Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 74

  Chapter 74 [You disturbed the witch]

   "Cow! Cow! Cow!"

   Three exclamations sounded!

  Liu Peijia, holding an M4 rifle, pulled the trigger to repel the tide of corpses, and shouted at Donggua not far away:

   "Winter melon! Cow! Cow!"

   "I am a cow!!"

  The next second, Winter Melon yelled loudly!

  Seeing that at this moment, his whole body was caught in the hands of the bull, and he was thrown to the ground fiercely, flying around like a rag bag!

   "I'm caught by a bull! Do you need to remind me? Whoops—!"

"goose-"

  The funny scene made Eggplant laugh out loud. Even in the face of the howling corpses, it was still difficult to hold back:

   "Persist a little longer! I'll go over and save you right away..."

good!

  This is the eggplant team from FPS. They are very quick to get started, and the speed of the strategy game is also very fast.

   Just when A Yin and his group were still dying in the first map, the four of them, Liu Di and Xiao Hei, had already passed the first safe house and embarked on the journey again.

   Compared with the first building map, the second map has a lot more special feeling.

  Like a self-destructive fat man who can spit out bile, a smoker who can spit out his tongue to bind people, and a hunter who can instantly throw people to the ground.

   And the attacker who is now grabbing a winter melon and smashing it.

   These special senses are all kinds of strange things, each with special abilities, and usually appear together with the tide of corpses, and every time they will cause chaos in the team.

but!

  Eggplant and others are still in high spirits!

   One reason is that this kind of challenge is just right, adding a bit of difficulty to the cool game experience.

  Secondly, it is because this pioneering work of the second-generation FPS feels really great!

certainly!

  The most important thing is that the actions of sliding shovel and crawling really brought them a very different experience!

   So much so that now this group of people are not running, but shoveling!

   Shua la—

  Eggplant slides between the shovels, the gun takes aim, and three bullets hit the zombie's head.

   Shua la—

  Sliding the shovel, Liu Di sliced ​​across with the samurai sword in his hand, cutting off a piece of zombie in half.

   Shua la—

   Between Xiao Hei's sliding shovels, he dual-wielded Sand Eagles and shot left and right, creating a vacuum around him.

   Shua la—

  Winter melon slid with the shovel, directly bumped into the attacker, and was picked up on the spot and beaten violently.

  Boom! Tom! Tom!

Da da d

finally!

   A wave of corpses is over.

   Under the siege of the three people in turn, the attacker finally let out a roar of unwillingness, and fell heavily on the ground with a thud.

  The barrage finally breathed a sigh of relief—

  'You guys finally think of winter melon'

  '《Winter Melon! ox! ""'

  'Winter melon hyperthyroidism has been cured'

  'One wax gourd, one A Yin, pure and unlucky'

  'Hahaha I also just came from the boss live broadcast room, the boss has closed himself'

  'I have to say, Captain Yin really has a lot of shows'

  'It's not bad here, basically all the special feelings are from winter melon, just like a **** magnet...'

   Talk and laugh!

   A group of people continue to move forward.

  The sound of sliding shovels sounded from time to time, and the "joyful laughter" of several people made the live broadcast room feel like being in a high mountain, and the cries of apes on both sides of the strait continued.

  Although there were scattered zombies on the road, they were killed by the superb marksmanship of several people.

  Crossing the highway, turning around, a group of people came under a viaduct.

  There were not many zombies under the bridge. Liu Di swung his long knife, one by one, and quickly cleaned up the zombies.

  However, the only thing that surprised a few people was when all the zombies jumped at them like mad dogs and bit them.

  On the Yonglu Road not far away, there was a figure kneeling on the ground, motionless, as if he had no desire to attack.

  From the back view, it looks like a woman.

   The skin is fair, and even a little pale.

   Wearing a cool camisole on the upper body, the hem is a little tattered.

  The bottom is even cooler, and you can even vaguely see the round and delicate buttocks.

  At this moment, the slender woman was covering her face with her hands, her shoulders were trembling slightly, and she was sobbing softly.

   "Hey, hey hey!"

   Seeing this scene, Winter Melon couldn't help but shine!

   Hastily poked the eggplant next to him:

   "Brother Eggplant! Look at that! Tsk tsk! Look over there!"

  Winter Melon's reminder quickly attracted the attention of several other members of the team.

  Several people looked at it one after another, and they all exclaimed cryptically: "Yo—"

   Maybe I heard the voices of several people, or I was tired from sitting.

  The slender woman stood up slowly from the Yonglu Road, still covering her face.

   Straight and slender thighs, cool shape, and fair and delicate skin.

   For a moment, everyone in the Eggplant Squad couldn't help but blush a little.

