No Jokes Here Chapter 180

After chatting with Wen Liang for a while, Long Aotian took out his mobile phone and started the live broadcast directly.

Lin Qian'an was a little puzzled, his mobile phone couldn't connect to the Internet, and Long Aotian's can still broadcast live.

"Family, here are my three teammates, their names? It doesn't matter! Anyway, this is my solo show, and I can kill Godzilla by myself..."

Looking at this scene, Lin Qian'an always felt that the style of painting was a little weird.

He glanced at Wen Liang and found that Wen Liang was sending a message on Long Group's Xuanlong mobile phone.

He didn't know who was on the opposite side, but Wen Hao seemed to be reporting the current situation.

Lin Qianan took out Xuanlong's mobile phone and found that it could also be connected to the Internet, and those people in the Dragon Group chat group were still chatting.

So Lin Qian'an used the Xuanlong mobile phone to log in to the internal network, and saw the articles published by the dragon group superhumans to start the time.

Waiting is boring after all, and Lin Qian'an and Wen Liang are not too familiar with them, so they can't talk anymore after a few words.

After a while, Wen Liang chose a bedroom and went in to recharge his batteries, and then Lin Qian'an, Wuming and Long Aotian also chose a room to live in.

Lying on the bed in the bedroom, Lin Qian'an's super hearing allows him to hear the live broadcast of Long Aotian next door from time to time.

In this situation, it is not suitable to play games, so Lin Qianan can only sink his heart and start practicing.

Now that all the 720 acupoints in his body have been opened, the next step is to condense the pill.

Condensation is not achieved overnight.

This takes a certain amount of time.

There are two ways to condense pills.

The first type, like Tong Zun, relies on a strong body and Dantian to squeeze the real essence abruptly, transforming it from liquid to solid.

The second type is recorded in the martial arts scriptures to open up the acupoints of the whole body, and then pass through the acupoints, relying on the power of heaven and earth to solidify the real essence into elixir little by little.

This second method is the method used by Zhang Sanfeng.

He doesn't have a terrifying body like Tong Zun, so he can only connect the heaven and the earth through the acupoints, and then make the real energy in the dantian rotate, absorb the external energy, and use the centripetal force to condense into a pill.

As long as there is an elixir seed, the remaining real essence will be continuously transformed into solid real power. After that, as long as the elixir does not shatter, it will always actively transform the real yuan into real power.

This is a bit like cyclone cultivation, but the difference is that spiritual power does not condense into a solid.

Under Lin Qian'an's intentional urging, the true essence in the dantian spun rapidly, slowly transforming to form a dan seed.

This process takes about three to five days, and Lin Qianan is not in a hurry.

Even taking advantage of this time, I thought about the direction of refining the witch medicine, and took control of the clone far away in the country to do housework.

That's right, before Lin Qianan left, his clone was still in the country.

And still haven't lost contact.

Even if they were so far apart, Lin Qianan could still sense the clone and control it.

In this way, he can keep both ends without delay.

While going out to perform tasks, let the clone help brush the "Graveyard Dungeon".

You can even use your clone to go back to class.

In the evening, Lin Qianan and the others were called to have a meal, and the dinner was very rich.

While eating, Long Aotian was still streaming live, and he had no scruples about the faces of the characters in Wano Kingdom, and he didn't even put them in his eyes.

And Wen Liang, the captain, didn't even care.

After eating, he should have gone straight back to the suite, but Long Aotian's fans said they wanted to see what was going on outside.

So Long Aotian said to Xiaobori Shengjun: "Hey, who, my fans said to see the situation outside, can you let me go out for a walk?"

When Xiaobori Shengjun heard the words, he seemed a little embarrassed. He said, "Mr. Long Aotian, our side is a secret base and we cannot visit at will."

"Then why don't you go out for a walk, don't worry, I'll be back soon." Long Aotian said.

"This..."

Kobori Seijun blinked and looked at Wenliang.

Wen Liang felt this look and said calmly, "Long Aotian, how can you be so unorganized and undisciplined?"

When Xiaobori Shengjun heard this, he couldn't help showing a smile. In his opinion, as long as Wenliang, the captain, spoke, Long Aotian should be more restrained.

In the end, Wen Liang said, "How can we go out alone? We are a team, of course we should go out for a walk together!"

"Wen Liangjun is right..." Xiaobori Shengjun echoed half a sentence next to him without thinking. Just halfway through the words, he reacted and looked at Wen Liang and said, "Wen Liang-Jun, what did you just say?"

"I said we are a team, we have to go out together, do you understand?" Wen Liang looked at Kobori Shengjun and asked.

Hearing the words, Xiaobori Shengjun was extremely speechless. In the end, he reluctantly agreed to Long Aotian's request to let him go out with Wen Liang, Lin Qian'an and Wuming.

Originally, there was a team of guards accompanying him, but Long Aotian refused directly.

His original words were, "We still use these little garbage for protection, do you look down on us?"

