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No Jokes Here Chapter 69

On the mountain road of Zhuoguang Road on the outskirts of Qing'an City, Li Zhenjie came here with the Wuling Hongguang S that Lin Qianan got from the branch.

This road used to be a key road to cross two mountains, but because of frequent accidents and too long the journey time, a tunnel was later built in Qing'an City to run through the mountain.

The tunnel is shorter and safer.

As a result, this place has become an abandoned wild road. Because of this, the group of racing parties in Qing'an City who have eaten too much and have nothing to do have regarded this place as a place for racing competitions.

Because of the difficulty of law enforcement and the fact that they did not have much impact, the officials of Qing'an simply turned a blind eye.

As a result, this place gradually developed into a private place for racing competitions.

Almost every once in a while, you can see a lot of sports cars galloping here.

At this time, Li Zhenjie in the driver's seat was banging the accelerator while looking at the co-pilot Lin Qian'an uncontrollably and asked, "Are your seat belts fastened?"

"Brother Li, safety is important!" Lin Qian'an warned worriedly.

"Don't worry, this car is durable, and the damage can be repaired by itself. It's fine!" Li Zhenjie smiled, and then he couldn't help but said, "Are you ready?"

"I....."

吭吭-boom~whoosh~!

Just when Lin Qianan was about to say that the car was not patient, the whole car had already ejected and started, and it was a hundred yards away in an instant, and as Li Zhenjie stepped on the accelerator, the speed continued to rise.

Lin Qian'an grabbed the seat belt tightly, with a nervous expression on her face.

This car seems to be unremarkable, but in fact it is a secondary stalk that combines three stalks.

And it may be the top one among the secondary stalks.

The three stalks it has are the stalk of "Wuling Chashen", the stalk of "One Car Bread Man", and the stalk of "Three Generations in One Car".

The first reason is because this car is cheap and durable, and there are many old drivers who drive this car to earn a living, so it is said that the performance of Wuling Hongguang is good, and the real car gods will only choose this car. Compared with it, any sports car can only go to one side!

Because of this stalk, this car has a terrifying performance. The top speed is even comparable to the top speed of the high-speed rail, and even at the top speed, the car will not float. As long as you step on the brakes, you can stop in an instant. The people inside will not be thrown out either, completely violating the rules of physics.

It can be said that it will make Newton's coffin board completely unable to hold down!

And the second stalk, because the previous vans would be too overloaded, so no one knew how many people could fit in a van, so netizens joked that "a van person", and later because it was interesting, it was changed to "A Wagon of Breadmen".

Because of this stalk, the trunk of this van has a space comparable to that of a two-story bus, which is almost no smaller than Lin Qian'an's space ring.

And the third stalk comes from the sentence "When you drive the Wuling Hongguang at home, I will buy you a new car, as your grandfather told your father", which sounds very joyful.

The reason for this stalk is that this car is strong and durable, and it is difficult to damage, so there is a stalk of "one car is passed down for three generations, and people are still in the car".

The blessing that this stalk brings to this car is that it has become quite sturdy, and it cannot be damaged by sniper rifles, and the most outrageous thing is that it can repair itself back to its original state.

By the way, this car does not consume fuel, its energy source is completely unknown, and it can be called eternal power.

The fuel gauge is always full, and when the fuel tank is opened, there is no trace of oil.

Although it is outrageous, most of the stalks are like this, with some inexplicable rules.

At the same time, on the other side of the road, two young people were sitting in the sports car they just bought, talking trash to each other.

"Master Zhang, did you just buy this car? How much?"

"It's not expensive. It's only three million. This time I just came to try the horsepower!"

"It's alright, although the price is hundreds of thousands cheaper than my car, but it's barely qualified to run."

"Whether the car is expensive or not has much to do with grades, it mainly depends on the person!"

With a gun and a stick, the two of them didn't seem to have a harmonious relationship at first glance.

"The road has been checked and there are no obstacles!"

"The entrance is closed, and the competition can start at any time."

"Repeat, the competition can start at any time."

Hearing the sound coming from the earplugs, the two of them stopped talking, but started to hit the accelerator to prepare to start.

The atmosphere groups on both sides of the road began to cheer for both sides.

"Young Master Zhang, come on!"

"Young Master Wang, come on!"

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

Swish~ woo hoo hoo~!

The sound of the pressure relief valve came out, and both cars flew out at an extremely fast speed.

The speed was one after the other, unbelievably fast.

Along with the drone's overlook, the projector on the scene also broadcast live the game of the two.

"The speed of the two cars is very fast. At present, Wang Shao is slightly ahead. Although Zhang Shao is behind, he is also approaching step by step... Now they have come to the first corner. Zhang Shao tried to overtake, but failed. , but don't worry, the race has just started..."

"The two cars are biting very tightly. They are indeed the two strongest drivers on our Zhuoguang Road... Wait, a white figure appeared at the foot of the mountain? What is that? A van? It seems to have been modified, the speed So fast! Where's the person blocking the road? Quickly turn on the signal to stop it!!"

Under the watchful eyes of a group of spectators, a van appeared in the picture seen by the drone, and it was rapidly heading towards the road at an extremely terrifying cornering speed.

Zhang Shao and Wang Shao apparently also heard the voice broadcast, but their expressions did not change.

"It's grandstanding, a van is a van, even if it's refitted, don't even think about competing with us!" Zhang Shao sneered in disdain, then stepped on the accelerator, and the speed was even better.

