Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 222

  Chapter 222 Damn, I lost my pea shooter! !

  A Yin was happy when he saw the name.

  The barrage is also full of question marks—

  'Obviously the name is so simple and rude, why can't I understand it? '

  'There is a sense of fantasy like a gourd baby fighting Godzilla'

  'Boss was dumbfounded'

  'A whole game? '

  'These two words can't be related, can they? '

  'Strange thing, Xiao Huang has a strange thing again...'

  A Yin was indeed dumbfounded, even a little unbelievable:

   "Is this... an abstract game again?"

  Although it's not like Golden Wind hasn't released abstract games before.

   But this time, what they participated in was, after all, a special event since the Yiyou Mini Game Festival was held for ten years.

   As a flagship game, it represents the top production level of domestic mini-games, and is pushed to the leader in overseas markets by Yiyou.

   Come up with an abstract game at such a juncture?

   It's a bit...too abstract, right?

  Holding doubts, A Yin clicked on the store page, and the game cover and promotional posters rushed to his face.

   "Damn it! Is it true that his brother is Plants vs. Zombies?"

  On the promotional poster, the plants on the left and the zombies on the right are in sharp opposition, looking funny with swords drawn.

   I have to admit that this simple and crude name is really appropriate.

   Look at the game tab again!

  Tower defense, strategy, puzzle, development, leisure.

  Age Rating (E): 6+

   "Six years old? In my lifetime, I can still see the E-level game released by Golden Wind?"

   Seeing the age classification, A Yin was really shocked.

To know!

  Among the games produced by Golden Wind, the lowest rating is E+, which is suitable for players over the age of 12. There are two types in total.

  One is "Overcooked Kitchen" and the other is "To the Moon".

  The former is because there are a lot of erroneous and dangerous operations, and the latter is because of the presence of romantic elements, neither of which will be rated as E.

  In fact, theoretically speaking, "Cat Leo" has a chance to be rated E.

  But because the cost of that game was too low, it didn't even meet the inclusion criteria of the grading review system.

  So for a long time, the lower limit of the game rating of Golden Wind is E+ grade, 12 years old and above.

   As for the upper limit... think about the amputated limbs and arms of Left 4 Dead, and the finger cutting and **** change of escape.

   Even the game circle has been circulating a saying, called: R-level 18+ is only the upper limit of the game rating, not the upper limit of the wind of gold.

   But now!

  Golden Wind, which has always been bold, exciting, and novel, and focuses on 15+18+ level games, has launched a game for 6+ levels.

  'What kind of baby game is this? '

  The barrage was also shocked:

  'Puzzle enlightenment, right? '

  'It's broken, I'm a baby! '

  'My child is going to become a Golden Wind player too? The old thief can be punished! (dog head)'

'ah? Zombie? How are games with this element rated as 6+? '

  'Do you really think that Xiao Huang's official name and praise is just a formality? '

  'No… Isn't this cartoon style not enough for babies? Take a look at the zombies here, the painting style is better than haunted bears! '

  'Absolutely, Xiao Huang is going to rule the whole age group'

  'Classified old king, up to the nine heavens to embrace the moon (18+), and down to catch turtles in the five oceans (6+)'

   'It's hard to imagine that such a cartoony sub-supply game, and Escape is a designer (funny)'

  'There is a kind of beauty of Val Reid singing and throwing the handkerchief'

  'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, what kind of evil metaphor…'

  The audience was amazed.

  Even Shen Miaomiao was a little surprised.

  The audience doesn't know what the game is about, but she does!

   "Hey, did you use official power?"

  Shen Miaomiao hugged her legs and leaned back slightly, raised her little feet and gently kicked Gu Cheng's arm:

   "I can understand that cartoon zombies are not considered restricted content, but in our game, zombies lose their heads and arms at every turn. How did you make it E-rank? Did you go through the back door?"

   "No, the rating system is not the same as you imagine the judging criteria,"

   Gu Sheng shook his head and denied:

  “It doesn't mean that a game with certain restricted elements will definitely be positioned as 15+18+, unless your restricted content is too explicit,”

   "In addition to confirming the restricted elements, the game review also needs to consider the proportion of its elements in the game,"

   "Like our previous "Hacking Kitchen", it was rated E+ because the whole game is set around 'dangerous operations'..."

Speaking of which.

  Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao didn't hold back, they both laughed out loud.

