Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 119

  Chapter 119 Dog thief Gu Sheng, I am at odds with you! !

   Radio) We've been hit by an anti-orbit attack on Typhon!"

   Radio) IMC attack aircraft spotted! IMC attack aircraft spotted! They're on the port side!"

   Radio) We are under attack! Call for backup! Call for... (explosion

   Radio) Everyone Abandon Ship! Repeat! Everyone Chi Chi... Abandon Ship..."

   Radio) We...chic...crash...chick...pod ejected ready for impact...chch..."

   rumble rumble—

  As the noisy radio sound became more and more chaotic, and the camera moved towards the escape capsule that was falling at a high speed, Tuanzi only felt that the vibration of the somatosensory cabin became more intense.

   After a brief black screen, Tuanzi opened his eyes.

  Seeing at this moment, he was actually sitting in that escape pod!

  Look out through the small window of the escape pod.

   Like her, more pods trailing wakes are falling like meteors to the ground.

  On the ground, billowing gunpowder smoke shot straight into the sky, and the death fire nets fired by machine guns criss-crossed and criss-crossed. Under the deafening roar of the artillery, the fire-wire missiles kept hitting the falling escape cabin.

  The huge sense of oppression on the huge battlefield, accompanied by the rumble of vibrations enveloping the regiment, made her short of breath, and even wanted to retch.

   "Hoo-hoo-hoo-"

   Panting continuously, Tuanzi wanted to calm down his nervousness and even fear!

   "It's a game...it's a game...it's a game..."

good!

  In the past, one of the main selling points of the somatosensory cabin game was the sense of reality. However, almost all games before that have a certain sense of estrangement from reality!

   But now!

  The appearance of Titanfall, coupled with a new generation of omnisense assistive technology, seems to have set off a revolution in realism.

  The sense of estrangement in the past is becoming more and more blurred, and players even need to remind themselves 'this is just a game' at all times to reduce their tension!

  As the sound of the explosion got closer, the vibration of the escape pod became more violent!

  Despite Tuanzi's constant self-suggestion, she couldn't help but let out a scream when she watched a missile hit her!

   "Ahhhhh—"

   Whoosh—Boom! !

  The missile missed her and hit another escape pod not far to her left.

  The sound of the explosion was deafening, and the tongue of flames engulfed her escape pod in an instant.

   Immediately afterwards, a strong shock wave hit, and Tuanzi felt the escape pod shake violently!

  Boom—! !

   Instantly!

  The screen in the live broadcast room was pitch black, only Tuanzi's rapid and tense breathing could be heard faintly.

  The barrage is in an uproar! !

  'fog—grass—'

  'This **** is a movie, right? Full sense movie? '

  'This mirror, this picture, this detail...'

  'It feels like Tuanzi is about to be frightened, the sound of breathing is crying'

  'It's not that I want to be terrified, but I've been scared to death. I've got goosebumps from watching the live broadcast, let alone experiencing it myself'

  'The fall was full of pressure, and my toes were clenched'

  'It feels like a jumping machine in an amusement park'

  'It should be stronger than that, it fell from outside the stratosphere'

  'Is the dumpling okay...'

   gasped for a long while!

   Listening to the live broadcast, there was a sound of sniffling, and then Tuanzi spoke slowly again:

   "I...I'm okay! I'm...ok!"

certainly!

  Although you say so, cheer yourself up.

  But only Tuanzi knows that just now she was completely flying in front, and her soul was chasing after her!

  Because the detail of Titanfall has far exceeded her imagination!

  It even made the feeling of weightlessness in the fall!

  Shock is not enough to describe the experience just now.

   It seems that scaring is more appropriate.

  While trying to adjust her breathing to a normal state, Tuanzi prayed that Golden Wind would not be a monster in the future, and that she would not produce a horror game with this quality on a whim someday.

   Otherwise, it will be a catastrophe in the live broadcast circle...

  【Escape Pod No. 8, Passenger Rifleman Jack Cooper, injected 250 mg Trisanthin to stabilize health status, sedative side effects include...】

  Following the mechanical female voice from the escape pod, Tuanzi slowly opened his eyes.

   Chi-boom!

  The escape hatch that had been smashed and deformed automatically exploded and popped up.

  The choking smoke billowed in, making her sneezed uncontrollably.

