Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 142

  Chapter 142 Happy New Year, Brother and Sister-in-law!

   "Old Gu, I can't pass this test again..."

"Uh-huh."

   "Old Gu Wo's VIP has expired..."

"oh oh."

   "Old Gu, can I buy a small oven..."

   "OK OK."

   "Old Gu, look at the cut side of this cucumber slice, it looks like a smiling face..."

   "Ancestor, can you stop for a while, I have changed this copy eight times."

  In an apartment in Binjiang Yaju, Gu Sheng's helpless voice sounded in the study.

   Turning his head, he saw little Nezha in a cute strawberry pajamas, showing him half a cucumber in his hand.

   Well, this section is indeed quite like a smiling face.

  Gu Sheng couldn't help laughing, just about to take the cucumber with a smiling face, but unexpectedly the little Nezha withdrew his hand:

   "You hate me, so I won't let you eat it."

  Looking at Shen Miaomiao who pouted her small mouth, Gu Sheng smiled helplessly: "I'm working."

   "But you've been working all day!"

  Shen Miaomiao was dissatisfied and said:

   "I woke up this morning and saw you in the study. It's already five o'clock in the afternoon. Today is Saturday."

   "I was afraid of disturbing your work, so I kept tiptoeing around,"

   "I also shared with you my coffee, my fruit,"

   "I'll also share the smiling face cucumber with you,"

   "You still kill me..."

   said.

  Shen Miaomiao's small mouth was pouting higher and higher, her big eyes were red with tears, she was about to drop little pearls, she was extremely wronged:

   "I won't play with you anymore, you can work by yourself, I'm going out to play by myself..."

   Saying that, Shen Miaomiao put half a cucumber on Gu Sheng's table, turned around and was about to leave.

   Gu Sheng couldn't stand it anymore.

  Originally, he is a character who eats soft but not hard, but now he looks at the coffee, fruit and freshly sliced ​​cucumbers on the table, and his heart softens.

  As little Nezha said.

   Throughout the day, she was as quiet as a chicken, even tiptoeing in and out of the study.

  Whether it's watching dramas or playing games, they are all in the living room outside.

   One of the few times I came in twice, I still shared coffee and fruit with him.

The results of it.

  I didn't notice the boredom of little Nezha, and I was perfunctory about her enthusiastic sharing.

  Damn me! !

  Thinking of this, Gu Sheng hurriedly called to Xiao Nezha: "Hey, hey, don't go, don't go, what do you think this is?"

"What?"

  Shen Miaomiao turned her head reluctantly and looked at Gu Sheng.

   Seeing Gu Sheng click the mouse, all the saved windows on the dual screens were closed one after another, and then the screen went black.

   "Magic!"

  Gu Sheng clapped his hands:

   "Shutdown!"

  YES! !

  Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao cheered in her heart.

  Plan to pass!

   Sure enough, the girl's red eye circles are the best weapon!

  The marketing account does not deceive me!

good!

  Shen Miaomiao Chunchun is playing Gu Sheng!

   This guy is so curly!

  It was such a wonderful weekend, but the old man decided to work from home!

   It's exactly the same as working hours, from nine o'clock in the morning to now!

  Shen Miaomiao couldn't bear it.

  I beg you to be a human being, stop rolling, I am really worried about you.

and!

I!

  Shen Miaomiao!

  Single young girls!

  The bel canto is sweet and charming!

   Your attitude of not listening to anything outside the window, is it more or less insulting to me?

  Shen Miaomiao couldn't swallow this breath and decided to use the art of war.

   As it turned out, her strategy worked.

snort!

  Shen Miaomiao hummed happily in her heart.

  Then curled his lips, twisted his little head and said yin and yang: "No, why shut it down, you hurry up and work, work is important, after you do more, I can give you a promotion and salary increase, so that you can marry Bai Fumei and go to the pinnacle of life~"

   "I'm at the top right now,"

  Gu Sheng stood up, waved his hands and said solemnly:

   "It's a great honor for Gu to be a roommate with Mr. Shen. It's already the pinnacle of his life."

