Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 4

  Chapter 4 Cinema teaches you how to do this game!

   "Mari...oh no, Leo the cat."

  A Yin clicks to enter the game details interface.

   I saw the details of the game written next to the sadly scribbled cover—

  Game Name: Cat Leo

  Development company: Golden Wind

  Type: horizontal version pass

  Price: 2 yuan

   "This painting style..."

  A Yin and the upright walking cat with a cheap smile looked at each other for a moment, and couldn't help laughing:

   "What kind of **** is this, no wonder it only sells for two dollars."

   As he spoke, A Yin clicked Buy and added this "Mallio" to his library.

   At this time, the barrage was also amused by the cover of this wonderful game—

   'What the **** is this game'

   'It looks too sloppy'

  'This painting style hahahahaha, it's a bit more advanced than stickman'

  'But this cat really looks so cheap...'

  'Isn't this just a skin-changing Mario, a scam?'

  'Daily opening hello'

  'It is estimated that the author deliberately set the price low. Anyway, it is only two yuan, and the players probably don't bother to return it'

  'Those who are out of the way, are ready to report'

  'Can this also be called a game? '

  The game is very small, and A Yin completed the download and installation almost in the blink of an eye.

  Looking at the barrage, A Yin also shook his head secretly, his thoughts were similar to those of the comments:

   "Let's experience it a little bit. If this is a pure fisherman, we won't play for 20 minutes. Everyone leave a report and we will take it away."

   As he spoke, A Yin clicked on the game.

   The game screen appears.

   A rougher texture picture than Mario appeared on the screen.

  Oval-shaped clouds, square bricks, rectangular water pipes, standard round uncolored mobs...

  A Yin was a little speechless:

   "Isn't Jie Nima a little too much?"

   "I don't ask you how good the effect of a two-yuan game is, but at least you don't use the drawing software that comes with the system to design!"

   Just this shit!

  He can do it too!

   "And this is Mario! Even the levels are exactly the same! I can pass this thing with my eyes closed!"

   As he spoke, A Yin started the game.

  Controlled the devilish kitten with a mean expression and took a few steps forward, explaining as he walked:

   "Go forward, hey, jump, trample this little monster to death, push the question mark brick in front, there are gold coins—"

   As he spoke, A Yin controlled the cheap cat to jump up and hit the brick.

However.

  Diu—

  A low sound effect sounded.

   The brick that was supposed to be pushed out of the gold coin was actually moved up one space under everyone's noses!

"Why?"

  A Yin was taken aback for a moment, subconsciously long-pressed to jump.

  Diu—

   There is another sound effect, and the question mark bricks fly higher.

   "What the hell?"

  A Yin finally realized something was wrong:

   "Why doesn't it let me like it?"

  The audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene, and seemed to have begun to realize that there seemed to be something about this game—

  'Hahahaha I'm so **** old, it's the first time I see a brick that can run by itself'

  'Brick: Get up, stay away from me! '

  'Hahahahahaha so disgusting'

  '"I Can Clear the Level with My Eyes Closed"'

  'It seems interesting'

  'What a cheapie...'

   Tried to jump twice more, seeing the bricks hiding higher and higher, and finally having no hope of eating gold coins, A Yin also gave up:

   "Do the math, isn't it just a gold coin, if you don't eat it, don't eat it, there are mushrooms in front of it."

   As he spoke, A Yin continued to move forward, and successfully opened the second question mark brick.

   Ding Dong!

  As the sound effect sounded, the mushroom in A Yin's memory also appeared and slid down a row of bricks.

  A Yin, on the other hand, ran under the bricks early, preparing to eat mushrooms to grow bigger.

  At the same time, I still don't forget to boast: "I really played this game with my eyes closed. Did you see that we can already recite the board..."

   The voice has not yet fallen!

   I saw the purple mushroom sliding down the bricks.

  Being unbiased, let the good fall on Cat Leo.

   Next!

  Seeing Leo, the cat controlled by A Yin, jumped in place and died on the spot!

  At the same time, a line of last words jumped out of his head——

  【This mushroom...is poisonous...】

  A Yin was shocked after a brief period of confusion!

   "No? Ah? I've been playing Super Mario for more than 20 years, and my sister told me that mushrooms are poisonous!!"

   Obviously!

   This outrageous way of death not only shocked A Yin, but also made the audience laugh out loud!

  'Eat mushrooms and die hahahahaha'

  'Mario has listened to jokes about you all your life'

   'This is **** outrageous hahahahahahaha'

  'Young people are in good health, just lie down'

  'Scared out the old Jinmen talk hahahaha'

  'Cause of death: We can carry the board'

  'And the last words really made me laugh so hard'

  'This game is poisonous hahahahahaha...'

at this time!

  From the anchor A Yin to the barrage audience, they really realized how difficult this game is!

   On the surface, the level design of this game seems to be exactly the same as Mario.

  But it is full of dangers, and every step you take may face unexpected traps!

  A Yin took a deep breath, glanced at the joyful little gift of light sticks on the screen, and stabilized his mind:

   "Ah—fuck! I get it! You're provoking me a bit!"

   "His grandma's, play with me so badly! Okay!"

   Talking!

  Seeing that A Yin sat up straight, moved his fingers, and grasped the handle firmly!

   "What the **** am I a PC and somatosensory dual-material game anchor, I can let you catch me?!"

  Back up!

  A Yin's cat Leo starts again!

  Gold coin bricks at the beginning, no more!

  The open mushroom is poisonous, do not eat it!

   Even, by accident, A Yin even escaped the flying fish mob that suddenly jumped out of the first water pipe!

   "...Fuck! Did you see it? Well, it's the number one in Jinmen!"

  A Yin patted his chest:

   "Hey, as for the reaction just now, whoever saw it would say that the young hero is good at it!"

   While talking, A Yin was quite proud, stepped on the mob to death with a small jump, and came under the second water pipe.

   After trying to seduce him twice, A Yin made sure that there would be no more flying fish monsters in the tube.

   He couldn't help laughing:

   "If you look like this pipe, you can tell whether the designer understands Super Mario,"

   "Because old players know that this pipe should be able to pass through the hidden room,"

   "Let's try."

   As he spoke, A Yin stood on the mouth of the water pipe, and then pressed the down arrow key.

as expected!

   After a short pause, Cat Leo gradually entered the water pipe.

  A Yin also nodded appreciatively: "Not bad, if you can remember this hidden level, it means that this designer..."

   The words are not finished yet!

Sudden!

   I saw that the water pipe started to vibrate in place!

   And as the shaking became more and more intense, while everyone was stunned, they saw raging flames emanating from the bottom of the water pipe!

   Immediately afterwards, a rumbling sound came.

  The water pipe turned into a rocket and shot straight into the sky, bringing Cat Leo into the sky and turning into a little star!

   Health: -1

  A Yin: …

   "It means that this forced designer is sick!!"

  Boom!

  Because the scene in front of him was too outrageous, A Yin slapped the table on the spot!

   "Cinema taught you how to do this game!?"

  (end of this chapter)

Chapter end