Idol, You're Acting OOC – Intimacy is Prohibited in the Group (7)
“Fan-ge! Look at me!” Lu Shijin suddenly said.
Xu Yifan fell for it and turned to look at him and Lu Shijin got a clear shot with his phone.
Lu Shijin looked at the surprised expression of the man on his screen and arrogantly waved his phone. “I hope you didn't forget that you promised that I could take pictures.”
Xu Yifan was too lazy to respond to Lu Shijin's childish behavior. “As you wish.”
After a bit, Lu Shijin eagerly looked at He Yang as he came out of the shower.
But to his great disappointment, He Yang was wearing a shirt?
What happened to not wearing clothes and showing off his body!
He Yang was spooked upon seeing two people standing outside, “Huh, what are you doing?”
“Waiting to shower.” Xu Yifan lightly replied.
“Yang-ge.” Lu Shijin stared at He Yang's shoulder, accidentally saying what he was thinking, “Why are you wearing clothes?”
He Yang was greatly confused, “??? What do I wear, if not clothes? Wait.” He saw Lu Shijin's fixated gaze and swallowed loudly, blocking his shoulder, “Xiao Lu, why are you looking at me like that?”
Lu Shijin turned away. “Nothing, I was joking.”
“Heh.” Xu Yifan sneered from the side. Seeming to not want to continue watching, he went into the bathroom and slammed the door.
He Yang looked at the door, hesitantly asking Lu Shijin, “What's wrong with him?”
Lu Shijin rolled his eyes at the door, mocking, “Maybe he's on his period, don't mind him.”
He Yang went to his room. Having been unable to see his shoulder, Lu Shijin felt a sense of loss.
Waiting for Xu Yifan to finish showering, he could only look through his phone. Suddenly remembering that he hadn't contacted Tao Qinghong in two days, he wondered how the fatty was doing with weight loss.
Finding Tao Qinghong's WeChat, he first went to his moments. He found that other than pictures of food, they were all reposts of Xu Yifan's news.
The most recent moment was from yesterday night, a large pot of beef tallow hot pot and several things to put in it. It was definitely way over 2000 calories!
Did this look like someone who wants to lose weight?!
Lu Shijin immediately sent Tao Qinghong a message.
Lu Shijin: [Taotao, have you started losing weight? What did you eat this morning and noon? Have you gone to the gym?]
Taotao: [Shijin-ge! I saw your stream! You're so cool! You actually know how to cook so much stuff! How come you've never cooked for me? Can you please cook for me when you come back?]
Lu Shijin: [. . .]
Eat, eat, eat! You only know how to eat! Why wouldn't you be so fat!
Lu Shijin: [I'm asking if you've started to lose weight today?]
Taotao: [No
Lu Shijin: [Didn't you promise???]
Taotao: [I was going to this morning, but then I couldn't endure when I saw the noodles you made. Who let you make them so appetizing
Lu Shijin: [So it's my fault??? Do you even want Xu Yifan's pictures?]
Taotao: [Yes! Yes! Do you have them?]
Lu Shijin: [
Taotao: [So disappointed, you've made Fanfan so ugly! Compared to your noodles, the picture is instantly less appealing
Lu Shijin: […]
Taotao: [Losing weight is so difficult, it hurts to be hungry
Want to curse!
Endure it!
Fuck!
With this fatty's self-awareness, how could he lose 120 pounds of fat?
Lu Shijin felt a bit forlorn. To force him to lose weight, he needed something more extreme.
Such as? Xu Yifan coming out of the bath? Xu Yifan in a private setting? Xu Yifan's sexy armpit hair?
Just as Lu Shijin was thinking wildly, Xu Yifan came out of the shower.
Lu Shijin, who was still immersed in his strange thoughts, subconsciously leaned against the wall and swallowed nervously.
But Xu Yifan didn't spare him a single gaze and walked past Lu Shijin.
It was finally Lu Shijin's turn to shower. He closed the door and was about to take off his clothes when he noticed that the sink had all six of their toothbrushes.
Xu Yifan's toothbrush was single-use and he would change them each time he used one, which is why Lu Shijin was able to recognize his toothbrush.
Lu Shijin took Xu Yifan's toothbrush, thinking that since it was disposable, then Xu Yifan wouldn't care if he borrowed it?
He could use this to entice the little fatty to lose weight.
His favorite idol's toothbrush, would he want to taste what his mouth tastes like?
To have an indirect kiss with his idol?
Why did it sound so perverted?
Lu Shijin shivered, goosebumps on his arms.
Just as he felt that this was inappropriate and was about to throw the toothbrush away, he noticed the dirty clothes basket in the corner.
Everyone else would put their clothes directly in the washing machine. Only Xu Yifan would hand wash all of his clothes everyday.
Lu Shijin saw black boxers at the top of the basket.
It was also disposable and that part had an obvious bump, showing that the wearer was very large.
Lu Shijin swallowed, idol's personal underwear . . .
Would that be enticing enough? Would it make him lose weight?!
Wait, stop!
Lu Shijin, what are you thinking?! Do you have any moral integrity?!
Lu Shijin lifted his hand and swatted himself, insulting himself, “Lu Shijin, be a person!”
“What are you doing?!”
He didn't expect that Xu Yifan would come back and see such a shocking scene when he opened the door.
Lu Shijin holding his used toothbrush in one hand, slapping himself as he stared at his underwear, and muttering to be a human under his breath . . .
Chapter end
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