Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 263

  Chapter 263 "Vicious BUG" Robert (two in one)

this?

   Is this the "exquisite boss design" that the Sekiro players are so hyped about, even tens of thousands of people tweet him on social platforms and let him see it?

That's it?

  Kazuo Koizumi was angry and funny for a while, and he didn't even know what kind of expression he should use to deal with the situation in front of him.

Yes.

  Yes, Koizumi, who is still recovering from his injuries in the hospital, could not resist the "suggestions" of countless players after all.

   In addition, he really has nothing to do in the hospital by himself.

  So, with an unconvinced attitude, Koizumi opened the live game platform.

  He wants to see what the so-called 'top boss battle design' is like in the players' mouths!

result.

  After watching the live broadcast of Hideki, who is known as the number one game anchor of Neon, on the screen within 20 minutes, he was completely silent.

  Cooperating with the powerful boss design you guys are talking about, is it just to create a monster that can't be killed at all?

OK!

  Let me admit that it is unusual for you to design the boss in this way.

  And your unconventional way is indeed unexpected, which has the effect of uproar from players and audiences.

  But the problem is—

   "How the **** am I going to pass this?"

  At this moment, Ying Shu, who was standing on the covered bridge, ran away with his head in his arms, howling in despair:

   "Don't don't! Bridge bean sack! Bridge bean sack!!"

  Boom! boom!

  Boom! !

  Pang Ran's huge sword struck heavily behind him.

  The entire wooden covered bridge is shaking!

   Step up, step up, step up!

   Today's Yingshu has completely lost his fighting spirit. He only cares about evading crazily, and dare not shake the edge of the armored warrior.

  Because, in just a moment.

  He found that not only was his invincible Ninja, who never missed a shot, did not cause fatal damage to this big man in armor, he even took a closer look, and this guy didn't even lose any blood!

Yes.

  Because in Sekiro, the posture bar is an extremely important battle setting.

  Usually speaking, in a normal confrontation, the enemy's posture bar will definitely collapse before the blood bar.

  The posture bar is directly above the heads-up display, far more eye-catching than the enemy's blood bar.

  So under normal circumstances, players don't pay special attention to the enemy's HP.

  But this time is different!

  This armored brother can't bear to kill at all!

   Wedge **** wiped his neck and it didn't work at all!

  So at the moment, Yingshu turned his attention to his blood volume, thinking whether this boss is special and cannot be killed with patience, but can only be killed by grinding blood.

   As a result, it's okay to not look at it.

   It's even more **** desperate at first glance!

   "No! Wait a minute! You can't lose blood, and you can't be killed by ninja! You make me—grass!!"

   There was a loud bang.

   Yingshu couldn't dodge in time, and was directly sent flying three meters away by the armored warrior!

  The audience was overjoyed—

   'wwwwww completely invulnerable'

  'Bug, this game is difficult, but it's not enough to make such an invincible guy'

  'This bug is really funny, especially after seeing this airtight armor, it seems more reasonable'

  'It seems that ninjas can't take advantage of heavily armed medieval knights'

  'However, there is one thing to say, this knight's moves and movements are so handsome, and he has a fierce charm'

  'Suggest Xiaohuang to make a wolf game with a medieval theme in the future, I also want to wear heavy armor'

  '+1, I want to use a two-handed sword'

  'Hahahahaha let's reopen it, this bug is too serious'

  'Stop making unnecessary struggles…'

  After a meal of analysis!

   Both the audience and Hideki gave up resistance.

   Obviously, this is a bug.

   In this regard, Hideki also deeply agrees, and when restarting the game, he gave his own analysis:

   "I understand, the special design of this boss should be on his blood bar,"

   "Because we are wearing heavy armor, we can't do damage to him, so in theory, we can only kill him if we break his posture bar,"

   "But because he is blood-locked, from the logic of the program, there may be an 'invincible' bug,"

   "Hey, let's play again, after all, it is also the first 3S masterpiece of Golden Wind, a little bug is harmless..."

   said.

  Hideki stood in front of the covered bridge again.

  Because there is only one road leading to the main gate of Xianfeng Temple.

  So no matter what, he needs to kill this armored warrior before he can move on.

   "Come on! This time, let me kill you righteously!"

   Talking!

  Hideki ran towards the middle of the covered bridge.

   And the armored warrior rushed out from the viewing platform again as no surprise, swung his two-handed sword, and fought Yingshu at the same place.

Ding! when! Boring!

   Click, boom!

  With the experience of last time, when facing the powerful attack of the armored warrior this time, Hideki seemed much calmer.

   And he discovered that the ninja hand ax that had been used to deal with shield soldiers before was extremely effective against armored warriors.

