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No Jokes Here Chapter 87

[Lonely breeder: Elf Favorability +10. (Note: I am a cultivator who focuses on elves, and will no longer waste my feelings on ordinary human females.)]

The title itself does not need to be worn, it is automatically given, and there seems to be no limit to the number, which means that you can get the effect of multiple titles at the same time.

This title is to increase the elf favorability.

Lin Qianan guessed that it should be able to increase the probability of conquering the elves or something.

Unfortunately, it is useless to treat bugs for game characters.

It's already full of 100.

After being able to make elf energy crystals, Lin Qianan spent another two days in the game to find an official sales channel, and successfully earned the first amount of money, which finally solved the problem of lack of money for game characters.

However, the physical strength of the game character is limited, and the energy crystals that can be made in one day are less than ten, and the recovery speed of ordinary food is slow, so after the energy crystals needed to treat insects are removed, the game character's current money is only a slight surplus.

If Lin Qianan plans to cultivate a second elf in the future, he will definitely not be able to make ends meet.

But what I have to say is that just by processing the elf energy ore, the price can be doubled ten times or twenty times. The process of this process is indeed terrifying.

If it weren't for the fact that it takes ten or twenty years to learn the manufacturing process, and it is not enough without talent, this kind of profit is really unreasonable.

After becoming rich, Lin Qianan no longer has to worry about the rations of the elves.

At the same time, he also began to explore the side quests of the game, as well as other details in the world.

After playing all day, Lin Qianan couldn't help but stretch, planning to rest.

Click Save, and the prompt will appear after exiting the game.

[Hint: Game over! ]

[Game evaluation: Mengxin elves, your understanding of elves has just begun. ]

[Do you want to save the customs clearance records and receive customs clearance rewards? ]

【whether】.

Lin Qianan directly asked No.

The game has just started, and it's too early to save the customs clearance record or something.

Time passed, and soon came to July 26th.

Lin Qian'an still remembered that he had to apply for a job at Xuanyang College today. Since he checked the route, he found that it would take a long time to drive there, so he packed up and left the house at five in the morning.

When they came to a remote place with no one, Lin Qianan took out the van from the space ring, and then drove to No. 1 Xuanyang Road, Gaoxing District, which was stated on the location.

The mobile phone navigation was still useful. Although the road was a little off, Lin Qianan managed to come to the vicinity of the academy after more than three hours.

There is no shop in front of the village and no shop in the back. It is at least a hundred miles away from the city, and it is exaggeratedly closed.

Lin Qianan put the car into the space ring on the road outside the academy, and then walked to the gate of the academy.

The gate of the academy is not much different from the gate of an ordinary school, except that there is an additional security check.

When Lin Qianan came to the door, he was stopped by a security guard in the security room.

"Sir, what's the matter with you?" The security guard reached out to stop Lin Qian'an and asked.

"Hello, I'm here to apply for a job as a teacher." Lin Qianan glanced at the gun attached to the security guard's waist and said aloud.

"Do you have an appointment?" the security guard asked.

"Yes, this is a text message."

Lin Qianan took out Xuanlong's mobile phone and showed the text message on it.

The security guard came over to take a look, then clicked on the walkie-talkie on his shoulder and started to check the information with the school.

After a while, the school confirmed Lin Qian'an's identity. The security guard checked the things on Lin Qian'an's body, and let him pass through the security inspection machine. After confirming that there was no major problem, he let him in, and took the initiative to give him in front of him. He led the way.

Lin Qianan walked behind the security guard, looking at the environment here.

Seriously, apart from being relatively large, it doesn't seem to be much different from ordinary schools.

At least from the outside, the buildings are all the same.

But it's different inside.

Lin Qian'an clearly felt that the air quality in the campus was much better, breathing was much smoother here, and the recovery of true essence was a little faster.

At this time, a team of patrolling security guards passed by and said hello to the security guard.

Lin Qian'an glanced at them and faintly saw the guns on them. His keen sense of smell made him smell the gunpowder.

Obviously, this is full of ammunition.

After advancing for a while, Lin Qian'an was taken outside the school's director's office.

At this moment, the door was open, and there was a short-haired, capable woman of about twenty-eight or nine years old sitting inside, working on the computer in front of the desk.

Tuk Tuk Tuk~!

The security guard knocked on the door and said, "Director Kong, someone is here."

"It's coming so soon, please!" Kong Ying raised her head and said.

The security guard nodded and said, "Then I'll go first."

Kong Ying nodded to the security guard and smiled at Lin Qian'an after he left, "Mr. Lin, please come in!"

Lin Qianan nodded slightly and stepped inside.

Kong Ying got up, went to the water dispenser to get the water, and said at the same time, "Sit, just sit down, don't be too cautious."

When Lin Qianan heard this, he had to sit down carefully on the sofa beside him.

Kong Ying handed a glass of water to Lin Qian'an, and said, "Mr. Lin, you came very early. It's still half an hour before nine o'clock!"

Lin Qian'an thanked him, took the water cup with both hands, and replied, "I live far away from home, so I was afraid of being late, so I got up early."

