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No Jokes Here Chapter 18

Soon, the time came to the first day of April. Lin Qianan had already published the new book last night, and it just passed the review today, so he directly asked the editor to sign up.

Lin Qianan saw the background message in less than ten minutes, and then he directly spent 30 yuan to print out two contracts, signed them, and mailed them out.

The publication of the new book shocked Lin Qian'an's former book friends.

They didn't expect that Lin Qian'an would continue to write books because of her terminal cancer.

The comments left by book friends were mixed, but most of them encouraged Lin Qian'an because of their kindness.

As for the evaluation of the content of the book itself, since there are only three chapters at present, I can't see anything, it can only be said that it is not bad.

After printing the contract and returning to his residence, Lin Qianan found that a new game had been added to the mall on his computer. It was called "Drink That Bottle of Witchcraft". The icon was a sip of green light. The medicine pot seems to be a Western fantasy game, priced at 127 points.

Lin Qian'an only has 3 object points now, so naturally he can't buy it, so he can only look at it.

After he memorized in his mind the information that a new game would appear on the first day of every month, he turned off the computer and began to practice his internal skills.

In the following period, Lin Qianan lived a daily life of practicing martial arts and writing novels.

Sometimes he would also wander around to see if he could find something new.

After eight days in this way, the plot of his novel began to become clearer and clearer. At the same time, his novel also got its first test push. The characters that were portrayed as if they existed made the readers fascinated. In addition to his own special situation, with the help of the recommendation of book friends, this book has become a little popular.

After another week, Lin Qian'an's update speed and the popularity of the book itself gave him a good recommendation. The daily free income alone has reached a relatively high level.

With the popularity of books, the natural composition of people who read books has also become more complicated.

There are also people in the book review area who suspect Lin Qian'an's malicious speculation.

Shipwrecked Fish: A good chess move, terminal cancer? I heard that it has been more than a month, and it is really tenacious will to write books with such high intensity, even daily! (Smile)

Below this comment, all kinds of speculations emerge one after another.

After all, if Lin Qian'an's late-stage cancer is true, his current situation will not match the facts.

They have every reason to believe that this is a premeditated hype.

Lin Qian'an didn't care about it at all, and didn't even think about accusing it.

He writes his own words and earns his living expenses. If he wants to read it, he can take one more look, and if he doesn't want to read it, forget it.

As for how many BBs you have with these little people?

He is very busy, how can he manage so much?

However, although Lin Qian'an didn't care, his operations officer and editor couldn't stand it any longer.

Even after discussing with Lin Qian'an, he issued a statement on behalf of Lin Qian'an through Qidian's official channel, saying that his cancer was real, and he was writing a book just because he wanted to leave something in the last moments of his life, and he didn't. Ideas for making money.

As for the fire of the book, it was purely an accident.

I hope that the rest of the people will not speculate maliciously and spread rumors indiscriminately. Otherwise, the Internet is not a place outside the law, and it will definitely bear the corresponding legal consequences.

With such an official endorsement statement, countless people expressed encouragement to this stubborn anti-cancer author. Lin Qian'an's book has been publicized again in disguise, and there are even faint signs of being out of the circle.

It can be said that the flowers will not bloom if they are deliberately planted, and the willows and willows will be planted inadvertently.

Although the book became popular, Lin Qianan was only excited at the beginning, and then he felt like that.

If it was the former him, he would definitely be very happy, and he would even want to find someone to celebrate.

But now, he just fluctuated a little, and then returned to normal.

After going through a life and death and stepping into an extraordinary world, although he is still living an ordinary life today, his xinxing has long been different from before.

On April 30, Lin Qian'an's new book "Tong Zun" hit the shelves, and the first order exceeded 10,000 in less than ten hours.

As a martial arts novel, even if there is a hype about Lin Qian'an's own particularity in it, it is already very impressive to be able to do this.

However, Lin Qian'an does feel that he has made a great breakthrough in this book.

In addition to the improvement of writing, the details of various characters are well handled.

After all, in the game, he is extremely familiar with these NPC characters, and it is not surprising that he can do this.

The first order exceeded 10,000 yuan. Judging from his current update volume, the monthly fee of 100,000 yuan may not be a problem after that.

Lin Qian'an suddenly felt something unreal.

In the past, he only wanted a monthly income of tens of thousands of yuan, but at that time it was rare to get a monthly income of 8,000 yuan.

But now he just wants a bite to eat, but he has achieved results that he never dared to imagine before.

He glanced at the mountain stick placed in the corner, and suddenly smiled.

If he really wants something like money, it's actually not difficult.

With the knowledge of martial arts recorded in the "Wu Jing", he could open a martial arts hall at random, and after that, he might be able to count the money and get cramps in his hands.

Even if the pattern is bigger, if you cooperate with the state.

The benefits of this knowledge will be even more terrifying.

But for now, Lin Qian'an doesn't know if the time is right, so he doesn't really want to expose himself to the country's vision.

Lin Qianan opened the news software on his phone, and three hot news popped up.

[The joke came true, a masked man in Su County overturned the tiger with a sliding shovel. 】

[The physiques of people are really different. The urban master has reappeared lightly, and the young man can jump three feet high in order to save people. 】

[A large number of pandas' bamboo shoots disappeared overnight, and the joke about "taking bamboo shoots" actually came true... An investigation team has been established to investigate. 】

Lin Qianan watched all the three news items, and the first two had surveillance videos to watch. Although the picture quality was a little blurry, it was certain that the other party was indeed the owner of the stalker.

