Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 60

  Chapter 60 Old horse ah-ah-! ! 【Subscribe】

   What is the most classic plot of Chinese horror!

  Pairing yin marriages is at the forefront.

  Ghost marriage refers to finding a spouse for a dead man or woman. This spouse may also be a dead person or a living person.

  Such a terrifying and even cruel etiquette has naturally become the source of countless supernatural legends.

  Being influenced by these supernatural legends, the Chinese people are naturally extremely afraid of such scenes.

  What kind of skeleton ghost, what kind of Satanic devil.

   In the face of the horror of ghost marriage, all of them are overshadowed and dwarfed by comparison.

   "No... the designer of this game is a psychopath, I'm really screwed!"

  Liu Peijia's voice sounded trembling.

  Seeing this scene, the barrage is also whispering—

  'Brother Sheng Zi is really a pure pervert'

  'What a cub, he knows what the Chinese people are afraid of'

  'An ancient house, a ghost-hunting map that is more suitable for Huaguo babies' physique'

  'I feel like Brother Shengzi doesn't need to do anything, just setting up those paper figurines and paper majialiang dim red lanterns is enough for players to imagine wildly'

   'I've turned on all the lights in the house'

  'I'm going to pee first'

  'I have wrapped the quilt tightly, ghosts cannot harm the people inside the quilt'

  'You know how to defend comprehensively'

  'Be careful not to expose your feet outside the bed...'

  'You guys are so superstitious, like me, you don't panic at all when you kneel in front of the statue of Guan Erye to watch the live broadcast'

  Accompanied by the footsteps of four people, a group of people walked through the courtyard and arrived at the door of the main house.

  Teacher Ma, headed by the leader, raised the EMF, checked it, and after confirming that there were no ghost fluctuations in the door, he stepped forward and slowly pushed the door open.

   Squeak—

  The old wooden door made a toothache sound.

  In the main room, it was dark, only two white candles were placed on the Eight Immortals table in the middle of the room, and the bean-sized flames gave off a faint gleam.

  On the grand master chair on the left, there is a black and white photo of a man.

  The chair on the right is empty.

  The last thing the four of them wanted to see happened—

  Xiuniang, the ghost they investigated this time is the buried bride of this ghost marriage.

  The goal is very clear, the next step is to recruit ghosts.

   Several people, you look at me, and I look at you.

   Then, he began to be crazily humble—

   "Come on, eggplant, shout out!"

   "I can't, I have a bad throat recently, why don't Mr. Di come, Mr. Di will definitely be able to chat with the female ghost!"

   "I'm so unfamiliar, come on melon, melon has a loud voice..."

   "How can I do that, you seniors are here, how dare I make a mistake, I choose Teacher Ma, he has made great contributions to the team..."

   "No, no, I can't be too showy, come on..."

   "You still come..."

   "Why don't he come..."

   "Anyway, I'm not coming..."

  For a while, four people stood at the door of the main room, discussing heatedly, one by one backed away.

  The water friends all laughed—

  '"FPS District Brothers and Brothers Gong"''

  'It's just that everyone is timid and lustful'

  'After all, there is no safe time for expert difficulty, ghosts may start hunting directly at any time'

  'No, you can find a serious class'

  'Pay attention to the timing of entering the factory'

  '"Extreme Pull"'

  'If you keep pushing for a while, the group should be wiped out...'

   Maybe it was the barrage reminder that had an effect, or maybe they realized that they should go back to the gate if they dragged on like this.

  Finally, winter melon stood out!

   "Everyone! Everyone! I have a proposal!"

  Winter Melon raised her hands, like the Shiba Inu in the expression pack of "everyone listen to me":

   "Let's do this! Our life and death are determined by God, shall we be rich?"

  Hearing this, the other three nodded and said with interest, "Okay, why is there a law of life and death?"

   Seeing that several people agreed, Donggua clapped his hands: "Come on, listen to my arrangement, it's absolutely fair—"

  Under his instructions, the four of them entered the room together, first closed the door, and then dragged the Eight Immortals table to the center of the room.

  Afterwards, Donggua placed the flashlights of the four people around, and placed the dot matrix projector on the Eight Immortals table.

  The dot matrix projector was originally used to detect the actions of ghosts. After it was turned on, it had the same effect as a disco light ball, plus four flashlights.

  The well-behaved ghost marriage mourning hall instantly turned into an outrageous and familiar appearance.

   And at this time!

  The water friends also seem to realize what this group of force is going to do—

   'Ghost: I have a bad feeling'

  'Are you going to…'

  'I suggest taking winter melon to see the brain'

  'If you really can't do it, why don't you try Chinese medicine? '

  'It feels like something out of the ordinary is about to happen'

'etc! Winter melon seems to have started giving them glow sticks! '

  'Isn't that thing thrown on the ground to detect ghost footprints? '

  'Light ball...spotlight...light stick...this is a fucking...'

