The servants who were helpers watched as the ketchup flew away, and retreated a few steps in silence. They looked at each other, and all of them exchanged the same thought: En, Second Young Madam's mood today is not very good.
Shi Xiaonian lowered her head, seeing that she had chopped all the tomatoes into pieces, she felt a little depressed. She cleaned up a bit and said, "Help me get a few eggs."
"Alright, Second Young Madam."
The servant quickly placed the egg beside Shi Xiaonian's hand and withdrew, afraid that she would end up becoming a tomato as well.
"…"
Shi Xiaonian was about to knock on the egg when she saw the smooth shell in front of her eyes. This egg was washed really well, smooth and smooth, just like the skin of a courtesan.
So what if your skin is good? So what if her body was hot? She was just pregnant and would recover in the future. What was the big deal! She didn't care!
Shi Xiaonian placed the egg on the flow table, raised her kitchen knife and cut it off.
I'll call you skin!I told you to have a hot body!
You don't even need an external stimulus when you're 90 years old!
"Bam!"
The egg shell flew, and the egg white and egg yolk splattered everywhere.
"Shi Xiaonian, cook … "Hmm." When Gong Ou walked to her side, he was immediately attacked by the firepower.
Shi Xiaonian turned her head in shock and saw Gong Ou, who had already taken off his disguise, standing in front of her in a sorry state. One of her hands covered her eyes and slowly took down half of the eggshell."…"
Shi Xiaonian looked at him speechlessly.
"Shi Xiaonian, are you cooking or tearing down the kitchen?" Gong Ou threw away the egg shell with disgust and took a clean towel from the servant to wipe the egg white on his eyes.
What was this woman doing?"…"
Shi Xiaonian stared at him, she did not expect that the day would come where he would mock her. She pursed her lips, turned around to deal with the wolves on the flow table, and asked in a bad mood, "Why are you here?"
"I'm hungry. You cooked a few dishes, so I'll eat first. You don't need to cook anymore after you've eaten your fill." Gong Ou said, he felt sorry for her cooking so many dishes, even though he could eat them all.
Shi Xiaonian did not speak.
Gong Ou turned around and looked for the dishes, but didn't find them. His eyebrows were tightly knitted, and he became angry at the servants, "Where did you guys take all the dishes to? You guys dare to steal food? "
Stealing food in the Gong Jia, seeking death?
"No, Second Young Master." A maid fearfully brought out a bowl of ketchup s that had been chopped into pieces, weighing the words, "Second Young Madam's processing of ketchup s takes a lot of effort."
So, Shi Xiaonian chopped off a bowl of ketchup in two hours?
Gong Ou's brows were knitted tightly together. He turned and glared at Shi Xiaonian, but she was still standing there handling the ingredients.Was he scared by the big battle today?
Gong Ou walked towards her, and embraced her body from behind, then lowered his head. The thin lip covered her ears, with a magnetic voice, he lovingly said, "Did you scare her? Didn't I just come back well? "
It was all thanks to her that he was able to withdraw in time.Shi Xiaonian held onto the kitchen knife to cut the food, and when she looked down, she saw the two hands Gong Ou was holding horizontally in front of him.
It was the same pair of hands that had so cleanly torn apart the courtesan's dress. In front of Lancaster's bodyguards, the same pair of hands that held the pants stood up from the courtesan's side …
How shameless!
Shi Xiaonian raised her kitchen knife and was about to chop down, when she suddenly came to her senses. She reached out and pulled his hand away, "Don't do it, I still want to cook."
"I'll accompany you."Gong Ou was unwilling to let go, he just continued to hug her.
"You can't carry me like this." Shi Xiaonian said, her tone was full of disdain.Only then did Gong Ou realize that something was wrong with her, he let go of her and stood by her side, lowering his eyes and sizing her up, "What happened to you? You've been depressed ever since you came back from the club? "
"No. My figure isn't as good as others, so what's there to be unhappy about? " Shi Xiaonian said softly as he raised his kitchen knife and chopped at the fish."What?"
Her voice was like a mosquito's, causing Gong Ou to not be able to hear her clearly."Nothing." Shi Xiaonian continued to chop the fish. Gong Ou saw how she was cutting the fish, it was as if he was killing someone. His long hands held onto her wrist, preventing her from moving.
Unexpectedly, the moment his hand touched it, Shi Xiaonian glared at him fiercely. "Let go of me! Have you washed your hands? ""You made me take a shower the moment I got home. How could I not have washed my hands?" Gong Ou looked at her with a frown, "Shi Xiaonian, what's wrong with you?"
So weird.
"Nothing." Shi Xiaonian tilted her head, and said to herself sulkily, "I still want to cook, don't stay here, I'll call for you."
"Oh."
Gong Ou could faintly feel that Shi Xiaonian was sulking, but he didn't know what she was angry at. He didn't seem to have done anything wrong.
Seeing Shi Xiaonian's sullen face, Gong Ou did not go out but stayed in the kitchen to accompany her. She even washed her hands five or six times.
