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No Jokes Here Chapter 70

Although Lin Qian'an's driving skills were not good, he still took his driver's license seriously, so after driving two sections, Lin Qian'an regained his original skills.

However, he was still not as good as those old drivers, and because of his novice mentality, it took Lin Qian'an nearly two hours to return to Shuangrong County.

When Lin Qianan drove the car back to the community, it was already more than five in the morning.

After getting out of the car, Lin Qian'an didn't take the time to find a place to park. He drove the car directly to the alley. Taking advantage of no one around, he got under the car.

Immediately, Lin Qian'an's real energy surged in his body, and he performed the "Vajra Conqueror Art", golden light blooming all over his body, using his hands and feet together, he slammed into the van for a moment, and then directly used the space ring to put the van away.

Seeing this, he could not help but breathe a sigh of relief.

His space ring needs to be picked up before it can be put in, so he is actually ready for not being able to put it in.

If he can't take it in, he can only rent a parking space in the community later. Fortunately, his current cultivation is barely able to "pick up" the car, so he can also directly enter the space ring.

What I want to say here is that although this van also has space properties, it does not conflict with Lin Qian'an's space ring.

It is possible to perform nesting doll operations directly.

This seems to contradict the setting in many novels.

Lin Qian'an didn't know if all space items could do this, but he didn't seem to have any effect by doing so, and he didn't feel any difficulty when he put in the space ring.

Um, except when the car is jacked up.

It's really hard to hold a van that weighs a ton. If it weren't for the fact that he now has the fifteen-story "King Kong Fugong" base, he might not be able to hold it up so easily.

Maybe it has to be a trick.

Needless to say, this space ring is good everywhere, the only drawback is that it is very unreasonable to need to pick up the items first.

After putting away the car and returning to the residence, Lin Qian'an still seemed very energetic and had no idea of ​​resting.

Thanks to his meditation practice, Lin Qian'an's spiritual power has been steadily improving.

He felt that in terms of his current mental strength, not sleeping for three or five days should actually have little effect.

Since there is no sleepiness, Lin Qianan simply has no idea of ​​meditating and resting.

He took out all the stalks in the space ring that were obtained from fighting monsters in the Huangshangang cemetery, and then began to collect the stalk points on it one by one.

[Hint: 0.3 stalk points have been successfully collected. 】

[Hint: 2 stalk points have been successfully collected. 】

[Hint: 0.8 stalk points have been successfully collected. 】

Although they are all stalks, the stubborn points they contain are different.

Some Lin Qianan can collect two or three points, while others only have a few points.

After collecting all the more than 400 items, Lin Qianan couldn't help but look at his panel.

Host: Lin Qianan

Games purchased: 3

Cleared games: 2

Stem Points: 302.8

Looking at the 302.8 point, Lin Qianan couldn't help showing a satisfied smile.

This is the richest he has ever been.

Now of the two remaining games in the mall, he can buy and play even the most expensive "Elf World".

However, after hesitating for a while, Lin Qian'an still did not directly spend the points to buy the game.

He decided to clear the "Doomsday" in his hand before buying the next game.

Looking around, if you don't concentrate, sometimes you can't do anything well, but he doesn't want that.

After closing the panel, Lin Qianan came directly to the game computer.

Turning on the computer, Lin Qianan entered the game again.

With the previous experience, Lin Qian'an is already very proficient at the set that he started with.

This time, he activated five seeds at one time at the beginning, 9501 to 9505 were all activated.

Before long in the game, they were able to take the initiative to take on the responsibility of hunting and collecting food and information, and then, with the help of the food, activated another fifty seeds and began to develop rapidly.

Using the surrounding materials, he began to make weapons, build facilities, and gradually moved the survival location from the inside of the base to the surface.

Because these seeds have super-high intelligence and obedience, everything went very smoothly.

The only thing that didn't go well was Lin Qian'an himself.

The radiation value of the game characters he manipulated quickly exceeded 100, and then it was the same as before, with hair loss, festering, tumors, teeth falling...

The higher the radiation value, the worse the state of the game characters.

Lin Qian'an's scalp felt numb when he saw it, and at one point he didn't have the idea of ​​playing any more.

This time, the game characters died under the condition of 400 radiation value.

Before his death, he activated more than 200 seeds and formed a small tribe.

The evaluation is still [Order Establishment].

Lin Qian'an was silent. If he did this every time, it meant that he was racing against time. Before the radiation value reached the situation where the game characters were unable to act, he had to make a good ending.

After a little planning, Lin Qianan tried again.

This time, he played even more extreme than the last time, opening ten seeds for the first time.

For the food of the first ten seeds, he desperately hunted and collected ingredients. He didn't rest much in dangerous nights, and tried to eat food with low radiation value as much as possible...

Everything is to race against time, activate five hundred seeds before death.

However, in this way, Lin Qian'an has to take a much higher risk.

After three attempts, he barely made a perfect start, allowing ten seeds to survive.

With the help of ten seeds, Lin Qian'an's follow-up was much simpler.

Just instruct 9501 to do things directly.

And he only needs to maintain a minimum level of food intake, to ensure that the loss of physical strength is low, and to prolong the survival time as much as possible.

A few months passed in a flash, and soon the five hundred seeds were fully activated. They cooperated with each other and performed their respective duties, and soon established a medium-sized village outside the base.

