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No Jokes Here Chapter 23

After Lin Qianan collected the stubborn points, the agreement turned into fly ash and dissipated.

Lin Qian'an was really surprised by the stubborn points collected in this agreement, with a total of 72 stubborn points.

Converting it, it is almost equal to five previous storage rings.

He had some guesses in his heart, the stigma represented by this agreement is probably much stronger than the storage ring, otherwise it is completely impossible to explain why it has so many stubborn points.

Having said that, there are so many obscure points for a non-disclosure agreement, so how many obscure points should the mechas in the Xinxiang military base be worth?

Lin Qian'an was a little moved, but she quickly suppressed her bold ideas.

With his current strength, any bullet is enough to kill him.

Going to a military base that can hide mechas is not much different from courting death.

Lin Qianan came to the mutated computer, turned it on, and opened the game store.

At this time, there are two games in the game mall, namely "Drink That Bottle of Witchcraft" and "Elf World".

The price of "Drink That Bottle of Witchcraft" is 127 points. After the discount, the current price is 64 points, while "Elf World" is 300 points.

At present, Lin Qian'an has 77 stubborn points after collecting the stubborn points of the non-disclosure agreement. It is no problem to buy "Drink That Bottle of Witchcraft".

Lin Qianan decided to buy this game and play it because he missed the opportunity to get a discount.

After clicking buy, Lin Qianan only had 13 points left in his account, and at the same time, a prompt popped up.

[Hint: You have successfully purchased the game "Drink That Bottle of Witchcraft", I wish you a happy game! 】

Double-click the game icon to enter the game.

A cauldron glowing green appeared on the screen, and then there was a notebook below.

After Lin Qianan clicked, lines of fonts appeared.

[Your name is Raphael, and you are a well-known and powerful wizard. Your attainments in witch medicine have already reached the pinnacle. There are often different powerful beings who come to ask you to configure witch medicine. However, you were collecting dragons before. He was hit hard in the process of feces, and now his memory and strength are seriously lost. You need to gradually find the lost memory in the process of dispensing medicine. ]

[Hint: The guests who come to prepare the witch medicine have a bad temper. If they think you are teasing him, you may need to bear their anger. ]

After these fonts disappeared, a huge and ugly monster appeared on the screen. It looked like a human, but it was far from it. On his right chest, it was oozing out at this time. green blood.

It has a line of letters on the top of its head with its name "Troll Balon" written on it.

[Baron: Dear Mister Wizard, I was shot by those ugly elves. Please help me prepare a bottle of healing potion. As a token of gratitude, I am willing to pay thirteen silver wheels. 】

After Baron finished speaking, Lin Qianan had the authority to operate the game characters.

There are four action options above, which are [Reject], [Bid], [Agree], and [Attack].

Lin Qianan thought about it for a while, and then chose to agree.

[Raphael: Thirteen silver wheels? Okay, let me help you! However, this amount of money can not refine a good witch medicine. 】

[Baron: I know this, thank you very much, Mr. Wizard. 】

After the conversation ended, Lin Qianan entered the process of refining medicine.

The game character picked up a notebook called the alchemy notebook and came to a cauldron glowing with green light.

At the top of the game interface, there are four kinds of materials.

Grey beetle droppings, red lizard tail, silver root grass, coal powder.

[Hint: Please follow the information in the refining notes and add the four ingredients to the cauldron in the correct order to successfully refine the healing potion. ]

Lin Qianan fell silent.

Isn't this medicine refining material a bit too much?

Shaking his head, he clicked on the medicine refining note with the mouse, and there was only one line on it.

[Rough method of refining the healing potion: Ignite the crimson with black powder, the silver glow blooms, embellished with gray particles, stir well and supplement with a little witchcraft. ]

The black powder, undoubtedly coal, ignited the crimson, that is, adding the red lizard tail, the silver glow should represent the silver root grass, and the final gray particles are the gray beetle feces.

Lin Qianan understood, this game is a puzzle game.

Thinking of this, he added coal, red lizard tail, silver root grass, and gray beetle feces into the cauldron one by one.

After adding these, the cauldron began to boil, and then a stirring stick appeared on the screen, along with a prompt.

[Hint: Please shake the stirring stick to mix the ingredients evenly and apply witchcraft. ]

Lin Qianan shook the mouse, and the stirring stick began to shake in the cauldron.

Every time it shakes, some scattered green rays of light will fall into the cauldron from the left hand of the game character.

A progress bar also appeared above the cauldron.

Lin Qian'an's shaking speed increased, and the progress bar also became faster, but it was not as fast as possible. If the stirring was too fast, the progress bar would drop instead of rising.

Therefore, Lin Qianan can only guarantee a stirring speed until the progress bar is full.

[Hint: You have successfully refined a rough healing potion. ]

The game character came outside with the potion and saw the troll who had been waiting for a long time.

