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No Jokes Here Chapter 8

Compared with the Central Plains, the birthplace of Tantric Buddhism is obviously much more peaceful.

Lin Qian'an only reopened the game three times, and successfully made the game characters go to the position of the Dharma King of Tantric Buddhism.

At this time, the game character's "Dragon Elephant Prajna Gong" has been practiced to the thirteenth level of perfection, swallowing the alien beast "Golden Butterfly" to obtain metallic infuriating energy, and his strength is not inferior to any martial arts master in the world.

Afterwards, the game characters controlled by Lin Qian'an were recruited by the high-level officials of Dayuan, and they went to the Central Plains to conduct a crusade.

Relying on his own strength and his familiarity with the Central Plains, the game characters controlled by Lin Qian'an quickly defeated the masters of the Central Plains martial arts one by one. At the same time, the Dayuan Army also developed powerful firearms.

The army began to look down on it, and easily defeated Da Song's army.

Fifteen years in the game, Dayuan occupied most of the territory of the Song Dynasty and destroyed the Jin Kingdom.

In the eighteenth year of the game, Dayuan officially invaded the imperial city of the Song Dynasty, unified the Central Plains, and established the country as Yuan. At the same time, the game characters were also named Dayuan National Teacher, and Tantric Buddhism became the state religion.

The game doesn't end here.

Lin Qianan manipulated game characters to practice martial arts in the game, and continued to upgrade and improve his strength.

Because of the support of Dayuan, the characters in the game are not lacking in martial arts and resources, so it is very easy to cultivate.

However, soon the game characters also fell into a bottleneck. After reaching level 50, their experience increased slowly and their strength was stuck.

At this time, the game characters were over sixty years old, and they could not advance in cultivation.

Lin Qianan sighed.

It seems that the strength is coming to an end here.

In the Imperial Capital of Dayuan, a cute-looking girl was bouncing around the game characters, clamoring for him to tell stories.

[Minmin Murter: National Master of Barcelona, ​​can you repeat how you defeated the five masters in the Central Plains? 】

Lin Qianan typed on the keyboard and answered.

[Barcelona: Princess, Wei Chen still vaguely remembers that it was an early morning when I met five masters of Jianghu, Nandi, Beibei, Zhongshentong, Xidu and Dongxie at the top of Mount Hua...]

Lin Qian'an's typing speed is not slow, after all, he is also a writer.

And his storytelling ability is not bad, and Minmin Multer is also very fascinated by it.

In this game, NPCs seem to have decent AI and communicate with each other very smoothly.

So this is the reason why Lin Qianan can play so many endings.

Sometimes he even thinks that this game world is not necessarily a real world.

After a while, Lin Qianan told the little princess again about his exaggerated achievements at the top of Mount Huashan, which made her yearn for it.

At this moment, a sound suddenly came from outside.

But it was the emperor of the Dayuan Dynasty who arrived.

He was a burly man, dressed in a bright yellow solemn robe, looking extremely majestic.

[Chahanmult: Minmin, you are here again disturbing the practice of the national teacher. 】

Hearing this, Minmin Mult ran directly to Chahan Mult's side, hugged his wrist and started to act like a spoiled child.

[Minmin Multer: Father, I just asked the national teacher to tell me stories. 】

Chahammer nodded and instructed a guard next to him.

[Chahanmult: Alu, take the princess down! 】

[Alu: Princess, please! 】

Immediately, Minmin Multer was reluctantly taken away by a guard.

After the screen backed off, Chahammurt looked at the game character and opened his mouth.

[Chahanmult: National teacher, you have found the one-hundred-year-old Zhu Ha, the king, I hope you can do it yourself. Today's times have changed. 】

With that said, he put a jade box on the table in front of the game character.

In that jade box, a transparent toad with a whole body crimson was lying quietly in it.

After putting down the jade box, Chahammurt turned around and left.

At the same time, Lin Qianan also hurriedly typed a farewell.

[Barça: Congratulations to the king. 】

After Chahanmult left, Lin Qianan picked up the jade box on the table and opened his backpack.

Check out the description of this item in the backpack slot.

[One-hundred-year-old clam [Zunzi]: The hundred-year-old clam in Dali's Valley of the Villains has a strange fire poison, swallowing it can make the infuriating fire attribute, and at the same time obtain the bonus [100 poisons]. (Note: You need to have 20 points of constitution to ignore its fire poison.)]

That's right, this is a rare treasure.

This is one of the easter eggs found by Lin Qianan.

In the previous game, Lin Qian'an also discovered the remaining four small easter eggs corresponding to them, and obtained them one by one in this game.

they are, respectively.

The golden thread butterfly from Tantric Buddhism, after swallowing it, can make true qi metallic.

Xuanbing cold silkworms raised from Tianshan Mountain can make True Qi possess ice properties after swallowing.

The special centipede "Fat Dilong" cultivated by Hong Qi, the former leader of the Beggar Gang, can make True Qi possess earth properties after swallowing it.