However, Shojun Kobori still gave several people a mobile phone for communication to communicate with each other.

This base is located in a place called Akimoto Prefecture in Wano Country.

It is a relatively remote rural area.

Walking on the road, Long Aotian took out the mobile phone holder, and while talking, he showed the surrounding scenery to a group of netizens in Xuanguo.

"Captain Wen Liang, are we really okay with this?" Lin Qian'an asked Wen Liang, who was taking a leisurely walk, with some doubts.

"What do you mean?" Wen Liang asked, "If it means taking a walk, don't worry. I am fully responsible for this task and I will not be punished."

Not long after, the four walked to the beach.

There is a sign on the coast that says no approach, and a Godzilla image is drawn on it.

The sea breeze was blowing, and Long Aotian directly passed the prohibition sign and went to the beach to broadcast live to his netizens.

Wenliang and Lin Qianan followed behind, Wuming said nothing, and walked beside Wenliang with the erhu in their arms, the long hair on the back of their heads was blown by the wind, and their eyes looked at the scenery in the night without any waves.

This scene made Lin Qianan feel that they were here to travel this time, not to deal with Godzilla.

Suddenly, Long Aotian returned to the crowd and said to Lin Qian'an, "[Home] Is that right, take out the car in your space ring and show it to me?"

Lin Qianan was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect that Long Aotian could actually see the contents of his space ring.

Immediately he replied: "Mr. Long Aotian, it's just a van, nothing to see."

Long Aotian put it on Lin Qian'an's shoulder and said, "Call me Brother Long, I know it's a stalker, don't be so stingy! After all, it's a teammate who is on a mission together."

At this moment, Lin Qianan felt an inexplicable aura emanating from Long Aotian, which made him want to surrender to Long Aotian directly, and even gave his Wuling Hongguang S directly to Long Aotian.

But at this moment, the contemplative god, the great saint, suddenly appeared in Lin Qian'an's mind, which instantly brought him back to his senses.

Lin Qianan pushed Long Aotian away and said with a bad look: "What have you done to me?"

"It's actually able to resist my domineering aura!" Long Aotian looked a little surprised.

At this time, Wen Liang said indifferently: "Long Aotian, if you violate the discipline, I will tell the leader of Long's group later."

Hearing the sound, Long Aotian was slightly apprehensive, and said, "I'm just looking at the car. I'll teach him a space spirit technique that I created to make up for it. Is this the head office?"

Wen Liang looked at Lin Qian'an and said, "If you don't mind, you can take it out and take a look. His space spirit technique is quite useful."

Lin Qianan hesitated for a moment, then he hooked up with the space ring and took out the Wuling Hongguang S.

Bang~!

The vehicle landed and fell directly on the beach.

Long Aotian pointed the camera at the body of the phone and said, "Family, do you see it, this car is a piece of shit, it's more than a Lamborghini, a Bugatti Veyron, what? You don't believe it. , Well, then I'll ask this brother to go around and open your eyes!"

Immediately, Long Aotian said to Lin Qian'an, "Brother, let's go for a walk on the road!"

When Lin Qianan heard the words, he looked at Wen Liang, who nodded slightly and said, "Let's go together, don't go too far."

Hearing the sound, Lin Qianan could only sigh and move Wuling Hongguang S to the road.

At this time, Lin Qianan was sitting in the cab, Long Aotian was the co-pilot, and Wuming and Wenliang were sitting behind.

The back of Wuling Hongguang s has a huge space comparable to a bedroom, so it has been slightly modified by Lin Qian'an, and all the facilities are readily available.

At this time, Long Aotian was holding his mobile phone to feast his eyes on the fans.

"See, what kind of car can do this? What kind of car can have such a big space? You can't buy this car no matter how much money you pay!" Long Aotian finished showing off and patted Lin Qian'an on the shoulder. Said: "Brother, let's go! Let's feel the extreme speed!"

Lin Qianan shook his head helplessly, stepped on the accelerator, and the vehicle flew out along the road.

Because there was no one at night, and Long Aotian urged him repeatedly, Lin Qianan quickly drove to more than 100 yards.

However, if this is the case, Long Aotian still feels a little uncomfortable.

At this moment, Lin Qian'an saw a bright light in the rearview mirror, so he hurriedly turned the steering wheel and moved to the left.

The next moment, an ae86 with Fujiwara tofu written on its body rushed up.

A prompt also appeared in Lin Qian'an's eyes.

[Hint: There is a stalk near the host, which has been marked. 】

Lin Qianan glanced at it, and there really was a layer of red light on the other side's body, which seemed to be a stalker car.

Just as the two sides kept a constant speed and parallel, the other side rolled down the window, and the co-pilot was a young man with yellow hair.

It gave Long Aotian a thumbs up, and then suddenly pointed down.

After doing this, the ae86 stepped on the accelerator and rushed directly in front of Lin Qianan and the others.

