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No Jokes Here Chapter 3

After purchasing the game, Lin Qian'an can play the game interface with an additional game icon of "Jianghu", and the 13 points on the panel are also reduced by 10 points.

The games in the game store disappeared, and no new games appeared.

Lin Qianan guessed that most of the new games need to meet certain conditions.

At this time, Lin Qian'an's curiosity about the golden finger can be said to have reached its peak, but he was not in a hurry to play the game directly.

He hadn't eaten anything all day, and the hunger in his stomach had reached its peak at this time, and he needed to replenish some food as soon as possible.

Because most of the money has been sent to the orphanage, Lin Qianan must save as much as possible now.

He didn't dare to think about the "luxury" of takeout.

I simply have two boxes of instant noodles at home, which can probably last for a while.

After making the noodles, Lin Qianan ate them all three meters away from the computer. After picking up the garbage, he officially came to the computer and planned to start playing.

After double-clicking the game icon, the display suddenly went black.

What followed was an opening animation in the style of ink painting.

Some people walked on the water as if they were walking on the ground, and they made great achievements. Some people hit it with one palm and cracked the stone.

In this opening animation, a lot of information is revealed.

Lin Qianan watched it very carefully, and even recorded the screen with his mobile phone.

He didn't know the situation of this game. In order to make the game go smoothly, he had to pay more attention to these details.

After about two minutes, the opening animation ended, and a paragraph of text appeared.

[The Song Dynasty is weak and has reached a point of no return. The foreign enemies of the Yuan and Jin countries invaded, and the rivers and lakes were in chaos. It was just in time. In this land of the Central Plains, countless heroes of the rivers and lakes staged an epic martial arts epic. ]

The Great Song Dynasty should correspond to the Song Dynasty in the history of Xuan Kingdom.

As for the invasion of Yuan and Jin, it is also consistent with history.

It's just that I don't know the specific dynasty.

After this text, a map and a hint appeared.

[Ask the player to choose the birth point. ]

Lin Qian'an looked at the map. Although it generally corresponds to Xuan Kingdom, there are many places on the map that don't match the real places at all, and the names are also different.

He guessed that this is probably another world set in parallel.

However, there is no process for creating characters. It is directly to choose the birth point. It seems that the game characters should be fixed.

Judging from the map where the spawn point was chosen, it seems that it is still an open world.

Lin Qianan spent a few minutes looking at the entire map carefully, and then he found a very interesting place.

Those are the locations on the map, which seem to be somewhat similar to some of the stories he knows in his memory.

For example, Dingshan, Zhongnanshan, Xiangyang City, Western Regions, Dali, Tianshan, Huashan, etc., are all related to the background of martial arts novels he knows.

The map also has the function of zooming in and zooming out. After zooming in, there are also the names of some gangs occupying various places.

Lin Qian'an was familiar with some of the gangs.

For example, the Quanzhen religion in Zhongnan Mountain, the beggar gangs all over the place, the Yaoshan Temple in Yaoshan, the King Kong Gate in the Western Regions, the Tantric Buddhism, the Huashan School, and the Tianshan Vulture Palace, etc.

Birth point is undoubtedly very critical, which may have a considerable relationship with future game trends and opportunities.

If this is an open world, it means that apart from the general trend, there is basically no fixed main line, so the player's own choice is particularly important.

There should be a lot of normal routes to help Da Song, or to be safe in a corner, join a gang and become a hero.

Even exaggerating a bit, joining the Tantric Buddhism near Dayuan would not be able to help Dayuan to invade the Song Dynasty together.

The birth point of Xiangyang City on the border is probably related to the army. Most of this route is the road to help the Song Dynasty.

This road is put on hold for the time being. It can be seen from the introduction that the current Song Dynasty is in a situation of internal and external troubles. Compared with the Song Dynasty in history, I am afraid it is not much better. It must be a difficult choice from hell.

Then the remaining options are to choose a random place to play as a jungler, or to be born near various sects.

As a jungler, Lin Qian'an is not familiar with this world, and he feels that he may not be able to make a name for himself.

In the end, there is only one left to choose to be born near a sect.

These sects are big and small.

There are many resources in the sect, and development is definitely easier, but the question is whether you can join it directly by choosing the birth point, or does it need to be assessed?

And there are also different options for the sects.

It should be relatively easy to join a sect such as the Beggar Gang, but if it is a sect that looks very high-level at first glance, such as Quanzhen Sect, it will definitely be more difficult.

Because it is not clear whether this game can be played repeatedly, the first choice is to consider as many details as possible.

In the end, Lin Qianan probably had an answer.

That is the Dishan Temple.

Located in the hinterland of the Central Plains, Yaoshan Temple is also a thousand-year-old Buddhist temple with many resources and strong strength. It is definitely a good place for development.

The most important thing is that if you didn't go to learn martial arts, it would probably not be difficult to become a monk.

After scrolling the mouse to zoom in on the map, Lin Qian'an clicked on the Yaoshan Temple.

At the same time, a red dot was also marked on the Yaoshan Temple.

[Whether to choose the current location as the birth point? ]

After Lin Qianan clicked Yes, the screen suddenly changed, and a 3D game screen with exquisite modeling appeared.

