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No Jokes Here Chapter 37

As Lin Qian'an's mind changed, a divine monkey holding a golden long stick and wearing golden armor slowly appeared in the sea of ​​consciousness.

That's right, Lin Qian'an's meditation spirit has been replaced by the Monkey King.

To be fair, to a certain extent, even the Jade Emperor and the Sanqing sages may not have the reputation of great sages.

And most importantly, Lin Qian'an really admired and liked the Great Sage.

Free and easy, unrestrained, courageous to fight, and supernatural.

He fell in love with this role when he first watched the movie Havoc in the Heavenly Palace at the orphanage. Later, when he played role-playing, whoever could be the Monkey King Monkey King would be the most popular person in the small circle.

Later, with the increase of age and all kinds of powerlessness in the face of reality, I hoped to become a powerful being like the Monkey King. My love for childhood idols increased rather than decreased, but it was hidden in my heart.

With such a basic existence, Lin Qianan now uses it as a meditation god, and he succeeded almost instantly.

At the beginning, the image of Monkey King was a little vague, but this is normal.

When Lin Qian'an's mental strength gradually increases, the image of Monkey King will become clearer and clearer, and the meditation efficiency will become higher and higher.

At this time, with Lin Qianan's meditation, he felt that his mental fatigue was gradually fading away, and faintly, he seemed to perceive some kind of special energy from the surrounding heaven and earth, which was pouring in with his meditation. In the body, with a slight modification to his body, at the same time under the influence of this special energy, his meditation efficiency has also been slightly enhanced.

Aura?

Lin Qian'an was a little puzzled.

Unexpectedly, his meditation technique can also actively absorb spiritual energy. He used to think that only the cultivation methods of immortal practitioners can actively absorb spiritual energy. Now, it seems that it is not the case.

Maybe the meditation technique and the technique of breathing, breathing, and cultivating qi of immortal practitioners have the same effect?

Lin Qianan turned the thought around in his head and put it on hold.

Since it's not a negative influence, he doesn't need to care too much, just calm down and meditate.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Qian'an finished his meditation with the pain from his dantian.

He opened his eyes, and there was no longer any trouble in his eyes, and his whole person seemed unusually energetic.

The effect of meditation is very good, even beyond imagination.

Lin Qianan had stayed up all night, and then made another witch medicine.

Originally, I was so exhausted that it seemed like I was going to faint at any time, but now I meditated for less than nine hours, and I was alive again, and even more energetic.

While feeling that the effect of the meditation technique was great, Lin Qianan also sat down and started to run the exercise, intending to hit the acupoints between the eyebrows.

Under the control of Lin Qian'an, the massive amount of true qi accumulated in the dantian quickly hit the acupuncture point between the eyebrows along the pulse of the meridian.

Boom~!

Boom~!

Boom~!

After three consecutive attacks, Lin Qian'an's infuriating energy had consumed most of it, and the barrier between the acupoints between the eyebrows became weaker and weaker.

Bang~!

Suddenly, Lin Qian'an felt a chill between his brows, and the acupoints had been completely penetrated.

At this time, for some unknown reason, massive amounts of energy from the heavens and the earth poured into the body quickly from the acupoints between the eyebrows.

Lin Qianan didn't care about being shocked, when he even ran the exercises in the "Martial Classic" to guide the energy to travel in the meridians and quickly convert it into infuriating energy.

Under the guidance of Lin Qian'an, this massive amount of energy was continuously transformed into infuriating energy, and then quickly gathered in the dantian.

Tick ​​tock~!

Suddenly, a drop of true essence condensed out.

After that, the true energy in Lin Qian'an's dantian seemed to be affected, and it quickly condensed into liquid and dripped.

After a full ten minutes, the influx of energy from heaven and earth calmed down.

This level is the key to opening the bridge between heaven and earth.

The energy concentration of oneself and the outside world is different. Once the inside of the body is connected with the outside world, the rich energy of heaven and earth from the outside world will flow into the body crazily.

If it is not guided well, there may be a situation where the body will explode and die.

Wang Chongyang in the game "Jianghu" didn't understand this at the beginning, so in the games in front of Lin Qian'an, he died directly every time he broke through the innate.

Now that the True Qi in Lin Qian'an's body has been turned into a liquid True Qi, even with the massive influx of energy from the heavens and the earth, the dantian is nearly 90% empty at this time.

He felt a little bit. Although the movement of the acupuncture points in the eyebrows and the chest is still providing infuriating energy, it will take at least two days to fill his dantian at such a speed. It takes six or seven hours to run the exercises to hit the acupoints.

But after thinking about it, Lin Qianan felt that it was a little too early for him to be happy.

Although it can only be filled in two days now, it seems to be more efficient?

In terms of infuriating qi, the previous day was three and a half dantian's infuriating, and two days were seven dantian's infuriating.

And now, the level of true essence is almost ten times that of true qi, filling it up in two days is equivalent to the true qi of ten of his dantians! !

There are also three more dantian's true qi! !

