Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 152

  Chapter 152 Krypton Wear! Four hundred thousand and one family heirloom!

  'Damn it! Whore teacher atmosphere! '

  'It's amazing, more than a thousand people have entered in such a short time'

  'You call this a free game? '

  'Hahahahaha, the money earned in five minutes is enough to buy six TTFs'

  'Actually, most players don't need this krypton, buy a pass at 38 and play slowly, it's completely fun'

  'Who are you scolding? Brother Long, I believe in hand, is a person who hits slowly? '

  'The main thing is a wild consumption, and I can't wait for a second! '

  'Let him drive! Let him drive! Let him drive! '

  The audience all know the strength of the prostitute teacher, a pure local rich krypton player.

  So at this time, the live broadcast room was full of excitement, and everyone was watching the **** teacher awesome while waiting for the unboxing session.

  100 boxes will be purchased soon.

   Click!

  Choose [Open Combination Pack], the screen flashes, and the prostitute teacher finds that he has come to a huge abandoned factory.

  The scene in front of me is so familiar, after a little thought, the prostitute teacher recognized it:

   "Oh—isn't this the spider blasting level of TTF [Blood and Rust]!"

  This underworld level is still fresh in his memory.

  At that time, I didn't know how many times I was killed here.

  Now, when I revisit my old place, I still miss it.

   The voice has not yet fallen!

   buzz—

   Just heard a beep.

  The whoring teacher turned his head to look, and saw a small drone flying over with a fried spider.

  It is slightly different from the fried spider in TTF. The small fried spider in APEX has a cone-shaped head with three sides in total, and it seems to be non-aggressive.

   With a click, the little fried spider landed in front of the whoring teacher, and then, its head began to turn.

   Immediately afterwards, three beams of light, two white and one blue, shot out from its three heads!

   Woohoo—

  Zi! Nourish! Nourish!

boom! boom! boom!

  Three holographic projection devices landed in front of the whoring teacher, presenting different rewards.

   are two pieces of ordinary clothes and a camouflage gun skin.

   "Oh—damn! It's so much fun unboxing!"

   I have never seen such an exquisite out-of-the-box teacher who was so shocked that I was not disturbed by the first wave of blue sky and white clouds at all.

  And the water friends also whispered—

  'It's so exquisite! '

  'Shocked, Xiao Huang even made a map for unpacking, he really made me cry'

  'The main thing is a home away from home'

  'Isn't this much better than the perfunctory attitude of some games? '

  'Xun Teng: You order me? '

  '@迈藤游戏, come here and see what a lottery is, don't cheat your money by holding on to your flash web page turntable! '

  '6666666'

  'The simplest mouth smell, the most extreme enjoyment'

   'is a cruel man'

  'And it seems that the probability of shipment is not bad. There are only more than forty boxes, and there are already two golden legends'

   'Even a double yolk egg, I cried to death'

  'Don't be envious, maybe this is bought with the luck of an heirloom'

   'Hiss...'

  Following the discussion of water friends!

  The whoring teacher's boxes were also reduced one by one, and only the last box was left during the conversation:

   "Ya'er, there are no top-level products, the last box is here, brothers, wait for me to do something!"

   Say it!

   I saw the whoring teacher crossed his hands, making gestures and chanting words at the same time:

   "Heaven and Earth Sanqing! Shhhhh! Taoism is impermanent! Heaven and earth are boundless! Shhhhh!"

   "Borrowing the law of heaven and earth! Yuanyang enters the body! Non-toxic and non-invasive! Almighty magic!"

   "All gods listen to my orders!"

  The funny actions combined with the incomprehensible spells made the water friends in the live broadcast room laugh out loud.

  Even Gu Sheng, who was watching a movie on the sofa, couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: "It has already begun to develop in the direction of metaphysics, as if it can be passed down to the family..."

   The voice has not yet fallen!

"open!!"

   Open with the sound of the prostitute teacher!

  Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!

  Suddenly!

  Three streaks of crimson light suddenly shot out from the explosive spider's body!

  Gu Sheng was dumbfounded on the spot!

   "Hey! Hey! Hey!!"

  Shen Miaomiao yelled louder than Teacher Piao in the live broadcast room, and even bounced directly on the sofa!

   Gu Sheng was so startled that he almost threw the Coke out.

   "Didn't you just say you were tired?"

  Gu Sheng held the Coke with a look of horror on his face:

   "Did Power Boy give you a shot?"

"no no!"

  Shen Miaomiao stood on the sofa, excitedly pointing at the big screen:

   "Out! Out!"

Hahaha! !

  Shen Miaomiao laughed with her hands on her hips.

   What 0.2% probability, 500 boxes can be shipped!

   It's not 100 boxes that come out!

   Very nice!

  Five hundred dollars, stop here, stop your sinful krypton gold behavior!

marvelous!