   Find the right opportunity to chop one or two times, supplemented by bullets and attacks.

  This time, he didn't even need to revive, and only used two gourds to break the armored warrior's posture again.

"Ha ha!"

  Hideki screamed loudly:

   "Accept my righteous ninjutsu! Nishi-nai-"

  Chi Chi Chi Chi—brake! !

   A string of sparks splash!

  Hideki clearly felt the friction between the blade and the iron armor, as well as the piercing metal hiss!

   "I-grass-?!"

   Goo-dong!

  Hideki turned over and fell to the ground, his terrified eyes looked at the armored warrior rushing towards him again!

  【For my son! Put your weapons down! 】

   This time, Yingshu even completely forgot to resist, and just watched the huge sword cut towards him!

  Boom! boom-

【die】

  At this moment, all the players who hit here couldn't hold back anymore!

   "Ward! Bug! This is a bug! It is definitely a vicious bug!"

   "Hey Xiba'er#￥%@#, Xiba'er can't be killed at all￥@#%@!#!"

   "Suka! It's impossible to beat this! Suka is not listed!"

   "Don't do it for your son! Can I be your son? You are really my father! You are better than Long Yin!"

   "Hey hee hee, you must smile when you play games, just like me hee hee hee - I play Lima!"

   "Gai—ah—!!"

   I can't stand it anymore!

  From streamers to ordinary players.

   As long as everyone hits here, there is no one who is not stuck!

  Looking at the many players who broke the defense, Koizumi in the hospital couldn't help laughing!

good!

   Good good good!

  Originally, I just wanted to see how good your game design is.

   Never thought of that!

   It's so hard to die, just happened to encounter this embarrassing scene of yours!

   You know, the little boss on the covered bridge is one of the bosses that must be experienced during the game process.

   Only by killing him can he enter Xianfeng Temple and obtain Undead Slash.

  But now, such a critical boss has an extremely vicious bug of "unable to kill"!

  Even the streamers with the fastest progress in the game are helpless against this vicious bug!

   One time.

  Koizumi realized that the opportunity had come.

  Although organizing public opinion to attack "Sekiro" at this time, it will not help the sales of their "Tori".

  But it is not good for myself, can I still not hurt others?

  Even if I can't save my own sales, I can lower your reputation and affect your sales, isn't it good!

   Come to think of it.

  Koizumi immediately picked up the phone and connected to his assistant.

  Actually, today, the atmosphere inside Comera is very delicate, or slightly chaotic.

  The arrangement error at the previous video game festival made Moritani beat Koizumi and sent him directly to the hospital.

   Immediately afterwards, Moritani announced his resignation as the head coach of the publicity and distribution marketing, which directly led to the failure of Torii's follow-up marketing.

  The video game festival failed, the head coach announced his resignation, the 3S-level masterpiece had a dismal start, and the overall reputation continued to decline...

  Under all kinds of chaos, it stands to reason that Joyue ​​King should act quickly, make timely adjustments and responses, and stabilize the situation.

  Afterwards, first launch secondary marketing to stabilize Torii's declining reputation, and then order Koizumi to make supplementary adjustments to the game.

  After all, the game's sales for the first week haven't been released yet, so it's not too late to make up for it.

However.

  At this time, the high-level executives of Comera did not make any response or action to this, just like a pool of stagnant water. They seemed to regard Torii and all the works of this video game festival as abandoned children and ignored them.

  Therefore, Kazuo Koizumi, as the director of Koizumi Studio and the first designer of the Torii project, naturally became the full-fledged person in charge of the project without the arrangement and detailed instructions of the upper management, and could mobilize part of the public relations force.

that's all!

  In just half an hour!

   With the doubts of many players and the soaring complaints of major anchors.

soon.

  There is a serious vicious bug in "Sekiro"! 》The posts spread to the major game forums.

   All of a sudden, there was an uproar, and the players talked a lot!

   "...Let me tell you, if it doesn't work, you should change the route. You see, this has been spread on the Internet. This is a vicious bug."

at the same time.

  Wang Yong in the smoking area of ​​the Motion Sensation Bar took a puff and handed the phone to Zhao Yi:

   "It's not that there is a problem with your method, it's just a bug. Many anchors have changed routes to explore other places."

  In the game, after the players defeat Genichiro in the castle tower for the first time, Genichiro will escape by relying on his resurrection ability.

   After that, players will embark on the real main line of the game "Cut the Immortal".

  Since severing immortality requires two items, Immortal Slash and Yuan Zhixiang, which enters the Palace of Origin, some players went to Xianfeng Temple to find Immortal Slash, such as Quinn and Hideki.

