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No Jokes Here Chapter 15

Name: Wuzhen

Age: 200

Identity: Sweeping Monk in the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion of Yaoshan Temple

Level: 101

Cultivation: Peak of Condensation Pill

Experience: 30564774121/100000000000

Health: 1450021/1450021

Stamina: 1512025/1512130

Genelec: 11054/11165

Root bone: 112

Perception: 108

Blood: 165

Strength: 163

Spirit: 166

Constitution: 154

Agility: 157

Chance: 53

Bonuses: [Dharma Profound], [Extremely Beautiful Roots and Bones]...[Spiritual Enlightenment], [God Consolidates Soul], [Qi and Blood Rush Night], [Strength to Pull Mountains and Rivers], [Strong as a Flood Dragon], [ Agile as electricity]...

Skill: Martial Art [Completion]...

[A martial arts expert who has faded away. 】

[Hint: Your current game has ended. ]

[Game evaluation: Myth, you have left countless myths and legends between heaven and earth, which have been adapted and passed on for countless times. ]

[Do you want to save the customs clearance records and receive customs clearance rewards? ]

【whether】.

As the characters in the game reached two hundred years old, this game did not end as expected by Lin Qianan.

He looked at the new mythological evaluation on the screen and fell into silence.

Twenty-eight days have passed since he started playing this game.

This is the best evaluation he has received so far.

The more and more frequent coughing and the pain in his chest that the painkillers couldn't suppress told him that if the rewards of this game could not solve his problems, I'm afraid it would be difficult for him to hold on to find new solutions.

Of course, Lin Qianan also had another idea.

That is to inform the country about this stalk of his own, and see if the officials of the Xuan Kingdom can help him solve the problem.

But that was his last retreat. If it wasn't necessary, he didn't want to make this choice.

It's not that he doesn't trust the official, the main reason is that he doesn't want to give up this opportunity that might be otherworldly.

"Cough cough~"

In the sound of coughing, Lin Qianan clicked the option of [Yes].

The next moment, the picture on the screen began to change.

A series of events from the birth of the game characters to the journey through the rivers and lakes all started to play quickly like a movie.

In these pictures, the characters of the game have extraordinary talents, and there are countless opportunities in the process of growth, and there is almost no difficulty in entering the martial arts.

And in the things he does, it highlights the spirit of chivalry.

Kill the evil thieves in the rivers and lakes, fight against Japanese pirates, bless the people, assist the uprising army to overthrow the tyranny of Dayuan, promote martial arts, fight against the world's five wonders on the top of Mount Huashan, go overseas to prevent wars, and save innocent lives.

When playing the game, Lin Qianan didn't think that, but now that he looked at it, he suddenly realized that he seemed to have done a lot of great things.

Of course, in addition to this, there are also things that make Lin Qianan feel quite emotional.

In the picture, the game characters send off the three elders of Xiaoyao, and then watch the people of the same generation leave one by one. After experiencing loneliness, even the divine sculpture that has accompanied him for most of his life also passed away.

The loneliness of looking up at the setting sun after sighing, even Lin Qianan could feel it through the screen.

For a moment, he even felt that this was not a game, but a real story.

Finally, the picture ended, and it was fixed on the picture of the game character holding a broom and sweeping the floor in the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion of the Mountain Temple.

At this time, the game characters were just two hundred years old.

[Hint: After the customs clearance record is saved, the customs clearance rewards will be distributed. ]

[Hint: Because this clearance is rated as a myth, the reward game character arrival card*1, the fixed skill extraction*2, and the fixed item extraction*2. ]

After this, Lin Qianan found that he had a jade-like card in his hand. In the middle of the card was a little monk sweeping the floor with a broom.

Lin Qian'an is also familiar with him, because he is the protagonist of Lin Qian'an's previous games, the child of the mountain temple.

But I just don't know what this card is for.

As soon as Lin Qian'an's thought surfaced, a message appeared in front of him.

[Tong Zun Advent Card of Yaoshan Temple: After use, it can make the Zun Zun of Yaoshan Temple descend to oneself, lasting ten minutes and cooling time of thirty days. (Note: It is only used by the game host.)]

Looking at the card in his hand, Lin Qianan had a little understanding. The effect of this card should be to make the game characters come directly to him.

I don't know what that would feel like, at that time, whether it is Tong Zun or him who will dominate everything.

Although he was a little curious, Lin Qian'an did not rush to use the Advent Card to see the effect. After all, once a month, if it is not necessary, it is better to keep the opportunity to use it for the time being.

Putting away the card, Lin Qianan found a prompt on the screen.

[Hint: Whether to consume a fixed skill extraction opportunity to start extracting skills. (Note: The chance to draw this fixed skill is limited to the game "Jianghu".)]

【whether】.

Lin Qianan nodded yes.

Subsequently, a series of skills related to the game "Jianghu" were displayed.

The top skills are undoubtedly the two skills "Martial Classics" and "King Kong Fu Mo Gong".

The former is the general outline of martial arts created by the game characters' comprehension of the world's martial arts, and the latter is a wonderful super-class skill obtained by Lin Qian'an when he is idle and does not stop at the [Shenwu] entry.

After thinking about it, Lin Qianan directly clicked on the skill "Martial Classics".

After the selection is complete, a prompt will appear.

