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No Jokes Here Chapter 233

On the shore of the lake, under the control of Lin Qian'an, the turtle squatted beside the man who threw himself into the lake, and the little carp in the lake appeared.

[Li Yuelong: Ao Shou, what kind of monster is it? 】

[Ao Shou: This is not a demon, but a human. 】

[Li Yuelong: People? Is this the person you told me earlier? It doesn't feel so special! It cannot swim freely in the water. 】

[Ao Shou: Can't you also walk on the shore? All things are born with their own way. You can't easily underestimate each other just because they are inferior to you. 】

[Li Yuelong: I don't quite understand what you said...]

Lin Qianan shook his head slightly. Although this little carp turned into a demon, there are some things that he really didn't know.

At this time, the person who committed suicide by throwing himself into the river has gradually woken up.

He opened his eyes blankly and saw Turtle's big head at a glance. He backed away in fright.

[Xiao Zhengliang: Ah...you...what are you? Is this already the underworld underworld? 】

[Ao Shou: This deity is the son of the real dragon, the **** turtle. This place is not a stalker, but it is still a human world. It is the deity who saved you. 】

Hearing the sound, Xiao Zhengliang showed a look of shock, but then his face was full of sadness.

[Xiao Zhengliang: Son of the True Dragon? Dominate? So what if you saved me, my wife is seriously ill, and there is no medicine to cure. Without her, I have no meaning to live. 】

Lin Qianan immediately understood that it was because his wife was seriously ill and could not be cured, so he had the idea of ​​committing suicide.

At this moment, Xiao Zhengliang suddenly seemed to remember something, he turned his head to look at Guigui, and immediately knelt down and salute.

[Xiao Zhengliang: I also ask the divine beast to take pity on me and save my wife. 】

[Hint: You have accepted the mission [Rescue]. ]

[Rescue: Rescue Xiao Zhengliang's wife and restore her health. ]

[Task reward: experience*10. ]

Lin Qianan glanced at it, and at 10 points of experience, it was a matter of hanging up for a while.

However, this made Lin Qianan understand the origin of the mission.

It turned out that the task can be triggered only by asking others to ask Turtle to do things.

However, whether this can be done or not, Lin Qian'an is still unclear for the time being.

He pointed his finger on Turtle's [divination] supernatural ability, and an input box popped up.

Lin Qianan slowly typed in "how to treat Xiao Zhengliang's wife, fast and convenient."

In the next moment, Turtle's Demon Power value suddenly decreased by 100 points, and immediately the Eight Diagrams Yin and Yang Diagram on the back lit up, constantly changing directions, and finally a divination result appeared on the screen.

[Results of divination: You know from divination that your own blood has the ability to heal all diseases and prolong life. It only takes a drop of blood to save Xiao Zhengliang's wife. 】

Lin Qianan saw that it was so simple, so it would be fine.

However, this matter may involve some things. If others know that Turtle will save people, more and more people may come to seek medical treatment.

Turtle's blood effect is so domineering, it must not be easily exposed how it is treated, otherwise it will definitely be coveted.

As for whether or not to save, Lin Qian'an didn't have this idea yet, and he didn't even want to tell Xiao Zhengliang not to spread the word.

[Ao Shou: Since you are here, you are destined. I have learned about your wife's illness through divination. I will now return to my water house to get medicine, which will definitely help your wife recover. 】

Hearing this, Xiao Zhengliang showed excitement and thanked him again and again.

[Xiao Zhengliang: Many thanks to the beast! Thank you beast!

Lin Qianan ignored Xiao Zhengliang, manipulated the turtle to dive directly into the water, then clicked the [divine] magical power, and entered "How do I get a drop of my own blood?".

The tortoise shell on the turtle's back flashed light, and finally came to the answer.

[Divination result: You can use the magical power of [Water Repellent] to control the water blade to cut the tip of the tongue, and take a drop of blood out. 】

Lin Qian'an knew it, and immediately used the magical power of [Shui Yu] to manipulate a water blade, and gently tapped the tongue of the turtle that opened its mouth. A drop of emerald crystal.

The little carp that followed next to him was stunned, and didn't understand why Turtle wanted to hurt himself.

[Li Yuelong: Ao Shou, why are you cutting your own tongue? 】

Lin Qianan used the [Water Repellent] skill to wrap the blood crystals, moved it to the side of the little carp, and then pressed the keyboard to type to start a dialogue.

[Ao Shou: Don't worry about this, you take this drop of blood, go to the shore, find the person just now, give him the blood, and say you are the messenger of Lord Ao Shou, who came to give medicine, and then wait for him to take it. Take this drop of blood and you can come back. 】

The little carp held the blood crystal and looked a little puzzled.

[Li Yuelong: Messenger? Donate medicine? 】

[Ao Shou: Can you repeat it? 】

[Li Yuelong: Just say that I am the messenger of Lord Ao Shou, is it enough to come to donate medicine? 】

[Ao Shou: Yes, let's go! 】

[Li Yuelong: OK! 】

Saying that, the little carp turned and swam to the shore.

Lin Qianan was afraid of the bad things about the little carp, so he saved a file, and then manipulated the turtle to follow quietly, ready to see the development of the plot.

The reason why Turtle is not allowed to show up again is mainly to play a sense of mystery.

