Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 117

  Chapter 117 The official version of the rebate system! Embark on a new journey!

That night.

  23:59 AM.

  Shen Miaomiao nestled on her own small bed, wrapped in a small pink quilt, and watched the countdown on the official website of Art Games.

  The river view mansion that was rented for tens of thousands of yuan a month was replaced by a one-bedroom, one-living room in an ordinary community.

  The luxurious and spacious living room is gone, the dreamy veiled bed is gone, and there is not even a separate study room.

  Now she only puts the computer on the lazy desk and works on the single bed.

Yes.

  The battle with Xunteng Technology in the runaway state, although Chen Guangde and Xunteng suffered heavy losses and complained endlessly, they tucked their tails and behaved well (at least for Golden Wind).

  But Shen Miaomiao's own losses were equally heavy.

   Burned 107 deposits in a week, together with deposits, last year's dividends and most of this year's salary.

  Now she only has a monthly salary of more than 5,600 yuan.

   Not to mention comparing with senior executives such as Gu Shengjiangyun, her current salary level is not even as high as the company's sweeping lady.

  More than 5,600 yuan.

  If it is in a second or third tier city, if Shen Miaomiao is a child of an ordinary family.

  Then this salary is not much, but it can also live a good life.

   But the problem is that she is not a child of an ordinary family, and this is not a second or third tier city.

   "Life is hard..."

  Shen Miaomiao sighed and wrapped her little quilt tightly.

   Fortunately, this embarrassing situation won't last for too long.

   At this time, there is still the last minute before the release of Yiyou x2.

   At the end of the countdown, Yiyou x2 will officially start selling. At the same time, the other two **** masterpieces such as "Titanfall" and the first batch of games landing in the somatosensory cabin will also start selling simultaneously.

  170 million investment, 198 sale price.

  Even under Yiyou's preferential policies for **** masterpieces, this work does not have a commission, and Titanfall still needs to sell nearly 860,000 copies to realize the return.

it's out of the question.

  Shen Miaomiao was very determined.

  Because as far as she knows, the first mass production of Yiyou x2 is only 1 million units, and it will be released globally.

  Afterwards, according to the specific sales volume and trends, the production quantity of the second batch of production machines will be determined.

   Production takes time. If the sales volume is good, and the second batch of somatosensory pods also chooses to produce 1 million units, it will take at least one and a half to two months to come off the production line.

   And by then, his own system has already been settled.

   That is to say, if Titanfall wants to make back its capital, two conditions must be met!

First!

   It is to ensure that among the first batch of somatosensory cabins, the purchase rate reaches more than 85%!

   Next!

   Also ensure that Yiyou x2 sells out the first batch of one million units before the settlement time of its own system is completed!

   After all, Titanfall is the exclusive **** of Yiyou x2!

   You must have a machine to buy and play.

  If you want to sell, you must first ensure that the market size is sufficient!

so!

   This is simply an impossible task!

  Shen Miaomiao is full of confidence!

  Shen Miaomiao was extremely determined!

  Shen Miaomiao is blessed with divine help!

  Shen Miaomiao will definitely suffer!

   When the system settlement is completed, I will return to the bungalow villa, live a refined and petty life, and regain my status as a little rich woman!

  Thinking about it, Shen Miaomiao chuckled, unscrewed Helena's black bandage cream that had been mixed with water, scraped out the last little bit, and spread it on her small face.

Ding!

   And at this moment!

  Shen Miaomiao just listened to the friendly and pleasant system prompt sound in her mind!

coming!

  It's twelve o'clock in the morning!

  The official website of Yiyou has been refreshed, the brand new Yiyou x2 equipped with a full sensory assistance system, and the first drama masterpiece "Titanfall" created by Golden Wind—

  Global launch simultaneously!

   And the next second!

   Something unexpected happened!