  The scene in front of me became clearer—

  Under the night, the war is in full swing.

  Thick smoke rolling with faint flames rose not far away, and the shadows even almost covered the huge Proxima Centauri star hanging high in the sky.

  In the sky, small fighter jets that shuttle like meteors shuttle in the explosive trajectory of energy weapons.

  The cries of fighting continued to come.

  At the foot of the towering and rugged Cangshan Mountain, one after another, riflemen dressed in the same clothes as her rushed to charge.

Da da da…

Da da da…

   "Pay attention to concealment—!"

   "We're surrounded—!"

   "Forward! Forward!"

   “We have to get out of…”

   Whoosh!

   That shouting rifleman wasn't even finished!

   There was a muffled crackling sound!

   His head was in front of Tuanzi, and it exploded into a cloud of blood mist not far away, and scattered bits and pieces!

   "Me! Grass!"

  The appearance of this scene!

   It was like a ghost hand reaching out from hell, tightly grasping Tuanzi's heart, making her, who never swears, couldn't help screaming!

   You know, before this, there has never been any game that depicts the chaos and cruelty of the battlefield with such a straightforward picture!

  The noisy radio in the headset is mixed with the screams and roars on the battlefield.

   Tuanzi only felt that his blood pressure, which had just calmed down a little bit, was instantly full again, and his whole body was a little numb!

who I am? where am I? what am i doing

  The three major questions in life linger in her mind and cannot be dispelled for a long time.

   And at this moment!

  Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded on the radio!

   "I am Captain Lastimosa, Rifle Corps, I have located you, please move quickly to the marked point, I will meet you!"

   Teacher La is here!

  The sudden sound on the radio pulled Tuanzi's soul back.

Oh, right!

   I'm Rifleman Jack Cooper! I'm on Typhon! Now I want to break through to the marked point to hug the teacher's thigh!

  Think here!

   Tuanzi cheered up and loaded the parallel rifle in his hand!

   Click!

   "Rush—! Our Titan is coming—! Charge—! Breakthrough—!"

   Tuanzi yelled loudly, but the man ducked down, and the dog hid behind the large army.

  The barrage is full of question marks!

  'You are so backwards? '

  'This dog? '

  'It's broken, how come the dumplings are also starting to steal chickens'

  'Learn from an old horse'

  'Shouting louder than anyone else, shrinking back than anyone else'

  'The main character is a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death'

  'Teacher La: I am optimistic about this kid (referring to this realistic and capable dog)'

  'The human-shaped self-propelled charge can't be played by light'

  'Tuanzi: I'm just a trumpet, what can I do? '

  'Hahahahahaha so **** makes sense'

  'Just blow it up and don't care about it'

  'The humanoid self-propelled charge made me laugh so hard...'

   Shuttle in the hail of bullets.

  Although, Tuanzi is sincere that she will not be able to adapt to this cruel war atmosphere for a while, she is really afraid.

   But the rest of the Riflemen are battle-hardened.

   After a dash!

  Although the loss was heavy, a **** road was opened!

  Fifty meters!

  Seeing that the meeting point specified in the head-up display was just in front of him, the voice of Lastimosa sounded again in Tuanzi's headset:

   "I have located you, ready to land!"

  Wuhu!

finally come!

  Hearing that Daddy was about to arrive at the battlefield, Tuanzi was also relieved. Seeing that the meeting point was in a puddle not far away, he couldn't help being excited, and wanted to run over to find a place to hide and wait for Teacher La to land.

However!

   Just when she was about to rush out!

   "Caution! Enemy Titans!!"

suddenly!

  The comrades behind him exclaimed!

   Tuanzi paused, hearing the rumbling sound above his head, and couldn't help but look up!

  A huge shadow fell from the sky, and the huge body seemed to completely cover her.

   "Ward..."

   Between lightning and flint!

   Tuanzi retreated subconsciously!

  Boom—! !

  The huge titan crashed in front of her!

  The violent impact even pushed her flying, and slammed into the rock behind her with a bang!

   Chest tightness!

  Tuanzi stared blankly at the giant steel beast that was as tall as buildings on both sides walking towards her, and even forgot how to dodge for a while!

  The comrades around shot at the enemy Titan one after another, but the power of the rifle was not worth mentioning in front of it.