"It's rare to find young people with a sense of time these days." Kong Ying praised Lin Qian'an politely and stretched out her hand, "Introduce myself, my name is Kong Ying, and I'm the dean of the Xuanyang Academy."

Lin Qianan put down the water glass, and also got up slightly and stretched out his hand to shake it gently, "Lin Qianan."

"Mr. Lin, do you want to take a break first, or go directly to the interview?" Xu Shi saw that Lin Qian'an was a little restless, so Kong Ying asked.

"I'm not too tired, let's go to the interview!" Lin Qianan nodded quickly.

"Okay, Mr. Lin, please come with me."

As Kong Ying said that, she walked directly to the outside.

Seeing this, Lin Qianan quickly got up and followed behind.

While walking, Kong Ying chatted with Lin Qian'an: "Our college has just been established, and the teaching content has not yet been fully determined. Mr. Lin, your teaching is humorous and interesting, and we are very optimistic about the extraordinary knowledge you have. If you can It must be a great help to the college to be our teacher..."

"Director Kong, you are polite." Lin Qianan answered politely.

While the two were talking, they had come to a huge indoor square.

Kong Ying brought Lin Qian'an to the front of an instrument that looked like a floor mirror and said, "This is a gas meter, through which you can test your own energy level. Mr. Lin, please stand in front and test it."

"Oh~ good!" Lin Qianan nodded, and immediately stepped in front of the instrument.

Kong Ying turned on the instrument, and then a mirror image of Lin Qian'an appeared on the screen, and a red light from the top camera scanned him.

Immediately, the red letter of [Secondary Peak] was displayed on the screen.

Lin Qian'an raised her eyebrows, and for some reason, a very famous novel scene suddenly occurred to her mind.

He was wondering if someone would stand in front of this instrument in the future, and then show the "spiritual power, third stage"!

"Mr. Lin's strength is very strong!" Kong Ying said with a slightly surprised expression.

"Everywhere, I practice blindly by myself." Lin Qianan said modestly.

"Mr. Lin, you can practice blindly by yourself, but after you become a tutor, you can't let the students practice blindly!" Kong Ying laughed and joked.

"No, definitely not." Lin Qianan replied.

"Please come here with me, this instrument is a "spirit test machine", which can test the affinity of the aura and the spiritual root attribute of the bias."

Kong Ying said and brought Lin Qian'an to another instrument.

The shape of this instrument is a one-meter-two-high crystal transparent square column with a palm print groove on it.

"Mr. Lin, please put your hand in the groove of the spirit detection machine." Kong Ying said.

Lin Qianan heard the words and put his hand in the groove.

Then he saw that the bottom of the square pillar began to light up with golden light, and then it continued to rise until it stopped in the middle of the square pillar.

At this time, Kong Ying's expression was obviously a little shocked.

"Director Kong? Are you ready? Can I put my hands down?" After a while, Lin Qianan asked.

"Okay, very good, Mr. Lin, your aura affinity is ten, and your spiritual root attribute is metallic." Kong Ying nodded and replied.

"What's the use of this?" Lin Qianan withdrew his hand and asked Kong Ying.

"The higher the affinity of the aura, the higher the efficiency of absorbing the aura, and the spiritual root attribute means that the efficiency of a certain aspect of spiritual practice will be higher and the effect will be stronger." Kong Ying explained.

"Then my aura affinity is good or bad?" Lin Qianan asked.

"Ordinary people's aura affinity is about 0-1, they can only passively absorb spiritual energy, and the efficiency of active absorption is not high. Talented practitioners are 2-5, and they can actively absorb spiritual energy. At present, the academy has tested it. The highest is only 5, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Mr. Lin, your aura affinity is quite high." Kong Ying replied.

Of course, Kong Ying still had something to say in her heart.

According to the current research, if there is no change in the level of life, then the ultimate aura affinity of ordinary humans is estimated to be around 6-8.

The upper limit of this spirit detection machine was deliberately raised, with a full upper limit of twenty.

Therefore, one-third of the light on this spirit-detecting machine is a genius among geniuses, and it was deliberately set so high to prevent students from becoming complacent.

And Lin Qian'an can only show one thing.

He is not human!

It is not a curse word, in other words, he is not an ordinary human being in the usual sense, but a new human being walking on the road of evolution.

Afterwards, Kong Ying gave Lin Qianan some tests on her own strength.

That is power, speed, and reflexes.

It goes without saying that Lin Qian'an's strength has increased a lot after genetic optimization. With the full power of his true essence, he can lift a one-ton van.

In terms of speed, he has a great success in "Lingbo Microsteps", which is not bad. It is no problem to run twenty or thirty meters in one second.

In terms of responsiveness, his hearing is far superior to that of ordinary people, and he also has a built-in "spider sensor". After the mental power is turned on, there is nothing to hide from him within a radius of half a meter, so at this level, Lin Qianan got it. The score is even higher than the previous levels.

Then comes the last and most important test.

As a teacher, the most important thing is the knowledge you have.

It doesn't make sense to simply have your own strength. You have to ensure that your knowledge can teach students to become as strong as you.

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