No Jokes Here Chapter 49

When he heard the movement in the alley, Lin Qianan thought it was Zafente coming, which made him look happy.

However, when he saw a headless corpse rushing inside, his expression suddenly froze on the spot.

Subconsciously, Lin Qianan took out the Yaoshan stick from the storage ring, and smashed it out with a single blow.

The headless corpse flew out and slammed into the wall in the distance. It seemed that most of the bones had been shattered, completely losing the ability to move.

Lin Qian'an walked out of the alley and happened to see Ding Hong with a sluggish expression and An Tong, who was running out of breath behind him.

Looking at the uniforms they were wearing, Lin Qianan recognized that this was a member of the Dragon Group.

He took out his certificate and said, "The non-staff members of the Dragon Group are my own!"

Seeing the documents and hearing Lin Qian'an's explanation, Ding Hong couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief. He also took out the documents and said, "Ding Hong from the Second Detachment of Qing'an City Longzong Bureau, hello!"

"Huhuhu~" At this time, An Tong ran up panting, she held Ding Hong's shoulders, while panting, she complained: "Why...my....BGM... It doesn't work for me? This ability is... too... rubbish!"

"This is my partner, his name is An Tong." Ding Hong introduced Lin Qian'an.

Lin Qianan nodded, looked at the headless corpse lying on the ground and asked, "How do you deal with this?"

"It's just a first-level strange existence. I'll add a BGM to him, and just overextend and destroy it!" An Tong calmed down a little and said directly.

Having said that, An Tong used the smart watch to switch the BGM for Ding Hong.

At the same time, Ding Hong also had a faint golden light of peace on his body.

Seeing this, Lin Qianan's expression became a little curious.

He attached the True Essence to his ear and used a small technique to enhance his hearing. He immediately heard the Great Compassion Mantra from Ding Hong's Bluetooth headset.

In an instant, Lin Qianan roughly understood An Tong's abilities.

It can add different buffs to teammates when switching BGM, but it should be useless to himself.

He can also hear the BGM now, but he didn't get the blessing, which proves that he still has a certain intelligent recognition ability. He needs the approval of An Tong to get the buff, or she can only add buff to one person.

Just as Lin Qianan was thinking, the gun in Ding Hong's hand was also aimed at the headless corpse.

Bang~!

A bullet with a faint golden light shot out, hitting the body of the headless corpse directly.

Immediately, the faint golden light along with the bullets began to spread over the headless body, and after a while, it burned to ashes.

However, there was a slightly old photo left on the spot.

In Lin Qian'an's eyes, the photo was flickering with red light, and it was a stalk.

He stepped forward and quietly picked up the photo.

In the photo, it looks like a family of three.

On the left and right sides are the father and mother, the middle is a little girl who smiles sweetly, the mother on the left also smiles happily, only the father on the right has no head.

An Tong leaned over, looked at the photo and said with emotion: "This man is a worker in a factory outside Shuangrong County. He had a car accident a few years ago and his head was crushed by a large truck. The tragedy was spread online and caused social damage. A certain negative impact, his wife later remarried, and after giving birth to a son with her new husband, her daughter also dropped out of school and went to work, probably because of obsession, so it became weird!"

"How will you deal with this?" Lin Qianan asked, shaking the photo in his hand slightly.

"Under normal circumstances, the attachments of strange obsessions will be destroyed to prevent it from reviving." Ding Hong explained.

"In this case, can you give it to me, the system I have can absorb the special energy it has, and let me get some feedback." Lin Qianan asked.

Hearing this, An Tong's eyes became envious.

She usually browses male novels websites a lot, so she is not too familiar with the system.

Not to mention those systems that are designed to cause confusion for the protagonist, other systems are all very strong!

"If you want, take it, and we can waste less energy." An Tong said generously.

"Thank you!" Lin Qianan nodded.

Immediately, his mind moved, and he directly collected the stubborn points on the current photo.

[Hint: 5 stalk points have been successfully collected. 】

Lin Qian'an looked at the stub points on his panel. It was now 26.5 stub points.

Except for the 5 points of stalks collected from the photos, the rest were collected by Lin Qian'an and collected from a part of the skewers obtained from Zafent.

After collecting the stalk points, the photos in Lin Qian'an's hands also turned into ordinary objects.

"Are there many abnormal events recently?" Lin Qianan asked An Tong, handing the photo to An Tong.

"Yeah, not only Shuangrong County, but even several nearby counties have a lot of abnormal situations. The members of the branch in Qing'an City are a little too busy." An Tong took the photo and replied while looking at it curiously. road.

"What are the main things?" Lin Qianan asked.

"Spiritual bodies, zombies and some spirits!" An Tong handed the photo to Ding Hong and said.

"I know both spirit bodies and zombies, what are spirit monsters?" Lin Qianan asked with some doubts.

"A ghost is an existence formed by an animal or plant that has absorbed a lot of spiritual energy and then evolved, gaining a certain degree of wisdom and strength." An Tong explained.

"Have you considered asking the army and police to help?" Lin Qianan asked suspiciously.

