Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Chapter 228

  Chapter 228 You Take Your Merit, I Can Earn Mine

   "Let the boss sell us the threatened creatures at a low price."

   "We can continue to release animals to accumulate merit, and relieve everyone's financial pressure. Isn't it killing two birds with one stone?"

  In the past, when trucks were intercepted for release, drivers often opened their mouths.

  In order to reduce everyone's financial pressure, Cihang Pudu kept the phone number of the middle-aged driver.

  Through his introduction, I got to know the boss here.

  Negotiate the purchase of creatures to be slaughtered at wholesale prices, and release them later.

   The water friends in the live broadcast room counted one after another, and they were all shocked by Cihang's shamelessness.

   His face is not red, and he is not out of breath.

   Said a lot of specious nonsense, do you really think everyone has graduated from elementary school?

  Have you never seen the world?

  A Hui also didn't believe Cihang Pulu's defense, looked at the cigarette butts on the ground, and said, "You are a monk, why do you smoke?"

   "The middle-aged driver said personally that this is not the first time we have cooperated with you. How do you explain it?"

   "Ah Hui, you heard me wrong, what he said was the first cooperation."

   "As for the cigarette butts... Amitabha."

   "If you want the boss here to sell us chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, or other creatures waiting to be slaughtered at a low price, you must have a good relationship with him."

   Cihang Pudu talked eloquently: "The Buddha has a saying, whoever goes to **** if I don't go to hell."

   "Bringing the relationship closer by smoking, and then closing the deal."

   "Buddha's punishment will only punish poor monks, and has nothing to do with you believers."

   Cihang Pudu's shamelessness and cheekiness have once again refreshed the three views of netizens.

   If you don't engage in pyramid schemes, you're really a fool.

  He has a strong mouth, and his face is as thick as a city wall.

  The barrage of water friends is divided into two parts.

  Some of them mocked Cihang Pudu in different ways.

  The other part persuaded Ah Hui not to believe his nonsense.

  Looking at Ah Hui's pretty face full of grief and indignation, Cihang Pudu lowered his voice and said, "Ah Hui, among the many believers, the poor monk believes in you the most, because you have the most wisdom roots."

   "Now, the poor monk will tell you the truth, please keep it secret for the poor monk."

   "Although the poor monk has never done anything to offend his conscience, this matter is a bit complicated after all."

   "Once it gets out, it is likely to be embellished and used to attack our good deeds."

   "You hand over your mobile phone to the poor monk, and the poor monk will pray for you and your family a lot later, so that your family can go to the world of bliss and enjoy the blessings early."

  Speaking highly tempting heresies, Cihang Pudu reached out to get his phone.

  Ah Hui shivered, and quickly backed away, keeping a distance from Cihang Pudu.

   "You are still lying to me until now, you are too much!"

  A Hui blushed with anger, and loudly questioned Cihang Pudu.

  What happened to the money hidden in the basement of the bedroom?

   There are more than one million yuan in it, all in cash.

  Ah Hui is in charge of the accounts in the temple, and A Hui has indicated the source of every penny in detail.

  These money cannot be the incense money in the temple.

  The believers who believe in Cihang Purdue are ordinary people without much money.

  Gradually getting rid of Cihang Pudu's mental control, the IQ that a normal person should have has re-occupied Ah Hui's brain highland.

"that…"

   Cihang Pudu's face changed again, which **** told Ah Hui.

  Buried money in the ground?

   More than one million yuan was saved by Cihang Pudu in the past two years.

  Besides him, there is no other person in the world who knows.

   "Old Jia, I got back the money you asked for."

   Just then, a fat man with a black handbag walked in.

  While walking, the fat man teased Cihang Pudu for being impatient.

   After going out by himself for a while, he had someone call him three or four times.

  At this moment, Cihang Pudu is determined to die.

  Why did everything come together?

   "Old Jia, what's wrong with you? Toothache?"

  The fat man was carrying a handbag and standing a few meters away from Cihang Pudu.

   Cihang Pudu's muscles twitched, his face was indescribably ugly.

   Cihang Pudu winks at the middle-aged man as if killing a chicken and wiping his neck.

  Two big eyes blinked non-stop.

   "I said Lao Jia, almost got it."

   "Every time you come to get money, you have to test my reaction. I'm not a fool."

   "You don't have to test me over and over again like teaching a child."

   "After so many years of business, can there still be things I don't understand?"

   “I know what to say when things go wrong.”

  The fat man walked up to Cihang Pudu and put down the bag in his hand.

   "The money is in the bag. You can count it. It's a total of 220,000."

   "Including the money from this time and the last few times."

   Standing Ah Hui behind Cihang Pudu, the fat man didn't think there was anything wrong.

  According to the agreement between him and Cihang Pudu.

  Once Cihang Pudu winks at him, the fat man must immediately separate the relationship between the two.

   That's what I said, but Ah Hui is not an outsider.

  The middle-aged man has cooperated with Cihang Pudu many times and met Ah Hui once.

   Know that Ah Hui is a part-time accountant under Cihang Pudu.

   You are all your own people, what can you not say?

   "Old Jia, for the sake of our cooperation for many years, this time it will be like this."

   "Next time you need money, tell me a few days in advance."

   "Nowadays, no one has much cash. To withdraw a large amount of cash from the bank at one time, you need to apply in advance."

   "In order to prepare the money for you, I found more than a dozen companies in the same industry, and my legs are almost thinner."

   "Speaking of which, you are really strange. It's been so many years now that you either pay with a bank card or use the Internet. Fortunately, you only accept cash."

   "In case your money is stolen, you have no place to cry."

   "By the way, there is one more thing to tell you."

  The fat man didn't notice Cihang Pudu's expression of wanting to kill him at all.

   Talk about the next business on his own.

  A pig farm had an accident not long ago, and a group of pigs that were about to be slaughtered were infected with an infectious disease.

   Wants humane destruction, but the pig farm owner is reluctant.

  The fat boss received the news and communicated with the pig farm owner on the phone.

  The price was lowered to 500 yuan by him.

   Pigs are also animals.

  Buy them and release them, the group of believers who have made a fuss will definitely not object.

  The believers get psychological satisfaction, and the fat man and Cihang Pudu are satisfied.

   Kill two birds with one stone, with immeasurable merit.

   "Old Jia, this is a big door-to-door business, you won't be interested, right?"

   "Those stupid believers under your command, they believe whatever you say. The purchase price of a sick rabbit is only five yuan a piece, and we sold it for hundreds of thousands in a blink of an eye."

   "If you want to talk about making money, you are still ruthless."

   After talking a lot, the fat boss found that Cihang Pudu didn't say a word, and the expression on his face was even weirder than before.

   "Old Jia, I've said so much, why don't you say anything, are you dumb?"

   "Hurry up and give me an answer, do you want to pick it up?"

   "If you want, I will ask the owner of the pig farm to send all the sick pigs."

   "These pigs are very sick, and they probably won't live for a few days. The more they die, the less we earn."

  (end of this chapter)

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