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No Jokes Here Chapter 12

As Dayuan was tired, the world became more and more chaotic.

Only in the town of Tong Zun, where Tong Zun sits, can there be a trace of peace.

Because of this, more and more people are fleeing here, and even people from all walks of life who live in seclusion like to live here.

Gradually, the population of Tongzun City has reached more than 300,000, and it has been expanded several times.

And because of the large number of people in the city, martial arts are also very popular.

There is almost no portal view here, and various martial arts secrets are spread everywhere.

The butcher who cut the meat used the "Five Tigers Breaking the Door Knife", the old woman sweeping the street performed the stick technique of "The Autumn Wind Sweeps the Leaves", and the man pulling the cart and carrying the goods was wearing "Dragon and Elephant Prajna Gong". On the third floor, even the second running hall can master the light work of "Flying on the Grass".

Martial arts boosted productivity and made cities more prosperous.

Many insurgents have therefore imitated the situation in Tong Zuncheng.

The vision of the portal seems to be slowly disappearing from the rivers and lakes.

When the game character was 103 years old, a rumor suddenly spread in the rivers and lakes.

It is said that it was the Yitian Sword smelted and cast by the Wufeng sword that Tong Zun used in his early years. The Dragon Slayer Sword contains the mystery of Tong Zun's shocking martial arts.

As long as you get both, you can become the next child, invincible in the world, and live long and youthful forever.

Therefore, the martial arts suddenly became chaotic.

People from all walks of life began to compete for these two weapons.

After Lin Qianan knew about this, he immediately saw that this was Dayuan's conspiracy.

However, there is no way.

Even if he stood up and clarified that it was false, no one would believe it.

On the contrary, he would feel that he was afraid that others would acquire these two weapons, and realized the reason for his strength.

There was blood and rain on the rivers and lakes. For the two weapons, countless people were killed and injured in the martial arts.

As the situation intensified, Lin Qianan finally manipulated the game characters out of desperation.

It was riding a slightly old divine sculpture, which descended from the sky and came to the top of Guangming.

At this time, there are dozens of strong sects in Jianghu fighting against Mingjiao. Except for Wudang and Yaoshan Temple, which did not participate, basically all the famous sects in Jianghu came.

Their purpose is all for the Yitian Sword and Dragon Saber owned by Mingjiao.

After the game characters controlled by Lin Qian'an arrived, everyone's movements stopped.

The contemporary leader of the Ming sect came to Lin Qian'an and saluted him.

[Fang Huang: I have seen Senior Tong Zun. 】

Lin Qian'an looked a little familiar to him, like the leader of the rebel army who he entrusted the Wufengjian to, but he was a little young.

He guessed that this was probably his heir.

[Wuzhen: Buddha of Infinite Life, are you the son of the patron of Fang La? I don't know if he is okay? 】

[Fang Huang: My father passed away more than ten years ago, and I can't compare to Senior Tong Zun who is still young. 】

[Wuzhen: What about the Heavenly Sword and the Dragon Saber? 】

Hearing this, Fang Huang directly instructed his subordinates to bring up the two weapons.

[Fang Huang: They are all here, because Senior Tong Zun you handed over to us the Ming Cult's sword, and we have kept it well, and we dare not let it fall into the hands of the Ming Cult. 】

At this moment, the surrounding martial arts practitioners were all short of breath.

Didn't they fight to death for these two things?

Suddenly, a middle-aged man with a sword stepped out.

[Chu Xinping: Your Excellency Tong Zun, are you here today to prevent disputes? 】

Lin Qianan glanced at him.

I don't even know what kind of **** he is, yet he dares to stand up and act as a spearman.

If it weren't for him to establish a character, a sword qi would kill him.

[Wuzhen: This benefactor, I have no secrets in my cultivation. The Dragon Saber and Yitian Sword are only slightly sharper blades. It is really unwise for you to compete for these two and cause a **** storm. Today, I Both were taken back to avoid unnecessary killings. 】

[Chu Xinping: Senior Tong Zun, have you been in the mythology of martial arts for a long time, and you want to demolish the bridge after crossing the river? Use such words to prevaricate me waiting? This martial arts is feasible for everyone in the world. As a senior, how can you be so selfish? 】

Lin Qian'an rolled his eyes at the guy, and immediately took a sip of water to put away the idea of ​​smashing him into scum with one punch, and began to organize the language.

[Wuzhen: Amitabha, he is a monk and does not compete for fame and fortune. If you are really curious, I will compile all my martial arts into a book and publish it all over the world! 】

For this result, people in Jianghu are quite satisfied.

Anyway, with Tong Zun present, it would be impossible for them to **** Yitian Sword and Dragon Saber.

It is not a loss to be able to obtain the secrets of his martial arts later.

Lin Qianan couldn't help but feel amused when he saw these faces.

Is it true that he never tried to promote martial arts to the world in his previous games?

Those advanced martial arts also have ridiculously high requirements for talent. These guys don't have the ability to level up and add points to game characters.

If you insist on learning, the meridians will be disordered, the true qi will be retrograde, and it will be a trivial matter.

If you don't pay attention, you may die directly.

So many times, martial arts withered not because the predecessors cherished their own brooms.

It is true that future generations are not up to expectations, you are not talented enough to learn!

