Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 209

  Chapter 209 Yamamoto I (cloze)! !

   "What's the matter?"

  Hearing little Nezha's cautious voice, Gu Cheng turned his head and looked at Shen Miaomiao.

   "Just... can you sleep on the sofa?"

  Shen Miaomiao grinned, revealing an awkward yet polite smile.

  Gu Sheng:?

   "Why am I sleeping on the couch? What am I doing wrong?"

  Gu Sheng replied subconsciously.

   But then he realized that this answer seemed a bit ahead of his time.

   "I mean..." Gu Sheng spread his hands: "I don't sleep on a good bed, why should I sleep on the sofa?"

   "Because...uh...because..."

  Shen Miaomiao hesitated, her voice became smaller and smaller:

   "Because um..."

  Gu Sheng was silent.

   Fully understood for five seconds!

   "No, you are the onion king? (NPC in the kitchen

  Gu Sheng's expression was very speechless:

   "Or did you stuff the insole in your mouth?"

   "You're the onion king! You're the only one with a shoe insole in your mouth!"

  Shen Miaomiao directly jumped up from the sofa:

   "Why are you talking so badly! I said it was because I wanted to sleep on the sofa! Do you understand me!"

"no???"

  Gu Sheng was dumbfounded:

   "Because you sleep on the sofa, I have to sleep on the sofa with you? This... doesn't make sense, does it?"

   "My reasoning is reasoning!"

  Shen Miaomiao didn't care, she slapped the sofa:

"come over!"

  Gu Sheng choked speechlessly: "You're a bit like training a dog."

"That-"

  Shen Miaomiao thought for a while, then slapped the sofa again:

"please!"

   "Okay! You have momentum!" Gu Sheng raised his thumb, then clasped his hands together: "Brother!"

  Shen Miaomiao was not to be outdone: "Second brother!"

"please!"

"please!"

   "This prayer—"

   "Hahahaha, are you poor or not, you..."

  Shen Miaomiao saw Gu Sheng walking over in square steps, giggled, and gave him a light kick:

   "Go and wash up, you, it will be dawn in a while..."

  At this moment, Gu Sheng also realized why little Nezha insisted on letting him sleep on the sofa.

   Don't ask, the previous escape experience definitely left a lot of psychological shadow on her.

  The so-called thinking by day and dreaming by night.

  Little Nezha is probably afraid of being chased awake by mental patients in the middle of the night.

   Click… Click… Click…

  In the living room, the hands of the clock passed by one minute and one second.

  Heavy breathing sounded evenly.

  The first ray of morning light slipped in through the cracks in the curtains of the living room, walked across the clean floor, rolled over the fluffy carpet, and tiptoed onto the sofa.

   Caressed the girl's long eyelashes, slid across her slender neck, and then went down, sitting on her curled knees.

   "Well...don't...don't chase...don't chase me..."

  Gently whispers sounded, the girl seemed to be experiencing intense pursuit in her sleep, and her curled legs were ready to move.

   "Don't chase!!"

  The next second, the dazed girl twitched all over her body, and her curled slender legs suddenly jumped up, completely forgetting that there was a wronged seed on the sofa.

  Hoo—

  The smooth calf is stretched, the feet are curled and tightened due to tension, and a rabbit kicks the eagle!

  At this time, the wronged species on the sofa also snorted softly: "Huh?"

   Opened his sleepy eyes and looked at the girl.

   Oh, huh.

  The jailer that the warden has been thinking about has come.

   The fly in the ointment is that the speed is a bit fast.

  Om-boom! !

   "Wake the **** up! What time is it and still sleep? Do you still have the heart to sleep?!"

   Crack!

  The data report was hit on the face, and Yamamoto bounced up from his seat in a jiffy!

   "Old...teacher!!"

  Opening his bloodshot eyes, he saw Joetsu Kei standing in front of him.

  Yamamoto Tsuna couldn't help but trembled, stood up quickly, and bowed upwards!

Yes.

  Yesterday Yamamoto didn't go home, and slept directly in the office.

   Not just today.

  Yesterday, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday...

  He has been in the office for a week straight.

no way.

  With the escalation of the situation, Yiyou and Xun Teng's joint attack, both bright and dark, caused them to be devastated and miserable.

  Comera is a big business.

  But Yiyou and Xunteng are not vegetarians either.

   What's more, now the two of them have teamed up!

   "Teacher...you are looking for me...what is it?"

   Facing Joe Joe who was furious and frowning into a pimple, Yamamoto trembled with fear from the bottom of his heart.

   "What's the matter?" Kamigoe glanced at him: "Let me ask you, it has been twelve hours since the release of "Silent Hill", what is our current sales?"

   One word!

   directly froze Yamamoto's question!

  How does he know how the sales are going! He just woke up!

   "Private...Private Marseille!!"

  Ninety-degree bow and private Marseille can be called a universal reply in Neon.

   "Then open your eyes and take a good look!"

   Talking!

  Joe Yueke was giving pointers to the data reports scattered on the ground!

