Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 118

  Chapter 118 Where is my Titan? How about a titan that big? !

   Slowly opened his eyes.

  The cold and solid steel color comes into view.

  The bright yellow railings, the floor with metallic luster, the sparks from the electric welding in the distance fell on the ground, splashing a little orange red on the cold steel blue ground.

  Behind the railing, stands a huge humanoid robot that looks like it has been battle-hardened. The combination of steel body and flexible bearings all show its heavy industrial mechanical aesthetics from the inside.

   Nearby, a veteran with white hair and a scar on his left face was leaning on the railing to look at him.

   "Damn it..."

   Teacher Piao couldn't help but gasped.

   What the **** did the blogger named Game Microscope guess right!

  I'm not a Pilot!

  I'm just an ordinary, ordinary rifleman!

"Oh oh oh oh,"

  Hearing the veteran calling himself, Teacher Piao hurriedly responded, and glanced at the electronic dog tag that appeared on the veteran's chest:

   "Lala... Moss... Oh, Captain Lastimosa, hello..."

   Have to admit!

  With the blessing of omnisense and omnisense assistive technology, the environment created by the whole game is too realistic!

   Teacher Piao can clearly feel that at this moment, he is on a moving spaceship!

  Because he could clearly feel the slight bumps coming from the cockpit under his buttocks, as well as the faint rumbling sound coming from his ears!

   And Lastimosa, whether it is the tone of speech or the pace of walking, is extremely smooth, without the slightest sense of rigidity and sluggishness of NPCs in other games.

even!

  In every move, there is a calm and determined atmosphere that has been battle-tested, serious but not strict, completely looking like a loyal elder.

   With such a magnanimity, for a while, he even calmed down the coquettish pig who had always been running the train with his mouth full.

  The barrage burst into laughter:

  'Today is a good pig'

  'Mr. Captain, what kind of nickname is this?'

  'Panicked, Teacher Piao is visibly nervous'

  'It seems that I saw the dean outside the back door window while chatting with my deskmate'

  'Grass, so scary'

  'Mr. La's scarred face is really fierce'

  'What kind of nickname is Teacher La? ? ? '

  'But Teacher La is very kind, not fierce at all'

  'Teacher La is an iron pilot, he looks better than the equipment of other people on board'

  'Sure, the titan behind the railing should belong to Teacher La'

   "Teacher? Boy, you are the first to call me that, hehehe..."

   While talking, Captain Tieyu also walked to Teacher Piao with a smile.

  At this time, Mr. Piao is sitting in a cockpit, and I don't know what it is for.

  The captain walked outside the cockpit to have a look, then patted the cockpit shell, frowning.

   "Damn it, the sims on the ship are all restarted,"

   As he spoke, the captain returned to the railing and waved his hand:

   "Pull down that lever above your head, we have to reset."

  Following the captain's instructions, Teacher Piao pulled the lever.

  Crololon!

   Just listen to a shock!

   On the left and right sides of the cockpit, the automatic doors closed, shutting Mr. Piao inside.

   "Huh? Ya'er!"

   Teacher Piao finally realized it!

   "I'm fucking... in the motion sensor cabin... using the motion sensor cabin???"

   Matryoshka!

  The strange and reasonable setting made Mr. Piao laugh.

  After a debugging session!

   I saw a burst of firefly-like white spots flashing by!

   Opening his eyes again, Teacher Piao found himself standing in a courtyard corridor.

  A faint fragrance of flowers came, and a man-made stream meandered in the middle of the corridor.

   Not far away, on a wooden beam about the height of the calf, Mr. La was sitting wearing a handsome X-shaped iron pilot helmet.

   "Damn! Teacher, this helmet is really invincible and handsome Flying Tomato!"

  The high-tech helmet is sprayed with dragon-shaped graffiti, a yellow triangle square scarf around the neck, plus the khaki battle suit and advanced iron pilot equipment.

  Lastimosa just sat there, like a battle-tested cheetah!

  Move like a mountain, invade like fire!

   This is the sense of oppression of the iron pilot!

   So handsome.

  Mr. Piao sincerely sighed.

  This equipment, this style, this wear, this texture...

   Isn't this better than the roasted chicken on the battlefield with a bare back and bare legs?

   "Haha, well, there is no need to say more about compliments,"

  Although he said so, Mr. Piao's words seemed to make Lastimosa very happy:

   "Actually I shouldn't be training you, but I think you have potential,"

   "Besides... Now that the battle is so fierce, who cares about class?"

   Talking!