  The serious grin made Shen Miaomiao smile through tears: "You are so fake, you Gu Sheng."

   "You really listen." Gu Sheng raised his eyebrows, signaling that little Nezha deserved it.

   "Well," Shen Miaomiao nodded slowly: "Then let me give you another chance, let me ask you—"

   "How about my smiling cucumber?"

   "Lifelike!"

   "Buying a small oven?"

   "Leisure and elegance!"

   "What happens when my video VIP expires?"

   "Scan my QR code!"

   "How to solve the problem of defending the carrot?"

   "Boss is so confused! Haven't we cleared the messy kitchen yet? Wouldn't it be nice if we put down the projector in the living room and connect a cable, and play games together on the sofa?"

   "Very good! Very energetic!"

  Shen Miaomiao patted Gu Sheng's shoulder:

   "I am optimistic about you as the best employee this year!"

   "Thank you, boss, for the big cake!" Gu Sheng provoked Thumbs up: "It smells so good!"

  Shen Miaomiao couldn't help laughing, she burst into laughter, and slapped Gu Cheng lightly: "Forget about being poor."

   Seeing this, Gu Sheng also smiled: "Aren't you angry?"

   "I'm too angry," Shen Miaomiao reproachfully gave Gu Sheng a supercilious look, "I'm so angry and hungry."

   Saying that, the two also came to the living room.

  Shen Miaomiao jumped into the sofa with a plop, and lay down like a grandpa:

   "I want to eat dumplings!"

  Gu Sheng really didn't brag before, he really knows how to make dumplings, and the taste is very good.

  Especially the three delicacies stuffing, Shen Miaomiao had eaten it once before, but now the gluttons are coming up again.

   "It's okay to eat,"

  Gu Sheng was a little bit embarrassed:

   "But now you say that there is no minced meat and shrimp at home, and no leeks."

   "But there is me!"

  Shen Miaomiao just lay down, but jumped up again:

"I'll go and buy!"

  Saturday is used to buy vegetables and eat, and enjoy a warm life!

   "Okay." Seeing that little Nezha was so active, Gu Sheng also nodded with a smile: "Then I will beat eggs with noodles and wait for your triumphant return."

  Before he finished speaking, little Nezha had already put on his coat, looking impatient.

  Leaving a sentence of "Leave it to me" before rushing out the door.

"ah…"

  Gu Sheng opened his mouth, shook his head helplessly, and took the phone: "By the way, buy a bottle of vinegar and come back."

   After finishing speaking, Gu Sheng also came to the kitchen, put on his apron, and started making dough.

   Looking at the afterglow of the setting sun outside the window, Gu Sheng felt that he couldn't let go of the corners of his mouth.

  He didn't like cooking very much before.

  Do it by yourself, eat by yourself, wash the dishes and clean the kitchen by yourself.

  The rice is hot, but the heart is cold.

  Not to mention the trouble, and it's meaningless, why don't you order a takeaway and eat it.

  But since he became a roommate with Xiao Nezha, cooking seems to have gradually become a kind of enjoyment for him.

   To be more precise, it was the kind of pyrotechnics full of temperature that made him sink.

  The golden sunset outside the window, with warm colors, fell on the tall and slender man in the kitchen.

  In the Harman Kardon in the living room, the melody flows slowly, gradually filling the house—

  One I need dreams need direction need tears

   I need someone more to light up the darkness of the sky

  I can't do anything, I can't resist, I can't go back

  This silent night I am now

need companion…

   "Hey old Lu, what do you think my sister-in-law looks like?"

   "Should be tall and sexy, right? I feel like that is more suitable for Lao Gu."

   "I guess it's gentle and quiet. I think brother Sheng is more compatible with that kind of little sheep."

   "Well—it makes sense, Lao Gu's yuppie spirit should also be quite attractive to the little sheep."

   "I'm still a little nervous."