The snake gallbladder from the Qumu Qing Snake King outside the Sword Mound in Xiangyang can make the infuriating qi possess wood properties.

And this last hundred-year-old clam from Dali's Valley of the Wicked. Eating it can make infuriating fire properties.

These are things that require a certain chance attribute to obtain.

The first four characters that Lin Qian'an played this time have already been acquired, and now the fire attribute remains unobtainable.

He guessed that these five special things correspond to the five attributes of gold, wood, water, fire, and soil. If the five elements gather together, it may not be possible to trigger new easter eggs.

So that's why he asked Chahammurt to help collect this stuff.

After clicking Use, a prompt will appear on the screen.

[Hint: You have swallowed a hundred-year-old red toad, and you get the bonus [Hundred Poisons Invincible], and your infuriating qi has an additional fire attribute. ]

[Hundreds of poisons do not invade: Your body has been infected by fire poison, and other ordinary poisons will not be able to cause damage to you. ]

After one prompt, another prompt follows.

[Hint: Your body has all the five elements, and you get the bonus [Five Elements in One]. ]

The bonus entry in this tip is described in golden font.

Lin Qianan clicked on the panel and directly found the golden bonus entry.

[Five elements in one: Your body is complete with all five elements, and will be able to continuously obtain energy from heaven and earth to strengthen yourself. ]

Lin Qian'an seemed a little puzzled. Why doesn't the effect of this bonus entry seem obvious?

Just thinking about it, he suddenly found that his experience bar was constantly increasing.

About 100 points per second.

Lin Qian'an's eyes widened.

I didn't expect this game to have such a hidden mechanism.

100 experience points per second, 6,000 points in one minute, 360,000 points in one hour, and 8.64 million experience points in one day.

With such an experience increase rate, even if the experience requirement after level 51 increases by a million, it seems that there is no hope.

Time passed, and soon, the level of the game character reached the level of Lv52.

At the same time as the upgrade, the attributes of the game characters were also slightly improved, so Lin Qianan saw further hope and possibility.

However, this kind of entry was still a little slow for Lin Qian'an.

Because the game characters in the game have been upgraded this time, their age has gone directly from their sixties to their seventies.

Looking at the slightly aged state of the game characters, Lin Qianan guessed that they might also have a limited lifespan, and that they would die if they didn't live too long.

With the progress of time, the game character has a hundred years of life, and the level has reached Lv61.

The game characters died early, and the free attribute points obtained by leveling up were added to their physique by Lin Qian'an.

This makes the game characters look a little healthier.

However, the level-up experience at this time is already an increment of ten million ten million.

Even with a hundred experience per second, the upgrade speed is still extremely slow.

At this moment, something happened in the game.

Among the rivers and lakes, a sect named Wudang was established, and its sect advocated that the strength of Sanfeng was unmatched in ancient and modern times, and it was already invincible in the world.

This incident was known to the contemporary emperor of Dayuan, and he hoped that the game characters controlled by Lin Qianan would come and see it.

Faced with this task, Lin Qianan did not refuse.

He led his disciples, disciples and grandchildren, and under the protection of a group of soldiers, they rushed all the way to the place of Wudang.

Soon, the game characters controlled by Lin Qianan arrived at Wudang.

At the same time, he also saw the strong man who is the best of all times.

It was an old man with a childish face, UU reading www. uukanshu.com looked familiar to Lin Qianan.

Because this is the Zhang Junbao he had seen at the Yaoshan Temple back then.

The only thing that surprised Lin Qian'an was that the top of Zhang Sanfeng's head was actually Lv71.

You must know that among the characters he has seen, they are only Lv50.

Not even a Lv51 person.

Back then, the top five masters in the world were at this level.

However, Zhang Sanfeng was able to surpass them by 21.

How outrageous is this?

[Zhang Sanfeng: Senior Barcelona, ​​I have admired it for a long time. 】

[Barcelona: I heard that there was a master figure in Wudang, but now that I see it, it is really extraordinary. 】

Hearing this, Zhang Sanfeng showed a slight smile on his face.

[Zhang Sanfeng: It is a blessing for Sanfeng to be recognized by the seniors. 】

[Barça: I thought there was no rival in the world, so I haven't fought anyone for decades, but today I want to ask you a thing or two. 】

After Lin Qianan typed out these words, the disciples and grandchildren who accompanied him all showed shocked expressions.

After all, for them, Barcelona is already a mythical existence in the world today, and his martial arts have long been unimaginable. Even with the increase of age, he is getting younger and younger, almost rejuvenating.

However, when facing Zhang Sanfeng, he even took such a gesture, saying he asked for advice.

How can this not shock them?

[Zhang Sanfeng: It is an honor. 】

After speaking, Zhang Sanfeng took the lead in using the vertical cloud ladder, jumped up, and ran directly to the back mountain of Wudang.

Seeing this, Lin Qian'an also pressed the space bar and performed light work to follow.

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