  Lastimosa stood up, clapped his hands, and pointed to the front of the corridor:

   "Let's go boy, keep going, run!"

   Novice training levels!

  This is not a difficult task for Mr. Piao.

   After all, he has the base of Left 4 Dead and PUBG experience.

  Whether it is running, jumping, or shoveling, it can be done with silky smoothness.

"very nice…"

"very good…"

   "Beautifully done..."

  Lastimosa seems to be very good at encouraging teaching.

  Mr. Piao, who has been continuously encouraged, is getting more and more motivated!

  Because the movement fluency in this game is much higher than the previous Golden Wind game!

  Not to mention other things, just running and jumping, you can feel happy.

   Soon, after shoveling through a rock gap, the originally smooth road ahead disappeared.

   Instead, there is a wooden wall perpendicular to the ground.

   Teacher La's voice sounded:

   "The real test is coming, boy, turn on the jumping equipment assistance,"

   "Jumping equipment operates on the principle of natural stability, calibrate your jumping equipment, and take advantage of inertia to slide over that wall!"

oh? !

   Listen to this!

   Teacher Piao couldn't help but his eyes lit up!

  In the promotional film before, he had a deep memory of the scene of Tie Yu's "flying over the eaves and walls".

   Wall slide jump.

  Put your body on the wall and rely on the propulsion force of the jumping device to complete it.

  Elegant, chic and handsome.

  The most important thing is that it seems that the operation is not complicated.

  Simple pretense!

  Mr. Piao has been coveting this operation for a long time.

  Now, the opportunity is in front of him, so he is naturally excited!

   A run-up!

  The propelling flames of the jumping equipment behind him spurt out!

   "I jumped directly with a Tomato Flying Invincible Pigskin Bully, and there was a handsome—"

  Boom!

   Before the words fell, there was a muffled sound!

  Mr. Scoop took off straight from the edge of the broken road.

   Then, like a dump truck, he threw himself against the wall.

   There was a dead silence.

   After a long while, a sentence floated faintly in the bullet screen——

   'A wild boar hits a tree…'

   Next!

  Teacher Piao's screams and screams sounded at the same time as the live broadcast room burst into laughter!

   'God **** boar hit tree'

  'Hahahahahaha the grass is too vivid, I didn't hold back'

  'Does it sound good, good sound is a good head'

  'Mr. Piao's scream is no less than smoking backwards'

  'Just listening to it makes my head buzzing…'

  'Who the **** is so bad, you have to make Teacher Piao go up to the fifth gear? Oh it's me...'

  'The principle of conservation of smiles, right?'

   "Mr. Piao hit a tree?"

at the same time!

  Dai Xiaomei, who just managed to pass the wall jump, saw the barrage to report, and couldn't help laughing, it was a mocking meal!

   "Teacher Piao can't do that either!"

   "This comprehension is not as good as mine!"

   "Teacher La taught him that he was blind in vain."

   Saying that, Dai Xiaomei even slid back along the wall!

   Back and forth twice!

   The movements are really impressive!

   Even Lastimosa couldn't help nodding in praise:

   "That's right, your movements are getting more and more proficient, I'm not mistaken, your potential is really good!"

   "Hey, of course!"

  Dai Xiaomei, who was praised, grinned:

   "Teach me and you will enjoy great blessings. What stands out about me is that I have a high understanding!"

   Talking!

  Dai Xiaomei also came to another broken road following the light and shadow of Lastimosa.

   There is no place to stand in the middle of this broken circuit, and the other end of the broken circuit is higher than this one.

  Dai Xiaomei understood it at a glance, and said before Teacher La opened her mouth:

   "I understand this, I understand this very well, double jump, right?"

  In the promotional video, Iron Pilot avoids the exploding spider robot by double jumping in the air.

   'Hiss—'

  The barrage gasped.

  'Everyone will rush to answer? '

  'It's broken, this game actually made her understand'

  'One thing to say, the old woman's understanding is indeed not bad'

  'Teacher La: Maybe this kid can really become an iron pilot'

  'Sensing cabin games are more or less related to athletic talent'

  'The old woman can play this game, she can get started really quickly'

  'After all, I also came from PUBG, so I have some background'

  Looking at the affirmation on the barrage, and listening to Teacher La's praise, Dai Xiaomei has unprecedented confidence and is ready for the whole trick!

   "Brothers! Let me show you what a natural iron pilot is!"

   Talking!

   I saw the little sister Dai make a run-up, and when she came to the side of the broken road, she made a sliding shovel!

   Chi lhoo-! !