  I thought I was going to lose a lot tonight, but it turned out to be nothing more than that!

  In this way...

However!

  Before Shen Miaomiao's laughter fell, Gu Sheng shrugged ambiguously and interrupted: "But... Teacher Piao didn't open a butterfly knife..."

   "Hahahaha...huh?"

  Shen Miaomiao's laughter froze in the air.

  Looking at the big screen of the live broadcast, I saw that at this moment, a curved machete with a barb and a blade like flowing magma, faintly steaming with distorted heat waves, was spinning in front of Teacher Piao.

   This is Bangalore's exclusive heirloom, and on the left and right sides of the heirloom, there are opening voices and exclusive actions that match it.

   "Yeah—I'm a bit lucky, brothers, the last box has a family heirloom, but it's a pity that it's the legendary smoke bomb."

   As he spoke, Teacher Piao reached out to the scimitar.

  With a bang, the machete changed from a holographic projection to a materialization the moment it touched Teacher Piao's hand.

   Draw your sword out of its sheath!

  The sharp golden chirping sound is so pleasant.

  Turning up a beautiful knife flower casually, the sound of blazing blades cutting through the air was heard.

  Holding the knife in his hand, Teacher Piao could even feel the scorching heat from the edge.

   Slashed out with a knife, and the air was cut and distorted by the blade.

   "Mist Grass—"

   Teacher Piao exclaimed:

   "This heirloom is so handsome, the texture is absolutely amazing!"

  The studio also agreed—

  'The effect of this scorching blade is great! '

  'It's heirloom quality after all'

  'Each one is so exquisite, why did I suddenly hear the cry of the wallet? '

'broken! My phone flew up to scan the code by itself! '

  'Hahahahahaha outrageous…'

  'But having said that, the first heirloom to produce Yanmei is very profitable. I think Yanmei is most suitable for novices. She can run, fight, and bomb with smoke bombs and missiles'

  'No loss! This wave is not bad! Handsome group! '

  'No loss, no loss! Absolutely no loss! '

'made money…'

   Seeing the barrage of bullets flying by, Shen Miaomiao gritted her teeth!

   What are you talking about! What is it!

   Scary Whale!

  The barrage is simply a group of booing scary whales!

   Don't you think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and cheat other anchors to spend money!

   Almost done!

  It only took 20 minutes, with a passport and a box, more than 1,000 people went in!

   According to this krypton, when will he be a boss!

However!

   Before the righteous indignation in her heart fell!

   Just listen to the voice of Mr. Piao in the live broadcast room:

   "Indeed! No loss! Come again! This wave will be 500 directly!"

   Gudong!

  Shen Miaomiao seemed to have her brainstem taken away by someone, and she slumped directly on the sofa.

  Gu Sheng:?

"you…?"

  Gu Sheng pointed to his head, indicating if little Nezha had some unspeakable secrets in this regard.

   "I'm just tired again!"

  Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes, angrily pulled up her own air conditioner, slapped it on the armrest of the sofa again, and continued to be a salted fish.

Ding! payment successful!

   2500 ocean recharge arrived, 500 boxes in place!

  Shen Miaomiao felt her heart was bleeding! !

  2500x80%x11

  The rebate pool lost another 22,000!

  Shen Miaomiao involuntarily clenched her fists, lying on the armrest of the sofa secretly wishing luck!

"What are you doing?"

  Gu Sheng looked at little Nezha's vigorous appearance, and couldn't help but wonder:

   "The anchor opened the box there, why did you follow it, and it didn't cost you?"

   "You know a hammer!"

  Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes and said she didn't spend my money, but he kept deducting money from my rebate pool:

   "My heart is kind, I can't see the disappointment of the players, is there a problem with me cheering for the anchor?!"

   "No problem, no problem,"

  Seeing that little Nezha spoke his native dialect, Gu Sheng quickly raised his hands in surrender:

   "You are really strange. Most people want to see the anchor lose everything when they open the box. You actually expect the anchor to succeed."

   "Because I have a kind heart!"

  Shen Miaomiao snorted:

   "Your heart is dark!"

   "Fine, I'm dark,"

  Gu Sheng made the same movement of raising his hands and shrugging his shoulders, and then continued to lean on the sofa:

   "Then I will continue to watch the fun."

   The fun is coming soon.

   Maybe because the first heirloom was too easy to open.

  In the next 500 boxes, Mr. Piao didn't even open a single heirloom!

  Amid the voice of 'the next box will come out', Mr. Piao chased another 500 boxes.

   As a result, the family heirloom came out, but it was crooked again. It was the nanny's electric baton!

   "Hey, my mother..."

   Erlian crooked, Teacher Piao couldn't help snorting angrily, a little bit uncontrollably:

   "Come again! Come on! Damn, I don't believe in this evil today!"

   Talking!

   I saw Teacher Piao waved his hand!