However, at this time, the various mutant animals around were almost hunted. In order to obtain more food, 9501 had to go further into the forest.

However, even though their wisdom was strong, they paid a price for this depth.

He fully explained that five people were inside.

Among them, there are 9501 and 9503 that Lin Qianan is most familiar with.

These two children were brought up by Lin Qian'an. Hearing the bad news, he couldn't help but sigh.

But it was powerless.

If you want to develop, these are the inevitable costs.

And now that the radiation value of the game character has reached more than 200 points, he can only wait to die.

When 9501 died, the girl 9502 naturally became the leader besides the game characters.

Because of the sacrifice of personnel, she said that it is necessary to replenish newborns as soon as possible and carry out breeding plans in advance, so she directly married dozens of the seeds at the bottom of the ranking and let them undertake certain breeding tasks.

With the passage of time, these marriage seeds have also successfully conceived, and their belly has grown gradually.

It's a pity that Lin Qian'an failed to see the child born successfully, but because the radiation value was higher than 400 points, he directly GG.

Although he lived for a while longer by ingesting as little radiation as possible, he still had to die.

The evaluation left has not changed, it is still [Order Establishment].

Lin Qianan changed his mind and decided to explore the depths of the jungle first, then summarize the experience, and finally tell the seeds when they reopen, so as to strengthen their survivability.

So, this time, Lin Qian'an didn't activate a single seed this time, but went on the road alone.

He manipulated the game characters to go deep into the jungle step by step, relying on the identification function of the smart chip, and soon set foot on the depths of the jungle that he had never been to before.

The trees here became more and more lush, and the surrounding animals became more and more bizarre, and the radiation value contained in them was much higher than the mutant beasts near the base.

The three most common animals here are radiation dogs, radiation bats, and radiation cockroaches.

The radiation dog Lin Qian'an has already met. He likes to live in groups, has a keen sense of smell, is as large as a calf, and is extremely vicious, so he is not easy to mess with.

As for the radiant bat, it is a bat-like creature that likes to eat fruit. Its wings are more than three meters wide. When Lin Qianan first saw it, he thought it was a pterosaur.

In the case of irradiated cockroaches, it is simply an insect whose size has been enlarged by an unknown number of times.

Its carapace is hard and can fly, and the largest individual is even half the size of a radiant dog.

In addition to these three most common animals, there are also some other mutant snakes, insects, rats, ants and mutant beasts.

Anyway, all of them are big, and all of them look weird.

However, Lin Qianan can understand.

In nature, the easiest way to evolve is to make yourself bigger and more complex.

The bigger it is, the more stable the ecological niche it occupies, and the fewer natural enemies there will be.

The size is so large that it will even make you lose natural enemies.

Of course, it's not a matter of being big. After all, maintaining a larger body size means you need to consume more energy.

An existence like Earthquake Dragon is either eating all day, or on the way to eat.

After reopening several times, Lin Qian'an's exploration in the forest has come to an end.

Without a vehicle, the game characters alone, even if they keep moving forward, can't go very far in a month.

Moreover, the physical exertion is large, and it is necessary to eat more food.

Eating a lot of food means a rapid increase in radiation value.

It's almost a dead end.

This time, the game characters controlled by Lin Qianan failed again.

At this time, his radiation value had exceeded 700, and the condition on his body was already terrible. Seeing the game character paralyzed on the ground, waiting for death step by step, Lin Qianan couldn't help sighing.

Although he couldn't feel the pain of the game characters, he was already very uncomfortable just by looking at it.

In order not to feel so uncomfortable, Lin Qianan had to cut out the panel of the game character to block him.

But at this moment, Lin Qian'an's expression froze.

Because he saw that the attributes of the game characters were constantly fluctuating, and they were always above the normal horizontal line of the game characters.

In fact, in the early days when the radiation value was higher than 100, this also happened, but it was not strong, and it was high and low. It was not like it was almost completely at a level much higher than usual now. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

Lin Qianan guessed that it was the radiation value that caused the mutation of the game characters, but the cells could not carry the intense mutation and evolution, so the game characters would eventually die in such a tragic state.

But if the road is dead, how did the surrounding animals mutate and survive?

Is this random?

If it is random?

So how did they develop into groups?

In the hesitation, a huge bird and beast with black feathers flew on Lin Qian'an's screen, grabbed the game character directly and flew to the sky.

Then it brought the game character to its lair, pecked down the beak, and directly emptied the game character's last life value.

[Hint: Game over! ]

[Game evaluation: Survival master, you have been able to live in this world initially, but it seems that the road to building a civilization is getting farther and farther away. ]

[Do you want to save the customs clearance records and receive customs clearance rewards? ]

【whether】.

Looking at the ending prompt on the screen, Lin Qian'an narrowed his eyes slightly.

He suddenly thought of a possibility.

That is, cells are not unable to carry the intense mutation evolution, but the radiation value is not enough for the game characters to complete the real mutation evolution!

This is not impossible, you know, the radiation value is weakening with time.

According to the analysis of the information in the time capsule, the air in the past was full of strong radiation values. If you walk outside without wearing protective clothing, you will be a dead end.

With a radiation value of that intensity, as long as you live for a period of time, your own radiation value will probably reach tens of thousands.

In this case, the reason for the mutation seems to be understandable!

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