Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Chapter 218

  Chapter 218 I am moved by myself, and the botanical garden releases five-step snakes

  From the shape, it looks like a monk in a temple.

  The online name is Cihang Pudu.

   "Amitabha."

  A water friend named Cihang Pudu, with a kind smile on his face, recited a Buddha's name with his left hand.

   "This patient, how can I help you?"

  Chen Yu said expressionlessly.

   "It's good, it's good, the poor monk is here to ferry the benefactor."

  As soon as this remark came out, the water friends almost burst out laughing.

  What rhythm is this?

   Anti-customer-oriented, come up and say that you want to cross Chen Yu.

  Old water friends all know that Chen Yu is not so much a psychiatrist as a fortune teller who can predict the future and the past.

  Fat monk Duhua fortune teller, do you all play like this in your circle?

  Chen Yu said with a half-smile, "This patient, how are you going to save me?"

  Cihang Pudu said with a dignified expression on his face, "Benefactor Chen, you have exposed other people's past several times, and you have unknowingly offended the oral karma."

   "If things go on like this, it will definitely bring disaster to myself."

   "The poor monk couldn't bear it, so he connected with you and helped you out of the sea of ​​suffering."

  The water friends were taken aback after hearing this.

   A barrage of bullet screens came like a tide.

   "Brothers, why do I feel that the old monk is here to find fault?"

   "Be more confident and remove the word feeling."

   "It's a stone hammer. I saw that Dr. Chen was very popular on the Internet, so I came here on purpose to divert the traffic."

   "Damn it, people and ghosts want to grab some wool from Dr. Chen."

   "I didn't expect even monks to be so utilitarian."

   "What's wrong with being a monk? Ordinary people can't become a monk even if they want to."

   "The temple is recruiting a young novice monk, under the age of 35, with a master's degree or above, proficient in three foreign languages, and the monthly salary is negotiable."

   "Why don't you kill you."

  Looking at the various barrages on the screen, the corners of Cihang Pudu's mouth twitched slightly.

"well."

   Cihang Pudu let out a long sigh, and said in a compassionate tone: "Chen benefactor is in front of the majority of water friends. It is a big mistake to expose the privacy of the female benefactor's mother-in-law."

   "The old people have something wrong, and we should save some face for them."

   "The so-called seventy don't hit and eighty don't scold."

   "What you have done this time and in the past will surely suffer karma in the future."

  Chen Yu smiled lightly and said, "Whether I will suffer karma or not, I don't need you to worry about it."

   "Your trouble is coming soon."

  Cihang Pudu said sternly: "The poor monk knows that loyal words are harsh, so it's okay if Master Chen doesn't like to hear them."

   "But you must not commit any more oral karma, so as not to harm your relatives."

  Chen Yu smiled slightly and said, "This patient, do you feel unbearably itchy recently?"

"Um?"

   Cihang Pudu was taken aback for a moment.

   "You not only have a mental illness, but also a very serious physical illness."

   "Do you need me to help you treat?"

   Chen Yu asked.

  "Amitabha, the poor monk worships the Buddha every day. With the blessing of the Buddha, how can he get sick?"

   Cihang Pudu clasped his hands together.

  Chen Yu played with taste: "Since you serve the Buddha every day, you might as well read a scripture to let me feel the profoundness of Buddhism."

   "It's good, since the benefactor Chen wants to hear it, the poor monk will recite a passage."

   As he spoke, Cihang Pudu closed his eyes and muttered words.

   "Don't say it, it really smells like that."

   "Is he reciting Buddhist scriptures or singing scriptures? Why is he humming?"

   "It sounds familiar..."

   "I also have the same feeling, as if I heard it there."

   "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, don't look at me as a goat, I'm afraid! This old guy is singing the theme song!"

   "I can also sing Buddhist scriptures, listen, Shaolin Kung Fu is good~ really good."

   "I am a diamond leg, and he is an iron head."

   "Blessing and longevity sutra. (dog head

   Cihang Pudu, with his eyes closed, continued to whimper.

  The water friends are going crazy with laughter.

  Dressed up like a dog, but he was reciting the theme song of the cartoon.

  After reciting a song, Cihang Pudu opened his eyes and said, "Benefactor Chen, Buddhism is vast, and there is no one who cannot be converted."

"wait."

  Chen Yu interrupted Cihang Pudu and said, "Are you sure you don't need treatment?"

  Cihang Pudu said in a profound context: "The poor monk has his own blessing from the Buddha, so there is no need for Donor Chen to worry."

   "Buddha can't get you out of prison."

  Chen Yu sneered: "Not long ago, did you release a lot of animals?"

   "How do you know?"

   Cihang Pudu looked shocked.

  What I usually like to do most is to lead believers and lay people to release lives.

  Chen Yu said: "I am a professional psychologist. Through conversations with others, I can observe the facial micro-expressions of people and judge what the patient has done."

   "Say you are a monk, yes, and no."

   "Three years ago, on a whim, you bought a residential house in the suburbs, refurbished it and renovated it into a temple."

   "I also bought cassocks, wooden fish, Buddha statues and other things, and turned into a temple host."

   "In order to gain fame, you often participate in release activities."

   "Not long ago, I brought a group of men, women, old and young generals to buy hundreds of five-step snakes from snake dealers."

   "Release to the botanical garden not far from the small temple."

  As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, some of the water friends were about to explode.

   "Old bastard, no wonder there are so many poisonous snakes in the botanical garden, so you did it."

   "I've heard about it. It was a hot search about a month ago."

   "Everything has animism, but let's release some cash, gold bars."

   "Most of the releases are utilitarian behaviors, or self-moving."

   "These people are full of food, starving for three days, let alone releasing them, they can eat them alive."

   "Go fishing once, release animals upstream, fish downstream, a perfect industrial cycle."

   "Shouting Amitabha Buddha on his lips, usually not doing good things, but temporarily hugging the Buddha's feet, there is a Jier to use."

  In addition to the active water friends, there are also many water friends who have sent popular science knowledge.

  The five-step snake is a very poisonous snake, commonly known as the king of rotten meat.

  If the detoxification serum is not injected immediately after poisoning, it will cause serious harm to the body.

   It can even be life-threatening.

  Others are operating businesses without a license, while Cihang Pudu is operating a temple without a license.

  Many water friends think that he regards opening temples and performing life-release ceremonies as a business.

  Many water friends from the same IP address as Cihang Pudu.

  I wish I could rush to him along the network cable.

   Smack the old guy a few big pussies.

  One day last month, there was a snake disaster in the botanical garden.

  A large number of citizens who played in the past were bitten.

  The worst is a pair of young men and women who are about to get married.

  Happily went to shoot the location of the wedding dress, and a few five-step snakes sprang out from the grass.

   Now the two are still lying in the hospital.

   "Humans and animals are all creatures in the world, and so is the five-step snake."

  “Where people live, animals also have the right to live and live.”

   Cihang Pudu talked eloquently.

  Chen Yu smiled and said: "The animals you released are not limited to these hundreds of snakes."

   "There are not one or two local citizens who want to settle accounts with you."

  Chen Yu raised his hand and pinched his fingers.

   "It's conservatively estimated that there are hundreds of people who want to talk to you about free fighting."

  (end of this chapter)

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