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No Jokes Here Chapter 114

This luxurious initial attribute made Lin Qianan a little shocked.

Is this the legendary direct win at the starting line?

But treat the game characters as mothers?

How does it feel weird!

After Aluna posted it with the game characters, she took the initiative to run to pick up her eggshell and gnaw it.

Many oviparous animals have this habit, and elves almost have the habit of eating their own eggshells.

Because many elf parents don't take care of their children, the weak elves do not have the ability to find food after birth, so this will be their first meal.

Kacha Kacha watched Aluna nibbling on the eggshell, and Lin Qianan also carefully manipulated the game character to look at this cute thing.

There is nothing to say about the appearance, except that the fur on the body looks a little different, it is completely indistinguishable from a human cub.

And the pink hair, big eyes, and pointed ears are very cute, no wonder this elf is so popular.

This looks alone is enough to beat.

After eating the eggshell, Aluna hiccupped, jumped directly into the arms of the game character, and fell asleep.

Time flies in the game, and two days have passed since Aluna was hatched.

In the past two days, she spent a lot of money just on the food she ate. In order to save money, Lin Qianan also began to try to conclude a contract with Aluna.

Only by signing a contract and letting Aluna learn the skill of photosynthesis can save more cultivation costs.

The process of concluding the contract was very easy. After the contract was concluded, Aluna's favorability level increased, reaching 71 points.

Then Lin Qianan began to let Aluna learn the skill of photosynthesis.

Aluna's talent is indeed far beyond that of ordinary elves, and it only took ten seconds to learn this skill.

And when she used it, the effect was extremely exaggerated.

In an instant, the sun's rays of light in the entire yard disappeared, and all the sunlight energy particles were captured by her. With her as the center point, the surroundings became gray, and it felt like it was almost night.

Then she swallowed all the energy in one mouthful.

Lin Qianan found in detail that Aluna's attribute value has been significantly improved, and her experience value has also increased a lot.

At this moment, Lin Qian'an couldn't help but feel the horror of the game character's [erudite] talent again.

Sprites are complex.

Their energies are also very special, and there is basically no possibility of mutual conversion.

This is also the reason why it is difficult for elves to learn other skills other than heredity.

But the talent of the game characters breaks this law and makes the impossible possible.

Lin Qianan thought that if the talents in the game were ranked, even if the talents of the game characters were not the first, they would probably be ranked in the top ten.

By the end of the evening, Aluna's experience had reached over 70, and the start of the Yuyuan Cup competition in the game was approaching.

Lin Qianan felt that, if nothing else, there would be no problem in cultivating Aluna to evolve before the competition started.

Just find that old guy Guido to play a few more games.

After quitting the game, Lin Qianan went out to the cafeteria to eat.

I didn't meet Shen Yu today, he could only eat by himself by the window.

The TV in the cafeteria was broadcasting news about Xuanguo and foreign countries, including news about zombie virus.

It seems that almost all of the infected people in Xuan Kingdom have been cured, and the remaining number of infected people does not exceed 2,000. It is expected that all of them will be cleared before August 10th.

And the official also said that the whole people may be vaccinated in the future to ensure that they will not be infected by the zombie virus.

Lin Qianan smiled, lowered his head and quietly ate dinner.

Xianglan City.

Xu Kuo stretched his waist, looked at the time, and found that it was already seven o'clock in the evening, so he was ready to go out for a meal.

As soon as he walked out and saw the scenery outside, he could not help but let out a sigh of relief.

The warm breath was exhaled onto the mask and returned to his cheeks, which reminded him that he was still wearing a mask.

However, he did not dare to take it off. The official said that the cause of the outbreak of the zombie virus is unknown. Although a vaccine has been developed, the number of vaccines is limited.

At this moment, Xu Kuo found a person standing by the wall of the road in front of him.

The man was leaning against the wall and twitching wildly, the joints of his body seemed to be dislocated, looking very terrifyingly twisted.

Seeing this, Xu Kuo immediately withdrew ten meters away, took out his mobile phone from a distance, and called the police of the Dragon Group.

