. William.

   Seeing this scene at the entrance, Mrs. William blinked and walked up quickly:

   "Honey, what's going on?"

  William took a piece of cow dung from behind Xu Yun's ear without hesitation, and pointed to Lilani on the opposite side:

   "She, guest, cow dung."

  Three concise words made Mrs. William immediately understand what happened.

  So, the mistress didn't bother to say hello to the calf, and joined in the feces sweeping battle.

   As for the calf.

  He just slapped a few times out of affection, and then stood aside and flirted with Lisa Escu, wanting to squeeze out his eyeballs

   Fortunately, Lilani threw relatively dry cow dung this time, and the area hit was not Xu Yun's face.

  So after a lot of tossing, Mrs. William brought two buckets of freshly boiled hot water, took Xu Yun outside the door and simply washed his head with blueberry juice.

  After everything was cleaned up, Xu Yun followed Mrs. William back to the house.

At this time, William's family, including Maverick, had gathered by the fireplace. William sat in the center with a sullen expression, while the twin sisters stayed quietly, and Maverick and Lisa Escu were still at the bar. Click.

   As for Lilani

  The little girl was standing alone beside William, her red eyes indicated that this brat must have eaten a meal of fried pork on bamboo boards.

   Seeing Xu Yun enter, William quickly stood up and led Lilani to his side:

   "Lilani, hurry up and apologize!"

  Lilani pouted, rubbed his left arm, and said sullenly:

   "I'm sorry, Mr. Fat Fish."

  William on the side took out a stick of sea buckthorn tree—the kind with many thorns on the branches, and many people would be scratched if they were not careful:

   "Mr. Fat Fish, according to the Commis Act, you can now give Lilani no more than 20 lashes."

  Xu Yun had already prepared a few polite words, but he was taken aback when he heard this, and immediately thought of something:

  Yes, this is the United Kingdom, Great Britain with so many strange laws!

  As the birthplace of common law, Britain's legal system has had a profound impact on countries all over the world.

  British law is also one of the most continuous and oldest laws in the world.

   Some of the current laws are extremely bizarre, enacted hundreds of years ago, and are still in effect today.

  For example, the "Treason Act" of 1848. According to the Act, if a stamp with the Queen's head of England is affixed upside down on the envelope, it will be considered treason.

   There is also the Prohibition and Inspection Act of 1998, which stipulates that any British citizen who detonates a nuclear device and dies with others, whether at home or abroad, will be sentenced to life imprisonment.

  For example, if a whale dies on the beach, the head of the whale is automatically owned by the queen, and the queen of the tail of the whale has the priority of possession. (Recommend a book, "ThestrangelawsofoldEngland", it is really interesting)

   Therefore, in the seventeenth century, it is not uncommon for the British to come up with a disciplinary law for bear children.

   But what is allowed by the law is what is allowed by the law, but Xu Yun still has some modern values, so it is not a good thing for her to punish the bear child

  So Xu Yun thought about it and made a decision in his heart.

  I saw him straighten his right fist, and pull the bear's left hand with his left hand, making it parallel to his right hand.

   Then he picked up the bamboo pole and pumped it three times with medium strength.

   After three strokes.

  On the arms, one big, one small, one yellow and one white, there were three scars that were not deep but had broken skin at the same time.

   Then Xu Yun pointed to Lilani's arm and said to her:

   "This is the punishment you deserve. In view of your young age, I only hit you three times."

   Then he pointed to his right hand that was bleeding, and said seriously:

  “This is my self-punishment for punishing a little girl. It has nothing to do with law, but has something to do with morality.”

  In front of him, Lilani, who was used to being fearless, suddenly froze, looked at the arm in front of him in confusion, opened his mouth, but didn't speak.

  (end of this chapter)

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