  Originally, Shen Miaomiao was ready to read the details of this investment, but to her surprise, just after that crisp sound, an electronically synthesized female voice spoke in her mind—

  【It is detected that the total investment of a single project exceeds 100 million yuan, and the profit and loss summary of historical projects will be automatically opened within the specified time...】

  【Project 001-"Cat Leo": Profit】

  【Project 002-"Who Is the Father": Profit】

  【Project 003-"Vampire Survivor": Loss】

  【Project 004-"Phobia": Profit】

  【Project 005-"Left 4 Dead": Loss】

  【Project 006-"PUBG Mobile": Profit】

  【Project 007-"Overcooked Kitchen": Profit】

  【Summary completed】

  【Total number of items: 7】

  【Number of profitable projects: 5】

  【Profit ratio: 71.43%】

  【After approval, the amount of a single investment project of the host exceeds 100 million yuan and the profit accounts for more than 60%】

  【Trial version investment rebate system automatically closes】

  【Loading...loading complete...】

  【Investment rebate system v1.0 official version】

  【Officially open! 】

  Ward hair? !

  Shen Miaomiao jumped up from the bed in a jiffy, and even almost overturned the lazy table!

   Is there an official version of this thing?

   Or to put it another way...

   All I played before were trial versions? !

and!

   Look at the v1.0 version number behind the official version of the system... There will be version updates in the future! ?

   Hiss—

  Shen Miaomiao gasped, smacked her lips, and her big eyes shone brightly.

  Training is over!

  The new journey starts now!

  Think here!

  Shen Miaomiao couldn't wait, reopened the official version of the system, and carefully read the version update instructions!

  【Investment rebate system v1.0 official version】

  【Introduction: When the investment in a single project reaches 100 million yuan, or the total number of investment projects is greater than 10, the system will automatically start detection, and if the conditions are met, the system will be upgraded to the official version】

【Release Notes:】

  【①Rebate ratio: basic rebate ratio remains the same, starting with ten times rebate】

  【② Rebate Time: Basic rebate settlement time will be determined by the system based on comprehensive data, and will be automatically generated within 1-4 weeks】

  【③ New mechanism: rebate time extension mechanism】

After the establishment of the project, the host can lock the cost at any time, generate a rebate document, and adjust the settlement time before the document is officially launched. For every +1 day of the basic settlement time, the project rebate rate will be +1 times, and the total rate will be up to 100 times (without any bonus case).

  【④ New mechanism: ? ? ? 】

  Unlocked after settlement of this project.

  I—damn—! !

  The new official rebate system made Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but exclaim!

   This is a complete upgrade!

  With the basic multiplier unchanged, I can start to adjust the rebate time and multiplier!

  Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao hurriedly called up the system receipt of "Titanfall"!

   Although theoretically speaking, the project receipt has already been activated and cannot enjoy the time multiplier adjustment, but the system considered that the upgrade and receipt activation are synchronized, so Shen Miaomiao was given an extra ten minutes to familiarize herself with the functions of the official version.

  【Project: Titanfall】

  【Project investment amount: 170 million yuan】

  【Project settlement time: 14 days (+0 days)】

  【Project rebate ratio: 10 times (+0 times)】

  【Current revenue amount: 0 yuan】

  【Estimated rebate amount: 1.7 billion yuan】

  【Remaining settlement time: waiting to open】

   "This is fun..."

   While speaking, Shen Miaomiao tried to maximize the rebate rate of the project in her mind!

  【Project settlement time: 14 days (+90 days)】

  【Project rebate ratio: 10 times (+90 times)】

  【Estimated rebate amount: 17 billion yuan】

   "ohhhhhhhh—"

  17 billion!

  If so much money is stuffed into her small coffers, then she will be able to realize the freedom of wealth in an instant, and start a life of salted fish from then on!

certainly!

  This situation only exists in dreams.

  Because if you want to get the 17 billion, you must ensure that "Titanfall" cannot be sold for three and a half consecutive months.

   Too much bullshit.

  So, having fun for a while, Shen Miaomiao pulled back the sliding button again, making it stay at the "+1" position.

  Give it a try.

  An extra day will double the rebate!

   In just 15 days, the sales volume of Yiyou x2 may not exceed half.

  Even if it sold 500,000 units, and every buyer bought Titanfall, that's only 500,000 copies, and the total sales were 99 million, rounded to 100 million.

  No WYSIWYG, 170 million minus 100 million, leaving 70 million, 11 times rebate—

  770 million.

take off! !

   "Hmph, thief, I want Xianyu to stand up!"

   Talking!

  Shen Miaomiao raised her hand!

   The document is locked in my mind, and the official version of the system is launched!

