No Jokes Here Chapter 22

The receipt of the manuscript fee brought Lin Qian'an's living standard back to normal.

Now he finally doesn't have to eat rice every day to pickle vegetables.

In addition, he also needs to spend some money to buy a new computer.

It's too sad to go to an Internet cafe every day to code words.

In less than two days, Lin Qian'an set up the new computer and asked Jida Express to deliver it to him.

This computer cost him more than 5,000 yuan. Although it is not a top-notch configuration, it is more than enough for him to just watch videos and code words.

On May 22, Lin Qian'an's internal cultivation had reached the peak of the second-rate. At this time, he was only one step away from becoming a first-rate master.

For NPCs in the game, it takes at least twenty or thirty years for ordinary people to become a first-class master from contact with internal skills.

That's it, you have to be extraordinarily talented and have a certain amount of drug assistance to do it.

It took Lin Qian'an less than two months from contacting internal skills to becoming a first-class master.

This is due to the power of "The Classic of Martial Arts" and the particularity of his own cancer cells.

However, although his own cancer made his internal skills practice ridiculously fast, if he had a choice, Lin Qian'an would never be willing to let himself have such a time bomb.

After finishing the morning's internal training, Lin Qianan opened Xuanlong's mobile phone and looked at the information of the two chat groups inside.

The general group of non-staff members of the Dragon Group is still the same. There are just a few insignificant people chatting, and the information has reached 999+.

To Lin Qian'an's surprise, there was information about the non-staff group of Qing'an Dragon Group.

In the group, a group member named "Fishing Guy" posted a video.

Lin Qianan opened it and found that there was a long fishing rod inside. It seemed to be catching something big and was constantly entangled with him in the water.

"I'm hooked! Hurry up!"

"No hurry, let's slip it away first!"

"Okay, it's almost time, get up!"

Following the word "qi", a humanoid creature about half the height of a human suddenly burst out of the water. From the screen, it looked like a monkey, but the video also ended at this time, and there was no follow-up.

Below the video is the words explained by the fisherman.

Fishing guy: I cooperated with the official members of the dragon group and caught a water monkey.

Sister Mahjong: Old Wang is awesome!

Brother Sweet Potato: Old Wang is awesome!

Hot Pot King: Old Wang is awesome!

Qing Anfei's brother: Old Wang is awesome!

Lin Qianan raised his eyebrows, water monkey?

This meme has actually become a reality.

Speaking of which, Old Wang?

With this title and this nickname, could it be the fishing master Wang Bin, who is known as the chief instructor of eight million fishing men in Qing'an?

It is really possible that the other party is also from Qing'an City, and his reputation is not low.

The most famous meme on his body is the sentence "As long as there is anything in the water, there is nothing he can't catch".

In the eyes of many fishermen and those who have watched his videos, this sentence definitely has considerable credibility.

If this stalk turns into reality, its fishing ability will probably reach a very strong level.

However, judging from the water monkey, the appearance of stalks seems to be more and more frequent.

Lin Qianan revealed some unspeakable emotions in his eyes, and decided to add an extra hour to practice today to ensure that he can break through to the first-class state as soon as possible.

The time came to May 25th. After a few days of hard work, Lin Qian'an, relying on the ease of refining his true energy, finally succeeded in rushing through the pulse, breaking through his cultivation, and officially entered the realm of a first-class master.

At this level, the twelve main organs in the body are basically unblocked, and the dantian is full of true energy. Anyone with a little knowledge of martial arts and light gong can easily retreat with one enemy and a hundred in the face of ordinary people.

The next realm is congenital. This step is more difficult. It needs to open up the acupoints between the eyebrows and the heart, so that one can absorb the energy of the outside world.

In the Book of Martial Arts, there are three ways to break through this realm.

The first is the water grinding time, relying on the infuriating energy to open up the acupoints between the eyebrows and the center of the eyebrows little by little. This is the best way to be safe, but it may take a long time. If you do not use external objects to restore the infuriating energy, at least four or five It takes ten years to succeed, and this is how the world's top five in the game break through.

The second is to divide the true qi into yin and yang, so that the yin and yang are unified, and the energy from the outside world can be absorbed in advance. .

The third is to make the true qi possess the attributes of the five elements at the same time, that is, the unity of the five elements in the game. In this way, the true qi and the five elements can be mutually generated, and it can also absorb the energy of the outside world in advance.

The effect of this method is similar to that of the second method, and because it can be divided into five separate steps, the difficulty factor is simpler than the one-time success of Yin-Yang.

Among the three methods, Lin Qianan chose the first method.

The latter two methods have certain thresholds and are relatively difficult.

Thanks to his special cause of lung cancer, Lin Qian'an's current qi extraction speed is much faster than ordinary people, and the water mill is not difficult for him.

It may be successful in three to five years.

So this first method is the most suitable for him.