With a cry, in front of the thousand-year-old temple, a swaddling baby appeared.

The door of the temple opened, and an old monk walked out. He leaned over and picked up the baby, showing a compassionate expression.

[Fahui: Amitabha~! 】

The picture changed rapidly, and the baby was carried into the temple and handed over to a plain-looking middle-aged monk sweeping the floor in the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion.

The monk's name is Jingxuan. After he got the baby, he started to feed the baby with the goat milk he got from a farmer's family at the foot of the mountain.

The picture changed, and soon the baby grew up and turned into a cute little child. He began to chanting sutras and sweeping the floor. He also got his name "Wuzhen" from Jing Xuan.

The seniority of Yaoshan Temple is currently arranged according to the eight characters of "Ask the Heart Seal Method, Quietly Realize Bodhi", and this young boy's seniority is just ranked in the sixth character.

Soon, the picture was frozen, and Lin Qianan also began to take over the control rights of the game characters.

The game character at this time was a little novice who was about ten years old with a broom in his hand and wearing a gray monk robe.

The basic walking and screen switching are very simple. The WASD on the keyboard and the mouse can be done. These are the same as the general game settings. Even if there is no novice tutorial, Lin Qianan quickly figured it out.

There is a character outline icon in the lower right corner, with the word "Panel" appearing below it, next to it are tasks, packages, equipment and so on.

At first glance, it is actually not much different from ordinary 3D games.

Lin Qianan opened the panel, and a simple data panel appeared in the center of the screen.

Name: Wuzhen

Age: 10

Identity: Sweeping Monk in the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion of Yaoshan Temple

Grade 1

Cultivation: not entering the stream

Experience: 0/10

Health: 100/100

Stamina: 100/100

True Qi: 0/1000

Root bone: 1

Perception: 1

Blood: 1

Strength: 1

Spirit: 1

Agility: 1

Chance: 1

Free attribute points: 0

Skill: none

[An unnamed junior who has not entered the arena. 】

Very simple initial panel properties, and there is nothing incomprehensible.

Close the panel, open the package.

There are twenty small grids in it, and there is a book in the first grid.

Lin Qianan clicked on the book, and its introduction was displayed on the right.

[Sweeping Gong [Plain White]: A practice created by the sweeping monk Jing Xuan combined with basic internal skills, it has the effect of strengthening the body and refining the true qi. (Note: Learning requires 1 point of root and 1 point of comprehension.)]

Below the introduction, there are two options: [Learn] and [Discard].

The font of this exercise is white, which corresponds to the meaning of the following two words [Plain White], and most of it represents its quality.

I just don't know what the higher quality is.

There are twenty grids in the backpack. I don't know if it can be increased, and how big the largest item can be. We have to go back and test these.

As for the novice skill "Sweeping the Floor", Lin Qianan directly clicked to learn it.

[Hint: You have successfully learned "Sweeping the Floor". ]

After learning successfully, Lin Qianan opened the panel again.

Sure enough, behind the skill bar at the bottom, the words "Sweeping Technique [Beginner: 0/100]" already appeared.

After exiting the panel, there are also more options for practicing in the game interface.

After Lin Qian'an clicked, the little novice took a broom and began to sweep the floor on the spot.

His movements are very well-organized, and he sweeps the bluestone floor very cleanly.

After a set of exercises is run, the words "proficiency +1" and "true energy +1" are added on the top of the head.

Lin Qianan opened the panel, and the column representing the infuriating attribute also had a little more infuriating at this time, and the skill proficiency of the sweeping technique also increased a little.

Take a guess from the plot of an ordinary martial arts story, UU Reading www.uukanshu. Most of the com infuriating energy is a kind of biological energy that can strengthen one's own physical energy after use. Judging from the attribute column, the current upper limit seems to be 1000 points.

To put it into perspective, if you want to fully train the proficiency of the current entry level of the sweeping technique, you need to run this technique a hundred times.

I don't know what the realm will be after getting started, and how it will affect the character itself.

Lin Qianan found that after running this exercise, his physical strength also decreased.

Decrease by ten points.

In other words, with 100 stamina points, you can only practice floor sweeping at most ten times.

Lin Qian'an also silently timed it just now, and it takes nearly thirty seconds to perform a sweeping technique.

If you want to train your current proficiency to the full, it takes 3,000 seconds and 50 minutes.

Counting the time for physical recovery, it will take longer.

This is also because the skill itself does not seem to be of a high grade.

From this point of view, it seems that the practice of this game is not easy.

Of course, Lin Qian'an doesn't know much about this game at the moment, so it's not appropriate to draw conclusions lightly.

The most urgent task is to figure out how to play this game.

Lin Qianan clicked on the task, but there was nothing inside.

I don't know where the mission will come from.

While thinking about it, the monk named Jing Xuan suddenly walked out of the hall on the side and came to the front of the game character.

[Jingxuan: The plan of the day lies in the morning. Since you have already learned how to sweep the floor, go and clean the hall of the Sutra Collection Pavilion! 】

[Task: Clean the main hall. ]

[Clean up the main hall of the Cangjing Pavilion and get Jingxuan's approval. ]

[Quest reward: experience*10. ]

[Are you accepting the mission? ]

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