Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 127

  Chapter 127 Horror ratio! The second half begins!

   This morning!

  Golden Wind Project Department!

  Everyone is eating breakfast.

   "I still have two buns that I can't eat anymore, Brother Yun, can you still eat..."

   "Okay, give it to me, it happens that my soy milk is a bit full..."

   "Brother, the noodles I ordered can't be eaten by myself, let's share..."

   "Oh oh ok, let's share..."

   "It's sharing, not points!"

   "What's the difference..."

   "It's just... Oh, I won't give it to you!"

   "Huh? Ah?"

   A group of people were eating, when the door of the big office opened, and Lu Bian walked in, waving a list, with a happy face!

   "Brothers and sisters! Comrades! CEET's first week data is out!"

  Wow—

   As soon as this remark comes out!

   Everyone was in commotion!

  Because since the word-of-mouth burst on the first day of Titanfall, the popularity of this game has been at a high level!

   And after Mr. Gu personally took action and reached a joint announcement cooperation with Legendary Pictures, he became the only true **** among the six **** masterpieces that stirred up the game circle at the beginning with a crushing attitude!

   Now!

   Week 1 is over!

  Everyone wants to see what kind of achievements their No. BT-7274 mech Lu Bu has created under such a hot support!

  'How much, Brother Bian'er! '

  'Hurry, hurry, can't wait! '

  'How much, is it over 300,000? '

  'Am I crazy by relying on you? 300,000 sets is 60 million turnover! This is a new generation of somatosensory cabin! '

  'Indeed, if this is Yiyou x1, it will probably sell more'

  'Let's do this, Director Lu give me some directions, let's first reveal the sales situation of Yiyou x2, let's discuss the number among the programming, planning, and art teams, and whoever is the worst will make breakfast tomorrow? '

  'Fuck it! '

  'Come on! Isn't our program team a must-win? '

'Why! Don't play tricks! Brother Bian can't be considered the boss of your program now, he is the referee! '

  'Mr. Gu! Brother Sheng! Do you play? '

  For a while, everyone in the project department became playful, and they turned their heads to look at Gu Sheng who was wiping his mouth and lighting a cigarette after breakfast.

   click.

   Gu Sheng lit a cigarette, and nodded amidst the green smoke:

   "Playing, I didn't look at the sales situation, I counted myself in the same group."

   Talking!

   Gu Sheng pulled out a piece of paper from the printer on the table, wrote a number on it, and folded it.

   "This is my guess, I don't look at the sales of Yiyou x2, I guess blindly,"

  Gu Sheng shook the white paper in his hand and pressed it under the ashtray:

   "It's your turn."

   Whoo—! !

   Such a pretentious scene made the project department sigh.

  Artists are bold!

   Seeing that the boss was happily playing with him, everyone stopped hesitating and urged the landing side.

   "Okay, okay,"

  Amidst the sound of urging, Lu Bian pressed his hand:

   "Listen well, as of 23:59 last night, Yiyou x2 had sold a total of 358,920 units!"

   Hiss—! !

  As soon as this number came out, the entire project department gasped!

   More than 358,000 units!

To know!

  When Yiyou x2 was released on the first day, the sales volume was 46,000!

   That is to say, with the blessing of Titanfall, Yiyou's x2 somatosensory cabin, in the subsequent sales process, sales increased instead of falling, achieving an incredible increase in sales!

  In this way...

  Everyone formed a group discussion!

  Not long!

  The three groups of people in the project department took out the final result!

  On behalf of the art group, Da Jiang raised the white paper in his hand: "300,000 copies, 83% of which were purchased."

  Jiang Yun, representing the planning team, followed closely behind: "250,000 copies, 73% of which were purchased."

  Finally, it is the cheerful representative of the program group: "280,000 copies, purchases accounted for 78%."

  The three parties each come up with their own guesses!

  All eyes are on Lu Bian who has the final answer!

   I saw Lu Bian showing a subtle expression after hearing everyone's answers:

   "Comrades..."

   "I don't know if you look down on Lao Gu, or belittle yourself..."

   "There isn't even one that exceeds 85%, tsk tsk..."

   Talking!

  Seeing Lu Bian took a deep breath, unfolded the data sheet in his hand, and said loudly!

   "As of the early hours of yesterday, Titanfall, a single week of sales—"

   "355,430 sets, total sales of 70.37 million, accounting for 99% of purchases!!"

  Om—! !

  As soon as the sales summary results come out!

   Just listen to the noise in the project department!