   "Yo, yo, yo, shit, I can't help it, I really can't stand it."

  Xiao Hei said that he couldn't do it, but his eyes looked at the woman intently, and he didn't even want to turn his head.

   "WDNMD, don't look at it! Xiao Hei! Don't look at it!"

  Eggplant expressed deep opposition to this kind of duplicity, and looked aboveboard.

   "This game is made, **** it, no wonder you gave me a 16+ lock..."

   On the other side, the halazi of the winter melon was about to flow down, so I couldn't help walking forward.

  As for Liu Di, relying on the protection of the 16+ live broadcast room, he drove even more arrogantly!

  Seeing the fair-skinned woman walking towards the public toilet, she followed closely two steps:

   "Hey, hey, wax gourd! Is she going to the bathroom, **** it, don't go to the bathroom, pee on me..."

  As soon as this remark came out, the team immediately exploded!

  Everyone laughed and cursed wildly, and there was a burst of birdsong and flowers in the live broadcast room, and the Cybertronian language was flying everywhere!

   "My **** Liu Di, you are a ****, you goose goose..."

   "Really you are! **Hahaha!"

   "You're so **** perverted, I'm so fucked!"

   "Hahahaha, you are so innocent, you and me..."

  The barrage also explodes instantly—

  '《Status of the FPS area》'

  '"Everyone is Timid and Lustful"'

  'I can't take it anymore, it's too perverted, I'm going to choke hahahaha...'

   'Do you know how embarrassing it is for me to drive outside, huh'

  'Chunchun was born, WDNM is gone'

  'How do you feel that 16+ is a golden bell cover for you bs?'

  'Thank you for the grading system, the grading system has saved your district'

  'Go against the sky, go against the sky, it's true'

   'Birth, iron birth'

   'I'm going to throw up laughing...'

  Laughing and cursing!

   Several people also followed in the woman's footsteps.

   Hearing the sound of the woman crying and whimpering, it was a little scary, but it made people feel a little compassionate.

   Seeing this, Winter Melon couldn't help but leaned forward.

  He raised the shotgun arrogantly, and shook the woman with a flashlight:

   "Hey, sister, are you going out alone?"

   woo woo woo —

  The woman's cry seemed to be weaker.

   Seeing the other party's reaction, Donggua took another step forward: "Don't cry, it's okay, don't worry, we are not good...bad people!"

   While talking, Donggua took two quick steps and walked around in front of the woman. Wanting to see her true face, she asked while walking:

   "Are you an NPC, do you have any missions, how can I pick them up, and you..."

   Next second.

  Winter Melon's voice choked.

   On the pale wrist, blood-red sharp claws spread out like branches, between the fingers with violent veins, blood-red eyes as red as light bulbs stared at him firmly.

  Resentment, viciousness, horror.

  At this moment, Donggua once again recalled his fear of being dominated by the female ghost Xiuniang in "Phobia".

  A big question mark lingered in his mind—

  Why the **** would someone use a face mod in two games?

   But think about it again.

oh.

   This is the game of Golden Wind, the work of supernova pervert Gu Sheng.

  Everything seems much more reasonable.

   Come to think of it.

  Winter Melon's muzzle slowly raised, aiming at the witch, this zombie version of Xiu Niang, took a deep breath, sank to her dantian, and her voice was like a bell—

   "WDNMD!"

  Boom! !

"Ah ah ah ah ah-!!"

  The burst of gunfire and the scream of the witch sounded at the same time!

   Next!

  Everyone's heads-up display, a big red warning popped up—

  【You disturbed the witch! 】

  Eggplant team was blown up on the spot!

   "WDNMD Winter Melon! It's you again!"

   "Hit it! Hit it! Damn it! Stop beeping!"

   "Hey, hey, it's rushing over!"

   "Run! Run..."

   Chickens fly dogs jump!

   Seeing that the form is not good!

  Winter Melon yelled, reacted extremely quickly, and ran away!

  However, he ran away, and Liu Di would be miserable behind him.

  Because of the attack logic of the witch, it chooses the unit with the closest distance as the target.

  So, Liu Di, who was still talking about it just now, didn't even realize what happened, but only heard a scream!

  Next second!

  A blood-red light flashed in front of his eyes, and the witch's big fight slapped him **** the face!

   Crunchy and crispy!

   Liu Di lay down on the spot without saying a word!

   Seeing this, the bullet screen was in an uproar!