When the dishes were all served, Gong Ou no longer felt faint, but rather, felt very, very strong.
The dishes on the table were beautiful, making one's appetite boil. However, on each dish, there was the word "FUCK" on the surface with ketchup.The full table of FUCK, this visual effect is quite shocking.
"…"
Gong Ou sat at the dining table and glanced at Shi Xiaonian, who sat at the side with an expressionless face.After a long while, Gong Ou took the initiative to ask, "What is this?"
Shi Xiaonian looked at it, and said earnestly: "There are too many ketchup, putting them aside is a waste, let's put them on a plate."
"Set up the FUCK?"Gong Ou really wanted to ask Shi Xiaonian if he was illiterate. He had also read books.
"Don't you like it? I thought men liked it. " Shi Xiaonian said as she looked at him expressionlessly.
"…" Gong Ou picked up the chopsticks and poked at the ketchup, his black eyes swept past her and the thin lip raised an arc in the air as it spoke meaningfully, "Then, can I assume that you are hinting at me? "I don't think it's good if you get pregnant too often, but if you don't like it, I can …"
"What nonsense are you talking about?"Shi Xiaonian glared at him furiously.
"Isn't that a hint?" Gong Ou raised his eyebrows, picked up the chopsticks, dipped them in the ketchup and put it into his mouth, then dubiously swallowed it.
Shi Xiaonian was so angry that she didn't know what to say. She turned her head away from him, and after a while, she couldn't help but say, "How dare I hint at you? My body is already like this, how could I lick my face to hint at you?"
"What happened to your figure?" Gong Ou frowned.After saying all that, Shi Xiaonian also didn't want to hide it anymore. She sat forward and stared at Gong Ou's handsome face and asked straightforwardly, "Is her figure much better than mine? Is your skin also better than mine? "
Right now, blue veins were popping out all over her body, making her look especially malevolent. Her stomach was so big, no matter how you looked at it, she was ugly.
"Who?" Gong Ou was baffled, seeing the questioning look in Shi Xiaonian's eyes, he suddenly thought about the courtesan in the club and immediately understood. "Shi Xiaonian, are you jealous?"Why was he so happy? Suddenly, he found the entire table of "FUCK" pleasing to the eye.
"Answer me!"
Shi Xiaonian asked.
"Shi Xiaonian, that was the only thing I could do at that time. Only by pretending to be an old man who had just done that, would they stop me from being tortured and reduce the probability of being discovered." Gong Ou explained.As it turned out, he had done it. The bodyguards came in and smelled the alcohol and knew what was going on when they looked at a naked woman and an old man. They asked a few questions and then went to torture the remaining people.
Only then would he have the chance to wait for Gong Yu to rescue him."Is that so? Why do I feel like I can't help it? " Shi Xiaonian looked at him and said, "I have seen too many beautiful women with a weird figure, so I feel uncomfortable inside. How nice would it be to have such an open and honorable reason to look at her."
"How can she compare to you?" Gong Ou shrugged.
"So you did?" Shi Xiaonian immediately stared intently at him, "Did you really look at her all over carefully after stripping her of her clothes? Is her figure really that good? She has to have chest, waist and waist, unlike me, who is just a bucket right now. "
It's what men like.
"…"Gong Ou choked on his words as he stood there, staring at Shi Xiaonian. The thin lip raised its head with a curve, wanting to laugh or not.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Shi Xiaonian glared at him.
"Why do you look so good when I see you causing trouble for no reason!" Gong Ou laughed, his eyes full of the light of doting, and extended his hand to pinch her face: "Endure for a while? "I only exploded it now.""…"
Carelessness.
Shi Xiaonian lowered her eyes, she really did know that she was making trouble for nothing, and in that situation, Gong Ou's methods were forced to do it, but when she thought about Gong Ou stripping the woman of her clothes, she …She couldn't help but think that Gong Ou was usually like this, needing to put on an act on the spot.
Sigh.
Seeing her depressed look, Gong Ou sat down beside her, looking at her handsome face, his voice low and deep, "She is so ugly that I don't even care to look at her, there is no one better looking than you."
"…"
Shi Xiaonian looked at him in silence. Seeing how confident he was in his words, she didn't know what to do next.
had said those kinds of words who knew how many times, any beauty would be ugly in his eyes, but she was really not beautiful enough right now, and her figure could not even be considered well-proportioned, making her unconfident.
"This way, I won't do things this way when I go out in the future. I definitely won't touch any woman." Gong Ou promised her, absolutely.
Looking at his current state, it seemed that Shi Xiaonian was especially petty, as she did not trust him enough.
The entire table was filled with 'FUCK' sounds of ridicule. Shi Xiaonian bit her lips and said softly, "If it's a critical moment, I will still need to use this method."
In the end, she cared more about his life and whether he could live.Gong Ou chuckled, "Shi Xiaonian, is that all you can do?"
He also hoped that she would be more sour, so that he could enjoy this wonderful feeling a little more.
"Do you still wish for me to be more sour?" Shi Xiaonian said helplessly.
Chapter end
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