After getting Lin Qian'an's promise, all the people in the arena also retreated.

Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to put away the two weapons, and planned to leave on the divine eagle.

At this moment, he suddenly heard the sound of gunfire.

Mingjiao quickly heard the news.

However, the Yuan army had already set up an ambush, intending to wipe out the Ming Sect and many masters of the Jianghu sect in one fell swoop.

Even this time the people in the rivers and lakes besieged Guangmingding, and they were behind it.

These Jianghu people and Mingjiao are the main forces of anti-Yuan in the world today, or existences with related connections.

If the Yuan army succeeds, Dayuan will not be able to breathe a sigh of relief.

Lin Qian'an naturally hates Dayuan from the perspective of history, so this time, he plans to take action.

With the sound of a carving, Tong Zun of Yaoshan Temple descended from the sky into the Yuan army camp.

Under one palm, hundreds of thousands of true essence were exhausted, and at the same time, a huge golden palm print appeared.

Boom~!

A huge palm print about 30 meters wide was formed on the ground, and all the Yuan soldiers and their armor were crushed into the soil.

Such a palm, so terrifying.

The surroundings of the game characters were quiet for a moment.

[General Yuanbing: No matter how strong he is, he is only one person. When his true energy is exhausted, kill him! If anyone can kill Tong Zun, the reward is one million yuan, and he will be sealed as Wanhu Hou! 】

As soon as these words came out, many soldiers rushed up.

Lin Qian'an was not in a hurry, and took the opportunity to make the game characters bow and recite a Buddha's name.

[Tong Zun: Amitabha Buddha. 】

When the words fell, Lin Qianan began to kill in the crowd wanton.

With the thirty-five-layer "Golden Body Art" in his body, swords and mysterious guns can be completely ignored.

The two entries [Yin-Yang Unity] and [Five Elements Unity] are combined with the heart method of "Left and Right Mutual Struggles", which absorbs the energy of heaven and earth extremely fast, and the recovery speed of true essence is almost 10,000 per second.

Lin Qian'an's various martial arts did not consider waste at all. Every time he made a move, several or even ten Yuan soldiers were slaughtered.

He went all the way towards the Yuan Bing general, and there was no one who could stop him on the way.

bang~ bang bang~!

Countless bullets flew, and the golden light on the surface of the game character didn't even make waves.

The "Golden Bell Hood" can withstand the bullets of the mysterious gun at the 20th floor, basically ignore it at the 25th floor, and can't even damage the artillery at the 30th floor. Now the "Golden Body Art" at the 35th floor.

Lin Qianan said that unless the real essence of the game character is exhausted, no one in this low-martial game world can hurt him.

Boom~!

The general of the Yuan Army finally couldn't hold back, and let the Xuanji Cannon be released at Lin Qian'an who was in the crowd.

Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters without dodging or evading, and directly resisted a cannonball.

Its bombardment on the "Golden Body Art" on the thirty-fifth floor only made the game characters stagnate for a while, and the figure retreated and plowed a short ravine on the ground.

In addition, the life value of the game characters did not drop at all, and even the real energy consumed was recovered in less than a second.

Boom... Boom... Boom~!

A mysterious cannon blasted out, and Lin Qianan returned to the situation where he was bombarded by dozens of artillery.

However, this time was different from the last time.

The unprecedented powerful attributes of the game characters made him have no idea of ​​dodging at all, so he resisted these artillery abruptly, and even Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to smash the cannonballs from the front.

At this moment, he just wanted to say: "Sir, the times have not changed!"

Taking advantage of the gap between the bombardment, Lin Qian'an manipulated the game characters to condense true essence at a distance of more than a hundred meters, and shot a "Six Meridian Sword". UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

A golden sword qi rushed out from the **** of the game character's right hand, and it opened wide and closed.

At this point, the morale of the Yuan army has disappeared, and they have collapsed.

And the people in the martial arts who witnessed this scene all looked at the game characters with the eyes of the gods.

Lin Qianan shook his head slightly, summoned the divine eagle, jumped on the eagle's back, and left.

The new legend of Tong Zun began to spread all over the world. Some people even said that he had become a land fairy, and many stories with him as the protagonist began to spread among the storytellers.

The Tong Zun inside is almost omnipotent, and some people say that he is the reincarnation of the Buddha, which is an exaggeration to the extreme.

But Lin Qian'an was not interested in these things. He took the Heavenly Sword and Dragon Slayer Sword back to the elders of Yaoshan Temple and smelted it together again, turning it into a stick weighing sixty-four kilograms.

Perhaps it was the reason that after many times of smelting, the impurities in this weapon completely retreated, and now it has turned into the quality of [Zhenjin].

On the surface, it looks like a dark and quaint thick long stick, but once Lin Qianan manipulates the game character to use his real essence to cast it, it will completely turn into a golden stick, which is almost indestructible and has a very high damage bonus.

It's a pity that the game characters are already invincible, and this thing doesn't seem to be of much use except for collections.

After Lin Qian'an named it "Yoshan Stick", he attached a bamboo broom and used it to sweep the floor in the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion of the Yaoshan Temple.

Afterwards, Lin Qian'an published all the martial arts skills of the game characters, and published them directly in Tong Zun City.

This is his previous promise, and naturally he will not break his promise, even in the game.

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