No Jokes Here Chapter 26

"This is Taoist Chen Tuan from Wudang Mountain, and this is Sword Immortal Tengyunshui." Li Zhenjie introduced Lin Qian'an.

Lin Qianan is also familiar with these two people.

The former is a Taoist priest who has been active on the short video platform for a long time. Because of his practice in Wudang Mountain and his own martial arts, he has been used to ridicule for a long time.

One of the most interesting stalks is, [Daoist Chen Tuan said: "Where in the world are there any Qi practitioners." After speaking, he flew away in the clouds. ]

The latter is a COS with a secondary disease. Because of his outstanding appearance, coupled with the special COS sword fairy character, the degree of reduction is still very high, so it has been said for a long time that it is a real sword fairy, just for the sake of Life, pretending to be COS.

I didn't expect this meme to become real.

"Chen Tuan, Wudang Mountain Qi practitioner, hello little friend." When Chen Tuan saw Lin Qian'an, he directly handed over his business card.

"Lin Qian'an, a novelist." Lin Qianan bowed slightly, took the business card with both hands and replied.

Teng Yunshui was slightly cold, but he nodded slightly to Lin Qian'an, and it was considered a greeting.

After saying hello to each other, it's time to get down to business.

At this time, Li Zhenjie looked at the golden bell hood and said to Taoist Chen Tuan: "Taoist, now it has been controlled, the question is how to make it dormant!"

"I have prepared dozens of immortality amulets on my body, but this thing is a bit big. I'm afraid at least 300 imposition amulets are needed to block its energy flow." Taoist Chen Tuan was a little confused.

When Lin Qianan heard the words, he thought of the image of the talismans all over the mecha, and had an inexplicable desire to complain.

"Tengyunshui, what about you? Is there a way?" Li Zhenjie looked at Tengyunshui.

Teng Yunshui sneered and said, "Why, your "Feng Ling Patriarch" doesn't work anymore? Isn't that how powerful your Wind Spirit Patriarch is every day in the group?

Li Zhenjie's expression almost couldn't hold back when he heard the words, but then he suppressed his desire to argue because he didn't have the same knowledge as an idiot, and said, "It's mission time, don't get sick here! Can you do it?"

Hearing this, Teng Yunshui showed a disdainful smile and said, "Look at this sword fairy."

When the sound fell, Tengyunshui rose into the air, and the immortal sword shot out from behind him, heading straight for the golden town demon bell.

In an instant, the fairy sword collided with the town demon bell.

Chong~!

The sound of the collision of weapons resounded through Baihua Slope, and the immortal sword flew back on its original path, but the demon-suppressing bell was not damaged at all, not even moving.

Teng Yunshui pulled the immortal sword to his side. After being silent for a while, he slowly said, "Whose is this cover? Can you put it away first?"

Hearing this, Li Zhenjie looked at Lin Qian'an, while Daoist Chen Tuan and Teng Yunshui also looked at Lin Qian'an, both of them were quite surprised.

In the observation of Chen Tuan's qi technique, Lin Qian'an's qi talent was at the peak of the first level. It is logically impossible to use such a method, so he was a little surprised.

Teng Yunshui also had similar observation methods, and judged that Lin Qian'an's strength was not that strong. Because of this, he just nodded slightly to Lin Qian'an.

Now, when he found that he couldn't even break one of the other's hoods, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Facing the three people's eyes, Lin Qian'an was even more uncomfortable. He said embarrassingly, "Well, I used a special method at the time, but I can't do it now."

"So it is." Taoist Chen Tuan nodded suddenly, and then asked, "How long will this cover last for it to disappear?"

"It should be gone in the afternoon." Lin Qianan said.

"In that case, I think we might as well just wait!" Li Zhenjie sighed.

"Never mind!" Teng Yunshui retracted his sword and landed on the ground, showing an indifferent expression, as if the slap in the face had nothing to do with him at all.

Then, taking advantage of the waiting time, Li Zhenjie and Taoist Master Chen Tuan also contacted the local government to deal with the impact of this incident.

It is impossible to say that it is completely processed, because the relevant video has even been uploaded to the Internet.

However, there is no problem in letting the government guide and making things as favorable as possible to the government.

In addition, the current attitude of Xuan Kingdom towards abnormal events has gradually begun to stop hiding from the public, so it did not deliberately cover it up.

Lin Qianan finally got in touch with the official members of the Dragon Group, and naturally took advantage of this time to chat with them, hoping to get more relevant information.

Li Zhenjie obviously meant to win over Lin Qian'an, so most of the questions asked by Lin Qian'an were basically answerable.

And Taoist Master Chen Tuan also had this attitude, and even had the idea of ​​letting Lin Qianan join Wudang Mountain to get a Taoist certificate.

Teng Yunshui was a little cold, but in the face of Lin Qian'an's inquiries, he would still answer concisely.

In their mouths, Lin Qianan made sure of one thing.

That is the stalk of spiritual qi recovery, and it did appear.

Now the world is full of spiritual energy, and both living and dead are passively affected by it.

And a small number of extraordinary people can actively absorb spiritual energy to practice.

According to the current research data of the dragon group, aura is almost a universal energy, which can be transformed into any substance, and at the same time has a strong beneficial effect on the evolution of organisms.