  Some players chose to go to the Valley of the Fall first to find the materials for synthesizing the fragrance of the original.

  As for Zhao Yi, he chose to go to Xianfeng Temple to find Immortal Zhan.

  Yes, he has a characteristic of playing games-slow to get used to it, but quick to master it.

  Any game in his hands, the early stage is full of stumbles and picks.

  However, once he is familiar with the game mechanism and adapted to the game environment, Zhao Yi's powerful learning and inference ability can be fully utilized.

   is like a late game hero.

  In the early stage, you pull your hips, but with experience and equipment support, you can kill the audience.

   Today's Zhao Yi has caught up with the first echelon's attack speed, and encountered this completely unkillable armored warrior.

"Um-"

  Browsing some online discussions, Zhao Yi smacked his lips, thoughtfully:

   "Such a serious bug...Will the Golden Wind not be aware of it before it is released?"

  Obviously, Zhao Yi doesn't quite agree with the BUG statement.

"indeed,"

   Regarding this, Wang Yong is actually a bit unbelievable:

   "So some players said that this is a game mechanism, which means that it is not the time to kill armored warriors yet,"

   "It may be that you need to go to other places to find a targeted item before you can kill him completely."

   Such an analysis seems quite reasonable.

However.

  Zhao Yi still shook his head:

   "No, this does not conform to the design logic of the game."

   Now that the game has been played, Zhao Yi actually has a relatively clear and comprehensive understanding of "Sekiro".

  That is, all the battleable bosses you can meet now can be conquered on the spot.

  After all, even Genichiro Hatsumi can be defeated, turning into a sneak attack to win "Senichiro".

  How could the Golden Wind arrange a BOSS that allows the player to fight hard without letting the player pass the level?

   "Torture people," Wang Yong said after hearing Zhao Yi's analysis, shrugging his shoulders, "The old thief's game is not always like this."

   "Hey—this statement is wrong,"

  Hearing this, Zhao Yi shook his head slowly:

   "There is still an essential difference between tormenting people and disgusting people,"

   "The old thief just likes to torment the player, making the player lose their mental balance in [die] again and again, but in the final analysis, you can definitely beat it,"

   "He will never arrange a BOSS that is completely impossible to pass, just to disgust you."

this…

  After listening to Zhao Yi's words, Wang Yong opened his mouth.

   Zhao Yi's statement seems very reasonable.

  From the level of game design logic, this does not conform to the tone of this game.

   But the problem, now the situation is in front of us.

   Players just can't find a way to pass the level?

   "Then the method is wrong!"

   Say it!

  Zhao Yi crushed the cigarette **** in the ashtray, waved the smoke out of the smoking room, and re-entered the somatosensory cabin.

  As for Wang Yong, it happened that the time to play with him had come, so he simply turned off the chicken eating and joined Zhao Yi's perspective.

have to say!

   After playing in-depth and understanding the wolf, Zhao Yi's technology can be said to have improved by leaps and bounds.

  Boom! brake!

  Before entering the covered bridge, I saw Zhao Yi standing at the head of the bridge, stepping on the ground with his hands raised, and two rays of light lit up on his body, one red and one yellow.

  Yasha kills sugar, just body sugar.

   These are two consumable items in the game.

  The former will temporarily lose 50% of the upper limit of life in exchange for a 20% attack power bonus, helping the player to execute the execution effect faster.

  The latter will weaken the enemy's damage to the player's posture bar by 66%, helping the player to parry better.

Whizzing!

  Since the duration of the two candies is only 25 seconds, Zhao Yi needs a quick fix!

  【For my son! Put your…】

"Shut up!"

   Before the armor warrior finished speaking!

  Seeing Zhao Yi flying up the mountain, he waved his hand—

   Crackling! !

  A string of firecrackers exploded in front of him, directly interrupting the words of the armored warrior, and at the same time scared the armored warrior to subconsciously reach out to cover it!

   Brake! brake! brake!

   Swing three times in a row!

  The armored warrior was beaten back again and again, with sparks flying all over his body!

  Qie Wan swept across his incomparably strong armor, and let out bursts of ear-piercing golden sounds!

  【Woo—! ! 】

   Hum!

   After a short three-sword pass, the armored warrior also reacted quickly, swung the giant sword in his hand and threw it at Zhao Yi!

   Boring!

   Sparks are flying!

  Zhao Yi's posture bar has risen a little bit, but the armor warrior's posture bar has already reached a quarter!

   "Damn it!!"

  Wang Yong, who was watching simultaneously, was shocked!

   So **** strong!