  Exquisite distance control allows her to perfectly activate the jumping backpack the moment she slides out of the broken circuit!

  The jumping device behind her ignites and boosts, and the little girl jumps high!

  Light movements made Dai Xiaomei feel as if she had escaped gravity and mastered the ability to fly.

  The next moment, an operation that made the water friends even more dumbfounded appeared.

  Like a graceful ballerina!

   I saw that after a perfect slide jump, the little girl made a roundabout in the air. At the same time, one leg was bent, and the other leg was stretched far away, and she made another preparation for the slide to land!

  Sliding shovel roundabout double jump!

this moment! All the audience in the live broadcast room held their breath!

   Step!

  Dai Xiaomei's outstretched toes precisely stepped on the high platform on the other side!

  The strong thrust of the jumping device pushed her body forward rapidly!

  Everything is so precise, elegant and perfect!

   Except that the height is not enough, and her other leg can't be retracted...

  Next second!

  Chila—

  Dai Xiaomei's one leg slipped along the road, but the other leg was too late to retract!

   Just heard a bang!

  The whole person got stuck on the curb!

'oh-! ! '

  'Hiss—! ! '

'oh-! ! '

   In the live broadcast room, there was a sudden exclamation!

  Everyone clamped their legs tightly, as if they could feel the terrible phantom pain!

   'Ward... sent...'

   'Good...it hurts...'

  'Isn't the old woman in fifth gear? '

'right…'

  'Hiss—so miserable—'

  'just beat it…'

   'It feels like a shadow of nightmare-level pain'

  'Although I don't have it, it doesn't affect my empathy'

  'I don't even dare to look at it…'

  Long time!

  Only in the somatosensory cabin, the trembling and weak voice of the little girl rang out:

   "I...apply...to lower the pain perception by one notch..."

   "Please..."

   Unimaginable realistic experience!

  Excellent detail polishing, coupled with the blessing of Yiyou's new generation of full-sensing assistive technology!

  As Gu Sheng said!

   Now!

  The door to a new world has opened!

  A colorful real virtual world is being presented!

   And Titanfall is undoubtedly the first pioneer of this new world!

  A short training level has already amazed all the anchors playing!

  The smooth sliding shovel, wall sliding jump, two-stage boosting in the promotional video are also presented with the most perfect sense of operation!

  One time!

  In the game areas of all live platforms, nine out of ten anchors are actually playing this game!

   In full swing!

   After the teaching experience, the game's ingenious 'racing simulation' also attracted countless anchors to play it!

  Although this is a simple parkour map!

  Although the purpose of this level of the game is the simplest "destroy 15 targets as quickly as possible and cross the finish line".

   But it still attracted countless anchors to try again and again!

   Some people even played for eight hours!

  Just to be on top of the global racing leaderboard!

   Continuous jump acceleration, grenade push start, wrap-around boost acceleration...

  The original two-minute time limit stipulated by Lastimosa has been broken and refreshed by players time and time again!

   One minute, half a minute, twenty seconds, fifteen seconds!

  Even three days later, a player from the United States with an ID named [octane (octane)] started with two grenades, and finally topped the list with a time of 3.9 seconds, unsurpassed for a long time!

certainly!

   Fanatical players like Octane are still in the minority.

  More people chose to continue to advance the game plot after completing two laps of training.

   Because according to Lastimosa!

  In the second half of training, players will be able to drive their own Titans themselves!

   "...So, teacher, this is the reflection of your hometown?"

  Following Lastimosa out of the training room to the outer platform, Tuanzi asked.

  There are mountains and mountains in the distance, and the green fields are endless.

   Not far away, there is a gurgling stream, and several peach trees with pink flowers are dotted on both sides.

  The green mountains and green waters are refreshing.

   "Well, it was inspired by my home planet, Harmony, where I grew up,"

  Looking at the charming scenery, Lastimosa nodded:

   "And that's what we fight for, Kubo,"

   "For a world without metal and gunpowder, for a peaceful and prosperous world."

   said.

  Lastimosa took a deep breath, as if he wanted to feel the taste of his once peaceful hometown.

   "After the Battle of Ceres, we regained one-tenth of the border. Our rebel army is getting bigger and bigger. Every day there are soldiers like you who are willing to join us and are willing to resist the tyranny of the IMC,"

  Speaking of this, Lastimosa was full of fighting spirit, and pointed to the mighty steel giant in the distance:

   "Let me introduce, BT-7274, he is my partner, developed by our rebel army, not stolen from the IMC."

   "He?" Tuanzi noticed Lastimosa's address on the subtitle: "The 'he' next to the single?"