  'Lie! groove! How many? ! '

  'Three hundred and fifty-five thousand sets? '

  'Ninety-nine percent is too outrageous! For every 100 units of Yiyou x2, 99 people bought TTF? ! '

  'Wardfa—'

  'What the hell...you are a thief! What a loser! '

  'Is this proportion unprecedented? '

  'There is no one before, and it is estimated that there will be no one in the future'

  'By the way, brother Sheng guessed a lot! '

  'Yes, Mr. Gu guessed how many sets, if he guesses correctly, we will invite our planning team to treat us tomorrow...'

   Exclaimed!

   Everyone also turned their heads to look at the boss!

  They all want to know, as the creator of this game, what kind of expectations will Gu Sheng give it?

  Chila—

   Gu Sheng crushed out the cigarette butt, and pulled out the piece of paper he wrote from under the ashtray.

  Slowly unfold.

   A big "350,000 sets, 97%+" was written on the top of the paper.

  However, this line of speculation was crossed out by him at the end.

   Then wrote "1 set" below.

   "It shouldn't be changed, tsk,"

  Gu Sheng smacked his lips, pretended to be annoyed and shook his head, then looked around at everyone in the project department and smiled:

   "What do you want for breakfast tomorrow?"

   I saw that the project department froze for half a second!

   Then there was a good laugh!

  Director Gu is Director Gu!

  For the market, he has a keen perception almost like a monster.

   At the same time, he is also a well-deserved backbone, what a boss!

  'I want to eat wagyu buns! Brother Sheng! '

  'I want to eat lobster siu mai! Director! '

  'I want to eat three shrimp noodles! Boss! '

  'We don't have high requirements, waking up in the morning is like eating a cup of Buddha jumping over the wall...'

'Why? I really let you! You will repay your kindness with revenge, right? '

  'Hahahahahahaha…'

  Laughter and laughter sounded in the Golden Wind Company.

  Everyone didn't notice their laughter at all, and it would eventually turn into sharp arrows, piercing through the crack of the door into the CEO's office, piercing Shen Miaomiao into a sieve.

   Pooh-

  Listening to the voice from the project department, Shen Miaomiao felt her blood surging and her head buzzing.

  More than 70 million in a single week, 140 million in two weeks.

  My originally expected net loss of 90 million has shrunk by two-thirds in an instant.

  One billion becomes three hundred million.

  Shen Miaomiao was very sad.

  However, the matter has come to this point, no matter what she does, she can't reverse the fact that Titanfall exploded and the purchase accounted for 99%.

never mind!

finally!

  Shen Miaomiao still let out a long sigh, and blew a kiss into the air, as a goodbye to the six or seven billion dollars that belonged to her.

  300 million is 300 million, no matter what, it can be regarded as earning the production cost of two Titanfall.

   It can be considered a victory!

  Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao nodded and looked at the time—

   "Phew—the second half is about to start, I hope TTF behaves like a normal game,"

   "It's been a week, and it's time to return to normal. The sales volume has dropped a little..."

   As twilight falls.

  Sharks, black flags, dragon teeth, Xiaopozhan...

  Banners were hung up one after another in the game area of ​​the live broadcast platform.

  The figures of BT-7274 and Tieyu landed on the homepages of major live broadcast platforms.

   And the total number of viewers of the major live broadcast platforms today seems to be extraordinarily large.

  Especially in the live broadcast rooms of those big anchors.

   Even before the start of the broadcast, the barrage on the black screen was already full of excitement!

   'No seventh day of Titanfall, miss it'

  'I really can't wait any longer, I've been counting on TTF for the past few days…'

  'Strongly recommend not to wait so long in the future, woo woo woo woo'

  'I really want to play... Titanfall (BT addiction attack)'

'I really can't wait for it to be hot, unlock it soon brother, please (please), my hands are really itchy (crying), please, I am obedient, my body is like ants crawling now, please let me TTF unlock it (cry) (tongue out) (twisted crawl)'

'The worst episode of BT addiction, lying on the bed, chanting the Great Compassion Mantra desperately, scratching myself in pain, thinking that Iron Pilot training was fine, but seeing Iron Pilots around the world running faster than me, I slapped myself desperately, the more I slapped myself The harder I fanned myself, the tears flowed out, I really didn't know what to do, I really wanted BT to go crazy (crying) (crying) (crying)'

  'Don't make such a fuss, okay?'

  'Let the old thief infect you, right?'

   'It's hard to imagine the state of mind of a Golden Wind game player'

  'It's too bad for me to comment'

   'A new Bible has been born...'

  There are a lot of discussions on the bullet screen, discussing the revitalization of the abstract bible, everything that one expects to find.

finally!

  Eight o'clock in the evening.

  The unlocking time is reset to zero, and the second half of Titanfall's more ambitious and exciting chapter will be unlocked on time!