  That game is indeed dangerous enough, the two of them often ordered the kitchen accidentally.

   Waved his hand, Gu Sheng continued:

  “The same goes for To the Moon. The core of the game is emotion, love,”

   “This is the fundamental reason they are rated E+,”

   "It doesn't mean that there is a game with a broken head and broken arm, which is considered a restricted level. The core game element of PVZ (abbreviated as Plants vs. Zombies) is not losing the head and breaking the arm, and our cartoon style is placed here,"

   "It's only natural to get a grade of 6+."

   Explained.

  Seeing Gu Sheng shrugged, raised his eyebrows at Shen Miaomiao and said:

   "Besides, you think I'm someone who cares about ratings?"

   This is the point.

  Shen Miaomiao was speechless.

Too.

   After all, the psychopath in front of you can even design a heinous boss like the "groom", so how can you expect him to care about game ratings?

   "Let's experience this baby game... Where does the cinema use 'suitable for your height'? The housekeeper seals that bastard!"

   Talk and laugh!

  Payment is completed, and A Yin also downloaded the game.

  Click to enter the game, and a dark golden font slowly appears on the pitch-black screen—

  【Golden Wind】

  【Steel Chain Finger Studio】

  【Director: Gu Sheng】

   Beep beep beep! Beep beep!

  Among the pitch-black screen, an alarm sounded.

  As the screen gradually brightened, a hairy hand stretched out from the quilt and took a picture of the alarm clock on the bedside table.

  The sky is bright and sunny, and a sunflower is smiling and twisting rhythmically in the flower pot.

  The owner of the hairy hand also got up, took off the unchanging white shirt in the closet, took the iron pan in the storage compartment and buckled it on his head.

  The chubby body went downstairs wearing slippers, opened the refrigerator, and saw that in addition to a burrito, there were several blue pea sprouts with big blinking eyes and round mouths in the freezer.

  A piece of peace.

   Available now!

  On the country road outside the house, a shambling figure stepped into the camera!

  Long arms, thin legs, green skin, ragged clothes, staggering steps, making an indistinct uhh sound from his mouth.

  There are a few pitiful hairs on the top of a big head, one big and one small eyes, one eye is on guard and the other is on guard, and the whole body exudes the breath of 'wisdom'.

   Zombies!

   And there is more than one such zombie!

   One by one, rows and groups.

  The smart zombies approached the garden, and some even picked up the ice cream cones on the roadside and put them on their heads!

at the same time!

   Footsteps rustled.

  On the green grass, the fat figure in the white shirt was holding a green pea sprout and placed it on the lawn!

   As far as the eye can see!

  Swaying sunflowers, resolute pea sprouts, angry short pumpkins, cute nut walls, and big-mouthed flowers with a halazi...

  All kinds of strange-shaped plants are all over the garden, and the battle is on!

   Shooting peas one by one and beating the zombies, the angry short pumpkin jumped high and smashed the zombies, Dazuihua tasted the zombie buffet delivered to the door one by one!

   And came with a shot of a pea!

Snapped!

  The game LOGO also jumps on the screen!

"Plants vs. Zombies"

  【Click any key to start the game】

Yes.

   In this work of Plants vs. Zombies, Gu Sheng absorbed the game trailer CG of the previous life "PVZ2", and transplanted it into the game as the opening CG.

  Although the word-of-mouth of the second generation is not very good, the quality of this CG is still very good!

  For a while, there was a sound of surprise in the live broadcast room——

  'ohhhhh—cute! '

  'The macho is excited! This little pea sprout is too cute! '

  'Isn't that little potato fun, cute and cute'

  'Nut: You are just a little potato! Your whole family are little potatoes! '

  'Hahahahahahahaha, that's actually a nut, I thought it was a little potato too'

  'No one likes sunflowers, they are so magical'

  'Excuse me, is it normal for me to like zombies, especially the zombie wearing an ice cream cone, ugly and cute'

  'This piranha...I have a bold idea...'

   'One cannot...at least not should...'

'people can! At least try! '

'unbelievable…'

no doubt!

   Once the exquisite CG is played, it immediately attracts the hearts of many players and audiences!

  As a sub-supplied game, the style of PVZ is just above the range that is suitable for all ages. It neither looks too childish nor is it cute and artificial.

   Light-hearted and funny, full of wit and wit!

   "This is a bit interesting..."