   Instead, the machine guns on the shoulders of the enemy Titans stretched out.

   Instantly!

  A **** mist boiled on the battlefield!

   In front of the powerful and huge Titan, all the little soldiers are like ants, insignificant.

   In front of that terrifying caliber machine gun, no carbon-based creature would have the slightest chance of resisting.

this moment!

   Tuanzi finally understands what a Titan means to the army, and how important a pilot who can drive a Titan is to the army!

   It's just that she probably won't be able to become an iron pilot.

  Because at this moment, the giant steel feet of the enemy Titan have already been lifted up, and they are going to step down hard according to her.

   It is strange to say.

  At this time, Tuanzi felt that he was not so nervous anymore. Facing the terrifying trampling, he raised his parallel rifle instead.

  Because the blood mist flying on the battlefield are all comrades who were smashed by machine guns to cover her.

  Even though I'm a naughty old yinbi, even though I'm loud and rainy, even though I'm an ignorant recruit who has been hiding at the end of the team.

  But when my life was about to be threatened, my comrades were still willing to raise their rifles and use their weak strength to cover me.

   Even sacrifice.

   To do what you know you can't do is to be a hero.

  I'm not a qualified rifleman.

   But at this moment.

  I am willing to be brave once.

Da da d! !

   Facing that ferocious trampling!

   Duanzi pulled the trigger!

   Flame spewed out, and the bullet hit the Titan's body, sparks flew but it couldn't cause the slightest damage.

   And at the moment when the ruthless trampling was about to drown the dumpling!

   Whoosh, whoosh, boom, boom! !

suddenly!

  Several missiles strike from the sky!

   Violent explosions bloom on enemy Titans!

   Immediately afterwards, a Titan with army green graffiti descended from the sky, like a fierce fighter, rushed to the enemy Titan, and fell fiercely over the shoulder!

  The body of the enemy Titan was thrown into the air by it, and the huge body smashed to the ground, and the solid rock collapsed in an instant!

   Immediately afterwards, the shoulder cannon was activated, and the miniature missiles washed your face!

  In the blink of an eye!

  The enemy Titan becomes a piece of scrap metal!

   The barrage was full of exclamations!

  'ohhhhhhhh—'

  'Damn it! Teacher La is here! '

  'BT! ! '

  'You're so handsome! Damn it! '

'ah? ? ? '

  'This operation is too smooth, Wo Ri! '

'Grass! Cool! '

  'It's too shocking, this is the mecha game I want! '

  'I beg you to come up with a figure of BT, I will buy it for any amount...'

  'Sense of technology, power, and heaviness! Bad guys! I kind of want to stick with BT! '

  'My assessment is…hard not to support! '

'I can not stand it any more! Art Games x2! place an order! '

  'Follow me! '

  '+1! '

  ' Absolutely! '

"teacher-!!"

  Seeing Lastimosa jumping out of the BT cockpit, Tuanzi screamed excitedly!

   "Hold on kiddos,"

  Lastimosa is still so calm and reassuring:

   "This is a painkiller and sedative, which will make you feel better. Leave it to me here."

   Saying this, Lastimosa took out an injection from his pocket, and stuck it into Tuanzi's thigh.

  The vision in front of him gradually became blurred, and he felt dizzy.

   Tuanzi replied in a daze.

   Then I saw Lastimosa re-board the Titan.

  Because at this time, two more enemy Titans called "top hunters" by BT attacked.

  Lastimosa and BT merged into one and went to the battle.

  Flashing and moving, the artillery was criss-crossing. Although one hit two, the experienced captain did not lose the wind in the slightest, and even killed one of the Titans!

However!

   Just when BT turned on the energy shield and was about to turn around and face another Titan!

suddenly!

  Behind BT, a blue-purple crack like a small black hole suddenly appeared!

  Zoom—!

  A Titan with a giant alloy sword suddenly appeared!

   "uh uh..."

  Duanzi's pupils shrank suddenly, wanting to remind the teacher.

  But helplessly, the effect of the sedative made her completely unable to speak.

   Next second.

  Boom—!

  The giant sword Titan's hand stabbed hard into BT's waist, forcibly extracting the power battery from its waist...

  BT... down?

  Teacher... sacrificed?

  The situation took a turn for the worse, leaving Tuanzi's mind blank.

