Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 80

  Chapter 80 The Little Song of Healing

   Shout out!

  The figure in overalls is riding steadily on the head of Donggua.

   And as the brainwashing music resounded through the audience, Winter Melon seemed to have drunk too much, and was dragged by the overalls and pigeons, staggering and staggering again and again!

  The live broadcast room exploded!

'too! Grass! up! '

   'Remember to bring your mod with you when you go to court'

  'I have long said that no one can refuse to play basketball! '

   'You better be (point to)'

  'Winter melon: Lychee! How do you tell me to lychee! (staggering)'

  'Hahahahaha grass! It's so weird! '

  'I am very curious about the mental state of these mod authors'

  'That's the chicken version of witch you haven't seen before, that thing can dribble the iron mountain, and it will fall to the ground as soon as you lean on it, and you will die directly on expert difficulty'

  'It's already so outrageous that it just sounds outrageous'

'Why? Why do I have an extra basketball in my hand? '

  'You really eat pancakes hahahaha…'

   "CNM, Liu Di! Save... me...!!"

  While reeling around, even though the music of Brother Ji is surrounded by 360 degrees above the head, Dong Gua can still hear Liu Di's wanton laughter that is almost hypoxic:

   "I...go down...GNMD...save...!!"

   "Come, come, come!"

   Liu Di is almost dying of laughter now!

   Throw away the blue fire Gatling that has no bullets in his hand, draw out the fire unicorn, aim at the jockey singing and dancing RAP on the head of the winter melon, and shoot!

  But at this moment of lightning and flint!

"Roar-!!"

  Suddenly, another deafening roar sounded from the side.

  Liu Di is also from FPS after all, so he reacts very quickly.

  Hearing this sound, he yelled inwardly that it was not good, hurriedly used a sliding shovel, and went straight down from the roof of the car!

   Immediately following, a huge sweaty soy expression with a diameter of half the length of a person flew over his scalp!

   "Fuck!"

  Liu Di was really taken aback, and stuck out half of his head to look in the direction where the sweaty soybeans were flying.

   See you!

   Just less than ten meters away from him, a Hulk was staring fiercely in his direction!

   The moment the four eyes met!

  The hulk smiled crookedly, which made people think of something bad.

   Next!

  Seeing the hulk dunking his hands into the ground, he forcibly dunked a slate from the ground that was replaced with a sweaty soybean expression, and threw it at him!

   Bang Dang!

  Seeing the car in front of him being thrown into the air, he heard Liu Di howl—

   "Eggplant! Save—!"

good!

   Just when everyone is in danger!

   And eggplant!

  Because of his blood loss, he has been lying on the scaffolding platform, supporting the three with a sniper rifle.

   So far, Eggplant has helped the people below solve three Pai Daxing self-explosive special senses, two five-flap smokers and countless ordinary zombies.

  Originally, according to the plan, after waiting for the power to be recharged, the three people below would support him for a wave of retreat.

  However, the situation has changed now, the teammates are all in crisis, and he can only come to the rescue!

   "I'm **** here!"

  Receiving a call from his teammates for help, Eggplant supported the platform, Gulu got up, and took out the precious medical kit with his backhand:

   "I'll pack a bag and come to rescue you!"

   Say it!

   Eggplant picked up the medical kit and was about to treat himself!

But.

  [Healing myself] reads just came out.

   A singing voice that came from nowhere rang in his ears—

  【ohhhh—oh—ohhhhh—】

  The singing voice is brisk and sunny, full of movement.

eggplant:?

   Startled for a moment, Eggplant looked around vigilantly.

  Because they have played too many mods, he is not sure what strange things will jump out with all kinds of strange soundtracks.

  However, after looking around, Eggplant found nothing unusual.

   Frowning, muttered: "Strange."

   Then, start using the medical kit again.

  【Healing myself】

  【ohhhh—oh—ohhhhh—】

   "What the hell?!"

   This time, Eggplant was really surprised.

  What the hell? Why did someone sing as soon as I packed it? !

   After pondering for a while, Eggplant finally set his sights on the treatment pack in his hand.

  At this moment, the treatment kit in his hand has been replaced with a small medical kit in the style of World War II. Originally, he thought it was just a model replacement.

   But now it looks like...

   Eggplant opens the medical kit.

  【ohhhh—】

   Eggplant cancels the medical kit.

  Eggplant opened the medical kit again.

  【ohhhh—】

Snapped.

  Eggplant closes the medical kit again.

   "Fuck, this is interesting..."

   is talking!

  In the team's voice, Liu Di's roar came out: "Fuck you, eggplant! What are you talking about! Hurry up!"

   "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ok

  Eggplant's spirit was shaken, and he hurriedly gave up to continue the research. Without hesitation, he opened the medical kit.