"I agree with what you said today!" Wang Shao replied.

After speaking, he also slammed on the accelerator and followed.

the other side.

Lin Qian'an's heart was beating wildly, and he said to Li Zhenjie, "Brother Li, did a red light flash past just now?"

"Don't care about it, it might be a ghost fire, it's okay!"

Li Zhenjie's expression didn't change, he stepped on the brakes, and he suddenly drifted again, bypassing a big bend.

"It's so fast that it doesn't seem to see the signal light! The interception failed! Now the van is rapidly approaching the cars of Zhang Shao and Wang Shao... It has come to the track..."

The commentator's voice landed, and a white figure instantly appeared in the eyes of everyone watching the live broadcast.

Its old car paint, simple appearance, and the eclectic "waterproof and leak repair" logo seem to be a bit out of tune with the other two sports cars on this track.

The biggest bright spot on it is probably the license plate number of "An A 666666".

At the same time, the car was already heading straight for the two sports cars in front.

"Unbelievable, this turned out to be a Wuling Hongguang S. From the outside, it looks so unpretentious, but its speed is no slower than a top sports car... I even suspect that it has an aircraft engine... It seems to be planning to overtake? But the road ahead has been blocked by Zhang Shao and Wang Shao's cars, how should he overtake?"

Inside the van, Lin Qian'an grabbed the handle on the roof and said to Li Zhenjie with a horrified expression, "Brother Li, there is a car ahead, don't be impulsive!"

"Don't worry, I'll show you what driving skills are today!" Li Zhenjie replied with a frantic look ahead.

"Want to overtake? A rotten van is a dream!" Zhang Shao snorted coldly.

"A grandstanding guy, do you really think I'll give you a chance?" Shao Wang couldn't help but sneered.

The two people who were originally battling each other, are now united.

At this moment, Li Zhenjie stepped on the brakes halfway, and the vehicle stagnated in an instant. Then he turned the steering wheel a lot, and the car body tilted up. Then he directly filled the accelerator, and turned from extremely static to extremely fast, facing the protruding mountain wall on one side. The place rushed over!

Boom~ Whoosh!

The tires took advantage of the mountain wall, and in an instant, they soared into the sky and passed the two men's sports cars.

Bang~!

The van landed steadily, flicked its tail, and sped away.

"Wait, what is the van going to do? The blade overtakes? But can it do it with such a big size? No, it's going to make a leap over a mountain wall? But is it possible? It did it.... landed firmly. A tail-flick acceleration, successfully surpassing Zhang Shao and Wang Shao, such strong driving skills, terrible modification technology, this kind of shock absorption and emergency stop acceleration, I have never heard of it in more than ten years of practice, and I have never seen it... It crossed the line. , the new Zhuoguang Road car **** appeared, it is this Wuling Hongguang S!!!"

At this time, Lin Qianan, who was still in shock in the car, looked at Li Zhenjie with a puzzled expression and said:

"Brother Li, did we hit the cordon or something just now?"

"It's not a cordon, it's the finish line of some racing parties." Li Zhenjie replied.

"Then the two cars just now were racing parties?" Lin Qianan asked.

"Yeah, but the government generally doesn't care about them." Li Zhenjie said meaningfully: "It's mainly because of some background, plus it just doesn't have much impact in the suburbs, you know!"

"Understood!" Lin Qianan nodded again and again, and then asked, "Then why don't they go to the regular track?"

"Of course it's for the pursuit of excitement. There are too many restrictions on the regular track. It's more fun than this kind of open-air track?" Li Zhenjie replied, and then said with emotion: "It's a pity that the distance is too short~www.mtlnovel.com~ , not enough."

"Next time, Brother Li, if you want to use the car, just tell me!" Lin Qianan replied, and then he seemed to think of something, and added: "But then I won't get in the car, Brother Li. Just drive it yourself!"

Li Zhenjie smiled and said to Lin Qian'an, "It's alright, alright, we'll be there soon, you can drive the rest of the way by yourself, right?"

"I took my driver's license test last year. Although I haven't practiced for a while, it should be fine to drive slowly!" Lin Qianan nodded.

His previous novels had always been average. Last year, he was at a low point due to physical reasons. He originally passed the driver's license and was about to change jobs to engage in transportation. Who knew that after the novel was finished, he was diagnosed with cancer before he had time to change jobs.

"That's good." Li Zhenjie nodded.

After a while, the car stopped in front of a community in Qing'an City. Li Zhenjie got out of the car, gave up the driver's seat to Lin Qian'an, and warned: "Be careful on the road, go back and practice your driving skills, don't waste such a good car! "

"Well, goodbye Brother Li!" Lin Qianan waved his hand.

Looking at the back of Li Zhenjie leaving, Lin Qianan couldn't help but have some lingering fears.

Sure enough, it's not that the family doesn't enter the house.

Whether it was Pan You, who took him for a ride, or Li Zhenjie, who was in Wuling Hongguang S, they all seemed to have some kind of obsession with speed.

Lin Qian'an said that her little heart can't bear it!

Putting on the seat belt, stepping on the clutch, igniting the ignition, shifting the gear, releasing the handbrake, releasing the clutch, stepping on the accelerator lightly, Lin Qianan looked at the rearview mirror and carefully turned the steering wheel.

Compared with Li Zhenjie's drag racing party, this series of slightly unfamiliar movements seems immature, I don't know, but relatively speaking, it is also much more stable.

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