  'Wori, what kind of attack power is this? Full blood seconds? A slap on the verge of death? '

  'Young people are in good health, just lie down'

  'It's 9:10 p.m. on Wednesday, April 6th, Liu Di's "Piss on Me" was ruthlessly killed in seconds, and the alarm bells rang forever'

  'Hahahahaha outrageous…'

  'This is too fierce! '

  'I just said that Brother Shengzi can't make a game pure and enjoyable, it's not his style'

  'Indeed, if you don't design some outrageous things from the underworld, the golden wind will definitely not be reconciled'

  'But this thing is too hell! Near death with one hit on normal difficulty? Isn't expert difficulty a one-hit kill? '

   'My evaluation is - open'

  'This is too violent, right? '

   'Let's go, it's interesting…'

  Seeing that the situation took a turn for the worse, the audience who had just come to watch the fun burst out laughing!

   But the remaining three brothers only hated themselves for not having an extra leg, so they ran away!

  In fact, originally, the setting of the witch is that after reaching a certain distance, it will lose the target and stop chasing.

but!

  As the barrage said, how can Gu Sheng, a supernova pervert, continue to continue this setting?

  If it is useful to poke the basket and run, it is like a soul game without the fog door, which is meaningless.

so!

   Gu Sheng changed the witch's pursuit logic to permanent pursuit after being disturbed.

   Either you die! or I die!

  witch is very fast.

   Only a few breaths away!

   Xiao Hei, who fell at the end, let out a scream and was on the verge of death!

   All of a sudden, there were only eggplants and wax gourds left on the field!

  The two ran while sliding the shovel, one after another, as if they were playing A carrot squat and then B carrot squat.

  Eggplant saw the witch behind him getting closer and closer, and couldn't help but panic: "What about WNMD! Winter melon! She's about to catch up!"

   "What can I do! Run! Fight while running!"

   While talking, Winter Melon shot two shots back!

"no!"

  Seeing that witch took two shots, like a normal person, and continued to chase after him, Eggplant's tone was full of panic:

   "Then we can't run away from her!"

   "I know, I didn't say I have to run past her,"

   As he spoke, Donggua smirked, took out a shot of adrenaline from his waist, and stuck it into his thigh with a puff:

   "It's enough for me to outrun you! Bye bye!"

  The next second, eggplant's howling and cursing sounded, echoing in the live broadcast room for a long time—

   "Winter melon! WDNMD! You are the real boss—!"

   Today's Shark Live Platform!

  The wind is blowing, and the cries of zombies are everywhere!

  The super-managers in the background are going crazy!

  Because they have never seen the same time, there are so many live broadcast rooms that need supervision intervention, lock 16+!

  From the game area to the dance area, from the appearance area to the singing area.

  In each division, as many as dozens, as few as four or five, all live broadcast of "Left 4 Dead"!

although!

  In the game, the zombie virus will not infect the four protagonists.

  However, this game quickly spread on the live broadcast platform like a virus!

   Its popularity is even on the verge of becoming a phenomenal game!

   Seeing such a scene, the happiest is the Audio-Technica.

   After all, they had high hopes for this game.

   Moreover, if this momentum continues, they may break through the sales mark of 100,000 copies in the first week!

   This is something to celebrate.

  Because according to Yiyou statistics, in the past year, on the Yiyou x1 platform, there were only six models whose sales exceeded 100,000 copies in the first week.

  The cost of these six works is above 50 million.

   That is to say.

  If they rely on this "Left 4 Dead" to join the "Seven Units Club (100,000 sets in seven days of the entertainment cabin platform.

  There is no doubt that Golden Wind will make history and become a member of the 710 club with the most exaggerated revenue ratio in the history of art games.

   And this also proves the success of the second generation FPS and its infinite potential in the future!

  Even this honor will directly promote Golden Wind to become a deep strategic partner of Yiyou.

  Promote the two sides to carry out all-round and multi-form cooperation and exchanges.

  Benefits without any harm.

   It can be said that seeing that the situation is very good, the entire Golden Wind is up and down, except for Shen Miaomiao, everyone is rejoicing from the bottom of their hearts!

However.

   What they don't know is.

  The big explosion of Left 4 Dead, except for the direct beneficiaries, they are happy and happy.

   Far away in Shenzhou, Ding Kai, director of Guangyao Game Studio, one of the five ace studios under Xunteng Games, is also sincerely happy!

   "Golden Wind, as a **** who takes the lead in the charge, can help us open up the field of gameplay and prove the feasibility of the second-generation FPS game format. Of course I am happy,"

   While speaking, Ding Kai picked up the red rook on the chessboard:

   "I said before that only when the game industry collectively prospers and emerging forces flourish, we, as big brothers, will have a better life,"

   "After all, the rook will always run faster than the pawn..."

   Say it!

  Seeing Ding Kai's red car drive straight in, eating up the lone black **** on the opposite side in one go!

Snapped!

   "General!"

  PS: The second update, asking for a monthly pass

  (end of this chapter)

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