   Next!

   Just listen to a cheerful little song, resounding through the audience!

  【ohhhh—oh—ohhhhh—】

  【California girls, were unforgettable! 】

  【Daisy Dukes, bikinison top! 】

  The song "California Girl" that has been popular on the Internet recently sounded!

  As the bright singing sounded, Eggplant only felt that his body was out of control, and he began to raise his arms high, and danced awkwardly on the spot on the spot!

  It's like a silly roe deer kicking the ground, and it's like a gorilla courting.

  The mentally retarded dance moves, coupled with the happy little song, instantly, the mocking effect explodes!

good!

   This is a combo mod!

   Not only added music, but even replaced the original healing action with an incomparably sandy dance!

   And hearing the singing sound, the three people below also looked sideways.

   Watching the eggplant dancing on the spot, the three of them were stunned for a moment.

   Then everything exploded!

   "I x your uncle eggplant! I asked you to support me, what the **** are you doing?!"

   "You're a **** bitch—!"

   "Stop pinching the horse and jumping! You are really stupid! I have convinced you, you little boy!!"

   Instantly!

  The scene became a mess!

   The cry of the corpse tide resounded through the sky!

   Xiao Hei, who fell to the ground, pulled the trigger with all his strength, and fought back in despair!

  The winter melon that was riding on the head of the chicken brother was staggering, screaming and staggering in the chaotic tide of corpses.

  Sweating soybeans flying around, Liu Di, who was chased by the Hulk like a grandson, scolded the street while hugging his head like a mouse.

  Eggplant, standing under the last rays of the setting sun, with his mouth wide open, waving his arms joyfully amidst the laughter of geese and geese, healed himself with dance...

  【Sun-kissedskin, sohotwillmeltyourpopsicle! 】

  【ohhhh—oh—ohhhhh—】

  Dancing cheerfully, singing soaringly!

   What is louder than the song is the curse of the three teammates below—

   "Eggplant! WDNMD! You are the real boss—!"

  The barrage is laughing like crazy!

  '《You never know what your teammates are doing》'

  '【Healing song】'

  'This mod is so stupid, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This mod is so stupid”

  'Help, I'm going to laugh and lose oxygen'

   'What a zombie comedy'

   'I'm **** looking for my head laughing all over the floor'

  'Teammates were caught, brushed while laughing, sprayed medicine in place, sang and danced'

  'What a cheap mod'

   'Too **** show effect'

  'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...'

  Laughing and laughing!

  Everything is as Gu Sheng expected.

  With a simple and easy-to-use production mode, coupled with a completely free and open attitude.

   Once the creative workshop was launched, it has gained the love of a large number of players.

although!

   On the level of visible publicity, the road to survival is completely at a disadvantage.

  From the reports of major mainstream media to the publicity of various self-media.

   Overwhelming, all about "fearless sniping creates a new situation in RFPS".

   And under this kind of news, there are also some true and false comments, applauding Fearless Sniper one after another—

  'Fearless sniper, the real light of domestic shooting games! '

  'The innovatively developed RFPS is really refreshing'

  'As expected of a major player, it is worth learning from other domestic game manufacturers'

  'The lighting and visual effects of this work are really amazing! Coupled with the RPFS model! It's just a whole lot of love! '

  'Support domestic production! Support Xunteng! '

  'RFPS is really a genius idea, and it is estimated that foreign countries have to emulate it! '

  Such remarks are numerous.

but!

  In the affiliated player forums of these websites, the situation is another story—

  《Left 4 Dead Mod Recommendation 5.0》

  "Big brothers, please share the strategy of this picture of Changteng Hospital"

  《Brothers, I found another abstract mod author》

   "Please bring me a storm, this picture is too dark"

  "Rational Analysis: What's so good about Left 4 Survival's hand feeling, why can't even beat a certain sniper with an investment of hundreds of millions"

  《I don't allow anyone who hasn't seen Eggplant Dancing》

  A piece of nature and harmony!

   The players spontaneously discussed topics about Left 4 Survival, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

  It seems that for the players, the "Fearless Sniper" advertised outside has nothing to do with them.

  Compared to how hyped the game was by the media, they are more concerned about whether there are any new outrageous mods on the Left 4 Dead today.

  So ever since.

  The domestic game industry has developed for so many years, and the most outrageous scene has appeared—

  Fearless sniper, hyped by various media, with countless praises superimposed, known as the light of domestic games, and created a new way of shooting games.

  The momentum is huge, and it has the momentum to dominate the FPS world.

But Left 4 Survival, no media is willing to report to the camera, but word of mouth spreads among the players, asking for the name of the mod, recommending practical modules, exchanging production experience, and posting as usual to shout that Left 4 Survival is the best in the world water experience.