  【Project: Titanfall】

  【Project investment amount: 170 million yuan】

  【Project settlement time: 14 days (+1 day)】

  【Project rebate ratio: 10 times (+1 times)】

  【Current revenue amount: 0 yuan】

  【Estimated rebate amount: 1.87 billion yuan】

  【Remaining settlement time: 14 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds...】

   No time to explain!

   Make money!

   "Ya'er, I'm the ultimate watermelon banana peeler!"

   One day later!

weekend.

   In the teacher's live broadcast room, the pigskin bully excitedly patted the packing box of Yiyou x2 beside him, happily like a child of three hundred catties:

   "Hey, just to allow everyone to see the new generation of x2 sooner, me, Eggplant, Lao Ma and several other brothers and sisters,"

   "Go straight to the manufacturer of Yiyou, and I told their product manager at the time: Do you still want this thing to appear in Shark? If you want to appear, quickly deliver it to us on the spot,"

   "Wow - that product manager was intimidated at the time, you know, he personally sent someone to transfer us from the factory..."

   What the prostitute teacher said was full of spittle, full of pride!

  But the water friends in the live broadcast room have already burst into laughter—

  'Translation: We can't wait for the delivery, so we are in a hurry to turn online to offline'

  'So you are acting as a wave of couriers yourself? '

  'What are you talking about? This is what you call it! The courier is not as fast as this gang, my somatosensory cabin is still on the way, and it will arrive tomorrow morning'

  'The main thing is a can't wait'

  'This gang is outrageous...'

  'The pigskin bully seems to have been transported directly by air, from the south of Henan to Shanghai'

  'But there is one thing to say, it's really fast'

  'Don't brag about the prostitute teacher, it's ok, let's unpack the express delivery'

  With the urging of the barrage, the whoring teacher also knew that his bragging had been exposed, so he scratched his head in embarrassment, and called the apprentice to push the somatosensory cabin to the camera.

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

  As the wooden shelf packaging was pried open, the two men dragged the cardboard box out together, unpacked the inner three layers and outer three layers of packaging, and connected the wiring.

finally.

  A pitch-black somatosensory cabin with sharp edges and corners appeared in front of the camera.

  The sharp-edged appearance makes it look like a warrior in the dark, and the radiant breathing light strips are dotted on the corners.

  On the somatosensory hatch, the LOGO of Yiyou is restrained and stylish.

   "Ya, this is really handsome—"

  Walking around the somatosensory cabin three times, the prostitute teacher repeatedly sighed, and then said:

   "Xiaoyi Xiaoyi?"

  【Hey, I'm here. 】

  As a well-behaved female voice responded, the door of the voice recognition somatosensory cabin opened, revealing the cockpit inside.

  Speech recognition is no longer a novelty in this world.

  However, this is the first time it has been used in the somatosensory cabin.

   That's the name... so unremarkable.

  The whoring teacher fumbled for a long time, and then couldn't wait to enter the somatosensory cabin.

   Click.

  As the hatch closed, Xiaoyi's reminder sounded—

  Welcome to 【Slaying the Dragon】, do you need to enable the "Full Sense Assist System"?

   (When enabled, we will scan your health status in real time)

  Professor knows that the biggest core competitiveness of Yiyou x2, a somatosensory cabin, is the newly added "full sensory assistance" system.

  With the help of this technology, the immersion of the game will be further enhanced, and the feedback and experience that is infinitely closer to reality will be felt.

   "On."

  I bought it just for this thing!

  Without hesitation, the prostitute teacher chose to open it.

   And after the scan results showed that it was qualified, it was another pain adjustment.

  Yes, with the blessing of the full-sensing assist system, Yiyou x2 has realized the addition of pain for the first time while completely ensuring safety.

   There are five gears from low to high. Players can choose to adjust after the experience, and the system will intelligently float within the threshold of this gear.

  Smart floating is a must, because there are highs and lows of pain.

  Some players may have chosen the fifth level of simulation, and the main focus is a reality.

   Then he will feel real pain when he is hit in the mouth, but the system will also weaken it as appropriate if he is shot, broken, stabbed, or has a baby.

  In short, under the seven rounds of tests conducted by relevant quality inspection departments and authoritative medical institutions, this "full sensory assistive technology" of Yiyou can guarantee 100% safety.