As soon as his mind moved, Lin Qianan condensed the true qi in his dantian, and charged all of them towards the acupoints between the eyebrows.

Boom~!

After a collision, the infuriating energy rolled back and consumed about one-twentieth of it.

dong dong dong dong~!

After hitting a dozen times in a row, the true qi in Lin Qian'an's dantian bottomed out.

At this time, the acupoints between the eyebrows were still as stable as they were, almost unchanged.

This is the reason why an expert like Wuju takes so long to break through, because acupoint rushing consumes too much True Qi.

Time passed slowly in Lin Qian'an's ordinary daily life.

On the afternoon of May 26th.

After Lin Qianan finished typing, he planned to go to the roadside stalls in the county town as usual.

This is a habit he has developed during this time.

The purpose is to hope to find a stalk in it.

But unfortunately, his luck was not very good. Except for the space ring he discovered at the beginning, he never saw the second stalk again.

Of course, Lin Qian'an didn't hold out much hope either. He was just taking a chance. Of course it's a good thing to have, and he wouldn't be too disappointed without him.

Today, he wandered around for more than an hour as usual, and when he thought he had found nothing again, a prompt suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

[Hint: There is a stalk near the host, which has been marked. 】

Lin Qian'an turned his head to look, and saw at a booth not far away, a cowhide folder covered with dirt was showing a slight red light.

With a slight joy in his heart, he stepped forward, pretending to be looking at the cowhide folder while looking at other products.

The cowhide folder was covered with dirt, and the seal was gone, as if it had been opened.

On its cover, it reads "1999 Nondisclosure Agreement" in large, blood-red letters.

When Lin Qianan saw this line of words, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

About a few years ago, a story suddenly spread on the Internet.

That is, in fact, in 1999, humans and aliens fought a war. At that time, humans fought desperately and finally won the victory.

However, the earth at this time was already devastated. Because they did not want to let future newborns know the cruelty of war, the ruling class at that time used alien technology to clear everyone's combat memory. Only a few people who signed a non-disclosure agreement could Save memory.

This was originally a story used to deceive the post-00s, but because it has been circulating for a long time, it has become a meme.

As long as someone mentions the key words of "99 years", every young person in the 80s or 90s will smile knowingly, and then say that it was all about that year, and everyone signed a non-disclosure agreement, so don't mention it again.

Makes it seem like it's real.

After Lin Qian installed the pieces for a while, he picked up the cowhide folder and asked the stall owner, "Boss, what are you doing?"

The stall owner said: "This is dug out of the ground in my hometown. It should be a confidential document left over from the war. Maybe it records any secrets! If you are interested, I will sell it to 100 yuan. is you."

Lin Qian'an didn't bargain, he took out his phone and scanned a code, then said, "The thing should be a modern handicraft, but I like it very much, I have already paid for it, and I'm a little curious, boss, where did you dig this thing out? ?"

Hearing the incoming call from the mobile phone, the stall owner thought that he had been taken advantage of, and said, "If you are interested, handsome guy, please leave your contact information. If I find something new, I will definitely come to you."

"Okay! Remember to contact me as soon as you have stock!" Lin Qianan nodded, and immediately exchanged contact information with the stall owner.

"Do not worry!"

Back at the residence, Lin Qianan locked the door immediately ~www.mtlnovel.com~ and then took out the folder to watch.

There are more than a dozen documents in this folder, and they are all yellowed, as if they have been around for a few years.

Lin Qianan read it line by line, word by word, this is the confidentiality regulation for the mecha operator Rong Changxin, and on the last piece of information, it is Rong Changxin's message.

The message stated that after signing the confidentiality agreement, he should have destroyed his mecha in accordance with the regulations, but he finally buried it in the abolished "Xinxiang Military Base" because he was reluctant to destroy his combat partner. .

Xinxiang is a small town in Shuangrong County. Lin Qian'an is sure that there is absolutely no military base there.

However, after this non-disclosure agreement appeared, things became confusing.

If there really is a military base there, it would be a big deal.

Lin Qian'an hesitated for a moment, then took out Xuanlong's mobile phone, found the internal communication number of Qing'an City Longzong Bureau, and dialed it directly.

Although he said that he was very interested in stalks, and even hoped to get more stalks, he was a little unsure about the things involved in this stalk, so it was better to find professional personnel to deal with it.

The phone got through quickly. After Lin Qianan told the whole story and uploaded all the non-disclosure agreements in his hand, the person on the other side said that he would send a commissioner to investigate, and told him not to act without authorization.

After Lin Qian'an finished the call, he looked at the cowhide folder in his hand, and thought about collecting points.

[Hint: Whether to collect the stalk points attached to the current stalk. (Hint: After collecting the stalk points, the stalks will lose their original function.)]

"Yes!"

[Hint: 72 stalk points have been successfully collected. 】

Chapter end