Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 6

  Chapter 6 Get the **** out of my computer!

  Shen Miaomiao's heart skipped a beat!

  What do you mean by 'some discrepancies'?

To know!

  She has long positioned this game as "Participation is the key to participation"!

   In terms of sales, theoretically, there is no room for decline.

   That is to say...

  Shen Miaomiao frowned involuntarily, an extremely bad premonition rose in her heart!

"so…"

  Shen Miaomiao spoke hesitantly, her tone was full of uncertain fear:

   "We bought several hundred copies of this game?"

  Could it be that hundreds of people bought "Cat Leo"?

  On Shen Miaomiao's small face, the outline of a painful mask emerged.

  Throw the question carefully!

   Just listening to the other end of the phone, Chu Qingzhou chuckled lightly:

   "Mr. Shen, what's wrong with you, didn't you say yesterday that you are very confident in this game!"

"Oh, right,"

  Speaking of this, Chu Qingzhou seemed to think of something:

   "I have to apologize to you, because yesterday when you said that this game must have infinite potential because of its unique gameplay, I still didn't believe it,"

   "But now it seems that you were really insightful and unique in your judgment of the market!"

   It stands to reason that the person involved must be happy to hear such a rainbow fart.

   After all, who doesn't like to hear flattery!

  But Shen Miaomiao is different!

  After hearing Chu Qingzhou's words, she was not only unhappy, but even broke into a cold sweat!

  Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen...

  Sister Chu Chu praised her so much, how many copies of this game must have been sold! !

   "Cough, sister Chuchu, our family doesn't speak two different languages,"

  Shen Miaomiao couldn't hold back her uneasiness, and interrupted Chu Qingzhou with a light cough:

   "So, what is the sales performance of Director Gu's "Mao Leo"...?"

   "Haha, Mr. Shen, your hundreds of guesses are too conservative!"

  On the other end of the phone, Chu Qingzhou's voice was light and joyful:

   "We got off to a good start! In 12 hours, the total sales amount was 4872 copies, and the total sales amount was 9744. We will earn back the principal soon!"

   "... much... how much?!"

   Before Chu Qingzhou finished speaking!

  Shen Miaomiao let out a high-pitched exclamation, which sounded more excited than Chu Qingzhou's, almost screaming.

   "Haha, four thousand eight hundred and seventy-two copies!"

  On the other end of the phone, Chu Qingzhou laughed loudly:

   "How is it? Mr. Shen, did you not expect this sales volume? Surprised! Surprised!"

send!

   Shen Miaomiao's eyes went dark!

   He fell directly on the bed and restarted on the spot!

  Surprise...what a surprise...

   She was so pleasantly surprised that she wanted to open the window now, go downstairs and buy a firework to celebrate, instead of taking the stairs or the elevator.

  Cinema taught him to do this game? !

   Are those players crazy, have money but no place to spend, to buy such a crap? !

  More than 4,800 copies? !

   More than nine thousand seven hundred dollars? !

  I lost three hundred yuan when I co-authored it?

   Oh no, no!

  This is just less than a day's sales data!

  Following this momentum, Mao Leo will break through 5,000 copies, and get back the principal easily!

   Once the income exceeds the principal before the system settles, the system will automatically determine that the investment is successful, and the rebate will be invalid on the spot!

  Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao turned on the system in despair and took a look!

  【Investment Rebate System】

  【Current investment amount: 10,000 yuan】

  【Estimated rebate amount: 3000 yuan】

  【Remaining settlement time: 6 days and 15 hours】

   Gudong!

"Why…"

  Shen Miaomiao was lying on the bed, her eyes were full of unwillingness, like a defeated villain, she almost vomited blood.

   On the other end of the phone, Chu Qingzhou seemed so cheerful that she didn't hear the despair of her young lady:

   "Haha! Because we are lucky! Yesterday, there was an anchor who was doing a show! We happened to choose our game for live broadcast!"

   "The effect of that show hahahahaha! I laughed so hard that I almost burst into tears!"