This is almost the same as in the novel, but nothing is beyond Lin Qian'an's expectations.

But when it came to this, Daoist Chen Tuan seduced Lin Qianan with the fact that he could obtain "Qishushu" by joining Wudang Mountain.

Lin Qian'an had such a momentary heartbeat, but in the end she refused.

He is accustomed to being alone. If he joins these organizations, while enjoying the benefits, he will definitely bear the corresponding responsibilities. At that time, his freedom will inevitably be limited, which is unwilling to him.

"By the way, Daoist Chen Tuan, have you seen it weird?" Lin Qianan suddenly asked Daoist Chen Tuan.

Hearing this, Daoist Master Chen Tuan's face suddenly became serious, and he said, "Have you encountered it before?"

"I encountered a near-harmless monster before, and I easily defeated it." Lin Qianan replied.

"Don't be slack because of this. Most of the weirdness is powerful and harmful. Their existence is negative and distorted, and has certain rules. Once contaminated, it can easily cause damage to a certain area. A large-scale disaster." Chief Chen Tuan explained.

Hearing this, Lin Qian'an was a little scared. At that time, he had only acquired some extraordinary abilities, and his mentality was slightly inflated, so he recklessly went to visit Shuangrong No. 1 Middle School at night.

If that weirdness was extremely harmful, he would probably die before he even got his start.

After reciting the key points of Gouzi several times in his heart, Lin Qianan finally came over.

At noon, the four of them had a picnic at Baihuapo.

The food was brought by the young man named Xiao Zhou. There were all kinds of dishes, and it filled the entire table. It looked quite rich. Even Lin Qianan ate such a big meal that he burped.

If you ignore the red dragon mecha who is constantly struggling in the town demon bell in the distance, it would be pleasant to have a meal in this place full of wild flowers.

After dinner, several people felt that it was boring to wait, so they suggested playing cards.

Taoist Chen Tuan thought gambling was wrong, so Li Zhenjie said stickers were used as punishment.

Teng Yunshui felt that sticking notes on his face would detract from his temperament, but Li Zhenjie let him join the game because he was afraid of losing with Teng Yunshui.

Lin Qianan had no right to speak, and was directly dragged into the game.

In the first hand, Li Zhenjie played the card first. He looked at his card and played a card.

"A 3."

"Four 2s!"

Teng Yunshui threw his biggest card directly.

"are you crazy?"

Li Zhenjie opened his mouth, obviously not expecting Teng Yunshui to be so careless.

"Can't you do it like this?" Teng Yunshui looked at Li Zhenjie provocatively.

"I want to see how many notes you can put on your face." Li Zhenjie replied with a sneer.

Lin Qian'an and Taoist Chen Tuan looked at each other, with three-point helplessness in their eyes.

Time passed, and in less than an hour, both Li Zhenjie and Teng Yunshui were covered with notes, except for their eyes and nose, which were covered by notes.

The two aimed at each other, and would rather restrict each other if they didn't run their cards.

And Lin Qian'an and Chen Tuan only had two or three more notes on their faces.

At 3:15 in the afternoon, the town demon bell finally shook obviously. Lin Qianan and the others, who were sitting on Baihua Slope and playing poker, immediately put away the cards, tore off the stickers on their faces, and looked towards The red dragon mecha in the distance.

Kacha, bang~!

Finally, the town demon bell suddenly collapsed, and the red dragon mecha broke free.

Taoist Chen Tuan and Teng Yunshui looked at each other, UU reading www.uukanshu. com flew towards the Red Dragon Mecha almost at the same time.

In the void, the energy in Tengyunshui surged, and the immortal sword suddenly transformed into dozens of phantoms of sword energy and shot towards the red dragon mecha.

Swish swish~!

These sword qi phantoms fell on the body of the red dragon mecha, and then disappeared.

In contrast, the part of the body of the red dragon mecha stagnated.

Taoist Master Chen Tuan took out a stack of yellow talismans from his cuff, shot them out, and stuck them on key parts such as the limbs and joints of the red dragon mecha.

Just as the red dragon mecha took half a step out of the town demon bell, his body immediately froze on the spot.

As the last yellow talisman fell on his forehead, the red light in the mecha's eyes also dimmed.

Lin Qianan looked at the red dragon mecha standing on the spot with dozens of yellow talismans sticking on his body, and his face was a little weird.

Although the style of painting is very subtle, but at least the effect is very good.

"Well, that's enough. Next, wait for someone from the transportation department to come and take it away." Taoist Chen Tuan nodded.

"But for such a big thing, their space props can't hold it, right? It is estimated that they have to be disassembled into several parts." Li Zhenjie said with some relief.

"Since the mission has been completed, I'll leave first." Teng Yunshui bowed slightly to Taoist Chen Tuan, then gave Li Zhenjie a disdainful smile and left directly with his sword.

Li Zhenjie raised his brows, but then he suppressed the emotions he wanted to explode.

Although he didn't want to admit it, he was indeed not Teng Yunshui's opponent without using his trump cards.

But it doesn't matter, after a period of time, his Fengling ancestor has been upgraded, and he can directly change his energy level to level three, and he can definitely hit the two forces on the ground!

Chapter end