[Hint: The skill "Martial Classics" has been successfully drawn, and rewards are being distributed. ]

The next moment, Lin Qianan felt that his head suddenly swelled, and then there was a lot of strange knowledge in his mind.

And this knowledge is the knowledge about martial arts.

Among them, there are internal and external skills, as well as meridians, acupoints, etc., which are extremely complicated.

However, it was such a complicated thing, but Lin Qianan felt that he had already mastered it by heart and understood everything thoroughly.

At this point, Lin Qian'an had some guesses about her golden finger.

The logic of his behavior is probably to let Lin Qianan collect stalks, get stalk points, buy the games to play, and then according to the quality of the game, extract items or skill knowledge from the current game to reward himself.

Judging from the current fixed skill extraction and fixed item extraction opportunities, there should be random extraction opportunities.

If the evaluation is lower, it will be randomly selected, and even it will limit the level of items and skills.

As for the Character Arrival Card, Lin Qianan felt that it was either a fixed possession, available after every game was cleared, or it was only available if the evaluation reached a certain level.

Shaking his head, Lin Qianan temporarily put aside these distracting thoughts and continued to look at the display.

Now it also has a fixed skill extraction opportunity, and two fixed item skill extraction opportunities are not used.

What Lin Qianan wants to do most now is to get rid of his own lung cancer.

In terms of skills, the "Martial Arts" is already the general outline of martial arts. It includes almost all the principles of martial arts in the world. With it, it is meaningless to choose those small skills.

Therefore, Lin Qian'an decided to choose the wonderful super-class skill "King Kong Demonic Art".

The painting style of Vajra Dharma is so mysterious, and Lin Qianan really felt like wasting his chance if he didn't choose it.

After making the choice, Lin Qianan also felt his head swell a little, and then he learned more about the skills and knowledge of "King Kong's Demon Fighting Technique".

Immediately, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

In fact, the difficulty of practicing this technique is almost non-existent. After all, it is a skill deduced from the understanding of "Golden Bell Cover".

But the problem is, it's easy to get started, but it's almost impossible to master it and even complete it.

If it is converted into a layer-by-layer realm like "Golden Bell Cover", then there are two hundred layers of "Vajra Conquering Demons". Only after the first one hundred layers of practice can be transformed into an ordinary Vajra Dharma of twenty feet. Only when one hundred layers of cultivation is completed can he become a three-headed and eight-armed King Kong.

However, for ordinary people, it may take decades to cultivate "Golden Bell Jar" to the ninth floor, and it is simply a dream to fully practice "King Kong Fu Mo Gong" to the extreme.

And from the perspective of the exaggerated consumption of true power by this skill, if there is no cultivation of condensing pills, I am afraid that even if you have practiced it, it is impossible to condense the vajra form.

Even with the cultivation of condensing pills, it is impossible for ordinary people to store so much real power in their dantian.

Lin Qian'an's mouth twitched, feeling that he might have wasted a very precious skill selection opportunity.

The fantasy painting style of this skill really needs the corresponding fantasy characters to use it. He is still naive.

But having said that, in the aspect of skill extraction, it is only to gain knowledge, not to obtain the cultivation realm corresponding to the game characters, which makes Lin Qianan feel a little regretful.

Previously, he thought that it might be the reason why he prefers internal skills, but now the "King Kong Fu Mo Gong" he extracted is mainly external skills, from the outside to the inside.

In this way, he also did not obtain physical reinforcement, and he basically determined the characteristics of this game.

Then, there are two opportunities to draw fixed items.

Similarly, these two opportunities can only be used in the game "Jianghu".

After Lin Qianan chose to draw, various items related to the game "Jianghu" were presented in front of Lin Qianan's eyes, UU reading www. uukanshu.com They were divided into small grids, and they were arranged in front of Lin Qianan in descending order of quality.

The item at the front was actually a [Zhengjin]-grade Yaoshan stick, and it was also the only [Zhengjin]-grade item.

This made Lin Qian'an a little surprised.

But then he understood.

After all, this game is a martial arts game. It is an exaggeration to have items of the [Zunzi] grade, and the items of the [Zhengjin] grade are completely super-class items.

And after all, the mountain stick is not actually a local creation in the game world, but a meteorite from outside.

And it has also undergone three recastings to remove impurities, and it has changed from outer meteorite iron to [Zhenjin] grade Yaoshan stick.

This can be regarded as a misunderstanding, but if any key factor is missing, most of them can only remain at the level of [Zunzi].

Lin Qian'an was a little moved by this, but he did not directly choose Yaoshan stick.

After all, for now, his life is the most important thing.

He then looked at the rest of the items, mainly the medical items.

There are Black Jade Intermittent Paste for continuous broken bones, Da Huan Dan to increase internal qi, exotic beast treasures for obtaining the true qi of the five elements, and Shengji Powder that can heal wounds, but none of them are How does it fit Lin Qian'an's situation?

In the end, Lin Qianan set his sights on a [Zunzi] grade Tianxiang Qingfu Dan.

The effect of this gadget's introduction is to clean up the internal organs and meridians, and to reconcile the qi and blood in the body.

It was only this thing that Lin Qianan felt a little bit qualified.

As a result, Lin Qian'an placed the two choices on the Yaoshan stick and Tianxiang Qingfu Dan respectively.

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