If you use these infuriating qi to impact the acupoints, each time you open up a hole, the body will have an additional channel that can absorb the energy of heaven and earth, and the recovery speed will be enhanced again.

The only thing that can limit this is that the energy concentration of heaven and earth becomes lower, or he stops the operation of the exercise and no longer impacts the acupoints.

But neither of these things is clearly possible.

Most of the stalks such as aura recovery will only intensify, so the concentration of heaven and earth energy will become higher and higher, and if he stops the operation of the exercises in his body, the cancer cells will spread, and his life will be difficult to save.

If he didn't consume his true qi to hit the acupoints, he would burst his dantian, and he couldn't bear it! !

At this moment, Lin Qianan suddenly thought of an idiom.

Drink poison to quench thirst!

The more you improve your cultivation, the more difficult it is to solve your own problems, and if you stop, you will die faster.

No, maybe you can use some martial skills that consume the real essence extremely to consume the real essence in the body, so as to maintain the balance temporarily.

Before Lin Qian'an broke through the innate, he really hadn't considered this issue.

Mainly because of that bit of infuriating qi, which was almost exhausted when he hit the acupuncture point, so he really wasn't worried that his infuriating qi would be too much at that time.

Now it's different.

He felt that he had to find a way to control it first, so as not to let himself break through too quickly, so as to avoid accidentally GG.

At present, the "Knock on the Mountain Stick" he is practicing is very suitable.

This martial art has only one move, that is, to gather the massive amount of True Qi in the body and smash it out with one stick.

What it pursues is to condense as much true qi on the stick as possible, and then burst out in an instant.

Although there is only one move, this move has already reached its peak. Even Lin Qian'an suffered losses when playing games.

At that time, the character he played was a first-rate expert, but he was beaten to death by a second-rate martial artist from the opponent, which made him have no recollection of it for a long time.

The only disadvantage of this martial art is that it consumes too much infuriating energy. After one move, if you fail to defeat the enemy, you will basically have to prepare for death.

However, this disadvantage is an advantage to Lin Qian'an.

He was worried that there was too much real energy and nowhere to use it, and this hammering stick was just right.

But before, he just practiced casually at home with a broom, and he didn't have any real qi yet. If he really wanted to practice, he felt that he had to go outside the city.

Otherwise, he really feels a little bit unable to perform.

Of course, these should be discussed later, and now his top priority is to fill his stomach.

He took a shower, changed his clothes, put the game computer into the space ring, and then Lin Qianan walked out.

When he went out before, the game computer was always kept at home, which made him feel very insecure, and he often felt preoccupied with gains and losses.

Well, now that he takes everything with him, he doesn't have to worry about theft.

With money in his pocket, Lin Qianan naturally wanted to eat something good.

He went to a small restaurant near the community and ordered three dishes in one go, one meat, one vegetarian and one soup. A meal cost at least fifty yuan.

So extravagant! !

When he complained in his heart, Lin Qianan couldn't help but laugh a little.

He really can't understand those protagonists who spend hundreds of thousands of millions on a meal in urban novels.

After all, for him, eating is also a matter of filling his stomach.

It's such a waste to do so much pomp and cherish the ingredients.

He thought, maybe it's time for him to pursue that kind of spiritual need.

After a while, all the food was ready.

When Lin Qian'an was eating, he obviously felt that his appetite had decreased~www.mtlnovel.com~ I didn't eat much, and the feeling of fullness already came.

Compared with the state when I practiced internal strength before, my appetite has dropped by at least half.

Lin Qian'an seems to have realized that after being born, absorbing the energy of heaven and earth actually has a certain "bigu" effect?

But Lin Qianan immediately rejected the idea.

Those innate existences in the game, although they can rely on the energy of heaven and earth to restore their true qi, have really not shown the state of inedia.

At least not as obvious as him.

After thinking for a while, Lin Qianan suddenly realized something.

It is the effect of spiritual energy! !

Cultivators of immortality can really be inedible, and they rely on the energy of aura.

Now that he has opened up the acupoints between the eyebrows and the heart, most of the energy from heaven and earth that he absorbs also contains spiritual energy.

Therefore, he will have a clear state of inedia.

Thinking of this, Lin Qianan couldn't help but become very curious about the spiritual energy.

The aura in the novel is basically an omnipotent energy. In the hands of immortal practitioners, the aura can transform any substance, create things out of thin air, and even promote the evolution of creatures, transforming them into intelligent monsters, and turning dead things into living things.

I don't know if the aura in today's reality is exactly the same as in the novel.

If so, that would be very interesting.

After a quick meal, Lin Qianan planned to take a bus out of the city and go to a remote place to practice his "Knock on the Mountain Stick".

Just when he left the hotel, he saw that there were more police officers outside the community, and he was questioning the residents of the community.

Lin Qian'an moved forward curiously, just overhearing the other party's conversation.

"Xu Zhan? I know him, and he lives across the street from me. Didn't he come back? What? He disappeared too?"

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