/ 
No Jokes Here Chapter 17
Download
https://www.novelcool.com/novel/No-Jokes-Here.html
https://www.novelcool.com/chapter/No-Jokes-Here-Chapter-16/7765550/
https://www.novelcool.com/chapter/No-Jokes-Here-Chapter-18/7765552/

No Jokes Here Chapter 17

A plate of rice bowls was quickly eaten by Lin Qianan.

After he drank the whole bowl of soup, he felt as if he was full at most.

Although the taste of this restaurant is not the best, it is notoriously large and full. Lin Qian'an can eat a plate on weekdays, but today he felt as if he had just put a pad on his stomach.

Lin Qian'an didn't ask the boss for more rice bowls, but just checked out and left.

He had some guesses in his heart, that his situation was probably caused by cultivating internal strength.

And if he eats more than he used to, he'd better buy those cheap and hungry food. After all, he doesn't have much money left in his pocket now, so he'd better save a little. .

On the way back, Lin Qianan went to the supermarket to buy some pickles, and then went to another restaurant to order two servings of rice.

After returning to the room, he couldn't stop his hunger and started eating rice with pickles.

The two portions of rice were large portions, but Lin Qian'an ate all the dull pickles within fifteen minutes.

Only then did he feel a clear sense of fullness.

"Every time~!"

After burping, Lin Qianan slumped on the chair and slowly drank water.

Except for the rice bowl, this meal actually cost two yuan and fifty cents, which is quite a bargain.

But if he only eats rice and pickles, he might not be able to take it for a long time.

The top priority is to find a way to make money and ensure a normal life.

After thinking about it, Lin Qianan began to write the outline of the new book in the notebook on the phone.

He was originally a writer and made money by writing books.

To ask him to do other things, he may not adapt for a while. Anyway, he has accumulated a lot of material from playing games before, which just happened to be used to write a new book.

After playing the game "Jianghu" for nearly a month, Lin Qian'an already knows it very well.

At this time, writing the outline can be said to be at your fingertips.

Soon, the outline of a martial arts novel called "Tong Zun" was written down by Lin Qian'an.

If you simply write martial arts novels, in today's online literature circle, it will definitely be a dead end.

Therefore, in Lin Qian'an's novel outline, the protagonist is a player who plays a stand-alone game and travels to the game world, so he still has the ability to upgrade and add points in the game world.

With Goldfinger in it, the novel is no longer monotonous.

Moreover, the setting of Lin Qian'an's golden finger is also in line with the situation in the game.

Add a little more plot to it, some interesting characters, and a complete story framework will be built.

When Lin Qian'an finished doing this, he stretched his waist and stood up from the chair.

He opened the curtains and looked out the window, it was already evening.

I looked at the time, it was seven thirteen.

When I came back, it was only three o'clock, and it was actually four hours later.

Lin Qianan touched his stomach, and actually felt a little hungry again.

He shook his head. With such an appetite, it seemed that he still had to get into work as soon as possible.

After dinner in the evening, Lin Qianan went to the Internet cafe and started to write the beginning of his new novel.

As for why I don't write at home, it is because the computer has mutated and no longer has the functions of other computers.

Although Lin Qian'an is a low-level writer, his coding speed is very fast, and the outline of this book is written very smoothly, so he can code more than 3,000 words in an hour.

In just over three hours, Lin Qianan wrote the beginning of ten thousand words.

After writing, he submitted the outline together with the beginning to his editor at Qidian Chinese website, and then got off the plane and returned to his residence.

On the way back to his residence, his cell phone vibrated.

Lin Qianan took out his phone and saw that it was the editor who replied to his message.

Watermelon: How is your condition? Why are you still writing?

Seeing this news, Lin Qianan was silent for a while.

The story of his terminal cancer has been told to the editor and book friends at the end of the last book.

The editor even asked for his medical records and wanted to help him and seek social help.

But he refused.

Advanced stage cancer is basically a mortal disease in this world, and there are few real cures.

He didn't want to torment others at the end of his life.

But now he has found hope to survive, so that's another story.

After thinking about it, Lin Qianan began to organize the words.

My heart is full of peace: I don't know what to do when I'm free. I'm in good shape now, so I want to write something.