Long Aotian had a seizure immediately, grabbed Lin Qian'an's sleeve and said, "Damn it, can this be endured? Catch up and step on the accelerator to death!"

Lin Qian'an frowned and said, "Isn't it necessary to fight between spirits? Captain, are you right?"

After saying this, Lin Qian'an thought that Wen Liang would agree with him, but who knew Wen Liang said: "Xiao Lin, you can't lose, rush! Now we represent Xuan Guo's face, how can we lose to a group of people who have a good life? and the people of the country.”

Lin Qianan looked at Wuming, and Wuming suddenly pulled the erhu, and the song was "Horse Racing".

Although he did not speak, he conveyed more information than speaking.

At this moment, Lin Qianan always felt that he was a little too normal.

"What are you waiting for? Go ahead! If you don't step on the accelerator, you won't be able to see the taillights! If you can't do it, replace it with me!" Long Aotian said.

Hearing this, Lin Qianan shook his head helplessly, took a deep breath and said, "No need, watch me perform."

After saying that, Lin Qianan stepped on the floor oil directly.

Boom~Boom~Whoosh!

On the road in Akimoto Prefecture, there was an ae86 with Fujiwara Tofu written on its body, and a Wuling Hongguang s with waterproof and leak-trap on its body was racing.

Lin Qian'an's speed seemed to have soared to more than 250 yards, but the opponent was still firmly in front.

The opponent's car is a stubborn car that does not lose to Wuling Hongguang s.

"Hurry up, hurry up! You can't lose!" Long Aotian urged.

When Lin Qianan heard the words, he was also aroused to be competitive. He held the steering wheel with one hand, and at the same time took out a witch medicine and drank it.

Suddenly, the music of "Catch the Shrimp" resounded in his mind, and in the next instant, he felt that all kinds of superb driving skills were already clear to him.

At this moment, he has no limit.

The accelerator is stepped on, and the speedometer is steadily moving towards the number of three hundred.

As a traffic policeman in Akita Prefecture, Kitano has always felt that his work is very boring.

In this small county, there are usually no cars at all.

The last time he investigated and dealt with violations was two years ago.

"It's almost time to change shifts, what a leisurely life! It would be nice if it could be a little exciting once in a while!" Having said this, Kitano said with a smile: "Of course it's a joke!"

Boom~Whoosh!

The moment Kitano's voice fell to the ground, he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing past, and even his speedometer was shaken.

Kitano held his hat and looked at the speedometer in the smoke.

The code speed of 286 above made his expression a little surprised.

"Is the machine broken?"

Boom - rein~ rein!

The moment the sound fell, another phantom quickly shuttled across the road.

The gust of wind swept up, and the dust flew up. Kitano firmly hugged the speedometer, and his body retreated sharply, and his hat was blown to the side.

When the gust of wind dissipated, he was also covered in mud, looking utterly embarrassed.

"Kitano, I'm here for a shift change, why is it so chaotic here, what are you doing?"

At this time, Kanda Yukihira, another traffic policeman in Xiaoxian County, came to change shifts on a motorcycle. When he saw the embarrassment at the scene, his expression became very surprised.

Kitano picked up the speedometer in his arms, looked at the numbers on it, and his expression suddenly solidified on his cheeks.

Because the above is a 333 code rate.

On the other side, Lin Qian'an had already accelerated to the limit.

However, both sides encountered a problem at this time, that is, there is a mountain road ahead, and it is still a series of bends.

slow down?

Of course that is impossible!

Lin Qianan pulled the handbrake, shook it lightly, and directly drifted into the corner.

And the ae86 car is in trouble here.

After all, the ae86 is an old car. The previous car-making technology was not so mature. The handbrake will inevitably reduce the speed when entering the corner. If the foot brake is used, it will be difficult to control the body.

Either gamble on the extreme performance of the car, or just let Lin Qianan overtake.

And the opponent's choice was a gamble!

The two cars were drifting almost together, and Lin Qian'an could even see the solemn expression on the face of the man in the driver's seat through the window glass.

After three consecutive big turns, the opponent's car had obvious body shake, while the Wuling Hongguang s remained stable.

At this moment, the durability characteristics of Lin Qianan's Wuling Hongguang s obviously occupied a certain advantage.

In order to prevent Lin Qian'an from overtaking the car, the other party directly checked in.

At this time, Li Zhenjie's overtaking operation appeared in Lin Qian'an's mind.

He stepped on the brakes halfway, and the vehicle stagnated for an instant, and then Lin Qianan's steering wheel turned sharply, and the body tilted suddenly.

After doing this, Lin Qianan stepped on the accelerator to the end, turned from extremely static to extremely fast, and rushed towards the protruding part of the mountain wall on one side.

Boom~Whoosh~!

The tires took advantage of the mountain wall, and instantly soared into the sky, overcoming the blockade of the ae86 in front.

boom!

The body landed, and after slightly flicking its tail, it went straight away, leaving ae86 still in a daze.

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