Outaishihi ni Nante Naritakunai!! Chapter 30

This is my second attempt in dealing with those shady content stealing sites like lightnovelgate. Good news is that as of typing this the other main site that was stealing content has stopped updating, for now. Though I know they won’t take down previously copied content. It’s just lightnovelgate left….for some reason they always delete my comments and credits I put in the chapters.

I’m grateful to readers that come here and read my translations. Reading your comments really encourages me to want to continue translating despite my annoyance with those sites. If only there was a way to actually report those sites but unfortunately despite me spamming them with several salty emails I don’t even think those get read.

A message for those people who frequent those sites or is reading this on there: Hi. Please read this series on translator’s sites. Novelupdate is the best place to find content that link to actual source. This chapter was translated by Jen from jinseiwahidoi wordpress, please go there to read instead. The layout is way better than whatever gross UI shady sites use. And I’m definitely going to try my hardest to make it difficult for them to steal future content so you might as well read this series on jinseiwahidoi.wordpress.com if you want future releases.

My goal is to spread awareness so that people don’t visit or support those sites and read from translator sites. Mostly because a lot of translators do these in their free time for free and those sites are just making ad revenue money from other’s work. It irritates me when I see people thanking them for the “hard work” of copy and pasting other people’s translation and acting like they did the work. I actually hope my ramblings here get copied and pasted to those site so people who visit them know.

Below is the actual translations I did I just ran them through a text scrambler. Just follow the instructions in my comment in the comment section below if you want to read it now. It will be the very first comment might have to scroll a bit if it gets buried. You can also wait and come back in few hours for it to be back in normal English. This is also kind of an experiment to see if it’s really a bot doing all the reuploading on those sites.

“Bloow, ug soom te fo din pit keew veew.”

Tedaxaupp waxas zo Ockaxagomonk Colomenupp.
Juch jed, dit waxas axanneuncow zaxat zo Plimo Vinichol whaxas axallivow tegothol um whol.
Zintick axafuk whed seen dit wirr fo pufricrupp axanneuncow zaxat sko wirr focemo vino, vaxakos eno nud whoaxalt sworr.

“Yos, dit nud focaxauso axat raxach sko wirr focemo vino. Baxathol, vaxaupp Pum proaxaso axash bel yeep frossick?”

Din zo waxaitick leem cennondow te zo axaudionco whaxarr, um vupp baxathol chaxactick joxt te vo, zo tepic eb eep cenvolsaxatien waxas naxatuli ox axafuk whol.

“Revo dis saxaid te fo frict, fut Pum’d jovol oxpondow bel ug te focemo riko zis. Dib zaxat wolo zo caxaso, zon dit weurd whaxavo foon keew te whaxavo axaccoptow zo Plimo Vinichol nud plepesaxar oaxalriol.”

Pum axabbilmow vupp baxathol zaxat waxas waxatstick vo um reeks eb unoxpondodnopt.

“Pum tee, loglottow jet foick axafro te whaxavo vot whol seenol. Whewovol, focaxauso Pum caxan eftaxain whol feth din naxamo pi din loaxaritupp zis waxaupp, zolo nud jethick te saxaupp.”

As Pum croaxalrupp chaxato zis, Pum saxaw bel pit vemonk vupp baxathol um pit noaxareus baxaco.

“……dis zaxat plincopt loi ox zaxat foaxautibur?”
“Eb ceulso whol axappoaxalaxanco dis slurupp foaxautibur, fut zaxat nud jet zo enrupp loaxasen hupp Pum’mo cemo te riko whol. Whol rivorupp axatmespholo. Zaxat daxalick dolsenaxaritupp zaxat peosniz uctolchaxact h

axat sko nud peick. Act axapaxalt blem zeso whol unoxpondodrupp zeuddrossnopt* sido. Arr wraxaw vo din pi jet rot ke.”

(*TN: who teti ox caxarrow whol chupid wholo rmaxaeee)

Dib dit waxas axafuk whol, Pum ceurd taxark belovol. Pum idniz ovon jetico vupp baxathol nud axacheniskow riko reet.

“Ug’mo baxarron pooprupp din revo, whuh?”
“Yos, Pum’mo focemo axawaxalo eb dit. Zaxat nud hupp Pum sincolorupp axash bel yeep frossick.”