   Firecrackers start with three swords in one hand, and in the flowing water, the brave and armored warriors break through a quarter of their defenses!

   And Zhao Yi's operation that followed was even more so called "a wolf of his own accord"!

  Step on the knife, nod, parry, bounce back...

   While waving the sword light, I saw the armored warrior retreating steadily, and he couldn't hurt Zhao Yi!

   Boring!

   And with the golden sound of the last shot of the knife, the armor warrior's posture bar collapsed instantly!

  Zhao Yi also took this opportunity to fly money on his body and kill him with a forbearance!

  Chick—!

  Boom boom boom!

   Sparks flew, and the armored warrior staggered back and forth, but he still didn't die!

   Here it is!

  Zhao Yi has thoroughly confirmed it—this is definitely not a bug!

   You know, this is a motion sensor cabin game, although the motion sensor machine is not the most advanced Art Game x2, but compared to the old generation of polar bears.

   But the tactile performance of the full sense is still very clear.

  Zhao Yi can clearly feel the blade cutting through the armor, which is different from all the executions he performed before!

  If this is a bug, then why does Golden Wind need to adjust the feeling of a knife-cut armor in this kind of place?

so!

  Zhao Yi watched the posture bar recover halfway, and the armored warrior who charged again raised the wedge ball again:

   "It's not right, this is definitely not a BUG, ​​there must be a way to pass the level, please help me look at it!"

   Talking!

  A cold light flashed in his hand, and he went up again!

Ding! when! Boring!

  Fires blazed, Zhao Yi and the armored warrior fought together!

   At the same time, Wang Yong's mind was spinning rapidly!

   As a cloud player, although he has not personally experienced this game, he has basically fully understood the combat mechanism of this game through many webcasts and Zhao Yi's "live broadcast".

  In a wolf, there are three ways to inflict damage on the enemy—

  Sneak around the back to assassinate, kill with normal attack, kill with ninjutsu by breaking the stance, and kill with props in ninjutsu.

   But now, stealth is definitely not feasible. Armored warriors are extremely alert, and normal attacks can't cause damage.

  Zhao Yi received the armored warrior's attacks time and time again, breaking his posture bar again and again.

  For a while, Wang Yong frowned.

   once, twice, three times...

  Ninja prosthetic hand, candy, gourd, resurrection...

   Endure killing, enduring killing, enduring killing again...

  The roaring tin can seemed to be tireless, waving the giant sword in his hand, and slammed at Zhao Yi frantically.

  As time dragged on, Zhao Yi's situation became more and more dangerous. He had played all his cards. At this moment, he was already at the end of his battle, with only blood left!

  The battle between the two was in the dark, and the entire covered bridge became a mess!

  The wooden windows on both sides of the covered bridge were smashed, and even the railings beside the observation deck were smashed to pieces!

  【Woo hoo—! lay down! your weapon! 】

   Hum! !

  Following another roar of the armored warrior!

   I saw that the giant sword seemed to be wrapped in a thunderbolt, and according to Zhao Yi, it was a charge and a strike!

   Boring Boring Boring — Boring! !

  At this time, Zhao Yi was already at the end of his strength. Facing such a heavy blow, his footsteps were unsteady, and he retreated repeatedly, and he retreated to the viewing platform!

   thump thump—

  Below, is the cliff!

   Above is the Thunder Sword!

  Closer!

  Hoo—

  boring—! !

   Instantly!

   Sparks are shining!

  A perfect rebound, abruptly knocked away the sword of the armored warrior, and also shattered his posture bar at the last moment!

  Zhao Yi's heart rate has even soared to 150!

  Seeing the appearance of the red dot, subconsciously stepped forward to kill again.

   And at this moment, a sudden exclamation was heard, which suddenly sounded on the voice channel!

  Iron cans that cannot be killed, staggering triggered by ninjutsu, fragmented bridges...

   "Fuck! I get it!"

   Only Wang Yong screamed:

   "Back around! Back around! Kick him! Right now!!"

salad-!

  Hearing this, Zhao Yi almost subconsciously took a step forward and walked around behind the armored warrior.

  The wedge ball in his hand slid across the armored warrior's neck again, and then his legs tensed, like compressed springs, and he kicked in the air!

  Boom—! !

   thump thump thump thump thump—!

I saw the unstable armored warrior staggering a few steps in a row, his heavy body rushed towards the viewing platform without the guardrail like a dump truck, he stretched out his hand as if trying to stabilize his body, but his body was airtight The armor is too heavy!

  Falling, happens in the next second.

  A fearful and unwilling roar resounded through the towering Xianfeng Temple Canyon in an instant, startling a burst of birds—

  【Ro-Bo-Te-! ! 】

  Hoo—

  Boom! !