"Yes, it's an abnormal event. It seems that it may be infected with the zombie virus. I didn't dare to approach it. In the Hang Lung community..."

After the phone call, Xu Kuo breathed a sigh of relief. When he was about to take a detour and leave, he suddenly found a little girl about eight years old walking towards the community.

He still knew the little girl, who was the child of a single mother opposite him, whose name was Xiao Min.

The other party also saw the infected person, but did not seem to realize that the situation was wrong, and was planning to go around it.

The infected person seemed to have noticed the little girl and was twisting his neck to look at her.

Xu Kuo wanted to open his mouth to remind the other party, but the infected person's hearing was very strong. If the other party was disturbed, he might not be able to win.

He shook his arms desperately, trying to remind the little girl, and even picked up a pebble on the side of the road and smashed it on the wall, trying to attract the attention of the infected.

But unfortunately, the little girl seemed to be frightened by the infected person at this time, and was standing motionless, and the infected person did not divert her attention because of the sound of the stone next to her, but just slowly moved closer to the little girl .

Xu Kuo watched this scene, his heartbeat intensified, his qi and blood surged, and before he knew it, his whole face turned a little red, and the true qi in his dantian was also mobilized by him.

At this moment, he felt that he could not stand idly by!

Without thinking too much, he opened his mouth and roared.

"stop!"

A loud roar came out, and the sound echoed nearby.

Xu Kuo was a little surprised by his roar, but inexplicably found that his voice was trembling.

But this sound is also very effective in attracting infected people.

He turned his head, glanced at Xu Kuo, and shouted out loud.

"roar~"

With the loud roar, the infected person moved his legs and strode directly towards Xu Kuo.

When Xu Kuo saw this, his infuriating energy flowed to his feet, turned around and started running.

However, he didn't learn Qinggong after all, and he didn't know how to use his infuriating energy to run more efficiently, so just two steps away, he was caught up by the infected person behind him.

"Roar!"

With a paw down, Xu Kuo's back shirt ruptured, revealing the skin and flesh underneath.

But this claw did not successfully break the defense, it just brought three white marks to Xu Kuo's back.

He is also someone who has practiced iron cloth shirts hard. With his infuriating qi running, his skin defense will naturally be higher.

Xu Kuo rolled forward, turned his head short of breath, and cast Taizu Changquan at the infected person.

While the infuriating qi was running, a punch was thrown out, and the infected person was hit in the chest and took a half step back.

However, the damage effect was not good, and the infected person rushed up again in a flash.

The cell activity of the infected person will increase, and the pain nerves will also be damaged to a corresponding degree. At this time, he is like a madman who has been hit with stimulants. In addition to instinctively wanting to take food and energy, he does not will have any thoughts.

Xu Kuo tried his best to use his moves to parry, but the power of the infected person was extremely heavy, and like a madman, he didn't care about his own life or death, and Xu Kuo fought extremely hard.

During the battle, Xu Kuo was bitten on the arm by the infected person, the iron cloth shirt broke the defense, and a large piece of flesh and blood was directly bitten off by him.

"Ah~!"

Xu Kuo let out a miserable cry, mobilized the True Qi in his body, and kicked the opponent's waist with all his might.

Under this desperate kick, the infected person flew straight out, fell two meters away, and struggled to get up again.

Seeing the blood dripping from his arm, Xu Kuo turned around and ran away.

But before he ran too far, he heard a roar from behind him again.

Just when he felt that he was afraid to explain it here, a gunshot also appeared.

Bang~!

The roar of the infected became more intense, and then two young men in black uniforms of the dragon group appeared in Xu Kuo's field of vision.

One of them was holding the infected person tightly, while the other was holding a gun.

Apparently he fired the shot.

"Brother Qiu, it's a deeply infected person, there's no way to save it!"

"How come there are deeply infected people here? Have you compared your identities?"

"After comparing, it should be a criminal suspect who is fleeing. I am afraid he is afraid to contact the official for vaccination because of this."

"That's right, take him back to the bureau!"

