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No Jokes Here Chapter 57

Although I got food, I always felt a little bad eating Lin Qian'an like this.

He thinks he should at least bake it, right?

He also found tools for making a fire in the logistics warehouse, but the only thing missing was fuel.

After searching for a while, Lin Qianan found a yellow wooden cabinet in the base.

This thing was packed in a warehouse in a vacuum environment.

It is very well preserved, and the various exquisite patterns and decorations on it are not corrupted at all.

Lin Qianan guessed that this should be a collection left by someone before.

But no matter how beautiful a cabinet is, it's useless at this time.

After smashing the cabinet with a sharp axe, Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to make a fire on the spot, and then put a piece of radiation dog meat on the long blade and began to roast it.

During this process, the words "Life Skill Experience +1" also appeared on the top of the game characters' heads.

Not long after, Lin Qianan obtained a piece of dog meat that was roasted a little bit black.

[Scorched Radiant Dog Meat: Satiety +12, Radiation +1. ]

Lin Qian'an didn't think much about it, and directly asked the game characters to eat the food.

Immediately, his hunger level returned to zero, and his physical strength began to slowly recover.

However, in contrast, the radiation value has increased a little.

Lin Qianan looked at the table of values ​​represented by radiation values, did a little calculation, and calculated that the table of radiation values ​​would be filled at about 100.

After the radiation value is full, there are probably two possibilities.

First, die directly.

Second, variation.

This is an old routine, as is the case with ordinary games.

However, in terms of variation, it is estimated that there is a lot of randomness, so it is probably better to maintain a healthy state.

Afterwards, Lin Qianan began to explore.

It took more than an hour, Lin Qianan barely managed to complete the exploration of the entire base.

This base is getting bigger, but there are really not many things.

Especially weapons.

Now, in addition to two or three pistols, Lin Qianan has found some cold weapons.

Although looking at the style, they should be very durable, but if faced with that mutant dog again, Lin Qianan still thinks it would be better to use a gun.

During the exploration, Lin Qian'an's hunger level reached a dangerous level again, so he roasted another serving of meat and ate it.

Radiation value +1 again.

Although the radiation value is still far from full, it is foreseeable that if a solution to this problem is not found, the result will not be very good.

And the most important thing is that the food on his body is so little, and it will be gone after eating, not to mention that there are 500 mouths waiting in the breeding room!

He had to find a new source of food.

After thinking about it, Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to the exit of the base.

This is the place he explored before. Out of prudence, he did not choose to open the door at that time.

But it was time for him to face the unknown from the outside world.

After pressing E to open the door, Lin Qian'an looked outside.

It was a mud wall that filled the entire exit.

The way out of the base has been buried.

Since we can't get through here, we can only choose another place.

After closing the door, Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to walk towards the logistics warehouse.

A huge hole has been broken in the logistics warehouse. Although I don't know how it was broken, it is inferred from the disappearance of the food inside and the traces of beasts' destruction. It must be connected to the outside world.

The only question is whether there will be mutated creatures out there.

The big hole in the logistics warehouse is at the top, and there is still some light coming in. When you stand below, you can still see the blue sky above.

I found the telescopic ladder from the tool library. After starting it, it automatically extended to the very top and rested on the edge of the hole.

Afterwards, Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to climb up the ladder, walking up slowly step by step.

After a while, the head of the game character came to the top of the cave.

Looking around, I could see a patch of towering green trees and various plants, among which I could vaguely see some strange animals that Lin Qianan had never seen before.

Having a forest means having food, which is an absolute good thing!

But it also means unknown and threats.

There is no telling when there will be beasts rushing into the base, and it may not be possible to kill him.

Climbing out of the base cautiously, Lin Qianan found a direction and began to explore.

Before walking far, Lin Qianan saw a pitch-black python.

According to the size of the game characters, it is at least fifty centimeters in diameter, and about twenty meters in length.

Fortunately, it did not attack the game characters, but just swam away quickly.

Later, Lin Qianan saw some strange beetles flying in the sky, as well as reptiles and the like.

These animals, without exception, all look very strange. Anyway, they are different from the animals in Lin Qianan's cognition.

During the march, Lin Qian'an accidentally passed by a plant covered with flowers, which suddenly spewed pink pollen, directly dyeing all the game characters pink.

Then the game character entered an abnormal state and began to sneeze non-stop.

The most important thing is that the health value has also decreased slightly, and the radiation value is also directly +2.

Although Lin Qian'an had expected it for a long time, when he was really faced with this scene, he couldn't help frowning.