  The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground did not sound until several seconds later.

  【Obtain: Buddha Beads】

   Then, a trophy popped up in the lower right corner of Zhao Yi's HUD—

  【Boss Defeated (Armor Warrior)】

   Instantly!

  The voice channel of the somatosensory cabin was silent for five seconds!

   Then, two screams burst out in the somatosensory cabin at the same time!

"I-!"

"Grass-!"

  Chick—

  The somatosensory hatch opened, and both Wang Yong and Zhao Yi saw unparalleled excitement in each other's eyes!

   More than two hours of groping!

   Up to dozens of attempts!

   Countless possible analyzes!

   In the last battle, there were hundreds of knife throws and positions, and six rounds of ninjutsu!

  The two big boys clapped their hands hard, making a sweet and crisp sound!

   "Passed! Fuck! Passed! Dude!!"

   "Awesome—!!"

   "We are the champions! Hahahahahaha Wuhu—!!"

   And at this very moment!

   Riverside.

  Golden Wind Game Company.

  In the office of the vice president.

   Sato was sitting on the sofa opposite Gu Sheng, looking a little worried:

   "The current discussion among players is already very intense, and they are all mentioning us, wanting to ask for an explanation,"

   "Many players even attacked us on major forums and social platforms, and their words... were fierce."

  【Vicious BUG】Two hours after the incident, public opinion about a major BUG in "Sekiro" that needs to be urgently repaired has spread overwhelmingly in the game circle.

  Although many of the players were relatively sensible, they all stood up to "excuse" the golden wind.

   Maybe this "invincible BUG" is just the wrong clearance route of the players, or because Xiao Huang is inexperienced, I hope everyone can be more tolerant of their first 3S masterpiece.

   But don't forget.

  Among the turmoil of public opinion, there is still Ke Meila's public relations team fanning the flames.

   As a result, the situation intensified, and a larger part of the players condemned the gold wind, asking them to stand up and give an explanation.

   After all, this is a major bug that affects the progress of the main game.

   Regarding this, as the director of the steel chain finger studio and also the main person in charge of the Sekiro project other than Gu Sheng, Sato was helpless and anxious.

   You know, when designing this BOSS, he faintly felt something was wrong.

  Although the setting of "relying on terrain to execute BOSS" is not uncommon in the game circle.

   But generally speaking, such settings often appear together with extremely obvious prompts.

   In some games, players are even prompted directly by their companions what to do.

  But there are no wolves.

  Don't just tell the player what to do.

   When fighting against armored warriors, the player didn't even have a hint.

  Purely rely on their own groping!

  The most important thing is that the tormenting attribute of their game is still quite prominent.

   Sato couldn't even imagine how explosive the players' mentality would be when they found out that the boss they had fought so hard to defeat not only did not fall, but instead rushed up again as if nothing had happened.

   And now.

  He saw it.

   "How about...we release a demo video?"

   Sato suggested.

   If this continues, the sales and reputation of the game will be seriously affected.

   "Isn't that calling the player stupid?"

   Regarding this, Gu Sheng seemed very peaceful.

  Close the cap of the pen, turn the pen in his hand, and hand it to Sato with a consoling smile:

   "Anyway, there will always be stubborn ones,"

   "They even spent a whole night playing Genichiro, who they met for the first time,"

   "There must be someone who will stubbornly try to pass the level with the armored warrior,"

   "Don't panic, let Robert fly for a while..."

   Hearing this, Sato wanted to say something else.

   But at this moment.

  Suddenly, there was a ding-dong sound from the phone.

  Take out your phone and see that this is a hot post from the world's largest player community forum [SNG Forum]—

  "Xianfeng Temple Armored Samurai Uninjured Raiders (with Video and Playing Tutorial

  Release time, five minutes ago.

  Number of replies—

  80790 entries.

  Seeing that Sato was talking, he was suddenly embarrassed, as if stared at by Medusa, and petrified on his sofa.

  Gu Sheng twitched the corner of his mouth involuntarily.

   "emmmmm..."

  Gu Sheng opened his mouth, and even interrupted the petrified Sato a little embarrassedly:

   “Yes—has our word of mouth reversed?”

"have…"

   Heard the words.

   Sato slowly raised his head and swallowed.

   Then, turn the phone to Gu Sheng:

   "Someone attacked the armored warrior,"

   "80,000 replies in five minutes,"

   “Our word of mouth didn't just reverse,”

   "It can still turn—"

   "It's a little big..."

   It is scheduled to go to wipe at 8 o'clock tomorrow...

  (end of this chapter)

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