  Yamamoto Tsuna didn't dare to be negligent, and hastily leaned over to collect all the reports, and watched them intently!

  Head on!

  The moment the first sales report was presented in front of him, Yamamoto only felt his head buzzing!

  Twelve hours!

  Silent Hill's total worldwide sales…

   "Thirty...thirty thousand...sets?"

   Twelve hours! Thirty thousand sets!

   There are only 30,000 sets!

  Even in the best-case scenario, their sales on the first day would not exceed 50,000 sets!

  Based on the price of 28 knives per set, their total sales on the first day were only over one million!

  But you must know that the cost of Silent Hill is a full 67 million!

   And games like Silent Hill are no better than multiplayer online battle games, and they can boost sales in subsequent updates!

  Basically, first-day sales are the pinnacle of this type of game!

  Although in theory, like some games with insufficient publicity in the early stage, it is also possible to increase sales after the game is released.

   But Silent Hill is clearly not among the ranks!

  Because now, they have basically over-covered the announcement of Silent Hill, and they have announced all the places that can be announced.

   As far as publicity is concerned, this game has reached its limit!

   That is to say, the first-day sales he saw now is already the upper limit of Silent Hill's single-day sales!

   It's a sure thing!

   There will be less and less after that!

  Yamamoto's hands trembled immediately!

   Looking down again, I only felt my legs go limp, and I sat on the chair with a thud!

  Because the following is the sales volume of Silent Hill's competing products!

original!

  In the column of competing product information, there are usually three or five games of the same type.

   But because Komera and Golden Wind fought too hard!

   In addition, horror games themselves are not a mainstream theme!

so!

  At this moment, there is only one competing product presented in front of Yamamoto——

  《Escape》

   According to statistics, the total sales volume of Escape in 12 hours is...

  Yamamoto Tsuna was trembling all over!

  180,000 sets!

   It is six times that of Silent Hill! !

   And its first-day sales are estimated to be around 250,000 sets!

  Twelve hours sales of 30,000 sets versus 180,000 sets!

  On the first day, 50,000 sets were sold versus 250,000 sets!

   This is no longer a fiasco!

   This is crushing!

  A one-sided crush with disparity in strength!

  Yamamoto Tsuna finally understood why the teacher angrily slapped the report on his face early in the morning!

  Kagetsu Joe is already very merciful!

   With the sales volume and cost in front of him, even if Shangyue asked him to eat the report in person, he couldn't even refute half a sentence!

   Swipe!

   Turning the page tremblingly, Yamamoto looked at the many comments in the second report file—

  《Escape from Silent Hill! Basically lock the first day victory! "

   "The old-fashioned routine of fighting monsters, is Comera really not suitable for horror games?" "

   "Escape is well-received, Silent Hill is bleak"

  【…It's not hard to see that Silent Hill, which left Sam, is only similar in appearance, but the stripping of the soul makes Silent Hill, like the monsters in its games, a walking dead.】

  【Unarmed is always the answer to horror games, apparently Silent Hill's new generation producer Yamamoto Tsuna didn't realize this...】

  【Major Waterloo! Silent Hill is very likely to create the biggest loss in the history of Comera! 】

  'Originally, I was quite objective and bought Silent Hill, but now I just want to say that Geneva will refund the money! ! '

'no? If I want to fight monsters, why don't I play Resident Evil 4 on PC? Isn't Li Sanguang better than you, the protagonist of a cerebral palsy murderer? '

  'Am I really obsessed with the plot of Silent Hill, coauthoring me to play the role of a murderer to destroy corpses and traces in Silent Hill? '

  'Good idea, don't think about it next time, I have other uses for your pig brain'

  'There is a beauty with paronychia on the brain'

  'Lin Xiao, you...'

  'Don't be so embarrassing, this game is also worthy of comparison with Biochemical 4? You're pointing at your nose and scolding Sanshang Shinji! This is not as good as Biochemical 5/6! '

'ah? Biochemistry and 5 and 6? '

  'The somatosensory cabin version, “Resident Evil: Killing” and “Resident Evil: Frenzy”, are not Sanshang Shinji's, and players are used to calling them the fifth and sixth volumes, but they rushed to grandma's house, I don't know if it's normal'

'no? Someone really bought the two biochemicals in the somatosensory cabin? So it seems that I bought Silent Hill is not the ultimate injustice'

  'Whoever buys this thing, I can laugh at him for a year...'

  'Silent Hill shouldn't be like this! '

  'Yamamoto I said your ancestor! ! '

  'Now, do you know who to Fvk? '

   "This... this... this is just..."

  Yamamoto's chest heaved up and down, and all kinds of yin and yang evaluations made him furious, like falling into an ice cave!

no doubt!

  Among these negative comments, there must be the ghost of Huaguo Xunteng!

   But the problem is that now the negative comments are overwhelming, and it is completely hard to tell who is a ghost and who is a person!

and!

  Silent Hill's sales failed, it has become an established fact!

   "What is this? This is simply the biggest stain in my career!"

  Seeing that Yamamoto couldn't say a word for a long time, Joetsu Kei was slapping the table and roaring!