If any ordinary plant has such a big threat, what should he do after that?

Fortunately, the abnormal state lasted for more than a minute and then disappeared, and the health value only dropped by less than one-twentieth, it seemed that it was just a **** skin.

However, at this moment, another abnormal state appeared in the game characters.

That is lack of water.

Lin Qian'an was dumbfounded, he had never thought of this before.

After all, he basically didn't play survival construction games before, and in general games, he basically just eats whatever he wants, and there are no such details at all.

In desperation, Lin Qianan had no choice but to look for water sources.

Fortunately, it's a forest here, so it's not difficult to find a water source, and Lin Qian'an also saw some fruits on some trees.

After collection, it was found that most of them were poisonous, and only a few were edible.

Eating fruit can also replenish water, but it is not direct, and it also has a small amount of radiation.

Finally, Lin Qian'an heard the sound of water flowing through the bushes, and a rushing river appeared in front of him.

On the edge of the river, some huge horned animals are drinking water with their heads lowered.

These animals looked like deer, but the sharp teeth exposed when drinking water made Lin Qianan a little afraid to confirm.

Moreover, its body is more than two meters tall, and its gray and reddish fur really doesn't feel like a deer.

Manipulating the game character by the river to take a sip of water, the abnormal state of water shortage was directly relieved.

Pfft~!

Suddenly, a **** mouth was drilled out of the water in the distance, and it directly bit the neck of the sharp-toothed deer.

And the sharp-toothed deer seemed to have expected it long ago, and directly turned his head and used the big horn on the top of his head to push the **** mouth.

Kacha~!

The deer's antlers were broken, and the deer's head was bitten. The bitten deer struggled to no avail. The rest of the deer fled when they saw it.

After a while, the bitten sharp-toothed deer stopped moving, and the huge mouth dragged the deer's head directly into the water.

When Lin Qianan saw this scene, he felt that the difficulty of the game seemed to be a little higher.

Taking out the metal bottle he brought, he filled some water, some collected fruits and edible non-toxic plants, and Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to return to the base.

What I have to say is that the identification ability of this system has helped him a lot.

Although there is not much information, it will definitely make it easier for him to live here.

At night in the game, the game characters also entered an abnormal state of mental exhaustion and needed sleep to restore their spirits.

Lin Qianan returned to the place where the original game character woke up and let him rest here.

The screen went black, and the next day soon arrived.

Lin Qianan first went to the cultivation room to have a look.

Then it was discovered that the embryos there were basically humanoids.

He felt a little urgent in his heart, and then he manipulated the game characters to continue exploring.

This time, his goal is to collect more food and fresh water.

After traveling for a while, Lin Qianan encountered a sharp-toothed deer.

It is quietly eating the buds on the bushes.

Without hesitation, Lin Qianan directly manipulated the game character to aim at its head with a pistol.

Zi~ Ree!

A red laser flew out~www.mtlnovel.com~ The sharp-toothed deer fell straight down.

Lin Qian'an manipulated the game characters to quickly step forward to perform an autopsy.

Anatomy experience +1.

Obtain Mutated Tooth Antlers*2.

Obtain slightly broken deerskin*1.

Obtain mutated sharp-toothed venison*6.

[Variation toothed antlers: edible, with the function of supplementing vitamins, treating specific diseases, and can be used as weapons at the same time. ]

[Mutant sharp-toothed venison: mutated venison due to radiation will accumulate a certain amount of radiation in the body after eating,]

More antlers are exposed, which is quite good.

At this time, Lin Qianan found that the body after the autopsy had not completely disappeared, and it seemed that further autopsies could be performed.

He didn't notice this when he dissected the radiation dog before. Now it seems that if he wants to, he can even dissect all the bones and teeth.

Sure enough, after another autopsy, Lin Qianan obtained the sharp teeth, bones, and other things like its internal organs and intestines.

However, because it was too heavy, Lin Qian'an couldn't bring it back at one time, so he planned to carry it in two parts.

However, when he returned from the base, he found that there were already a bunch of radiation dogs.

The moment they saw the game characters, these radiation dogs rushed up directly.

Lin Qianan pulled out a gun and shot and killed two radiation dogs. After that, he was directly bitten by a radiation dog. Immediately after being attacked by a bunch of radiation dogs, his health dropped to zero.

[Hint: Game over! ]

[Game evaluation: Do nothing, you didn't even survive for more than three days. ]

[Do you want to save the customs clearance records and receive customs clearance rewards? ]

【whether】.

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