  Although A Yin is the "No. 1 hunk in Jinmen", he couldn't help laughing after seeing such interesting plants.

  Click the mouse to enter the game!

  A deep and mischievous background music sounded—

   thump thump wait for the lights lights wait, lights wait, lights wait...

  It's like children in sheets on Halloween, shouting trick-or-treating.

  Although it is deep and deep, it also reveals a three-point magic and interesting!

  As A Yin clicked to start the game, he named his house.

  Swipe—

  A note appeared on the screen, with a line written crookedly on it:

  【Hello: We chickens will pay a full tribute to your house—sincere zombies】

   "There are three mistakes in one line,"

  A Yin couldn't help but laugh:

   "And pretty **** polite."

   is talking!

   rustle—

  In the earthy brown garden, a roll of turf spread out.

  【Click on the seed card! 】

  As the prompt appeared on the screen, A Yin followed the guidance and clicked the card slot at the top of the screen.

   "Oh this one's called Peashooter,"

  A Yin dragged out the green pea shoots and planted them at the front of the turf:

   "Shut up first, I think the zombies should walk on the dirt road, so that our pea shooter can hit both sides."

  Players who often play traditional tower defense know that A Yin's way of building towers is definitely the most standard.

  Placing the primary tower next to the monster exit is to make room for the advanced defense tower at the back, and to test the strength of the monster, leaving enough time for reaction and operation.

   Normal operation.

  A Yin put it as it should be, and the audience also thought it was very normal.

   Then, two little suns fell from the sky.

   Collecting sunlight, A Yin planted another pea shooter side by side.

   While preparing, A Yin said with a smile:

   "It's really a baby game, isn't it? This novice guide should be the most detailed in the Golden Wind game."

   "The complete teaching level, I guess Yiyi (A Yin's daughter) can pass it..."

   Say it!

  A Yin also stood up from the camera: "Go to the toilet, brothers, I closed my eyes during this lesson."

  Boom boom!

  As A Yin walked out of the screen, there was a burst of drumming!

  【Uh...uh...】

  The voice of zombies came.

  The audience is eagerly looking forward to seeing how powerful the pea shooter is.

   can be next second.

  Crack—click—click—click—

  As the crispy gnawing sound came, the audience watched a big-headed zombie slowly walk out from the right side of the screen, and walked up to the pea shooter in two steps.

   Then, he began to open his mouth wide, his hands turned upside down, and he started to eat!

   Instantly!

  Barrage'Huh? ' One sound!

'ah? ? ? '

'no? ? ? '

  'Get up and see the zombies are vegetarian'

'ah? How did the zombies come out of this route? Isn't this where the tower was built? How can zombies come up? '

  'BUG, right? '

  'Don't talk nonsense, your family even provides animation and sound effects for BUG'

  'So this game… damn…can zombies eat plants? '

  'Oh—fuck! I understand! Green grass is the route! Zombies walk in a straight line. Players need to place as many plants as possible on this road and kill the zombies before they reach the house! '

  'I rely on you to confess to this caller? How difficult is this? '

  'So the plants in this game have to be planted later! '

  'Oh! Something is going to happen! '

  'Hahahahaha I want to see what the boss looks like when he comes back later'

  'It's over, it's over, it's almost to the door of the house! '

  'Hahahahaha, the car is about to overturn...'

   Instantly! The bullet screen is full of heated discussions!

  Everyone watched helplessly as the first peashooter killed a zombie and was eaten by the zombies that came up later.

  Although the second pea shooter barely knocked out the second zombie, it didn't take long.

  Following the [Last Wave] prompt, three more zombies appeared, and there was a clicking sound, and the second pea shooter also followed in the footsteps of its predecessors.

   As a result, the two zombies stepped onto the green grass in such a grand manner, and slowly approached the house.

   And at this moment!

  The sound of footsteps came, and A Yin came back with easy steps:

   "How about it, my two pea shooters are not firepower..."

   Talk half!

  The live broadcast room is directly muted!

   In the live broadcast, A Yin's smile froze on his face.

  The expression changes from relaxed to stunned, then from stunned to puzzled, and finally from puzzled to panic!

   It froze for a full two seconds!

   A strange scream in the voice of Jinkou resounded through the live broadcast room!

"Why!!"

   "Damn it, I lost my pea shooter!!"

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  (end of this chapter)

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