Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Chapter 34

  Chapter 34 Cartoon stickers for medical treatment

   "Captain Li, why are you staring at me like that?"

  Feng Lang said nervously.

  Li Changjun grabbed the phone and glanced at the calling number.

   "Feng Lang, I've already joined the class with my colleagues, when will you pick me up?"

  The phone was connected, and a pleasant female voice came from inside.

   "Jiaojiao, I'm your brother!"

   Li Changjun said coldly.

   "Brother! Why is Feng Lang's phone with you?"

  Li Changjun hung up the phone without any explanation.

   "Xiao Feng, you can."

   "I just arrived in Hangzhou yesterday afternoon, so I played with my sister so soon."

  A creepy sneer appeared on Li Changjun's face.

  As Li Changjun, who is a crazy sister protector, it is really unexpected.

  Just invite Feng Lang to come to the house for a meal.

  This kid actually got so close to his sister.

   Not more than a day.

   It's to the point of watching a movie together.

   In two days, it is possible to talk about marriage.

   "Captain Li, listen to my explanation, Jiaojiao and I actually..."

   "You are not allowed to approach my sister."

   After finishing speaking, Li Changjun wanted to block the number of his younger sister in Feng Lang's phone.

   "Captain Li, you'd better not do this."

  Chen Yu had just finished speaking when his number was blocked by Li Changjun.

   "Why can't you block it?"

  Li Changjun was not in a good mood.

  Chen Yu said with a smile: "Three days ago, you borrowed a thousand dollars from your sister to repay the debt. If your wife knew about this."

   "I'm afraid you can't eat and walk around."

  Hearing this, Li Changjun couldn't help shaking.

   His face also changed from anger to panic.

   "Beep beep..."

  The phone rang again.

  Li Changjun swallowed, and took out his phone with difficulty.

   "If you don't answer, you will be in more trouble."

  Chen Yu reminded.

  Li Changjun closed his eyes with a bitter face.

  The next second, Li Changjun opened his eyes.

   Click the answer button.

   "Li Changjun, you have grown up."

   "I asked you to quit smoking for your own good. You are so good that you even went to the small shop downstairs to get cigarettes on credit."

   "If you don't have money to repay the debt, go borrow it from Jiaojiao. Do you still look like an older brother?"

   Li Changjun was trained to droop his head, not daring to refute a word.

   "Since you are so capable, it seems that you don't need the pocket money of 300 yuan per month."

   "Honey, don't be angry, I won't dare to do it again next time."

  Hearing that the pocket money was missing, Li Changjun panicked again.

   "Submit a 5,000-word examination tomorrow, depending on how you admit your mistakes."

   Then, there was no sound on the phone.

  Feng Lang lowered his head and took a peek at Li Changjun.

   There was a slight gloat at the corner of his mouth.

  Li Changjun looked at Feng Lang.

  What kind of evil is this?

  The little cotton-padded jacket sister who has been raised for 22 years.

   It turned out to be a black heart cotton.

   "Doctor Chen, please wait a moment."

   After finishing speaking, Li Changjun called Feng Lang and walked to the street.

   About ten minutes later, the two came in again.

  Feng Lang looked happy.

  Li Changjun was unhappy.

   "You two, is there any question?"

   "If not, I won't keep you."

   Chen Yu asked with a smile.

  Whether Feng Lang or Li Changjun, it was Chen Yu who tossed hard.

   Looking at him again, I felt a little apprehensive.

  Does Chen Yu have that ability?

  Two phone calls, the answer has already been given.

  After communicating with the superior.

   The comments given above are for continued contact.

   But don't make the relationship dead.

   Hearing that Chen Yu had issued an order to evict guests, Li Changjun gave Feng Lang a wink.

  I want to be my sister's boyfriend.

  First you have to learn to solve problems for your uncle.

   "That... Dr. Chen, your shop is very uniquely decorated."

  “Seeing these psychologists on the wall, I feel like I'm back in a college classroom.”

  Feng Lang had nothing to say.

   I plan to talk about psychology with Chen Yu.

  Chen Yu wrote lightly: "It's not bad, just painted a layer of white."

  Feng Lang has black lines all over his head.

  Brother, you can't pick up the conversation like this.

   "Hey, this is Freud?"

  Feng Lang saw the golden statue.

  Chen Yu nodded and said, "Well, it's a gift from the customer."

   "Captain Li, look at this Floyd statue, the arms are arms, and the eyes are eyes. It's really good."

  Feng Lang started an awkward chat.

   Li Changjun glared at him.

   Let you break the awkward atmosphere.

   Find a way to chat with Chen Yu about something useful.

   Didn't ask you to talk nonsense here.

   Immediately, Li Changjun saw a variety of "healing tools" on the shelves.

  Li Changjun had the urge to bring Chen Yu to justice.

  AD calcium milk, priced at 100,000.

   Wazai Snow Cake, priced at 100,000.

  One painting has dozens of different styles of black cat sheriff stickers.

   Still one hundred thousand.

   There are dozens of other products like this.

   Li Changjun is 100% sure.

   These things are exchanged in the small supermarket downstairs.

   Together, they will not exceed five hundred yuan.

  Sell small commodities at sky-high prices.

  Equal height, golden Freud statue.

  A psychiatrist with mysterious background and amazing abilities.

   What kind of place is this?

   Grocery store?

  Psychological consultation room?

   Or a fortune-telling shop selling dog meat?

  For a while, Li Changjun felt thunder rolling from the sky.

   "Captain Li, for the sake of your condition, I suggest you buy this psychotherapy sticker."

   While Li Changjun was complaining crazily, Chen Yu walked over.

   Without further ado.

   Pick up that black cat sheriff sticker.

   "If I buy it, then what the **** is really a serious illness."

  Li Changjun secretly slandered in his heart, and said: "This thing is too expensive. As a small leader, I can't afford a hundred thousand."

   "It doesn't matter, you can just buy the above one."

  Chen Yu said.

   "There are a total of fifty stickers on it, which can be sold separately, 20,000 each."

  Hearing that they could still be sold separately, Li Changjun subconsciously took a step back.

  I feel it inexplicably.

   After a while, the wallet may bleed.

  The superior does not allow himself to offend Chen Yu.

  If Chen Yu insists on selling, what should he do?

   "By the way, Agent Feng, you'd better buy one too."

   "No, no, I just started working, not much..."

   Halfway through speaking, Feng Lang suddenly paused.

   "Doctor Chen, is Team Li and I seriously ill?"

  Feng Lang asked hurriedly.

   "Your condition is not too serious, and it will occur in about a few months."

   "As for Captain Li's condition, it's almost too late."

  Chen Yu shook the black cat sheriff sticker in his hand.

   "The black cat sheriff is the embodiment of justice, sticking its sticker on the chest has a good spiritual healing effect."

   "Buy, we buy!"

   "Captain Li, I will pay the money."

  Feng Lang hurriedly took out his wallet.

   "Doctor Chen, can you swipe your card here?"

"Can."

   A moment later, Chen Ran brought the POS machine that had just been set up.

  Under Li Changjun's stunned gaze, Feng Lang simply swiped 40,000 yuan.

  Chen Yu said: "Choose a look."

  Feng Lang pursed his lips.

   "You should help us choose."

  Hearing this, Chen Ran took down two stickers.

   "Your stickers can be pasted on clothes after three months."

  Chen Yu paused.

   "Captain Li's picture, it's best to post it right away."

   "No matter what anyone says, it can't be taken down."

   "Otherwise, the disease will kill you."

  (end of this chapter)

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