   Players love it, and it seems that it has not been affected by the outside announcement at all.

   Left 4 Dead is in the official media, without a name.

   Fearless Sniper is not mentioned in the player group.

  The two games are like two distinct rivers.

  Although they keep pace with each other, they are different from each other by thousands of miles.

   For this situation, the Golden Wind is definitely acceptable.

   What is the most important thing about the game?

  Of course it is recognized by the players!

  Because players are the bread and butter of manufacturers, they are directly linked to the sales of the game, and the approval of players is more useful than anyone else's approval.

  So, for this result, Gu Sheng was not only able to accept it, he couldn't be happier!

  Because from a certain point of view, the mutual promotion between players saved him a lot of publicity fees!

but!

  On the other hand, Guangyao Games seems to be unable to accept this situation.

Oh no.

   It's not unacceptable, it's too unacceptable! !

  Boom!

  Next day!

  Looking at the sales data report sent by the secretary, Ding Kai couldn't help but slapped the report on the table, his fingers trembling slightly!

Today is Saturday.

  Left 4 Dead is the sixth day of release, and Dauntless is the fifth day of release.

   And today, at 0:00 in the morning.

  Road to Survival, under the siege of Guangyao's huge publicity and distribution, broke a **** road and achieved a one-day sales lead.

  The boat capsized in the gutter!

  This has never happened before!

  Looking at the data comparison chart of the two sides on the report, Ding Kai's face was gloomy, as if water was about to drip!

  See you!

  The blue curve graph representing the sales of Fearless Sniper has been declining since the first day of release.

   This is a very normal situation for the sales of a game.

   It can even be said that 99.9% of the games on the market have the same graph in the first week of release!

  Because of the players' desire to buy, it must be the strongest on the first day, and the subsequent decline is natural.

   But the red curve representing the sales of Left 4 Dead is outrageous!

   I saw that after they sold 32,000 sets on the first day, they fell to the 20,000 mark the next day.

   It can be seen that on that day, Guangyao's encirclement announcement was very successful.

   Then, on the third day of the game's release, the sales of Left 4 Dead fell to the bottom, becoming less than 12,000.

  Ding Kai clearly remembered that he and Fang Hongwei were the champagne that was opened that day.

  Because in their view, the outcome of the battle has already been determined!

  Golden Wind's publicity channels were completely blocked, and it was like a turtle in an urn, a small pawn, and there was no room for retaliation at all.

   I never expected it!

   is after this day!

  Next day!

  Golden Wind officially launched the creative workshop, and its sales curve has also picked up!

   Next!

  Day 4! fifth day!

  Left 4 Survival was like taking a stimulant, and the sales immediately bottomed out!

  Go all the way, chasing the fearless sniper!

finally! today!

  On the sixth day of the release of Left 4 Dead, the sales of this game not only achieved reverse growth, but even reached the same level as its first day sales!

   And with an advantage of 2,200 copies, he completed the overtake of Fearless Sniper!

  Ding Kai's back molars are about to be crushed!

  Why? !

   He has been in the game industry for so long!

   I have never seen anyone who can complete a counter-kill under the siege of their glory!

  Ding Kai's chest rose and fell, and he felt a stagnation in his heart, as if a big rock was blocked, and he couldn't get up and down!

after all!

   In order to strangle the golden wind this time, they Guangyao spent a lot of money to announce it!

  Just the publicity fee is enough to cost as much as a road to survival!

  Just in order to be able to run the road to death, and then take its "second-generation FPS" gameplay as its own, laundering it and turning it into its own originality!

  But unexpectedly!

  Such a high investment, such a frantic pursuit, such an airtight and comprehensive blockade!

   Actually let the golden wind, with a trick of "Creative Workshop", make a difference.

   Not only easily mobilized the player group, defusing their fierce offensive, but even overtook them!

  This feeling is like a fight between the two sides. Their glory is Tyson, and the golden wind is Ma Baoguo.

  I thought that with one punch, Golden Wind would be seriously injured even if he didn't die.

   But unexpectedly, the wind of gold is not Ma Baoguo at all, but the **** Zhang Sanfeng!

   Not only took their heavy punches easily, but even slapped them with a backhand!

  This kind of humiliation is absolutely unacceptable to Ding Kai!

  Immediately make a decision—

   Poach people!

Oh shit!

   We must speed up the process of poaching people, and dismantle Golden Wind to pieces as soon as possible!

  Since it's obvious that it's not going to work, don't blame me for using dirty tricks!

  The second-generation FPS must be renamed!

  In the history of future games, this type of shooting game can only have one name!

  It's called—Guangyao RPFS!

  (end of this chapter)

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