  Perhaps because they disliked the slowness of unpacking each one of them, this time, an unmanned transport plane flew directly over from the factory!

   click click click...

  A total of ten small fried spider boxes jumped off the transport plane and formed a neat circle around Teacher Piao!

"open!"

   Bang bang bang bang bang...! !

   Spectacular!

   Ten explosive spiders exploded together, and the rewards flew into the air and fell to the ground like a goddess scattering flowers!

  A piece of blue sky and white clouds!

   "Hey, it's out of stock, open again!"

   Bang bang bang bang bang...! !

   Another ten exploding spiders exploded, and the rewards filled the factory again. Occasionally, gold stars flashed, but it was still not what Teacher Piao wanted!

   "Hey, it's not in stock yet, come again!"

   Bang bang bang bang bang...! !

   "Ha Ma Pi is open! Open! Open!"

   Bang bang bang... bang bang bang... bang bang bang...! !

   Instantly!

  In Teacher Piao's live broadcast room, the sound of exploding spider boxes continued one after another!

   Round after round, piece by piece!

  Shui friends are all excited!

  'Damn it! ! It's spectacular! ! '

  'Ten draws in a row is really cool! '

  'It's amazing! '

  'As expected of Teacher Piao, you are really good! '

  'Suggest Xiao Huang to create a 100-draw pattern for Teacher Piao alone'

  'It's too exaggerated, but the visual effect is really full'

  'But I feel that Teacher Piao is going to be red and warm...'

good!

   Another 499 cases in a row without heirlooms!

  Mr. Piao is getting better and better!

   Big hand wave! payment successful!

  Go ahead!

   Everyone knows it!

  People can't get on top.

  Because once you get on top, the originally stable mental state will quickly collapse.

  Now, this is the case with Mr. Piao!

  The Power Boy's family heirloom, as if deliberately avoiding him, has been called for thousands of times but it still can't come out!

  Mr. Piao's blood pressure was soaring, and his mentality changed from being calm and calm at the beginning to gradually becoming delirious!

  Even later, whether or not he really likes butterfly knives is no longer important to Mr. Piao!

   This is a battle of dignity, the red temperature is full, and the abyss of wild gambling! !

   "Hey! No! Come again..."

   "My bud is red! Alas, my grass is a robot's glove..."

   "If you really don't come, I don't believe you won't come! Damn, come another 1000 boxes!"

   "I don't believe it on my own. Is this thing so difficult to smoke?"

   "Ri Lima's snakeskin hammer! Open it! Open! Open! Open! I'll blanch! blanch! blanch!"

   "Grass! Come on! Krypton! If I don't draw a butterfly knife today, I won't let it go!"

   "I don't believe it anymore, my motherfucker, if you just wear it today, you must use a butterfly knife!"

   "Another 1,000 boxes will fill me up!!"

   "Ah ah ah..."

   From 500 cases to 800 cases, from 1000 cases to 5000 cases!

  The number of boxes has increased wildly!

   From a few hundred krypton to thousands of krypton, from thousands of krypton to tens of thousands of krypton!

  Krypton money multiplied geometrically!

  From Lastimosa to Gu Sheng, from Guanyin of the South China Sea to **** Christ!

  Mr. Piao's beliefs are getting more and more confused!

  From the Tao Te Ching to the Diamond Sutra, from the Great Compassion Mantra to good luck!

  The BGM in the live broadcast room came and went!

   Bang bang bang! ZoomZoomZoom!

   Various rewards flying all over the sky are the blooming of money and a grand event of banknotes!

   The crimson light that burst out one after another is the strongest adrenaline, and even the most potent poison!

  From Bloodhound's Raven Bite Tomahawk, to Illusion's little Oscar statuette.

  From Gibraltar's Flame Rod to Valkyrie's Valkyrie Spear.

   And all kinds of heirlooms will appear in turn, feasting the eyes of water lovers!

one! two! three!

  Five! seven! nine!

  From 8:30pm to 12:30am!

finally!

  With the opening of the 7892nd box, the abyss of gambling has finally come to an end! !

  Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!

  When the red light flashes and the butterfly knife appears!

  Mr. Piao couldn't help it on the spot, and cried loudly, happily like a child weighing more than 300 catties!

   Nearly eight thousand boxes! Four hours of live streaming! Nearly 40,000 yuan of crazy bombardment!

   This is an heirloom worth 400,000 tokens!

  The appearance of Power Boy's Butterfly Knife also fills in the last piece of the puzzle among all his APEX skin accessories!

this moment!

  Avatars, taunts, clothing, gun skins, exhaust, pendants, flags, actions, heirlooms...

  He already has all the rewards that can be obtained in APEX!

  Krypton wear!

  The live room exploded instantly!

crazy! crazy!

  Ms. Krypton is crazy! The water friends are crazy! Gu Sheng laughed like crazy!

  Shen Miaomiao is really crazy! !

  (end of this chapter)

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