  'Disco…Disco? ! ! '

   "Everyone!"

   Having arranged everything, Donggua clapped her hands:

   "Are you ready?!"

Ready-! !

   Everyone is not a fool. Seeing this posture, they all know what the **** the winter melon is going to do!

but!

   Things have come to this, they have no room to turn back!

  After all, if you mention withdrawal at this time, you will always bear the reputation of being timid and lustful!

   With everyone getting ready!

   Just see the headed winter melon put the light stick by his mouth!

   "My friends from Radisson! A music festival brought to you by DJ Dong Guaqiang! Go to the tune!!"

   Shout out to him!

  Dynamic DJ music appeared in the public mic!

  Winter melon also swayed to the rhythm of the music!

   "One, two, three! The phoenix dances for nine days!"

   Move time play time!

   "Music Factory! Dance Ceremony!"

   Move time play time!

   "Bring it to you - let me see your hands - Wuhu!!"

  Next second! The demons danced wildly!

   Move time play time! Move every time!

   Fluorescent sticks are frantically waving, and the explosive local DJ dance music and the light spots of the dot-matrix projector are perfectly matched!

good!

  Winter Melon's so-called life and death are fate, it is to retreat to advance, deliberately provoke Xiu Niang to let her show up quickly, so that they can die happily!

   At the price of randomly sacrificing an unlucky one, in exchange for ghost information!

  The hilarious and horrifying death scene made the live broadcast room explode instantly!

  The audience at the scene laughed like crazy—

   "Zhuo! Doomsday!!"

  'What a fool! You guys are hahahahaha! '

  'Take one at random, right? '

   "No, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to laugh and lose oxygen"

  'Bring your own cement! Assemble at the entrance of the village! '

   '(dance) (dance) (dance)'

  'I'm blanching! Unique job! ! '

  'Yan Wang: Why do I have the names of four non-mainstream people flashing in the book of life and death? '

  'Xiu Niang only hates that she can only take one away every time she hunts'

  'It's embarrassing, isn't it? ? ? '

'no? Who is the ghost? '

   'It's off the charts…'

  'Xiu Niang: What's going on? '

  'Oh my god, I laughed so hard that tears came out of my eyes hahahahahaha…'

  'It's too **** outrageous, Xiuniang also suffered bad luck when she met the four of you'

To know!

  This is an expert map. Ghosts have no free time, are easily irritated, and may start hunting at any time.

   So, before they have a good time dancing!

   Less than half a minute!

   The candlelight in the room suddenly went out!

   Immediately afterwards, the flashlights in the audience flickered!

  The atmosphere at the scene is more like a disco!

   "Hunted!!"

  In the dynamic rhythm of DJ dance music, just listen to the scream of winter melon!

  Fear and excitement intertwine to make the adrenaline rush!

   Everyone looked around!

"No?"

  Liu Peijia scanned around but couldn't see any ghosts.

   "Yes... I didn't see it..."

  Liu Di and Teacher Ma also looked left and right, not to mention ghosts, none of them were seen.

However!

   Just when everyone was wondering!

  Winter Melon felt that a strand of silk thread blocked his vision.

   subconsciously raised his hand and looked up—

  A pale face appeared in front of him, face to face with him.

  The woman hangs upside down on the beam of the house, the red Xiuhe and her hair hang down.

  The white paper-like face was slightly swollen, blood flowed from the two hollow eye sockets, and a mouth that was bigger than a football was open, as if it could chew off a human head in one bite.

Snapped!

   There is no pause at all!

  Winter Melon Qiang disappeared in place!

   And the upper right corner of the somatosensory screen immediately displayed the message that he was disconnected!

   Scared to death! Dropped on the spot!

   And at this time!

  The remaining three people also saw that unforgettable scene, and they exploded on the spot! !

  The screams of the three people almost knocked off the roof of the old house!

   "I **** RUN AH**** I*** YOU******ME****—!!"

  Throw down the light stick, and run away!

   Behind him, the sound of ghosts sounded!

  Seeing Xiu Niang fall from the beam, her joints flipped over, she lay on the ground, her feet on the ground like a scary spider, and followed the remaining three people to chase after her!

   Liu Peijia felt that his guts were going to be scared out of his wits!

   In a panic, grabbing Mr. Di beside him was like running for his life!

  Following the main room all the way to the east, the two found a large wardrobe, and crawled into it!

   "Damn!! Fuck, Fuck!! Hold the door!"

   "Hold on, hold on!"

   "It's broken, it's broken! It's pulling the door outside!"

  "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

   "WDNMD I'm already straining!!"

   "Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! Really wrong! Big sister!"

   "Don't dare! Don't dare again, I will hang you..."

   Bang Dang! bang! bang!