Watermelon: Well, I've already read the article, it's not bad, but are you sure you want to post the martial arts category?

My heart is full of peace: it doesn't matter whether the grades are good or bad.

Watermelon: Then I understand, send me a letter and ask me for a signature in 4,000 words.

My heart is full of peace: Thank you.

Watermelon: Live a good life.

 …

When the conversation was over, Lin Qianan couldn't help but sighed in relief.

Although he had a certain degree of certainty, the big stone hanging in his heart fell to the ground after seeing the information that the internal vote passed.

In any case, then he can get the manuscript fee as long as he writes the book, which is very good.

With the source of income, he does not need to pickle vegetables every day to make rice.

Back at the residence, Lin Qianan sat on the bed and began to practice internal skills.

In the Book of Martial Arts, the essence of true qi has been analyzed very thoroughly. No matter what kind of true qi, it is actually a kind of energy extracted by one's own cells.

The stronger the body is, the better the true qi can be strengthened, and the process of extracting the true qi can in turn squeeze the cells, making them gradually stronger.

In fact, this is the truth of any inner strength and mental method in the arena.

Lin Qian'an's internal energy operation route mainly follows the lung meridians. He needs to squeeze the energy of the cancer cells as much as possible. Only in this way can he ensure that he can survive.

Due to the shorter route, Lin Qian'an's qi extraction speed has also been relatively faster.

For ordinary people, doing so will cause some cells to be over-squeezed, and even cause irreversible sequelae.

But Lin Qian'an didn't have these concerns. He even wished that all these cancer cells would die.

Every few more weeks of practicing his inner strength, he could feel his breathing a little easier and the pain in his chest a little less. Because of this, Lin Qianan exercised his wonderful inner strength even more attentively.

Two hours after the exercise, Lin Qian'an withdrew and exhaled, with a happy expression on his face.

In two hours, the true qi in his dantian has grown by at least two or three times, and his chest pain has also been significantly reduced. Cultivating internal energy is indeed a good way to fight cancer.

But then again, judging from the knowledge of internal strength he knew from the "Martial Classics", the amount of true energy in his dantian is at least comparable to that of an ordinary martial artist who has cultivated for more than a month.

And even if he counted the training time during the day, it was actually less than four hours.

He felt that such a terrifying speed of cultivation was mostly caused by the particularity of cancer cells.

It's a pity that this thing can't be controlled, otherwise the bonus to his cultivation of internal skills must be very large.

At this moment, Lin Qianan suddenly wanted to try the effect of True Qi itself.

The "Martial Arts Chapter" in "Martial Arts" summarizes a large number of martial arts techniques, but Lin Qian'an's current infuriating qi has limited skills that he can use. In the end, he chose a small skill about **** from it. Plan to use it.

Lin Qianan pointed his index finger to the roll of paper at the head of the bed, and began to recall the details of that little trick in his mind.

Gather your mind, lift your qi in your stomach, get luck in your arms, and condense your qi in your fingers..

The true energy in his dantian suddenly condensed into a stream, and then quickly shot out along Lin Qian'an's arm muscles and landed on the front of the roll of paper.

With a sound of breaking the air, a small hole about the thickness of a toothpick was poked by the condensed True Qi directly on the roll of paper.

Lin Qianan picked up the roll of paper and looked at it, with a slightly surprised expression on his face.

At this time, the paper roll had been pierced by the condensed True Qi finger force, and all the paper on the surface had been pierced, and even the inner roll itself had an obvious small protrusion.

A roll of paper with a thickness of at least four centimeters can penetrate directly. This kind of power can be said to be the "Wu Jing" that can be called the general outline of the world's martial arts?

Moreover, with his current energy, he can do such a thing. If he becomes a first-class master, wouldn't the penetration power be comparable to a bullet at close range?

However, having said that, attacking directly with True Qi is actually a very stupid way for a martial artist who has not reached the innate level.

First of all, the cultivation base is not innate, and energy cannot be obtained from the heaven and the earth. The true qi is used a little less. Every time a little true qi is extracted, it takes a lot of time to cultivate, and it is impossible to abuse it at all.