"It's too troublesome, and it's not very efficient." An Tong shook his head and explained, "It's okay to say monsters, but many anomalies cannot be easily solved with simple physical attacks. Only the extraordinary can deal with the extraordinary!"

Lin Qianan nodded suddenly after hearing this.

That's right, if it is a spiritual body, it basically has a series of basic skills such as piercing through walls, possessing itself, and not taking physical attacks. If you are not an extraordinary person, it is almost difficult to solve anomalies.

After thinking about it for a while, Lin Qianan said, "Do you need help? I've been relatively idle lately. If the incident is not far away and the anomaly is not too strong, I can help!"

He said this, of course, not because he was relatively idle.

Mainly because he felt that this might be a better channel for collecting stalk points.

"Thank you so much!" An Tong nodded again and again, directly holding Lin Qian'an's hand and said: "Comrade, please leave me your contact information, and I'll use the subwoofer to add BUFF to fight monsters. , I will also give you the equipment and materials after the monster explosion, and even help you apply for bonuses, it is definitely not a loss!"

Lin Qian'an's expression was a little strange, why did he feel that the other party was just waiting for him to say this?

After leaving each other with the contact number of Xuanlong's mobile phone, Lin Qianan was about to say goodbye when a piano sound came out.

"What's the smell?" An Tong shrugged the tip of her nose.

"It's delicious, is it barbecue?" Ding Hong couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

At this moment, Zafente's piano skewer car just drove out of the alley and came to Lin Qian'an.

"Three distinguished gentlemen and ladies, would you like some kebabs?" Zaffint got up from the piano kebab cart and saluted.

"It's the night market pianist Zafente. I saw it on the Internet! I didn't expect to meet him here, he's so handsome!" An Tong got excited and quickly stepped forward and said, "Give me ten pieces of meat. String, ten prime!"

"No problem, dear lady!" Zavente said with a slight smile.

Ding Hong stretched out his hand and seemed to want to stop it, but he opened his mouth and finally said nothing.

"Zafente, I want twenty meat skewers, and twenty vegetarian skewers." Lin Qianan shook his head, put away his stick, and walked over to Zafente.

"Wait a minute, Mr. Lin Qian'an!" Zafente nodded to Lin Qian'an.

"Hey, Ding Lengzi, what do you want to eat?" An Tong looked back at Ding Hong and said, "Today, sister, I'm happy, treat!"

"Just do whatever you want!" Ding Hong said blankly.

"Then it's the same as mine, ten meat skewers and ten vegetarian skewers." An Tong said to Zafente.

"Of course there is no problem." Zaphant said with a smile.

When Zafente was playing the piano, Lin Qianan noticed that Zafente's soul seemed to be much more solid.

The most direct point is that his transparency has become lower.

It seems that he has also gotten some improvement, but I don't know how he got it.

Soon, Zafente finished writing the song, took off the skewers from the piano skewer cart and handed them to Lin Qian'an, Ding Hong and An Tong.

Eating the skewers, An Tong said excitedly: "It's delicious, and it can actually incorporate music into the skewers? If it's my BGM, wouldn't it be possible to add buffs directly to the skewers!"

Thinking of this, An Tong's look at Zafente suddenly changed.

If she can combine her extraordinary ability with Zafent's skewers, and put different labels on it, when the members of the Huilong group go out, as long as they eat a skewer, they can be the same as the characters in the game who drink the booster potion. Automatically get BUFF.

And maybe you can eat multiple skewers at the same time, UU reading www.uukanshu.com gets a variety of BUFF blessings, instead of having a single BUFF bonus every time like her.

When Lin Qianan heard An Tong's words, her expression became a little thoughtful.

If An Tong's ability was added to Zafente's skewers, wouldn't it be possible to directly make skewers with special effects?

Then, if he makes these skewers with different buffs into witch medicine, he can directly get witch medicine with different effects!

If it was feasible, he wouldn't have to rack his brains to figure out what materials to use to make witchcraft.

At this point, An Tong has already exerted his ability, and endowed the music in one of the kebabs with his own extraordinary characteristics.

Then, An Tong handed it to Ding Hong and said, "Eat, eat and see!"

When Ding Hong heard this, he didn't suspect him, so he put it in his mouth and bit it.

A small piece of meat was imported and just swallowed, the next moment, Ding Hong's hair was tied up, and the muscles around his body suddenly swelled.

With a strange expression, he said, "Moco is incredible!"

Ding Hong really didn't expect that Zafente would keep pace with the times and even know 2D music.

"Yeah~! It really works!" An Tong showed joy, looked at Zafente and said, "Mr. Zafente, can I order skewers of different BGMs from you for a long time."

Zafente smiled and said, "As long as someone wants to eat skewers, I will appear at the night market."

"In other words, can I just come to the night market and wait for you?" An Tong smiled.

Zaphant nodded slightly.

What An Tong didn't notice was that Lin Qian'an's expression when looking at her also changed a little.

Such a treasured girl, he felt that he must not miss it!

Chapter end