   Bang Dang—

finally!

   When all is said and done, the EMF stops beeping.

  The force that kept pulling the doorknob outside the closet also disappeared.

   It took two minutes to slow down!

  Liu Peijia and Liu Dicai in the closet breathed a sigh of relief!

   "Huh—I'm drowning—"

   "It should be all right?"

   "Probably, the EMF is gone."

   "Let's... go out and see?"

"Walk…"

   Talking.

  Liu Peijia slowly let go of his hand, and pushed the door of the closet outward a crack.

   Squeak—

  Outside the door, there is nothing.

  The red-clothed Xiu Niang seemed to have finished hunting, and fell silent again.

   But the question is... who did she hunt?

   Liu Peijia and Liu Di looked at each other.

   Then, the expressions of the two of them changed at the same time!

   "Damn it!!"

   "Old horse!!"

   With a bang, the two pushed the door open and walked out.

   I saw the corpse lying on the ground head-on!

   It is the old horse!

  He died right outside the cabinet door, with one hand still on the side of the cabinet!

   Instantly!

  An extremely bad guess arose in the hearts of the two of them!

"Could it be that…"

   "The person who just pulled our cabinet..."

   "Not a ghost?"

   "It's an old horse???"

   Just finished!

  Seeing the lower left corner of the public screen of the game, a line of text popped up——

  【Wuhu Teacher Ma: Yes, I had a problem with the microphone just now】

wipe-! !

   Instantly!

  The remorse of the mistake enveloped the two of them!

  Especially Liu Peijia, who directly put on the pain mask, put his head in his hands, and was about to cry!

  Because just now, he was the one who pulled the door the most!

   That led to Teacher Ma being hunted outside the door!

   "Ah... ah... ah!!"

  Next second! A cry of sorrow resounded through the live broadcast room! Weep on the spot!

   "Old horse—hey—!!"

   "Old horse—!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!"

  Explosion of effects!

  The water friends burst out laughing!

  'Hahahahaha grass! Wonderful! Bravo! '

  'The show is full of effects, okay! ! '

  'Hahahaha I haven't stopped laughing since I started dancing, I didn't expect such a **** big job! ! '

'quick! Who can suona! '

  'Mr. Ma will be sorry for Liu Peijia if he doesn't lie down and cover himself with a white cloth today...'

  'I'm tired of laughing, I'm really tired of laughing, I've lost all strength, help me, someone help me...'

  'This piece of advice is directly included in the Beijing Film Academy textbook'

  'It's worse than when Teacher Ma died and cried'

  'I would like to call it another famous scene of Quan Shark, which is as famous as "Where is Daddy Yiyi at work"! '

  '"Eggplant Crying Horse"'

  'Hahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing'

  'This game is too top-notch! Scary and funny! Deserved! '

  'I don't allow anyone who doesn't have this game on Yiyou x1! '

  'Fu Ge v50 for Lao Ma Suizi'

  'Ha ha ha ha grass! '

"...Well, yes, the exchange rate variable I used in this article is the monthly data of the real effective exchange rate of Huaguo currency after the exchange rate reform in July 2005. The trade balance variable is the IM and EX published by the National Bureau of Statistics, and then the It is seasonally and logarithmically adjusted,”

   "Okay, then I will test the stationarity of each variable according to the whole column theory, okay,"

   "Well, then, teacher, please rest. I will send you an email after I have revised it. Goodbye."

   click.

That night.

  Shen Miaomiao hung up the voice call that lasted for an hour and a half, closed the notebook, and breathed a sigh of relief.

  Two small fists raised above the head, stretching a big lazy waist:

   "Ah-oh my god, I'm exhausted..."

   In recent days, she has been busy with her thesis.

   Not because of the complexity of her thesis.

   Mainly because she was too salty before, so she didn't move a single word in the paper.

  Originally, Shen Miaomiao's plan was to finish it before the deadline.

  Unexpectedly, this week, her instructor suddenly notified her that she was planning to use her "Research on Huaguo Currency Exchange Rate and International Trade Payments" as a model paper for public defense, and the leaders of the Department of Education would participate.

   This is a pain for her.

  Draft and revise overnight, sort out documents, and communicate with tutors.

   A whole week!

   That is to say, the company has no projects now, so she, the fish-making president, does not need to "preside over the overall situation" in the past.

   Otherwise, she really has no skills at all while working in the company and writing a thesis.

   Stretching her sore shoulders, Shen Miaomiao flipped through the calendar by the table.

  See today on the calendar, with a red circle drawn on it.

  Shen Miaomiao was taken aback for a moment, then slapped her thigh!

   "Ah! These days, I'm so confused! Today is the day to settle my phobia!"

  PS: On the first day, the 2w+ words of the five chapters have been updated! Begging for a wave of recommended monthly tickets!

  (end of this chapter)

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