No Jokes Here Chapter 188

"The response to Sadako's incident last time was not bad. Now my fans want to watch Bachi, who can help me?" Long Aotian looked at the two security guards and asked.

"Master Bachi? She needs a virgin man to attract her." One of the security guards said shyly, "I'm really sorry, I'm already the father of two children."

"What about you?" Long Aotian looked at the other person.

"Lord Long Aotian, I'm really sorry, I have a girlfriend." The security guard bowed embarrassedly.

Long Aotian looked a little dejected, and his eyes shifted to Wenliang.

"Don't look at me, your sister-in-law knows about this, you must not eat juice!" Wen Liang glanced at Long Aotian and said.

Long Aotian looked at Wuming, who was looking at the surrounding scenery full of melancholy, ignoring Long Aotian.

And Long Aotian looked at Wuming's vicissitudes of expression, and thought about the story of "Fengyun", and instantly knew that Wuming was definitely not a virgin.

After thinking about it, Long Aotian put his hand on Lin Qian'an who was playing with his mobile phone.

"That, Xiao Lin, if there is something wrong, can you help me?" Long Aotian asked.

Lin Qianan was reading comments on his mobile phone before, but he didn't pay attention to what Long Aotian was doing, so he replied with a smile: "Brother Long, if you have something to say, I can help you as long as it's not difficult."

Long Aotian smiled and asked in a low voice, "Xiao Lin, are you still a virgin?"

Lin Qianan blinked his eyes, his expression instantly restrained, and then said loudly: "Brother Long, I won't do the whole job!"

"I'm just asking if I don't do the job." Long Aotian said embarrassingly.

Lin Qian'an always felt that Long Aotian was cheating on him, but he still replied: "I need to maintain a child's body in order to advance in the cultivation method, so so far there is no..."

Having said that, Lin Qianan also felt that he couldn't make it up.

I used to be afraid of delaying others, so I didn't dare to find a girlfriend.

Now the eyes are too good and the perception is too strong. If you look at ordinary girls a little seriously, you will be nauseated.

He had to find an excuse to maintain his face by saying that he was a boy who kept his body for the sake of practicing martial arts.

He is so miserable!

Long Aotian didn't care so much, he said with joy: "Yes, yes, yes!"

"My boy, why are you so happy? You have a problem!" Lin Qianan glanced at Long Aotian angrily.

"Brother, I am a little busy here, as long as you are willing to help, after the completion of the matter, I will teach you a space-based attacking spirit technique." Long Aotian said.

Space-type attack magic!

Lin Qian'an was instantly attracted by the bait thrown by Long Aotian.

Before Long Aotian taught him the universe in his sleeve, Lin Qianan has not yet learned it, and the space slash he used against Godzilla is even more powerful.

Even Godzilla's terrifying defense can be directly broken.

Space-based attacks are exciting just thinking about it.

Moreover, Lin Qian'an felt that through Long Aotian's space spirit technique, he could have some inspiration for his own [Space Mastery] ability.

"Let's say it first, it can't be a matter of violation of principles." Lin Qian'an said.

"Don't worry, it's definitely not against the principle, just let you stand in one place for a while." Long Aotian said.

"It's that simple?" Lin Qianan asked suspiciously.

"It's that simple!" Long Aotian nodded.

Having said that, Long Aotian held Lin Qian'an's shoulder directly, greeted everyone, and left the team temporarily.

The two walked all the way, and after a while, they came to a small alley.

"The landscape composition here is good. In fact, I usually like photography. Xiaolin, you go in and stand for a while, and I will take a photo for you. It can be regarded as a souvenir." Long Aotian smiled.

"How spooky?"

Lin Qianan shook his head, but for the sake of Long Aotian's space spirit, he still walked in and stood in the middle of the alley.

"Is that all right?"

"Yes yes yes... don't move!"

While pretending to take pictures, Long Aotian has already started the live broadcast.

"Family, this is where Bachi-sama will appear. I heard that she is looking for a boy who is still a virgin to hold a "adult ceremony" for him, so I called my teammate [home] directly, he But a man who specializes in pure yang exercises is full of yang energy, no matter what female ghost is tempted, can Bachi withstand this temptation?!"

In the live broadcast room, Long Aotian's fans were a little excited.

"[Home] is still a virgin!"

