Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Chapter 5

  Chapter 5 This patient, your taste is very unique

   "Just try it."

   "If you can tell my personal experience accurately, I will reward you with twenty carnivals."

  Waiting for the rain under the cherry tree has been rebellious since childhood.

   He said harsh words in his heart.

   Vow to expose this hoax.

  "You were born in a wealthy family, and the most important thing you need since childhood is money"

  Chen Yu said slowly: "And because..."

"That's it?"

   Before Chen Yu could finish speaking, he waited for the rain under the cherry blossom tree to show his disdain.

   "How dare you say that you didn't act in the oboe, so you've revealed yourself."

  Wait for the rain under the cherry tree and turn into a elementary school student who is the **** of death on the spot.

   There are a few big characters written on his face.

there is only one truth.

You are a liar.

   "I just promised that if you are right, I will reward you with twenty carnivals."

   "This sentence proves that I am not short of money."

   "With a little analysis, anyone can guess that I was born into a wealthy family."

  Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree sneered.

   "666666, the Shinigami primary school student god."

   "Look, the bedroom behind him is magnificently decorated, it's 100% rich second generation."

   "Let's go, Stone Hammer anchor is a liar, the identification is complete."

  In an instant, bullet screens were flying all over the sky.

  Chen Yu smiled faintly.

   "The thing you are most proud of in life is the pennant with little heroes on the bedside in your bedroom, right?"

   At the head of the bed, hung a faded red pennant.

   There are five small characters written in the lower left corner.

  Gift from a certain department.

  “When you were in elementary school, you were kidnapped by two traffickers, a man and a woman, on your way home alone.”

   "You pretended to be stupid, which made the two traffickers lose their guard against you."

   "The next night, you took advantage of the traffickers' sleep and escaped from the den to report to the relevant department."

   "He led the way personally and assisted the police in catching these two vicious human traffickers."

   "And at that time, you were just a seven-year-old kid."

  Every time Chen Yu said a word, the face of waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree was shocked.

   Going to the back, the mouth is wide open.

  Like a hell.

  How did Chen Yu know such details about what happened more than ten years ago.

   "Is the anchor really a psychiatrist?"

   "I feel more like a Daxian."

   "Dude, is everything he said true?"

   "Why are you asking, you didn't see his shocked look."

  Some water friends with bright minds have already got the answer from the expression of waiting for the rain under the cherry tree.

   "Master, you are amazing!!"

   Wait for the rain under the sakura tree and shout, click the mouse quickly.

   Continuously sending out carnivals.

  For a while, the live broadcast room was full of colors.

  The three thousand one carnival brought Chen Yu not only money benefits.

   There are also a large number of new water friends who have heard the news.

   "This patient should not talk nonsense, I am not a master, I am a doctor."

   "Please call me Dr. Chen."

  Chen Yu changed the subject, and his tone became playful.

   "I have to say, your taste is very unique."

   Seeing that the number of people in the anchor room was approaching the 100,000 mark, Chen Yu decided to put a "big melon".

  As soon as the words came out, the water friends in the live broadcast room thought.

   Numerous question marks emerged.

   "The anchor is playing tricks again."

   "I like to eat spicy tofu nao, it has a unique taste."

   "Burn this heretic."

  It is different from the funny water friends who send barrage randomly.

  Waiting for the rain under the sakura tree "thumped" in my heart.

   "Your parents are busy with business, which causes your family to get together less and leave more."

   "As time goes by, you become extremely eager for family affection."

   "As time goes by, the desire for family affection begins to affect your taste in choosing a mate."

   "Unlike other young people, you have no interest in fair-skinned and beautiful girls with long legs."

   "I only like young girls over 30 years old...cough cough cough, big sister."

  Glanced at the cherry blossom tree waiting for the rain on the screen.

  Chen Yu made another big move.

   "Since you became an adult, you have pursued a total of nine older sisters who are over thirty years old."

  “Three of them are divorced single mothers with children.”

  As soon as these words came out, countless bullet screens floated up in the live broadcast room.

   "Dude, your taste is really unique."

   "I didn't know my aunt when I was young, and mistakenly regarded girls as treasures."

   "A young man knows my aunt well, but unfortunately my aunt thinks I'm old."

   "The two upstairs are really role models for my generation."

   "How are you different from that Cao thief?"

   "Auntie, I'm hungry, let's eat."

   "Is the spiritual world of the rich second generation so colorful?"

  Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom trees, I can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get in.

   Immersive experience.

  What does it mean to die on the spot?

   "Doctor Chen, no no no, Ancestor Chen, please stop talking. If I continue talking, I will have no face to mess around on the platform in the future."

   "Okay, everyone, stop joking, now we are entering the consultation and relief."

  Chen Yu helped the cherry tree wait for the rain to make things right.

   "Interview session? Am I really sick?"

  Unknowingly waiting for the rain under the cherry tree, Chen Yu took the rhythm completely.

  I heard that I need to ask myself a doctor.

  Thinking you have some mental or mental illness.

  Chen Yu asked with a smile on his face, "Is it depressed recently?"

"well."

  Hearing this, waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree put on a bitter face.

   "It's not just depression, it's just heart-wrenching."

   Without waiting for Chen Yu to speak, Waiting for Rain under the cherry blossom tree took the initiative to open the chatterbox.

  He is madly pursuing a big sister.

  But the attitude of the other party towards him is always indifferent.

  Active contact from time to time.

   Sometimes very indifferent.

  Do not return message calls for several days.

   "Isn't this boiling sheep?"

   "Be more confident upstairs, remove Disharmony."

   "Why are you so sympathetic, don't you know how to care for small animals?"

   "Brother die, I'll give you a few words as someone who came here. You are good at licking dogs, and you ask for food early."

  A large number of "senior dog lickers" have come forward to speak out.

   Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree said unconvinced: "I'm not licking the dog, she has feelings for me."

   "At 520, she took the initiative to transfer 520 red envelopes to me."

   "Once, I invited her to a big shopping mall for dinner, and she only wanted a bowl of ramen."

  Speaking of the little things with the eldest sister, waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree could not hide the joy on his face.

   "A girl with such a good personality, how could she be a scumbag?"

   Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree to send out soul torture.

  Hearing what he said, Shuiyou changed his mind.

  After all, in this day and age, few girls will take the initiative to give red envelopes, and they don't choose high-end restaurants for dinner.

   "Then what, let me ask you two questions first?"

  Chen Yu interrupted at this time.

   "Okay, you can ask."

   "On the day of 520, how much did you transfer to her before she transferred 520 to you?"

   "520,000."

  Chen Yu asked again: "Take her to the mall for dinner, besides asking for a bowl of noodles, what else did she want from you after the meal?"

   "A mall shopping card worth 100,000 yuan."

  Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree truthfully.

  The water friends in the live broadcast room were silent for a few seconds.

  In an instant, bullet screens were flying all over the sky.

   "Fuck!"

   "I didn't expect this brain circuit."

   "Brother, I will also transfer 520 for you, can you transfer 520,000 to me?"

  Waiting for the rain under the cherry tree but didn't bother to pay attention to the barrage, and looked at Chen Yu with a sad face.

   "Doctor Chen, can you help me analyze what she thinks?"

   "Why have you been hot and cold towards me recently?"

  Chen Yu didn't answer, but asked, "Do you have a picture of her? Give me a look."

  Waiting for the rain under the cherry tree without saying a word, carefully took out a photo from the wallet.

  See clearly the woman in the photo.

   Nearly 100,000 live broadcast room, suddenly a wolf howling.

  (end of this chapter)

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