   "Tsuna Yamamoto, don't think I don't know what you're thinking!"

   "Thinking that I originally held a big project like "God Rush" and the horror recovery IP "Silent Hill". With two projects in power, you want to be the champion?"

   "You have miscalculated! Idiot!"

   Talking!

  Joe Joe was standing up, snatched the report from Yamamoto, turned out the last page, and slapped it on the table!

  Boom!

   "Take a good look for yourself!!"

   Say it!

   Without looking back, he walked out of the office angrily!

   Bang Dang!

  The office door slammed shut, and the incoming wind blew up the report on the table. Yamamoto Tsuna grabbed it in a hurry, and looked over—

  Project: Extreme Race

  Expected sales on the first day: 210,000 sets

  12-hour sales: 78,000 sets

  Estimated sales on the first day: 108,000 sets

  Sales year-on-year decrease: 48.57%

  Sales cut in half!

good!

  Affected by the impact of Silent Hill, another game "Yakuza" produced by Tsuna Yamamoto himself was also affected, and the sales were directly cut in half!

   Yamamoto Tsuna, who originally planned to grab both hands, was ruthlessly backlashed by greed.

and!

Not only that!

   Looking through the sales data of other works of the same period, under the impact of this incident, all the games produced by Comeira this time are more or less affected!

  The lower drop is about 10%, while the higher drop is about 25%!

   Silent Hill fiasco!

   Extremely violent and cut in half!

  The overall sales of other works of the same period fell!

   And all of this stems from my own **** for profit, wanting to become the head of the three contemporary Komela royal families!

  Boom!

   Instantly!

  Yamamoto Tsuna's brain went blank!

  The hand holding the report slammed on the desk feebly.

  Just the fact that Silent Hill cost 67 million knives and sold only 1 million knives on the first day of the basket, he couldn't afford it and walked away.

   Not to mention other projects affected by this!

   This time!

   The direct or indirect loss caused by the collision with the Golden Wind is an astronomical figure!

  【Think about it for yourself】

suddenly!

  Yamamoto Tsuna thought of the words Joetsu Keisha left before leaving.

original!

  He thought it was just an angry remark made by Yue Yue in a hurry and anger.

   But now it seems... things are far from that simple!

  Such a big basket, such a huge loss!

  Although theoretically speaking, this matter is just a wrong project investment and a failed market collision.

but!

  Because the amount involved is too huge!

  In order to give an explanation to the board of directors, Joetsu King must point out a person who is responsible for the blame!

   And look at the entire Komera.

  The person who is most suitable to be the one who takes the blame is also the one who has the most direct relationship with this wrong decision...

   It is him Tsuna Yamamoto!

  The head of the three imperial families?

  Dream!

   Now, whether he can continue to stay in this company is a question!

  Think here!

  Yamamoto Tsuna jumped up from his seat, pushed the door and walked out!

   "Teacher! Teacher! You listen to my explanation..."

   "...I really didn't mean to!"

at the same time!

  Shen Miaomiao was carefully applying medicine to Gu Sheng's eye sockets.

   At this time, Gu Sheng's right eye socket was bruised and swollen, which had a tendency to develop into panda eyes.

  Shen Miaomiao bit her lips hard, trembling uncontrollably, trying not to laugh out loud:

   "Sorry sorry, really sorry..."

  Gu Cheng bared his teeth, and glared at little Nezha: "Your apology is not sincere at all, is it? You have been laughing all the time!"

   "Hey! What are you talking about! Mr. Gu!"

  Little Nezha spread the last bit of medicine on Gu Sheng, and said seriously:

   "I've been trained to never laugh, no matter how funny it is..."

   "Really?" Gu Sheng squinted his swollen right eye and looked at Little Nezha.

   "Really!" Shen Miaomiao bit her lips and nodded vigorously, "I won't laugh at anyone who laughs at you!"

   "Then what if you are going to laugh?"

   "I'm going to be hit by thunder!"

   "That's not necessary, you can do all the housework this week."

"OK!"

   "A deal?"

   "Hook!"

   Saying that, Shen Miaomiao stretched out her hand and hooked Gu Sheng.

  However, the little fingers of the two hooked up!

   Then Gu Sheng called out to Shen Miaomiao, "Hey, look at me."

   "Huh?" Shen Miaomiao didn't understand, so she looked up.

  Seeing Gu Sheng raised his neck:

  "Young people don't talk about martial arts, so they steal from me, a 69-year-old comrade... When I come up to the wine, there is a left kick and a right kick..."

   Instantly!

  Shen Miaomiao's face was distorted, and there was shock in her eyes, as if it was hard to believe that a person could be so stupid.

   "I hope you...mouse tail paper, reflect on..."

  Gu Sheng patted Shen Miaomiao's shoulder.

   And Shen Miaomiao couldn't bear it any longer, and fell down on the sofa with a wild laugh!

   "Hahahahahaha, this is too similar...you dog hahaha..."

   "You deliberately made me laugh hahahahahaha..."

   "You are cheating!!"

  (end of this chapter)

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