   "Oh—fuck bros bros!"

  Dai Xiaomei's live broadcast room, an exclamation sounded!

  Dai Xiaomei, who entered the game early and waited for the countdown to end, saw her eyes go dark after the countdown!

  The logo of Golden Wind appeared in front of him.

   Next is Yiyou's logo.

   At the end, there is even a Legendary Films LOGO with special thanks.

   And after the three major LOGOs!

  【Director: Gu Sheng (SamGu)】The words slowly emerged.

  The grand symphonic background played slowly.

  The sound of hunting wind rang in the ears of Dai Xiaomei, it sounded like she was standing on a mountain peak.

  Dai Xiaomei just felt goosebumps all over her body!

   "It's started, it's started! Did you hear it, brothers! The wind! There is the wind!"

  At this moment, the live broadcast room is also boiling!

  'ohhhhhhh—it's finally started! '

  'Damn it! Scalp numb! '

'Barrage! closure! The anchor independent microphone voice! closure! sofa! ready! Popcorn! ready! '

  'You know how to watch movies'

  'It's the most embarrassing to turn off the anchor's independent microphone sound'

  'A Huaxia Dragon is missing at this time'

  'Zizi—wait—wait for the light to ascend—! ! '

  'Grass hahahahaha I didn't expect there to be a soundtrack'

  'The sense of substitution is very strong, I have already turned off the light'

  'Peanut melon seed mineral water, beer drink eight-treasure porridge, come and pick it up...'

  'Dude, you went to the wrong set, this is a movie theater, not a green leather car'

  'Sooner or later, I will be laughed to death by sand sculpture netizens...'

  The audience is excited!

   And the long-awaited full sensory experience of the little girl is gradually covering all aspects!

  The cold mountain wind with some gunpowder smoke blows, the sound of mechanical movement rings in my ears, the hard bottom of my buttocks seems to be sitting on an iron bump, and it seems to be moving upwards continuously between vibrations.

  The screen gradually brightens.

   The rugged rock wall slowly appeared in front of him.

  It turned out that at this moment, she was sitting on BT's shoulders, and as BT climbed step by step, she came to a mountain!

   "Mist Grass—!!"

  In the mountains, there are clouds and mist, and the stone walls are exposed.

  Looking down, my legs felt weak for a while, and the mountain stream was bottomless.

  Chick—

  As the flames of the injector sounded, she heard a scream from the little girl, and she held on to the BT that jumped and took off.

  She felt that her lower abdomen was a little swollen.

  She was originally afraid of heights, but under the effect of being so immersive, she only felt that her legs were weak, and she was almost paralyzed on BT—

   "Hey, hey, slow down, slow down BT! Damn it! Damn it, it's too **** tall!"

   "Who's good at rock climbing? Half of the game shows the screen!" Damn it!

   "Don't don't—ahhhhhhhhhhh!!"

  Boom!

   One person and one Titan landed steadily on a winding mountain path, and the long-lost mellow and steady synthetic voice of BT sounded:

  【BT: Cooper Pilot, Anderson is dead, but as long as we connect with the fleet, we can complete his mission, and the interstellar signal station ahead just comes in handy】

   Now!

  The advance troops of the Rebel Army to Typhon suffered heavy losses, and the two pilots, Lastimosa and Anderson, were killed.

  The advance troops were all scattered and fighting on their own, making it difficult to organize an effective attack.

  And the IMC is preparing to fold the space-time super weapon, and will soon target and destroy the Harmony star where the rebel army is located.

   All the heavy burdens rested on the agent Pilot Cooper.

  He must quickly transmit the information he has obtained to the large army to stop the conspiracy of General IMC Mudd.

   Lonely hero.

   But now, the Lonely Hero's legs are a little weak.

   It's been a long time!

  Dai Xiaomei barely slipped along the body of BT to the ground:

"Aiya, I go-"

   "In the future, if there is such a high-altitude operation, I must sit in the cockpit..."

   said.

  BT took a step forward, followed by Little Sister Dai.

  The prelude to an all-out war has begun, and they need to notify their friendly forces quickly to get support.

  Along along the winding mountain path, a round of rising sun is slowly rising from the clouds, and the golden-red morning sun spreads on the mountains, coating the cliffs with a layer of gold.

  【BT: Pilot, the signal tower is just ahead. 】

   And when Dai Xiaomei finally came to the top of the mountain along the path, and raised her eyes in the direction pointed by BT, the stunning scenery in front of her was even more shocking——

   But in the distance, there are many mountains and mountains, like cone-like mountains that go straight into the sky, connecting the sky and the earth.

  The sun with golden awns shines from time to time in the clouds and mists.