   "Yes, he,"

  Lastimosa sat on the edge of the platform:

   "No pilot sees his titan as a mere machine,"

   "When you become a pilot, you will understand what I said,"

   "Now, call in a Titan of your own!"

  Listening to what the teacher said, Tuanzi seemed to understand but half understood.

   But when he heard that he had a Titan to open, he put this philosophical thinking aside for the time being!

   Coming to the edge of the platform, Tuanzi pressed his simulated iron pilot watch, and the Titan model of FS-1041 was displayed on the watch.

  Lastimosa's reminder voice also came: "Look at the sky boy! Your Titan is coming!"

   Heard the words!

  Danzi looked at the sky—

  Boom!

   With a muffled sound!

  On the sky, a bright and dazzling star lit up.

   Immediately afterwards, a thunderous sound rolled over.

  As the star became brighter and brighter, a tall and domineering steel body, dragging flames, descended from the sky!

this moment!

  The live broadcast room is boiling!

  'ohhhhhhh—Low Earth orbit launch! Looks even better in game! '

  'This design is so **** amazing! '

  'Isn't it necessary to become an iron pilot to drive a Titan? '

  'This is a simulation training'

'who cares! As long as there is a Titan that can drive it! I've been coveting BT for a long time! '

  'How dare you still covet Teacher La's titan? '

  'Lastimosa: Did I give you face? Have you really never seen a black hand? '

  'If you dare to **** the teacher, the wires will be pulled out by you'

  'Hahahahahaha outrageous…'

   Seeing this scene, Tuanzi also screamed!

   "Ahhhhhh-Titans! Mine! My Titans! I have Tai..."

However!

   The voice has not yet fallen!

   The picture was blurred for a while!

   FS-1041 got stuck in the air before it even hit the ground!

  Next second!

  The simulation cabin in the game is automatically opened, and the voice of Lastimosa also comes:

   "Okay boy, something big has happened, we have to prepare quickly."

   Watching the phalanx of riflemen rushing outside gather, one after another nervous-looking fighters walked through the corridor in front of them.

   Duanzi is not well!

   Break like this?

   "Damn it?! Is it time to start a war?! I'm a Titan! I'm such a big Titan! I haven't seen what it looks like yet..."

   It's so annoying!

  The dumpling is about to hit the somatosensory cabin.

   This is his grandma who designed the script! It's as abominable as a broken chapter dog writing a novel!

   is angry!

  In the corridor, a man named Captain Cole came over and threw the gun to the regiment:

   "Leave Kubo, don't be in a daze!"

   "Hey, Cole,"

  Lastimosa patted Cole on the shoulder:

   "Don't worry, he just finished the simulation training, he needs to slow down,"

   "This kid is a good seed, trust him, he can do it."

Snapped!

  Hearing this, Kerr saluted Teacher La: "Yes! Sir!"

   Seeing the scene in front of him, Tuanzi was secretly startled.

  You must know that Teacher La's military rank is also a captain, but the military rank of the same captain still has to salute Teacher La and call him an officer.

   It is enough to show the high status of the iron pilot.

  Thinking.

   Seeing Lastimosa fit a small knife into a shoebox-sized cylindrical core, he smiled at her:

   "Boy, you are the first person to call me teacher, and I will do my best to train you to become a pilot, but it seems too late today..."

   While talking, the alarm in the cabin also sounded.

  The majestic and majestic symphony slowly cut in, and the troops assembled in a hurry. Everyone, even another iron pilot named Anderson, greeted Teacher La.

   Click!

  As Mr. La put the core into BT's head, the gigantic Titan began to operate.

  The real control cabin was opened, and Lastimosa logged into Titan, turned his head and said to Tuanzi:

   "Today we are going to a new planet, maybe we will die there, protect yourself kid, good luck!"

   "Good luck! Teacher!"

  Danko looked at Lastimosa who was sitting in the Titan's cab, and stretched out his thumb.

   Next.

  The screen gradually becomes darker.

  Black smudges the entire screen.

  The grand and tragic symphony repertoire was played, and the curtain opened

  The shining golden GW letter LOGO slowly emerges—

  【Golden Wind Game】

  【For you】

  The screen slowly lights up again.

  Beyond the huge planetary clouds, the name of the game officially emerged—

  【Titanfall】

  【Titan Fall】

  As the camera gradually advances, the name of the game gradually fades away. A single-person rescue capsule dragging the wake runs through the name of the game. Outside the atmosphere, it shines with dazzling light and falls to the planet under the clouds—

  (end of this chapter)

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