  The situation is like this, the next step is to see if you dare to go to fifth gear.

  'Fifth gear! The prostitute teacher is full! '

  'It's okay, don't be afraid of whoring teacher, you are dead and a hundred thousand water friends go to Yiyou! '

  'Twelve items of authoritative institutions have passed the test, don't worry about whoring teachers, just say you dare or not'

  'The pain of reverse smoking is over, come on, teacher whoring, I believe in you! '

  'No more beeps, five gears and ten rockets directly'

  'You spend money to buy your life, right? '

   'Hahahahahahahaha'

  'I think you all want to eat pork...'

  Shui friends always watch the fun and don't think it's a big deal.

   But it's hard for the whoring teacher to ride a tiger.

   No fifth gear? I am more comfortable, but the water friends are not happy.

   Fifth gear? The ghost knows how outrageous the final pain presentation of this fifth gear will be.

   Some trade-offs!

finally!

  Professor is still prostrated by the screen full of cards and airplane rockets!

   "Hey, I don't care! I, Nima, have the ultimate bravery of the hammer! Fifth gear!"

   There was a burst of cheers in the barrage!

  'Niu Pi, wait for a grin'

  'Brave pigs are not afraid of difficulties'

  'It's a pity that there is no childbirth simulator in this game, otherwise we must let Sao Zhu have one'

  'Xiao Ma, let's make a deal, and bet on when the prostitute teacher can't survive the fifth gear'

  'Now I'm curious about the effect of using this thing to run phobia. Will twisting the neck hurt? '

  'Are you a living **** king? '

  'Golden Wind & Gu Sheng: Received, the next one is a horror game'

  'Human words? '

  'Golden Wind pointed at the barrage to make a game stone hammer'

  'Hahahahaha…'

  After some preparations!

  The full sensory system is loaded, and the five levels of pain are also set.

  The next step is to choose a game to experience!

"this…"

  The prostitute teacher smacked his lips, entered the x2 zone of the game platform, looked at the dozen games and said:

   "I don't think this should be a good choice, brothers,"

   "I believe that there are many brothers in the live broadcast room, like me, who are attracted by the mecha."

  Teacher Whoring has been a great anchor for many years. He knows exactly what the audience wants to watch, and the rhythm of the live broadcast is perfectly controlled.

  As soon as this remark came out, there was a burst of 'secondary discussion' in the live broadcast room!

  After rounds of announcements, players' expectations for this game have almost reached their peak!

   Now that the game has been released, everyone wants to see if this highly anticipated masterpiece of the golden wind collection story is worthy of its name!

  Of course, the reason why he chose "Fall of Titans" is that the prostitute teacher also has his own selfish motives.

  'It stands to reason... mecha games shouldn't hurt much...'

  'If it doesn't work, I'll go to the machine armor. As long as my armor is thick enough, no one can hurt me...'

Click to buy!

  Escort masterpieces have been preloaded in the somatosensory cabin.

   So after payment, it will be unlocked immediately!

   Click to start the game!

  The picture is plunged into darkness.

  The barrage was full of noise. Players moved their small benches and sat down to watch. The popularity of the live broadcast room was as high as 30 million. At this time, the speed was still visible to the naked eye and continued to soar!

  The prostitute teacher took a deep breath—

   "Brothers, the game begins!"

  chichi—

  Boom! !

   The voice has not yet fallen!

  Rockets are coming!

  The promotional video that has been watched countless times reappeared in the live broadcast room.

  But from the perspective of the prostitute teacher, the senses are completely different!

   Instantly!

  The smell of gunpowder smoke entered his nostrils!

  The shaking of the earth, the screams in the ears, the scorching battlefield, the death wind of stray bullets passing by the ears!

  The mammoth mecha covers the sky and the sun, and the terrifying steel collision shocks the heart!

   And when the well-deserved expectations are over and all is quiet again!

  The screen fell into darkness again, and the four-character level name was displayed in the lower left corner of the UI—

  【Pilot Trial】

  A strong smell of engine oil wafted over.

   Immediately afterwards, a rough and thick male voice came, as if greeting him:

   "Rifleman Cooper, here we go."

  (end of this chapter)

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