After saying that, the man with the gun put away the gun and walked towards Xu Kuo.

"Are you the one who called the police? My name is Qiu Zhi, and I'm a member of the Long Branch Bureau of Xianglan City. Do you think you were bitten?" Qiu Zhi asked.

"It's me." Xu Kuo replied, and then he felt that the pain in the place where he was bitten was no longer, and his entire arm was somewhat unconscious, so he asked worriedly: "Comrade, will I also Infection?"

"Don't worry, I brought a vaccine with me when I came, it's fine, and you will be lucky in disguise." Qiu Zhi smiled mysteriously.

"Blessed by misfortune?" Xu Kuo asked a little puzzled.

"This is the vaccine, drink it!" Qiu Zhi took out a red potion and handed it to Xu Kuodao.

Xu Kuo took the vaccine and looked at Qiu Zhi, hesitant.

Seeing this, Qiu Zhi took out his certificate and said, "It's an official, don't worry!"

After Xu Kuo glanced carefully, he said with a sigh of relief: "Comrade, it's not that I don't believe you, it's just that there are a lot of extraordinary criminals now, and I'm just a little worried."

"Hurry up and drink it, it won't save you if it's too late." Qiu Zhidao.

"it is good!"

Xu Kuo directly opened the lid of the potion and poured it into his mouth. As soon as he drank a little, he couldn't help frowning.

Upon seeing this, Qiu Zhi reminded: "Don't vomit if you don't want to die. Now the entire Xianglan City has more than 20,000 doses. If you vomit, it will be very difficult for me to apply for a second dose for you in a short time!"

Of course Xu Kuo didn't want to vomit. Although the potion tasted a bit like a drink blended with expired saccharin and two tablespoons of salt, he still swallowed it for the sake of his own life.

The medicine took effect quickly.

Xu Kuo felt that his unconscious right hand began to regain control, and the pain of the wound reappeared.

But the change isn't just that.

He found that the blood from his wound was no longer flowing at this time, and was recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Qiu Jie nodded and said, "Okay, it looks like you're fine, go to a hospital to get some bandages, and then go to sleep. After you wake up, remember to come to the National Security Bureau to register your awakened supernatural ability. blood sample."

Xu Kuo looked a little confused and asked, "Comrade, what do you mean by that?"

"You'll know when you look back!" Qiu Jie said with a mysterious smile.

After speaking, Qiu Jie turned around and left with his colleagues.

Xu Kuo went to a hospital to be bandaged with his head full of doubts. When he returned to the community, he remembered that he hadn't eaten yet.

"Unlucky!" Xu Kuo rubbed his stomach and sighed.

If he hadn't been serious about practicing martial arts on weekdays, he might have explained where he was today.

Just when he was about to order takeout, he suddenly heard the doorbell.

When he opened the door, he found a beautiful young woman in her thirties standing outside the door. Beside her was Xiao Min, whom he had rescued earlier.

"Mr. Xu, thank you very much! Thank you, thank you! Without you, I really don't know what would have happened, Xiaomin is my hope of living, if I don't have her, what should I do in the future, Xiaomin , kowtow three heads to Uncle Xu..."

Xiao Li immediately pulled Xiao Min to kneel for Xu Kuo, and thanked him repeatedly.

"It's really not necessary, Ms. Xiao, no matter who encounters this, I'm afraid they won't stand by..." Xu Kuo quickly supported Xiao Min with his left hand.

And Xiao Li insisted on pulling Xiao Min to kowtow.

At this moment, Xu Kuo made a strange cry from his abdomen.

The air suddenly quieted down.

"Mr. Xu hasn't eaten yet?" Xiao Li reacted and asked quickly.

"I didn't have time..." Xu Kuo replied.

"Then come to our house to eat, I can't do much, but it is still possible to cook a meal, so please come to our house for a meal, let me thank you Mr. Xu!" Xiao Li said.

Xu Kuo thought about it, it was better than pulling Xiao Min to kowtow, so he smiled and said, "Then I will be disrespectful!"

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