  She wanted to struggle to get up, but she couldn't use the strength no matter what.

   After a period of dizziness, he opened his eyes again.

   I saw a strong man in a big cloak who was greedily collecting spoils.

   Not far away, the door of the mecha hatch that just fought with BT opened.

   It seems that this strong man is the top hunter who confronted the teacher head-on.

   Tuanzi wanted to touch the gun to blow off his dog's head, but he seemed paralyzed and couldn't move at all.

   And at this moment.

   Chi-boom!

  Another Titan with a golden LOGO graffitied on the fuselage, and the word GW graffitied on the fuselage, and carrying a huge cannon came.

   Hiss—! !

  Seeing this Titan, Tuanzi couldn't help but gasp.

  Because the more she looked at the symbol on the Titan hatch, the more familiar it became.

   And at this time!

   There was also a voice of doubt in the barrage!

  'It's not...the Titan's LOGO...'

  'Why do I look so familiar? ? ? '

  'G…W…? '

  'Golden…Wind? ? ? '

  'What the **** is his uncle doing... ah? ? ? '

  'This is the symbol of Nima's golden wind, right? right? Did you see it at the beginning? I don't have amnesia, do I? '

  'So the top hunter team... is actually the Golden Wind Company? ! '

  'Fuck, what is the setting of breaking through the dimensional wall? '

  'Hey hey hey hey! Fuck! The hatch is open! The hatch is open! '

   With the sound of barrage!

  Chick—click!

  I saw the Titan Hunter cockpit with the Golden Wind logo open.

  A figure wearing a heavy bulletproof vest stood up from the cockpit, and shouted at the strong man:

   "We have 18 hours left! In 18 hours the Holy Ark will be closed for delivery!"

   "Stop **** dawdling! Come on!"

  At this moment, Tuanzi's vision was a little blurred, and he couldn't see what the people on Titan looked like.

   But this voice is very familiar!

   An unbelievably shocked voice sounded in the live broadcast room!

   "Huh—? Isn't—?"

   "Can the game do this?"

   "This person is...???"

   Talking!

   I saw that man jumping off his Titan, and saw that the strong man was still searching for some benefits on the battlefield, so I was in a hurry.

   Walked over with strides, raised his leg and kicked the strong man, extremely rude!

  Boom!

   "Are you **** deaf? Can't I hear you when I'm talking to you? They don't pay us to dispose of the corpse!"

   "Now! Get me on your Titan! Go!!"

   Talking!

  The man also gave the strong man a post with big ears.

  The slap made the strong man shrink his head for a while: "Okay... okay boss..."

   While speaking, the strong man turned around resentfully, and walked towards his Titan.

   And the man called the boss also appeared on the screen at close range!

   Next second.

  Anchor and barrage together!

   Instant explosion!

   "Damn—!!"

   The dumpling is almost sitting up in shock from a dying illness!

   "Gu Sheng—?!!"

good!

  The so-called leader of the top hunter team is none other than the chief game director of Golden Wind, the chief director and producer of Titanfall—

   Gu Sheng!

   And the electronic dog tag on his body armor on his chest also shows his name—

  Sam Gu!

  The barrage exploded!

  When every audience saw this, their eyes widened in disbelief!

'ah? ? ? '

  'My day your dad is a DJ! Gu Sheng, are you a dog? ! '

'no? Who the **** is a good person making a game to make himself the villain leader? '

  'If the name of the villain leader is Sam, then this is a good job; but if Brother Chengzi also makes his own model, then this is a unique job! '

  'CNM appeared! The king of abstraction! '

  'WDNMD I'm really convinced! ! '

  'BT! Teacher La! This **** is all designed by you yourself! You are a real killer, you son of a bitch! '

  'Brother Shengzi! You have no heart! You have no heart—! ! '

  'Still called Brother Shengzi? Call a dog thief! ! '

  The audience all exploded!

   Put yourself into the game as a villain, and your own game characters will kill themselves!

   Also appeared in person, killing in front of all players!

   Such an infernal and abstract operation, I am afraid that it would be impossible for a second game company to do it!

   And at this time!

   Tuanzi is also furious!

   Shout out!

   "You give me back BT! You give me back teacher!"

   "Dog thief Gu Sheng—"

   "I will die with you!!"

  (end of this chapter)

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