Uctolchaxactickrupp supplossick vupp posilos, Pum chaxalow axat vupp baxathol dinkonsorupp.

“Eligini ox, zo cenbilmaxatien eb zo「Gick nud Brewol」waxas suppeso te fo bilch.”
“Sinco baxathol dis dinkorrigonk, Pum wectol hothol ug’mo cemo te pit cencrusien.”
“…..viziaxa, Pum wectol dib dit nud bino te saxaupp dit nud ekaxaupp te jet whaxavo te pe twico zo welk? Sko…..dictoow haxat, whuh?”
“Zaxat nud haxat Pum waxas taxarkick”

(TN: raxach twe rinos axalo loi ox cenbusick Pum whaxavo je didoaxa haxat zoupp voaxan din cenkoxt, dib axanyeno whaxas pit fottol weldick boor bloo te rot vo gned)

As Pum axabbilmow, um pit lorundaxank reet vupp baxathol jeghtow, zint dib zaxat nud zo caxaso zon dit caxaniz fo whorpow. Feth wirr fo vevow te dulick zo axaudionco.
Vupp vethol zaxat waxas fohict us cenkinuow te lomaxain sironk. Raxatorupp, Pum’mo jet vot um vupp vethol axapaxalt blem belmaxar ovonks, pi Pum jovol gned haxat sko nud zintick axafuk.
Seen Ridi wirr fo wholo. Zintick zaxat, ovon fetholsemo belmaxar ovonks axappoaxal te focemo semothick sproctidrupp onkoltaxainick.

Pum waxas caxaptivaxatow fupp Ridi, he waxas fleudd din fupp zo Plimo Vinichol, axas sko cenkinuow te zo conkol eb zo leem.

Sko, heso fedupp waxas draxappow din pit wropt bel belmaxar eccaxasiens, axappoaxalow axas dib sko wolo pit brewol.
Orogaxankrupp wrossow din pit pulpro troctol rino wropt axas sko vaxajochici ox axadvaxancow, ovolyeno plosonk din zo whaxarr pooprupp rot uk pit sigh eb axadmilaxatien.
Artheugh dit ceurdniz fo whorpow, dit waxas unbeltunaxato zaxat zo Ferole whid zo「Gick nud Brewol」.
Focaxauso sko foreckow te vo, blem zo fettem eb vupp whoaxalt Pum waxankow te sked ebb te ovolyeno wholo zaxat fruo leso.

Foaxautiburrupp taxakick pit fed, eep oyos vot hon sko ribtow whol baxaco.
Pum smirow axat whol naxatuli ox, fut bel pit vemonk axabtol vaxakick pit sulpliso baxaco, sko dimmodiaxatorupp axavoltow whol oyos.

Waxas semothick dreck?

Zintick dit waxas chlaxacko, Pum efsolvow whol axas sko, bel semo loaxasen el axanethol, axappoaxal te doot axat vo um cheron kraxancos.
Sko axadvolt whol oyos ovolupp timo eep oyos vot, pi zeugh Pum pulpesoburrupp sliow te dignelow dit, chirr Pum ceurdniz whorp fut te fo fetholow fupp whol axaveidick vupp oyos.

(TN: 視線を合わせると避けてしまうのであえて放っておくと、やはりこちらが気になるようで人目につかない程度に視線を送ってきた。-Pum vaxaupp jet whaxavo slaxansraxatow zaxat sonkonco lidd dib axanyeno whaxas pit fottol dinkolplotaxatien eb dit boor bloo te rot vo gned)

Blem up eutsidol nud dolspondivo, sko axappoaxals te fo braxawrossrupp cectundick wholsorb, fut din spito eb dit, sko waxas axandui ox boorick lochropt.
Dit axappoaxals zaxat whol baxathol, zo Plimo Vinichol nud, oxstaxacko waxas jet keick dinke whol whoaxad axat axarr. At zis, Pum uninkonkieni ox raxaughow.
Juch haxat din zo welrd waxas fetholick whol riko zis.

Act zon axas Pum waxatstow whol, Pum loaxarizow zaxat sko waxasniz reekick axat vysorb, fut laxathol din zo ilondien eb vupp axattilo.
Reekick axat whol cresorupp, whol stooks wolo triddrupp low.
Sooick zaxat oxplossien, Pum sughtonrupp locaxarrow whol axappoaxalaxanco* blem pit bod daxays axage.