   "Well, I'll send you the video later, take a look, it's really interesting..."

   Hang up with the phone.

  Shen Miaomiao laid her dead body on the bed, as if she had lost her soul.

   A full half an hour!

  Shen Miaomiao let out a long sigh and wailed:

   "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

   It's outrageous!

   Who would have imagined this!

   Moreover, she made up the sales data of small games for the past three years last night!

  In terms of Yiyou platform alone, in the past three years, less than 500 mini-games sold more than 1,000 copies on the first day.

   Less than 50 mini-games sold more than 5,000 copies on the first day!

   And these works that sold more than 5,000 on the first day are either well-known sequels, or produced by well-known designers, or they are guaranteed by established companies!

   But they have this Cat Leo!

   It's just a newly reorganized company, employing a senior stupid designer, and casually made a garbage thing with sloppy painting style, abstract characters, and level hell!

  Why can you sell so many copies? !

   Could it be that, as Sister Chu Chu said, it was luck that happened to bump into a big anchor for free promotion?

  Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao picked up her phone again, and opened the video that Chu Qingzhou sent her—

  “…My evaluation is: it's just mediocre!”

  In the picture, A Yin waved his hand towards the camera, chic and confident.

  The abstract kitty in the game has also gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers.

  At this moment, he is standing proudly at the top of the grand ladder, looking at the flagpole at the end not far ahead, with a smile on his face: (=°ω°=)

  A Yin was a little ecstatic:

   "See, what's ahead, come and tell me loudly on the barrage—"

  The barrage burst into laughter:

   'is life-59'

  'Hahahahahaha sixty lives'

  'I just like your confident look'

  'Have you forgotten how you were crushed to death by a mob from the sky just now? '

  'I bet, if you can touch this flagpole with your life, I'll put a rocket on you directly'

  'Why are you still talking about the Rockets?'

  'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no rockets will be given away in the live broadcast room from now on'”

  'Go back and suggest to the platform to change the boss's rocket into the shape of a water pipe'

  'Pig heart with shrimp, pig heart with shrimp...'

   On the bullet screen, ridicule and ridicule drifted over one after another, making A Yin feel like Kong Yiji who walked into a tavern.

   Also, I have been playing games for so many years, and I can be regarded as an old player. There are countless wonderful operations, although sometimes I am stupid, but I have never been as outrageous as today!

  One level only!

  He owed 59 lives!

  If you count the 3 lives given at the beginning, the cat Leo has tortured him more than 60 times in the first level!

   Is it tolerable or unbearable!

   "It's so awesome, brother! It's almost the end, may I die again!"

  A Yin waved his fist, expressing his dissatisfaction with the barrage, and at the same time cheering himself up:

   "I just passed the level with a big jump, it's impossible to waste half of my life!"

   Talking!

   A Yin took a deep breath!

   "I—go you!!"

   A big jump!

  Mao Leo drew an elegant arc in the air, and was about to touch the top of the finish line flagpole!

   Whoosh—! !

  Suddenly, a red bullet screen flew out from the right end of the game screen—

  【Pass the level? You can't get past it! 】

  Boom!

  The red barrage, like a speeding truck, slammed into Mao Leo's body, sending him flying!

   Health: -60

   There is a brief dead silence.

  Seeing that A Yin's face turned from green to red, and then from red to purple, he looked like a volcano on the verge of eruption!

   Immediately afterwards, I saw A Yin blushing, raised his fist and slammed it on the table!

  Boom!

  The keyboard and mouse on the desktop jumped with the vibration, and the handle was thrown out by A Yin!

  That day, everyone in the community where A Yin lived heard the incompetent roar full of grievances, and even a little bit of crying—

   "If I play this game again, I will be my grandson!!"

   "Fuck off! Go—!!"

   "Get out of my computer!!"

  Seeing this scene, Shen Miaomiao outside the screen couldn't help grinning.

   Oops, our game seems to be driving people crazy...

  (end of this chapter)

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