   "That's old Gu's girlfriend, why are you so nervous?"

   "In case the two of us open the door and take a look, bang, Mr. Shen!"

   "Stop **** nonsense, Mr. Ou would condescend to live with Lao Gu. Even if they really live together, they are also Lao Gu's marriage."

   "Hey hey, that's all I said."

   "Actually, I'm a big fan of Lao Gu and Mr. Ou, but when it comes to relationships, Mr. Gu has his own subjective wishes..."

  In the elevator!

   Lu Bian and Da Jiang talked while watching the elevator floor slowly increase.

good!

today!

   It was the 'raid' time agreed by the two of them!

  They want to see who is the "sister-in-law" who can make Lao Gu go uncharacteristically, give up working overtime without hesitation, and leave work on time!

and!

  Today, the two also shoulder an important mission!

   That is to help old Gu speak more good things, and try to keep my sister-in-law safe!

  Old Gu has had a hard time living alone these years.

  Although it is a bit hypocritical to say such words from the mouth of a big man like them.

   But when they think about how old Gu has been carrying ups and downs all these years, without even having a family, the two of them are really sad for Gu Sheng.

   Now, there is finally someone who can make Lao Gu Lianjia. As top wingmen, the two brothers must contribute a wave of perfect assists!

Ding!

   said.

  The elevator also arrived at the floor where Gu Sheng's house was located.

  The two looked at each other and tilted their heads!

   "For Lao Gu's happiness!"

   "For the rest of Brother Sheng's life!"

"Walk!"

"Walk!"

  Ding—boom—

  Ring the doorbell.

  In the gate, Gu Sheng's voice came: "Here it is, who is it?"

   "Ward rounds!"

   Lu Bian didn't respond rightly:

   "We suspect that you are hiding in a golden house, open the door and let's check."

   "Whoever pretends to be a member of a relevant unit to bluff and deceive shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, public surveillance or deprivation of political rights,"

  As the door opened, Gu Sheng read with his mobile phone:

  "If the circumstances are serious, the sentence shall be between three and ten years of fixed-term imprisonment."

   Say it.

  Looking at the land and the river at the door:

   "My stupid Odoudou, did you drop this gold bracelet or the silver bracelet?"

   One word!

   Directly choked the two of them to death.

   "It's not such a big crime to rub a meal..."

   Lu Bian smiled embarrassingly:

   "Come by and visit my sister-in-law."

  Gu Sheng: …

  Lao Lu's words were riddled with holes, and he even didn't know where to start complaining.

   "We don't want to verify whether 'visit' can be used on people,"

  Gu Sheng was silent for a moment, smoothing his train of thought:

   "The matter of sister-in-law...how did you start talking about it?"

   "Let's start with the LV cream strawberry bucket bag next to you!"

   Lu Bian has sharp eyes, and he saw the cute lady's bag hanging on the shoe-changing stool at the door.

  Letting the two of them in, Gu Cheng took a look at Shen Miaomiao's bag, and smiled helplessly: "This is..."

   "Stop!"

  Before he could open his mouth, Lu Bian made a movement to silence his voice:

   "I am a prodigal son in love, a master in love,"

   "Do I need you to tell me what kind of person my sister-in-law is?"

   "Someone Lu can guess nine out of ten just by looking at it!"

   "...Don't regret it," Gu Sheng saw that Lu Bian was rushing to die today, so he stopped trying to persuade him: "Guess, don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes."

"cut!"

   Lu Bian sneered:

   "I will be afraid? Could it be that you have found a tiger as your girlfriend?"

   Talking!

   Lu Bian analyzed it with great interest—

   "Hanging bucket bag! LV last year's model, fresh and cute style, the hardware is slightly worn!"

   "Lipstick on the table! Armani red tube lip glaze, color number 214 ambiguous milk apricot!"

   "Shoes under the shoe cabinet! LV's RUNAWAY series, about 34 to 5 sizes, pink, clean and refreshing!"

"In summary!"

   Speaking of which!