  A huge signal tower stands in the valley, and the huge pot-shaped signal receiving platform faces the sun, like a huge sunflower made of steel.

  In a split second, the barrage whispered—

  'Mist grass—the old thief's aesthetic ability is really amazing'

  'This composition, this light and shadow, are really awesome'

  'Golden Wind's art team has something…'

  'You call this something? '

  'The time before was static and exquisite, and the signal tower here is majestic and majestic. To be honest, let's find a chance to make a movie in the future'

  'Maybe there will be a movie in the future, the linkage with Legendary Pictures is the first step'

  'So this level is to use this signal tower to upload signals? '

  'Theoretically yes, but it's definitely not that simple, maybe you have to go up to repair the signal station'

  'Hahahahaha that grass is too outrageous, so tall, I'm afraid it's not just scaring the old woman to pee'

  'I don't know if Yiyou x2 is waterproof...'

  Looking at the comments on the bullet screen, and at the towering signal tower, the little girl grinned.

   I hope not.

  I can't stand it.

   While thinking, Dai Xiaomei and BT went to the control room not far from the signal station.

  However, just as they were about to reach the control room, a loud radio signal came through through the pilot's helmet—

  【Cole: Chi Chi... Iron Pilot! It's Pilot! Sir, can you hear me... chi chi...]

  【Cole: We were besieged by enemy troops in the control room! Call for help! We need... Chi Chi... There are too many stalkers here...]

  【Cole: Chichi...ask for support...we can't hold on...】

   da da da da—

Whizzing-

  The sound of fierce battle rang out in the headset of Little Sister Dai.

  Looking at the familiar name on the head-up display, Dai Xiaomei suddenly showed a subtle expression on her face.

  If I remember correctly...

   Cole seems to be the captain of the Rifle Corps, his previous leader, right?

   At the very beginning of the game, he threw the rifle to himself, urging that the simulated training should be over quickly and he would go to the battlefield.

   "Ahem! Iron Pilot received it!"

   Talking!

  Driving a BT down the mountain path, I saw the control room being besieged as soon as I turned the corner!

   But at this time, the alloy door of the control room was closed tightly, and densely packed stalker robots as tall as ordinary people were launching an attack, which looked like a wave of disturbed corpses in the road to survival.

  Under the intertwined fire net, the gate of the control room is riddled with holes and crumbling!

  Facing so many stalkers, the rebel squad, which was originally a defeated army, was completely powerless.

   Fortunately, at this time, Tieyu's little girl arrives!

   tom tom tom—

  Chichi—Boom!

  The Titan machine gun roared, and the cluster missiles washed the ground round after round.

  Ordinary soldiers look like extremely tricky stalker robots, but they are like toys in front of powerful titans. They can even step on them into discus as soon as they walk across the room!

   There was a burst of bombardment!

  When the last stalker was crushed, the voice of BT sounded:

  【BT: The enemy has been eliminated, well done, this victory is a reflection of our good combat efficiency】

"Of course!"

  Daddy girl smiled:

   "I've been doing iron pilot training every day this week, and I'm not unfamiliar at all!"

   While chatting with BT, Dai Xiaomei also came to the gate of the control room.

   Press his own communication device: "Agent Pilot Jack Cooper, call Rebel Captain Cole, all enemies have been wiped out by our department, open the door."

   chirp—boom—

"receive!"

  As the door opened, Cole's voice came from the communication:

   "Thanks to you, sir! Those stalkers are endless, we don't think we can last long."

  After the meeting with Dai Xiaomei, Cole was obviously taken aback, as if he didn't expect that the agent Pilot driving BT-7274 is actually her.

  However, he still gratefully addressed Dai Xiaomei as the officer.

   Hear that!

  Dai Xiaomei's mouth almost reached the back of her head!

  Wuhu! Feng Shui turns!

   Suddenly, I became the captain of Captain Cole!

Cool!

   Trying to restrain her crooked smile as if the dragon king is returning, the little girl Dai stepped forward and patted Cole on the shoulder in a dignified way:

   "Ahem! Xiaoke—"

   "You're welcome, this is what I should do, you all worked hard,"

   "It happens that you are here, so let's report the current situation of the signal station!"

   The voice has not yet fallen!

   There were boos on the barrage!

  'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...you are really a villain...'

  'Captain Cole probably has the heart for both of you now'

  'Cole: I would have let the stalker kill me if I knew it'

  'You know how a villain can succeed...'

  'Teacher La: I am also blind'

  'Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a **** ugly face...'

  'It made you salty fish turn around, right? '

  'No way, I really want to go along the network cable and give a pestle, it's too **** cheap! '

  'Hahahahahahaha…'

  (end of this chapter)

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