He obviously also saw the potion in the hands of the game characters, and couldn't help showing excitement.

[Baron: Master Wizard, have you succeeded? 】

[Raphael: Take it and drink it! 】

After getting the healing potion, the troll drank it in one gulp.

Immediately, visible to the naked eye, the blood in its chest stopped, but it healed within ten seconds.

[Baron: Thank you so much, this is what I paid! 】

Having said that, the troll took out thirteen small silver coins from his arms and put them on the table.

After the game characters put it away, there is an additional number 13 behind the silver coin icon at the top of the screen.

Lin Qianan noticed that in addition to the silver coins, there were copper coins and gold coins on them.

He placed his mouse on the silver coin, and a line of font appeared immediately.

[Silver Wheel: The trading currency of the Marfa Empire, you can trade in the cities of the Marfa Empire, or buy items from passing caravans. ]

Immediately, Lin Qianan placed the mouse on the copper coin and the gold coin. The two were called Tongke and Jinju respectively, and they were both the trading currencies of the Marfa Empire.

In the following period of time, Lin Qianan experienced several guests who came to ask for medicine.

This allowed him to figure out how the game was played.

There are a lot of witch medicine formulas recorded in the medicine refining notes. Lin Qianan can configure witch medicine through different materials to meet the corresponding requirements of the guests.

In this process, the materials in the warehouse will be consumed.

If the warehouse material is not enough, you need to go to the human city to buy it, or go to the forest to collect it yourself.

Every time the medicine refining ends, the witchcraft of the game characters seems to become stronger.

However, the difficulty of refining medicine is getting higher and higher every time, and some materials have become very difficult to collect.

Finally, Lin Qianan overturned the car in the hands of a witch. He failed to make the witch medicine the other party wanted, and was burned to ashes by the other party's fire.

[Hint: Game over! ]

[Game evaluation: Junior pharmacist, you have mastered the basic magic medicine refining, but obviously, you can't make advanced magic medicine. ]

[Do you want to save the customs clearance records and receive customs clearance rewards? ]

【whether】.

Lin Qianan decisively decided no, and then restarted the game.

Time passed, and it soon came to nine o'clock in the evening. The alarm clock for practice set by Lin Qian'an sounded, and he stopped the game in his hand.

After playing for so long, his best evaluation is that of an intermediate pharmacist.

When facing the witch, he would still roll over.

Because the witch asked for high-level witch medicine, even if enough materials were collected, it could not be refined with the current strength of the game characters.

From the conversation, he very much doubted that the witch had a grudge against the game characters. She asked the game characters to refine high-level witch medicines to deliberately embarrass and test the game characters.

Lin Qianan recorded this information, and after deliberately refining the wrong witch medicine twice, he successfully ended the game and began to practice his internal skills.

The next day, around 6:30 in the morning, Lin Qian'an's cell phone rang.

The ringtone of the phone was very special, it was a call from Xuanlong's phone.

Although Lin Qian'an was still sleeping, he opened his eyes for the first time.

He picked up his mobile phone, and there was a young man's voice across from him.

"Novelist? I'm Li Zhenjie, a member of Qing'an City Longzong Bureau. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com has now arrived outside Changsheng Community in Shuangrong County. Please complete the preparation within ten minutes and accompany me to participate in the investigation."

Lin Qian'an was stunned for a moment and said, "Ah? Am I going too?"

He didn't expect the dragon group to move so fast, and he also didn't expect the other party to call him.

Lin Qianan thought the matter had nothing to do with him after he reported it.

"You reported the news. You can do it if you don't go, but the subsequent credit has nothing to do with you." Li Zhenjie replied.

Hearing this, Lin Qianan hesitated for a while, but then said, "Okay, I'll be right there."

If he went to investigate by himself, Lin Qianan would definitely refuse.

However, if he can act with the official members of the Dragon Group, he will feel more at ease.

Most importantly, he is also really interested in the stalks of Xinxiang Town.

Immediately, Lin Qianan quickly got up from the bed and started putting on clothes.

When Lin Qianan put on his clothes and walked out of the community, he saw a black off-road vehicle parked outside the community.

Beside the off-road vehicle, a short-haired man in a black uniform was smoking a cigarette and was waiting by the side of the car. He looked about twenty-six or seven years old, he looked handsome, and his eyes looked very casual.

When he stood here, his temperament was very different from the person next to him.

Seeing Lin Qian'an stepping forward, before Lin Qian'an could open his mouth to ask, he put out the cigarette in his hand and said, "Get in the car."

After speaking, he stepped open the door of the cab and sat on it.

Seeing this, Lin Qianan also opened the co-pilot's door and sat in the car.

After the two fastened their seat belts, the roar of the engine resounded, and the off-road vehicle started abruptly and drove directly into the distance.

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