"It's actually a boy's skill, no wonder the fighting power was so fierce before!"

"Double chef ecstasy!"

"Speaking of which, will he bid farewell to his virginity here?"

"Children are not suitable anymore. This is not the car leading to the kindergarten. I want to get off!"

"Brother Long, have you finished filming?" Lin Qianan asked suddenly.

He always felt that this alley was a little strange!

"No hurry, go in a little more and try? Yes, just against the wall!" Long Aotian said loudly.

Lin Qianan did as he said, and just as he was leaning against the wall, a prompt from the Terrier game system suddenly appeared in front of him.

[Hint: There is a stalk near the host, which has been marked. 】

Boo Boo Boo~!

The sound of bursting bubbles came out, and Lin Qianan looked at his shadow in the alley. At this time, it was already covered by a strange shadow.

Lin Qian'an suddenly appeared in his hand with the Mountain Cudgel, and as soon as the real power poured out from his dantian, he suddenly turned around and was a stick.

Whoosh~bang!

"Stop! Don't be impulsive!"

This stick was directly stagnant in Long Aotian's palm.

Lin Qianan looked up, and behind Long Aotian, was a woman who was about 2.5 meters tall, wearing a white dress and a straw hat.

Her appearance was quite cute, with a layer of red light marked by the game system on her body. At this time, she was tilting her head and looking at Lin Qian'an and Long Aotian curiously.

"Brother Long, what's going on?" Lin Qianan asked.

He really doesn't know Bachi-sama or anything, so he doesn't know the details of this stalk.

"It's just a more interesting stalk, harmless... I'm just taking you over to see..."

Long Aotian squeezed his eyes, and it was obvious that he was hiding something.

"Well, do you want to become an adult?" Suddenly the huge straw hat woman looked at Lin Qian'an and asked.

Lin Qian'an's eyes widened, question marks all over his head.

For a moment, Long Aotian's various behaviors before and after seemed to be understood by him.

This stalker only responds to virgin men, and Long Aotian's fans seem to be curious, so he pulls him over to seduce this stalker in order to get the job done!

Fortunately, he really believed in Long Aotian, thinking that he was not doing the job.

"Brother Long, do you have anything to explain?" Lin Qianan said expressionlessly.

"Xiao Lin, it's mainly for my fans and friends to watch, it has nothing to do with me..." Long Aotian said embarrassingly.

"That, do you want to become an adult?" At this time, the straw hat woman asked Lin Qian'an again.

"No change, you can go!" Lin Qianan said angrily.

After speaking, Lin Qianan put away the mountain stick, turned around and left.

Long Aotian chased after Lin Qian'an, forcibly put his arm on Lin Qian'an's shoulder and said, "Don't do this! Go back and I'll teach you the space magic of attack, anyway, you have nothing to lose!"

Boo Boo Boo~!

Bachi looked at the backs of Lin Qian'an and Long Aotian, tilted his head oddly, then turned into a wind, and disappeared into the alley again.

After such an episode, Lin Qian'an's face towards Long Aotian was not very good all the time.

It wasn't until the evening when Urada Junichi asked them to go to the Hero Association headquarters for a dinner, and Lin Qianan calmed down a little.

Long Aotian's unreliable character, being his friend, sometimes makes you feel a little speechless.

The headquarters of the Hero Association is built in the very center of Tokyo, and it is the most luxurious building.

The current Wano country, the class that really holds the power, has gradually changed from the original capital class to the extraordinary.

And Urata Junichi seized this opportunity, successfully established the Hero Association, and gathered a large number of extraordinary people to do things for him.

Therefore, from a certain point of view, the current emperor and prime minister of Wano country may not have the power of Urata Junichi.

After entering the Heroes Association, Lin Qian'an and others saw the extraordinary people here.

Their energy levels are not very strong, and even a large part of them feel like ordinary people.

The Hero Association divides heroes into five levels from D-level to S-level.

Among them, the D-level hero badge can be easily obtained even by ordinary people who have exercised a little.

However, the following C-level and B-level heroes need a certain amount of hero points and strength.

The upper level is the backbone, and the S-level is the top strength.

Previously, there were more than 20 S-class heroes in the Hero Association, including a nominal "Super S-class".

However, because of Godzilla's several landings, he has almost died.