At this time, the little carp had come to the shore, and headed beside Xiao Zhengliang, who was looking forward to it.

Seeing a big golden carp emerge, Xiao Zhengliang was also startled, and his expression was a lot of horror.

[Li Yuelong: I am the messenger of Lord Ao Shou, here to donate medicine!

After the little carp finished speaking, he opened his mouth directly, revealing the green blood crystal inside.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Zhengliang's expression was full of shock, and he immediately knelt down to salute.

[Xiao Zhengliang: Many thanks to the messenger and Lord Ao Shou!

Seeing that Xiao Zhengliang kept kneeling down and didn't take the blood crystal, the little carp seemed a little impatient.

[Li Yuelong: Take it away! I'm going back to practice! 】

Lin Qianan raised his brows, a little worried about the bad things about this little carp.

Xiao Zhengliang was also startled, and then quickly got up and carefully took the blood crystal from the mouth of the little carp.

Seeing this, the little carp swung its tail and turned directly into the lake.

Xiao Zhengliang then bowed to the lake again, and then ran and turned to leave.

Seeing this scene, Lin Qianan was also relieved.

Then he communicated with the little carp that returned to the lake and re-typed.

[Ao Shou: If there is such a thing next time, you must remember that when urging, you can say that you are busy with business, and let him take the magic medicine quickly. 】

The little carp was shocked when he heard the words.

[Li Yuelong: Is there a next time? 】

[Ao Shou: It is possible next time! But I can give you eggshells and promise not to treat you badly. 】

The little carp was a little happy to hear this.

[Li Yuelong: We are friends, shouldn't we help each other? 】

[Ao Shou: Friends can't help for nothing, so I want to pay you. 】

After some exchanges, Lin Qianan manipulated the turtle and the little carp to return to the cultivation platform to devour Yuehua.

The mission was not completed after Xiao Zhengliang got the blood crystal, and Lin Qianan guessed that it could not be completed until his wife was healed.

The night in the game passed quickly, and at the same time, a prompt appeared on the screen.

[Hint: You have completed the task [Rescue], and you will get reward experience*10. ]

In an instant, Turtle got 10 experience points.

Lin Qianan showed a smile. In this way, people would definitely come to Yinyue Lake in an endless stream, and there would be no shortage of experience and tasks.

In fact, just two days later, someone came to Yinyue Lake.

It is none other than Xiao Zhengliang and his wife.

The two brought offerings and some food, and worshipped on the shore for a while before turning around and leaving.

Lin Qianan watched on the sidelines and did not let Turtle meet him.

It was only after they left that they manipulated the turtles to go ashore and swallowed the fruits together with the food.

After a while in the game, just when Lin Qianan couldn't hold back and wanted to control the turtle to go out, someone came again.

This time it was a rich businessman.

Surrounded by the crowd, he got off the carriage, and then walked to the lake. He said that the old mother at home was seriously ill, and he hoped that the tortoise would give the magical medicine to heal the mother.

Even if Turtle, who listened to these words secretly underwater, triggers a quest, the reward will be ten points of experience.

Lin Qianan called the little carp, gave it a drop of blood crystals again, and let it go out of the water to save people.

The little carp had the experience last time, and this time it played very smoothly, and it was easy to deliver the blood crystal.

The wealthy businessman got the blood crystal and was shocked when he saw the talking golden carp. After he got the blood crystal, he turned around and left after saluting again and again.

In less than half a day, Lin Qian'an got a reminder that the task was completed, and Turtle gained 10 points of experience.

This efficiency is actually average, and it is not too different from Turtle's normal cultivation.

A day later, the rich businessman came again, and this time he was not alone. He also brought a team of craftsmen along with Xiao Zhengliang, the man who first obtained blood crystals by the lake.

Under the command of Xiao Zhengliang, it didn't take long for a tortoise tortoise statue to be made, and a small temple was also built to cover the tortoise's statue inside.

Above the temple, there are three words [God Turtle Temple] written.

After everyone finished the incense and left, Lin Qianan manipulated the turtle to go ashore to check it out.

The dragon's head, the turtle's back with the gossip yin and yang diagrams, the four legs covered with scales, and the no-word stele on its back.

Not to mention, it's quite restored!

Lin Qianan manipulated the turtles to eat most of the fruits and chickens and ducks enshrined in the ancestral hall in one breath. uukanshu.com then brought the rest of the food into the lake and shared it with the little carp.

The little carp is also very happy to eat.

In the following period of time, people would come to ask for medicine from time to time, and it even developed to the level of asking for divination for marriage.

Not to mention, these are all within the scope of Turtle's ability.

Needless to say, there is not a single drop of blood crystals that cannot be treated.

And the question of such things is tortoise's own line.

For general questions, whether it's marriage or future, Lin Qian'an can directly use the [divination] magical power to ask them, and he can get the answer immediately, and then let the little carp tell them.

In this way, the news of the miracle of the tortoise was quickly spread out.

Incense came in an endless stream, and later, there was even a small carp statue next to the turtle statue in the [God Turtle Temple].

Compared with the turtles, they are much smaller, but they are also vividly withered. When others give incense to the turtles and send tributes, they will also send a relatively small amount to the little carp.

Every time Lin Qianan manipulated the turtle to eat, he would bring the tribute to the little carp to eat, which made him very happy.

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