In recent times, these news have started to increase.

It's definitely not that the state can't control it, it's that they intentionally popularize some information subtly.

It can only show that there are more and more obstacles, and some things are starting to get out of control.

Many people in the comment area below are playing stalks such as "human evolution without me" and "resurrection of spiritual energy". They began to say that spiritual energy is about to recover, and human beings will usher in a new evolution.

After seeing this meme, Lin Qianan couldn't help frowning slightly.

Unlike other people who are just playing tricks, he thinks that this trick may have really appeared.

In the past few days, when he practiced internal skills and breathed air, he always felt that some inexplicable qi entered his body during his breathing, causing some subtle changes in his body.

Now it seems that the stalks such as the recovery of spiritual energy have really appeared, but I don't know if it is really spiritual energy, or something else?

But then again, if this kind of stalk that affects the whole world really comes, it will not know how terrifying it will be to change the world pattern.

Lin Qianan thought about this question for a while and then put it aside.

Even if the sky falls, it will not be his turn to come to the top. Now he is only a second-rate martial artist. A single bullet can make him hate it. It is completely meaningless to worry about this kind of thing.

That's right, thanks to the terrifying efficiency of extracting true energy from cancer cells, Lin Qian'an has become a second-rate master in a month.

When he broke through the cultivation base, he still felt a little unbelievable.

After all, for ordinary people, in order to become a second-rate master, it takes at least ten years of non-stop internal cultivation.

But Lin Qianan succeeded in just one month, it was like taking a big repayment pill.

Of course, there is also the reason for the "Martial Classics".

Without the knowledge of martial arts in The Classic of Martial Arts, Lin Qian'an would not have been able to achieve such a smooth breakthrough.

The only thing that worries Lin Qianan is that the speed at which he extracts True Qi has not decreased but increased, but the discomfort in his chest is still faintly present, which seems a bit strange.

In his heart, he made up his mind that when the manuscript fee is paid off this month, he must go to the hospital to check again.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening. After Lin Qianan patted his stomach, he walked out of the residence, intending to have a full meal.

During this time, he has been eating pickles and rice. Today is the end of the month, and it's time to have a good meal.

Said it was good food, but Lin Qian'an just found a small restaurant for buffet.

All kinds of rice bowls in this shop are only 20 yuan per serving. If you are not full, you can add rice and side dishes as you like, but you must eat them all.

Coupled with the good taste of the restaurant's food, its business has always been good.

After Lin Qianan stepped inside, he ordered a roast goose bowl and sat down to wait for the meal.

Although it was eight o'clock in the evening, there were five customers here.

Three men and two women, the three men should be members of society, and they are obviously adults, but the two women seem to be students from a nearby middle school, wearing the school uniforms of Shuangrong No. 1 Middle School, they look about fifteen or sixteen years old. I was playing with my phone while eating, and I laughed from time to time.

Looking at the school uniform, Lin Qianan couldn't help but recall something.

Because at the beginning, with the help of the orphanage, he also studied at that school.

At this time, Lin Qianan suddenly heard two female students talking about the topic of memes.

"Hey, do you know that meme that has been widely circulated in schools recently?"

"what?"

"It's the senior sister who jumped off the building before. She goes to the boys' dormitory every night, exhausting those boys."

"Ah~ what did you say!"

"It's true. Wang Lin asked for leave yesterday to go home to rest. The school doctor said he was excessive."

"He's too embarrassed to admit it, is he making an excuse?"

"Maybe it is."

"Hey, did he find you before? How much did you ask him?"

"It's only two hundred yuan, and it's over in a minute."

Lin Qianan listened to the words of the two girls, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com couldn't help but complain slightly in the bottom of her heart: As expected, she is a female student of Shuangrong No. 1 Middle School. "School Girl"!

But when the rant was over, he grasped the main point of the topic again.

While sighing that the appearance of stalks is becoming more and more frequent, he also feels that it is very likely to be a real thing.

At first, it might just be a malicious joke among the students, but then I'm afraid it will become true.

Thinking of this, Lin Qian'an felt that he might be able to go back for a walk later, it's not far anyway, and it doesn't sound like there is any danger.

"The roast goose rice bowl is here, use it slowly."

"thanks."

After the rice bowl was served, Lin Qian'an ate five plates of rice with the boss's jaw-dropping expression, and then muttered, "I have to go to the Internet cafe to code and update at night, so I'll have to eat 70% full first, otherwise it will affect me. Coding ideas!"

Hearing this, the boss couldn't help but say, "Seven percent full? Handsome guy, you have such a good appetite. I was afraid that you would die with me just now."

When he said this, the expression on the boss's face was very complicated.

It's not that I'm afraid that Lin Qian'an will make them suffer. After all, Lin Qian'an is only one person. Even if there are ten people, he can eat at most some meals and side dishes. How much is it worth?

He was mainly afraid that something would happen to Lin Qian'an and his shop would be in trouble.

And when Lin Qianan heard the boss's words, he replied: "I am a martial artist, so I have a bigger appetite, boss, forgive me!"

The boss waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, welcome next time.... Come again!"

Lin Qianan looked at the boss's slightly hesitant expression, showed a somewhat embarrassed smile, and walked straight away.

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