In the current Hero Association, there are only the few remaining S-rank heroes of Oki Hisao.

Everyone came to the top floor of the Hero Association together. At this time, the place was filled with all kinds of food, and Urata Junichi was already waiting here.

After Urada Jun gave Lin Qian'an a polite salute to the four of them, he let the four sit down and enjoy the food.

After asking Urata Junichi, Long Aotian even started the live broadcast to eat directly, complaining to fans about the taste of these things while eating.

"This abalone is quite big and tastes just average... This lobster is too exaggerated, isn't it? A pincer is the size of my arm. To be honest, I suspect that it may have suffered from nuclear radiation..."

Long Aotian's words of self-care made the faces of the waiters around him not very good-looking.

Urata Junichi also looked a little embarrassed.

However, after all, he was a lot of age, and there was still some shrewdness, so he didn't have an attack. He even made two little jokes along Long Aotian's words, which eased the atmosphere of the scene.

Lin Qian'an didn't eat anything, just picked two snacks and ate two bites, even if it was over.

Drinks from start to finish.

To be honest, these things are not as attractive to him as a bowl of the college cafeteria.

The seasoning is so complicated, it is a nightmare for a person with a super sensitive taste.

So for him, light food is still delicious.

Lin Qian'an even thought of the allusions in the myth that the immortals eat and drink dew, and the taste is light.

He thought that most of the immortals were too sensitive to taste, and they would find it unpalatable to eat those foods that were too complicated to cook.

Seeing that Lin Qian'an didn't move his chopsticks much, Urata Run asked Lin Qian'an, "Lin Jun, is it not to your taste?"

Since Lin Qianan found out that there is surveillance in his residence, he has no good feelings for Urada Junichi and the others.

Hearing what Urata Junichi said this time, he said bluntly: "Yeah, the food here is not delicious, you can't eat it!"

Urata Junichi was a little embarrassed, but still said: "I'm really sorry, I couldn't prepare food that suits your taste, Lord Lin, but please forgive me, after all, our small country has limited resources, and it suffered a disaster from Godzilla before. ..."

Regarding Junichi Urata's explanation, Lin Qian'an went straight to the sky and didn't hear much at all.

And Urata Junichi wasn't embarrassed, he just looked at Lin Qian'an with interest and said to himself.

After the meal, Urata Junichi said that the reception was poor, and he prepared gifts in everyone's room to make up for it.

"I just know that it's meaningless to play mystery."

Long Aotian said disdainfully, and then quickly went to his room.

Despite what he said, his body was clearly honest.

Lin Qianan also said hello to Wen Liang and returned to the room.

In the bedroom that Urata Junichi prepared for him, a colorful gift box as tall as one person was placed in the corner. Lin Qianan glanced at it, and couldn't help but become curious, wondering what was inside.

As soon as his mind moved, Lin Qian'an's see-through eyes activated, and he directly saw through the inside of the gift box.

It's quite empty here.

Nothing at all.

Why did Junichi Urada bring an empty gift box over here?

Ding dong~!

The doorbell rang, and Lin Qianan opened the door, only to see Junyi Urada standing at the door with a cane.

Urata Jun raised his left hand, revealing a box of delicate snacks, and said, "Lin-Jun, I was deeply sorry for the poor reception at the banquet before, so I specially brought you a special product of Wano Kingdom, please accept it with a smile!"

"You're welcome." Lin Qian'an took the snack box, and then said, "President Putian, if you have nothing else to do, I will rest immediately, and I will have to return to Xuan Kingdom tomorrow!"

"Speaking of which, I seem to have something to do." Upon hearing this, Urata Junyi pretended to be surprised, "Lin Jun, can you invite me in to talk?"

Lin Qianan couldn't help but narrow his eyes when he heard the words.

He always felt that the old guy was not at ease.

However, he is a master of art and bold, and he is not afraid of an old man who can't walk easily.

"Please!" Lin Qianan stepped aside.

"Excuse me!" Urata Junichi said politely. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

After he finished speaking, he stepped into the room, and slowly walked to the edge of the sofa and sat down.

Lin Qian'an closed the door, put away the snack box, and sat across from Urada Run, asking, "President Urada, what is your business with me?"

"It's not a big deal, that is, I want your body!" Urata Junichi said slowly with a smile.

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