Secondly, infuriating energy is a kind of condensed biological energy, once it is separated from the body, it will quickly dissipate. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

The correct way should actually be to attach it to the substance and use it.

This not only saves infuriating energy, but also increases a lot of power.

With this finger down, Lin Qian'an consumed at least half of the True Qi in his body, which was a waste to the extreme.

Lin Qianan then studied the True Qi, and after exhausting the True Qi in his body, he fell into sleep a little tired.

When he woke up the next day, Lin Qianan started to plan his life while eating breakfast.

He was originally a person with a very organized life, but it was only because of cancer that his life became disordered. Now that the disease has been controlled, it should return to normal.

Two hours in the morning, two hours in the evening, four hours in a day, three hours in writing a book, updating 10,000 words every day, and then physical exercise. The way to train the body, "King Kong Fu Mo Gong" can also do it.

Then, it is enough to take an hour every day to practice "King Kong Fu Mo Gong".

As for martial arts, let's practice the stick technique first. After all, the Yaoshan stick is still sitting in the corner to eat ashes, so I will try to get it out for use as soon as possible.

In this regard, it is better to choose a simple stick method.

The one-trick "Knock on the Mountain Stick" is not bad. After all, all you need to do is gather all your true energy into one stick and smash it down.

This simple move is much easier to learn.

Also, it's best to take half an hour every day to go to a nearby street stall or something to see if you can find new stalks.

After all, whether it is to buy the stalk points required for the game, or the special stalk itself, Lin Qianan has a certain demand for stalks, so it is quite necessary to find new stalks.