   Lu Bian pushed the void glasses that didn't exist, and pointed at Gu Sheng!

   "The scheming frog keeps touching your belly!"

   And Dajiang beside him also played the BGM of Conan's case-solving with his mobile phone power amplifier!

   Just listen to Lu Bian's voice:

   "This girl is relatively rich herself. She is about 1.65 meters tall and about 20 years old. She looks pure and cute, has a clean and sweet style, and is playful and lively!"

   "The most important thing is that it absolutely meets the high needs of your old warden for jailers!"

   "Am I right!!"

  Gu Sheng: …

   Speechless.

  How could I have such two naughty friends?

   Should I reflect on myself?

   Fortunately, this is not in the company.

   Otherwise, let other people see this scene, what is the difference from **** in public?

   "Hurry up, please tell me something!"

   Lu Bian raised his head towards Gu Sheng:

   "It's tiring to keep this pose."

   is talking!

   Just outside the door, the girl's cheerful singing came, accompanied by bright footsteps:

   "I was walking alone on the path to buy vegetables, Lao Gu made me a dumpling to taste~"

   Shua!

   Lu Bian and Da Jiang looked at Gu Sheng and raised their eyebrows:

  The time to witness the miracle has come!

  Gu Sheng leaned against the shoe cabinet without any fear, and even brought a glass of water:

   Please start your performance.

   Click!

  The next second the door opens!

   Lu Bian and Da Jiang turned their heads and said, "D!"

   Only said one word!

   Lu Bian's voice choked in his throat!

  Because the one who opened the door was none other than Shen Miaomiao who came back from shopping with a vegetable bag!

   Eyes facing each other!

   Instantly!

   Lu Bian's pupils constricted, he suffered cardiopulmonary arrest, and his brain went blank!

  Wo! Germany! hair!

ah?

  Old Gu...Little Nezha...the two of them...um...huh?

  The reasonable but unexpected situation caused Lu Bian's brain to shut down on the spot.

   Turning his head and glaring at Da Jiang fiercely, he secretly scolded him as a top-notch crow's mouth!

   Dajiang also looked confused, and grinned innocently at Lu Bian, indicating that he really just said it casually just now, but he didn't expect to be able to say what he said.

  As for Shen Miaomiao who was outside the door, she was also very surprised. Seeing Lu Bian's expression of hesitating to speak, but also wanting to speak, she asked:

   "Big—what?"

   "Big...uh...big..."

   Lu Bian's expression was a little distorted, and his mind was spinning rapidly!

   "Happy New Year, big brother and sister-in-law—you are my grandfather and I am yours—!"

   Poof—! !

   Behind, Gu Sheng really didn't hold back, he sprayed out a sip of water, covered his head, treated the edge of the land as a potted plant, and watered it thoroughly!

   "Uh-cough-cough-"

   Almost choked himself to death, Gu Sheng waved his hands again and again to explain:

   "They just came here for a meal. I said that I'm sharing a rent with you now. If I want to have a meal, I have to ask for your permission. Let them say something nice to you. There is no other meaning..."

  So silly beep!

  If I am guilty, I can be punished by law instead of arranging two dudes to be my best friends!

  Being able to become ferromagnetic with this kind of goods, I also violated the rules of heaven in my previous life...

   Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao quickly took out a few tissues from the shoe cabinet and handed them to Lu Bian:

   "It's okay, it's just a meal. It happens to be making dumplings today. Everyone eats together. There are many people and it's lively. I'll order some sauces, braised vegetables and so on..."

   While speaking, Shen Miaomiao bit her lips and smiled.

  Although I know that nonsensical sentence by Lu Bian is a line from Devils Are Coming.

  But when I heard the title 'Big Brother and Sister-in-law', I couldn't help but feel a sweet and greasy feeling from the bottom of my heart.

  The young man is very good at talking!

   Little hand wave!

   It's just a meal!

   rub! You can rub it!

   Today I must eat and drink well! !

  (end of this chapter)

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