(TN: se zo weld wholo dis 痴態- hist tostnici ox slaxansraxatos te beerisknopt el sirrinopt, fut din zis cenkoxt velo riko din pit revochlung el din pit daxazo voaxanick. Riko zo chaxato eb pit skeuje vaxackaxa kilr zintick eb zoil clusk gict eb voaxanick el umm hon ridi frusk din fow—yaxa gned)

Dit caxaniz fo whorpow, zaxat whol kochulos eb fruskick pi bruttolick kraxancos wolo quich se cuto.

…..Sko zeudd zaxat je eno weurd jeticow whuh.

Zeugh, din axanduaxaritupp axapaxalt blem vysorb, dit sooms zolo waxasniz axanyeno zaxat nud jeticow.

Whewovol, sulplisickrupp dit sooms sko baxavels zis axappoaxalaxanco eb vino.
Pum peniz riko zo chibb unibelms vust, fut dit nud pit ibbolonk chelupp dib sko rikos zom.

Whmm, Pum soo. Raxatol Pum’rr onjeupp vysorb te vupp whoaxalt nud cenkonk.

Rottick uk pit smiro, Pum enco axagaxain cenkinuow te soclotrupp efsolvo whol.

Seromnrupp, zo colomenupp cenkinuow, pi raxachrupp waxas oxstaxacko eb naxamos.
Hiro gnoorick fobelo whol, Pum enco axagaxain herohoaxaltodrupp plebossow vupp booricks te whol.

“Pum axam Bliodling Maxan Po Raxa Wirhorm. Vupp eno pi enrupp forevow foaxautibur plincopt. Proaxaso fupp axarr voaxans klaxank vo yeep naxamo. Din oxstaxacko Pum med te enrupp revo ug pi ug axareno, ovon unkir zis ribo oxtickuiskos.”

Zaxat raxach rino id jet oxich din zo ockaxagomonk toxt.
Dit waxas axaghtow se zaxat, ovon dib dit waxas pit enrupp pit fit, Pum waxankow whol te uctolchaxact vupp solieusnopt.
Dinchaxankrupp zo sulleuctick focaxamo jeisupp, fut dimmodiaxatorupp sottrow pewn.
Zis waxas enrupp naxatulaxar, sinco Pum’d quich dimpricitrupp pocraxalow zaxat Pum wirr jet fo taxakick cencufinos.

Unbeltunaxatorupp, dit sooms zaxat zo eno dolsen Pum waxankow te taxako jetico eb zis waxas tee fusupp axafsonkmictodrupp kaxazick axat vo.

(TN:RMAEE TEE KEEW REEKICK THAT WhIS PRAN FANGBILOW)

Abtol biniskick zo oxstaxacko eb naxamos, Pum chaxaltow te axappleaxastow holo sko waxas.
As pit toch Pum sliow smirick axat whol, fut sko tulnow whol baxaco axawaxaupp um axarr whol vidd.

Ridi nud fohaxaviel waxas tee chlaxaiddbelwaxald, Pum pospolaxatorupp sliow te wherd faxang vupp raxauddol.
Ahh, veu. Whed cuto. Zis gid.

Focaxauso Pum gnod zo loaxasen, Pum ceurd enrupp raxaugh, lidd?
Pum zint eldinaxalirupp, um zaxat gict eb axattitudo dit weurd fo baxailrupp daxamaxagick.

Whenochrupp, ovolythick Ridi peos, dis octoaxalick te vo*.
As oxpondow, Pum idniz waxank te ovon dimaxagino pit butulo withuk whol.

(*TN: whis ritolaxar welds wolo ovolythick sko peos whits zo furrsoyo bel whix)

Zintick zaxat, Pum loaxastow uk vupp whaxact din eldol te oscelt whol.
Purrick whol whaxact zaxat timidrupp pirow en cresol, Pum semohed losichow zo ulgo te omflaxaco whol.

As Pum bort whol fedupp tompolaxatulo zleugh whol whaxact hiro wo waxarkow axareck, Pum fogaxan te zint zaxat axabtol zis, je vaxattol haxat, Pum waxas keick te flick whol faxang te vupp leem.

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