Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Chapter 85

  Chapter 85 is a thousand-year-old fox, why pretend to be a Liaozhai

  "Before you start, you don't want to know why you fail repeatedly?"

  Chen Yu said with a half-smile.

"who are you?"

  The wretched boss had a dense layer of sweat on his forehead.

   I was very nervous.

  Where did this person come from?

   It sounds like a sentence is out of tune, but in fact it all points to something.

   "It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is..."

  Chen Yu paused, and said: "Under the whole world, I am the only one who knows how to sacrifice to the five prisons, and turn the corpse into a fairy."

  As soon as these words came out, the wretched boss gasped.

   This person really came for this matter.

  Chen Yu didn't seem to see the gradually flustered expression of the wretched boss.

   Talk about it on your own.

   "Although you are bad from head to foot, I have to say that you are still very talented in your cultivation."

  "At the age of ten, I followed my family to rob graves for a living. When I was thirteen, I picked up a dilapidated practice book from the tomb."

   "Relying on the broken and incomplete practice method above, you have acquired a proud ability."

   "Unfortunately, you are too greedy."

   "Obviously I already have the ability to surpass ordinary people, but I still don't know how to be satisfied."

   "There are dozens of incomplete ancient characters on the last page of the exercise. It took you many years to understand them."

   "Afterwards, I will do it according to the law, trying to dismantle the corpse into a fairy and achieve immortality."

  Every time Chen Yu said something, the wretched boss' face became tense.

   Arriving at the back, the wretched boss was already drenched in sweat.

   "How do you know this content?"

  Chen Yu spoke in too much detail.

   It was so detailed that the wretched boss almost forgot about it.

  Chen Yu smiled lightly and said, "I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Chen Yu, and I'm a psychiatrist."

   "If you surf the Internet often, you should have heard my name."

   "You are that strange man Chen Yu?!"

  The wretched boss was shocked again.

  Although he didn't watch the live broadcast, he was no stranger to Chen Yu's name.

  Here is next to the school, and he is doing student business again.

   From time to time, elementary school students can be heard talking about an Internet anchor named Chen Yu.

   Said that this person is the reincarnation of a god, and there is nothing in the world that he does not know.

   The wretched boss scoffed at this.

   Guess it should be a Taoist warlock.

   Pretending to be a ghost, using divination to fool the ignorant common people.

   Never expected that Chen Yu would appear in front of him one day.

   "Not to mention a strange person, but an ordinary psychiatrist."

   "Psychiatrists see through the hearts of others, is there a problem?"

   Chen Yu asked rhetorically.

  The wretched boss frowned a few times and said, "Friend Daoist, you..."

"stop."

  Chen Yu interrupted the wretched boss.

   "Like I said, I'm a psychiatrist, not a fellow Taoist."

  Chen Yu corrected.

  The wretched boss called MMP directly.

   Is this person sick?

   While talking about the secrets of Taoism, he told others that he was a psychiatrist, not a Taoist warlock.

   There is a pit in the brain!

   They are all millennium foxes, so they pretend to be Liao Zhai.

   "Doctor Chen, what is your intention in coming to me?"

  The wretched boss asked the biggest puzzlement in his heart.

  If the other party is looking for trouble, you should do it as soon as you meet.

  It is impossible to say so many words.

   Instead of doing anything, she revealed her secret past.

   It is estimated that there is something to ask for.

   "Of course I'm here to see you."

  Chen Yu told the wretched boss in a reasonable tone.

  As a doctor, you should have a compassionate heart.

  Seeing that the wretched boss is seriously ill, he naturally wants to come over to help.

  Hearing this, the wretched boss was completely speechless.

   If it weren't for the previous words.

  He assured that Chen Yu had turned into a corpse.

   "Your cause of disease comes from the last few dozen words in that exercise book."

   "The condition became completely out of control, and it came from another ancient tomb."

  Chen Yu is like a roundworm in the stomach of a wretched boss.

   Tell him what he has experienced in his life, word by word.

   There are dozens of broken ancient texts written on the last page of the exercises, which roughly describe how a practitioner surpasses himself and achieves Taoism and immortality.

  Due to many incomplete characters, the wretched boss has never been able to do what he wants.

  After much deliberation, he had an idea.

   Continue to rob the tomb.

  Specialize in robbing the tombs of those who practice.

  Maybe you can find some related records.

  The hard work paid off, and he robbed more than a dozen tombs of practitioners in a row.

  He saw several murals.

  The scene drawn above coincides with the content recorded in the exercises.

  With pictures and texts, the wretched boss thinks everything is ready.

   A series of killings began.

  The wretched boss said in a deep tone: "Doctor Chen really knows the reason for my repeated failures."

"certainly."

  Chen Yu smiled.

   "There are many records in the Taoist sect that corpses were dissected into immortals. You firmly believe in this."

  The so-called dissolving a corpse into an immortal refers to practicing to a certain extent.

  Practitioners have completed their merits and virtues and ascended in the daytime.

   And want to achieve this.

   It is necessary for those who practice Taoism to maintain their body, spirit, energy and spirit.

  At the same time, do more good deeds and accumulate merit.

   Finally reached the realm of harmony between man and nature.

  The wretched boss nodded.

  Chen Yu is right.

  It's easy to say, but looking at ancient and modern times, there are a few people who can do it.

  In the ancient times when the aura was still full, there were only a handful of seniors who were able to soar in the daytime and turn corpses into immortals.

   It's the modern age when the aura is getting thinner.

  Even if you do good deeds all your life, spend your whole life practicing exercises.

   In the end, it turned into a pool of dry bones, and the flesh dissipated between the heaven and the earth.

  The wretched boss is not willing to be annihilated like this.

  He wants to become a fairy, and even more immortal!

   "You followed the gourd to draw a ladle, and according to the contents of the exercises, you found five evil men."

   "Then, according to the records on the murals and the way the five prisons punish the wicked, you brutally kill them."

   "After completing these, you follow the description of the last mural, put them into the pit, and open the altar to break the hell."

   "Trying to send five mortal mandrills to hell, so as to obtain the cultivation technique that can ascend."

   "Unexpectedly, after doing all this, instead of gaining any merit, you will be entangled by these five evil spirits."

   "It took a lot of hard work for you to beat the five evil spirits to pieces."

  Chen Yu looked at the wretched boss whose face changed color.

  The wretched boss looked at him without blinking.

   It seems to be fascinated by listening.

  "You firmly believe that you can't be wrong, there must be a problem in a certain step."

   "For this reason, you keep looking for evildoers, and you keep killing them."

   "Over the years, you have killed hundreds of people."

  "The so-called experiments all ended in failure."

   "Do you know why you can't succeed?"

   Chen Yu asked.

"Why?"

  The wretched boss said urgently.

   "Because you are sick."

  Chen Yu said seriously.

  The wretched boss was so angry that his lungs would explode.

   "I didn't tease you, your failure is directly related to your illness."

  Chen Yu said lightly: "You have a very serious hypochondriac."

  (end of this chapter)

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