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No Jokes Here Chapter 85

Soon, Lin Qianan manipulated the game character to return to his residence. The game character seemed to be a rich man, living in a single-family two-story house with a large yard.

There is a computer in the bedroom on the second floor. After manipulating the game characters to sit on it, the screen directly becomes the screen of the computer. Lin Qianan can enter information to search for information online.

After Lin Qianan searched for the word "elf" on it, a lot of information appeared.

The first one is about the explanation of elves.

[Elves (scientific name: natural elves) refer to the creatures that live in nature that can directly utilize the energy of elves. There are many kinds of them, and they have different abilities. Currently, they are divided into insects, grass, steel, rocks, water, and fire. , wind, thunder, sky, ice, flame, light, dark, super power fourteen categories, different categories have different energy restraint relationships, they are closely related to humans, humans can achieve symbiosis by concluding contracts with elves After concluding a contract, humans can borrow some of the abilities of elves through the contract imprint, and elves can also obtain the help of human innate abilities through the contract imprint, and continue to evolve into higher-level life forms. 】

Below the explanation is the restraint relationship between the major departments.

For example, the insect type, it restrains the grass type and the rock type, but it is restrained by all types except these two types and the super energy type.

The grass type also restrains the water and rock types, but it is restrained by the fire type and the insect type.

Among them, the steel type is the type that can only be obtained after the evolution of the rock type elves, and the ice type and the flame type are the types that some water type and fire type elves have after the evolution.

The two types of elves, light and dark, are rare elves, and their types are also restrained by each other. At the same time, the light type is also restrained by the energy of the three types of water, ice, and steel, and the dark type is restrained by fire, flame, and thunder.

And the super power category is to restrain all categories except the insect category.

The more he looked at it, the more Lin Qianan felt that the knowledge was huge and complicated.

You must know that these are just the most basic things, so it seems that it will take some time for him to play this game thoroughly.

Continuing to scroll down, Lin Qianan saw the description of the contract elves and human innate abilities.

The aspect of contract elves is relatively simple. Adult elves basically have an IQ that is no weaker than that of a ten-year-old human child, and even more so, they can have an intelligence comparable to that of a human adult.

In addition, most elves are mild-mannered, so as long as an egg is hatched and it is slowly raised to a certain level, they can conclude a contract with each other.

Once you have contracted an elves, you are considered to be an elves.

Of course, the process of contracting requires the consent of both parties.

If it is an elves in the wild, they can be subdued through battle. Elves have the instinct to follow the strong, and generally defeated elves will agree to conclude contracts, so the profession of trainer is also derived.

They conquer elves through battle and constantly pursue the evolutionary limit of elves to make them stronger, which is a highly dangerous profession.

However, trainers are also more respected. Every year, the Elf Federation will hold various elves competitions, allowing trainers to bring their own elves to participate in the competition to showcase the powerful elves they have trained.

The winner will also have rich bonuses and prizes, and can get a lot of glory.

On the other hand, there are not many explanations about human talent here.

It's just a simple expression, each human has different innate abilities. After contracting with the elves, they can be found and used through the elves' imprint.

Lin Qianan seemed to have realized something, and clicked on the character avatar icon in the lower right corner, showing the panel of the current game characters.

Name: Yan Le♂

Age: 21

Education: Grade 53 graduate of Yuyuan Spirit Cultivation College

Talent: Knowledgeable

Health: 123/123

Stamina: 85/106

Strength: 5

Agility: 6

Spirit: 35

Defense: 4

Pact Spirit: Healing Bugs

Lin Qian'an placed the mouse on the word "knowledgeable" of talent and double-clicked, and a brief introduction about it popped up.

[Learning: The contracted elves will be able to freely convert the attributes of their own elves' energy, and at the same time strengthen the elves' learning ability, so that they can easily learn their elves' skills. ]

It feels okay, it smells like the protagonist's skills.

Does the ability to learn across occupations mean that all elves in your hands can be omnipotent?

Thinking of this, Lin Qianan placed the mouse on the healing bug and double-clicked it, intending to see the properties of the healing bug.

Name: Healing Worm♀ (Guru)

Category: Insect

Form: first-class form

Health: 523/523

Stamina: 356/555

Strength: 25

Agility: 4

Spirit: 18

Defense: 23

Skills: [Healing Mucus] [Lightning Ball]

Status: Hungry

Experience: 83/100

Favorability: 100 [dependency] (full value)

Habits: Insects that like to live under the sunny mulberry tree are mild-mannered. When an injured elves seek help, they will also generously spit out healing mucus for treatment.

[A well-bred healing worm, the healing mucus is very thick, I don't know why, it has mastered the skill of lightning ball. 】

Nurse learns lightning balls?

The assistant also wants to play output?

Lin Qian'an had a strange expression, and the protagonist of this game was indeed a restless master.

At this moment, a prompt suddenly appeared on the screen.

[Hint: The healing bug is hungry, please make food for it as soon as possible to feed it. ]

[Hint: Please go to the kitchen to make elf food. ]

Then there is the red guide arrow.

Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to get up from the computer and all the way to the kitchen on the first floor.

Here are all kinds of quirky kitchen utensils and ingredients.

But Lin Qian'an was confused, what did this elf eat?

What should he do?

Perhaps knowing Lin Qian'an's confusion, a new prompt appeared.

[Hint: You can search the Internet for the food the elves need. ]

Lin Qianan was unable to complain, and then manipulated the game characters back to the computer on the second floor, where he entered "food needed to treat insects".

Soon a lot of things popped up.

There are also many feeding recipes from master breeders.

Lin Qianan recorded the ones with the most downloads, and then manipulated the game characters to return to the kitchen.

He clicked on one of the pot-like kitchen utensils with the mouse, and then saw its introduction.

[Stainless wok: The stainless wok produced by the steel elves can be used to stir-fry food. ]

Lin Qianan checked the feeding recipes recorded just now, but couldn't find any that needed a pot, so he started to look for other recipes.

After working around for a while, Lin Qianan looked at everything in the kitchen, and then found a recipe that could be made in one of the recipes.

"Five leaves of Sunshine Mulberry, one sweetener and three elf energy crystals, mixed together, put them in a large blender and smashed."

Lin Qianan murmured while manipulating the game characters to start work.

The mulberry leaves of the Sunshine mulberry tree are in the kitchen warehouse of the game character. A leaf is as tall as him. It has to be cut down to put it in the large mixer. The sweetener is a condiment produced by an elves called anesthesia It is made of honey, and then it is the elf energy crystal.

This thing is only the size of a thumb, it is square, it looks like a transparent rock candy, but it is very flat.

After putting all three things into the blender, Lin Qianan clicked the mouse to start the machine.

Buzz~!

After a while of rotation, the machine stopped working, and some mushy green food began to appear in the trough below, and some green fluorescence flashed in it.

[Hint: The healing bug can't wait, press the E key to summon it to come out and enjoy the food! ]

Lin Qianan pressed the E key, clicked the icon, the game character stretched out his right hand, the green contract mark on it flashed, and a green bug more than two meters long with big cute eyes appeared beside the game character.

After it straightened up and put a sticker on the game character, it leaned over to eat the food in the trough.

Watching it eat bite by bite, Lin Qianan suddenly thought of something.

That is, how much stock is there in the kitchen warehouse?

Lin Qian'an manipulated the game characters to return to the kitchen warehouse to take a look.

Then he made a shocking discovery.

There are only less than three mulberry leaves left in the sunshine mulberry tree.

And none of those elf energy crystals were left.

He went back to the second floor to check with the computer, and found that the mulberry leaf of the Sunshine Mulberry tree costs 100 federal coins, even if the elf energy crystal is of inferior quality, it costs 500 federal coins, and the pure elf energy crystal is more expensive. It costs one thousand federal dollars.

And the treatment of insects requires one meal a day.

In other words, you have to eat 2,000 Federal Coins a day. Of course, this is considered a low-quality energy crystal. If you replace it with pure energy crystals, you will have to eat an additional 1,500 Federal Coins, which adds up to 3,500 Federal Coins. .

And what he fed before seemed to be pure energy crystals.

Lin Qianan was keenly aware that this might be the first difficulty of the game.

But he still reassured himself that the purchasing power of currency in this world may be different. The game characters are rich people, and the job is a high-level job, so there is definitely no pressure.

Thinking like this, he searched the prices of common items again.

Then he fell silent.

Compared with what elves eat, what people eat is like giving away for free.

A few hundred federal coins are enough for a person to spend a month, and they can even eat well.

However, Lin Qian'an is still not completely discouraged~www.mtlnovel.com~ The place where the game characters live is obviously not bad, he is a graduate of a famous university, his job is not bad, and if he can keep this bug for so long, he will definitely not be short of money.

He opened his backpack and looked at it before, and there was a bank card of the Lucky Cat Elf Bank in it.

Go back and go to a bank to see the balance.

After the healing bug finished eating, Lin Qianan took it back to the contract space, and then manipulated the game characters to go out to find the bank.

The map in the upper left corner made it easy for him to find the corresponding location.

Mark it to navigate directly.

After coming to the bank, before entering the ATM, follow the game prompt to insert the bank card, Lin Qianan was silent.

The game characters now only have more than 38,000 federal coins left.

In other words, the ten-day ration for treating insects may be gone.

Lin Qianan blinked, and decisively saved a file here.

The beginning process was so smooth that he thought it was a casual game.

Now it seems that he is thinking too simply.

After letting the game characters eat something casually, and reminding the game characters that they need to rest, Lin Qianan manipulated him to go home and lie on the bed.

Then in an instant, the night passed, and the next day came.

According to the prompt, Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to go directly to the Yuyuan City Fairy Center after breakfast, and then entered the working state.

During this process, Lin Qianan met a lot of new elves, and along the way, he also asked a colleague about the salary at the elves center.

Then he found out that the salary of the game characters is only 100,000 Federal Coins a month. In other words, based on the feeding cost of 3,500 Federal Coins a day, the game characters still can't afford the feeding cost of treating insects.

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