Chapter end

Report
<<Prev
Next>>
Catalogue
Chapter 385
Chapter 384
Chapter 380
Chapter 379
Chapter 378
Chapter 377
Chapter 376
Chapter 375
Chapter 374
Chapter 373
Chapter 372
Chapter 371
Chapter 370
Chapter 369
Chapter 368
Chapter 367
Chapter 366
Chapter 365
Chapter 364
Chapter 363
Chapter 362
Chapter 361
Chapter 360
Chapter 359
Chapter 358
Chapter 357
Chapter 356
Chapter 355
Chapter 354
Chapter 353
Chapter 352
Chapter 337
Chapter 336
Chapter 335
Chapter 334
Chapter 324
Chapter 285
Chapter 284
Chapter 283
Chapter 282
Chapter 281
Chapter 280
Chapter 279
Chapter 278
Chapter 277
Chapter 276
Chapter 275
Chapter 274
Chapter 273
Chapter 272
Chapter 271
Chapter 270
Chapter 269
Chapter 268
Chapter 267
Chapter 266
Chapter 265
Chapter 264
Chapter 263
Chapter 262
Chapter 261
Chapter 260
Chapter 259
Chapter 258
Chapter 257
Chapter 256
Chapter 255
Chapter 254
Chapter 253
Chapter 252
Chapter 251
Chapter 250
Chapter 249
Chapter 247
Chapter 246
Chapter 245
Chapter 244
Chapter 243
Chapter 242
Chapter 241
Chapter 240
Chapter 239
Chapter 238
Chapter 237
Chapter 236
Chapter 235
Chapter 234
Chapter 233
Chapter 232
Chapter 231
Chapter 230
Chapter 229
Chapter 228
Chapter 227
Chapter 226
Chapter 225
Chapter 224
Chapter 223
Chapter 222
Chapter 221
Chapter 220
Chapter 219
Chapter 218
Chapter 217
Chapter 216
Chapter 215
Chapter 214
Chapter 213
Chapter 212
Chapter 211
Chapter 210
Chapter 209
Chapter 208
Chapter 207
Chapter 206
Chapter 205
Chapter 204
Chapter 203
Chapter 202
Chapter 201
Chapter 200
Chapter 199
Chapter 198
Chapter 196
Chapter 195
Chapter 194
Chapter 193
Chapter 192
Chapter 191
Chapter 190
Chapter 189
Chapter 188
Chapter 187
Chapter 186
Chapter 185
Chapter 182
Chapter 181
Chapter 180
Chapter 179
Chapter 178
Chapter 177
Chapter 176
Chapter 175
Chapter 174
Chapter 173
Chapter 172
Chapter 171
Chapter 170
Chapter 169
Chapter 168
Chapter 167
Chapter 166
Chapter 165
Chapter 164
Chapter 163
Chapter 162
Chapter 161
Chapter 160
Chapter 159
Chapter 158
Chapter 157
Chapter 156
Chapter 155
Chapter 154
Chapter 153
Chapter 152
Chapter 151
Chapter 150
Chapter 149
Chapter 148
Chapter 147
Chapter 146
Chapter 145
Chapter 144
Chapter 143
Chapter 142
Chapter 141
Chapter 140
Chapter 139
Chapter 138
Chapter 137
Chapter 136
Chapter 135
Chapter 134
Chapter 133
Chapter 132
Chapter 131
Chapter 130
Chapter 129
Chapter 128
Chapter 127
Chapter 126
Chapter 125
Chapter 124
Chapter 123
Chapter 122
Chapter 121
Chapter 120
Chapter 119
Chapter 118
Chapter 117
Chapter 116
Chapter 115
Chapter 114
Chapter 113
Chapter 112
Chapter 111
Chapter 110
Chapter 109
Chapter 108
Chapter 107
Chapter 106
Chapter 105
Chapter 104
Chapter 103
Chapter 102
Chapter 101
Chapter 100
Chapter 99
Chapter 98
Chapter 97
Chapter 96
Chapter 95
Chapter 94
Chapter 93
Chapter 92
Chapter 91
Chapter 90
Chapter 89
Chapter 88
Chapter 87
Chapter 86
Chapter 85
Chapter 84
Chapter 83
Chapter 82
Chapter 81
Chapter 80
Chapter 79
Chapter 78
Chapter 77
Chapter 76
Chapter 75
Chapter 74
Chapter 73
Chapter 72
Chapter 71
Chapter 70
Chapter 69
Chapter 68
Chapter 67
Chapter 66
Chapter 65
Chapter 64
Chapter 63
Chapter 62
Chapter 61
Chapter 60
Chapter 59
Chapter 58
Chapter 57
Chapter 56
Chapter 55
Chapter 54
Chapter 53
Chapter 52
Chapter 51
Chapter 50
Chapter 49
Chapter 48
Chapter 47
Chapter 46
Chapter 45
Chapter 44
Chapter 43
Chapter 42
Chapter 41
Chapter 40
Chapter 39
Chapter 38
Chapter 37
Chapter 36
Chapter 35
Chapter 34
Chapter 33
Chapter 32
Chapter 31
Chapter 30
Chapter 29
Chapter 28
Chapter 27
Chapter 26
Chapter 25
Chapter 24
Chapter 23
Chapter 22
Chapter 21
Chapter 20
Chapter 19
Chapter 18
Chapter 17
Chapter 16
Chapter 15
Chapter 14
Chapter 13
Chapter 12
Chapter 11
Chapter 10
Chapter 9
Chapter 8
Chapter 7
Chapter 6
Chapter 5
Chapter 4
Chapter 3
Chapter 2
Chapter 1
~
~
Setting
Font
Arial
Georgia
Comic Sans MS
Font size
14
Background
Report
Donate
Oh o, this user has not set a donation button.
English
Español
lingua italiana
Русский язык
Portugués
Deutsch
Success Warn New Timeout NO YES Summary More details Please rate this book Please write down your comment Reply Follow Followed This is the last chapter. Are you sure to delete? Account We've sent email to you successfully. You can check your email and reset password. You've reset your password successfully. We're going to the login page. Read Your cover's min size should be 160*160px Your cover's type should be .jpg/.jpeg/.png This book hasn't have any chapter yet. This is the first chapter This is the last chapter We're going to home page. * Book name can't be empty. * Book name has existed. At least one picture Book cover is required Please enter chapter name Create Successfully Modify successfully Fail to modify Fail Error Code Edit Delete Just Are you sure to delete? This volume still has chapters Create Chapter Fold Delete successfully Please enter the chapter name~ Then click 'choose pictures' button Are you sure to cancel publishing it? Picture can't be smaller than 300*300 Failed Name can't be empty Email's format is wrong Password can't be empty Must be 6 to 14 characters Please verify your password again