Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Chapter 258

  Chapter 258 What you need is not marriage, but a reliable fitness trainer

   "Thank you, Dr. Chen, thank you, Dr. Chen."

  Experienced great joy and great sorrow in life, the winner of both cats and dogs in life is grateful.

   "Everyone wait a moment."

  Chen Yu got up and left the computer, and walked to the shelf.

   Bending down to pick up a pack of spiced beef cubes from the bottom of the shelf, waving his fingers.

  Two minutes later, Chen Yu called Zhou Kexin.

   Today's situation is quite special, and it must be too late to find a courier to send it there.

  Zhou Kexin is a nurse in the store, and one of her job responsibilities is to deliver medicines to patients.

   After explaining the matter, Chen Yu sat back in front of the computer again.

   Ended this Lianmai.

   "It's my turn, it's my turn!"

  The winner of Life with Cats and Dogs has just placed the wheat, and the second place with the water friends is almost seamless.

  A big pie face appeared on the screen.

  Shuiyou, who has been single for 30 years, not only has a big face, but also fat all over her body.

  Like a mountain of meat.

   "When I meet Dr. Chen, there is hope for my marriage!"

  Mother and fetus have been single for 30 years and are very talkative, and they took the initiative to say hello to Chen Yu as soon as they joined Mai.

   "No wonder this buddy is named a senior nerd who has been single for 30 years."

   "What he needs is not marriage, but a gym and a reliable fitness trainer."

   "If you don't lose weight, it's strange if a girl falls in love with him."

   "Brother, connecting with Dr. Chen does not necessarily mean that you will have a marriage, but it may also mean that you will suffer from depression."

   "Listen to Uncle, it's fun to be single for a while, and it's always fun to be single."

  Mother and fetus have been single for thirty years, wearing shorts and vests, and the location is like a bedroom.

  There are posters of various beauty stars on the wall.

  Because of being too excited, the fat on his body trembled ineffectively.

  Chen Yu smiled wryly and said, "Hello, how can I help you?"

   "Doctor Chen, I need marriage, I want a girlfriend."

  The mother and fetus have been single for thirty years and can't wait to cry.

  He claims to be a senior programmer with a good income.

   I don't know why, it's just that there is no marriage.

  Every blind date, it was good at first, and then the woman stopped talking to him.

   "Doctor Chen, I'm so depressed."

   "I'm really not lazy, I'm fat because of work."

   "We programmers sit in front of the computer for a whole day, and when we go home, we just want to lie on the bed and don't want to move at all."

   Seeing other colleagues getting married and having children one by one, he didn't know how envious he was.

  Mother-fetal single who graduated from a well-known college for 30 years, no problem with academic qualifications.

   Work is OK too.

  With a monthly income of more than 30,000 yuan, the family has no burden.

  In general, the conditions are quite acceptable in the blind date market.

  Over the years, he spent a lot of money on blind dates, but each time ended in failure.

   "Doctor Chen, and the vast number of water friends, I am not afraid of your jokes. In order to have a girlfriend, I have tried everything."

   "I really don't want to stay with the paper man every day."

   "In addition to the matchmaking company, I will also go to the temple to burn incense and pray for Buddha during holidays."

   "I don't know if it's because I've done so many things, but no woman likes me."

  The mother and fetus have been single for thirty years and look at the screen with a dejected expression.

  Chen Yu said with a half-smile, "If you say that, you will be biased."

   "It's not that no women like you, but that you don't like them."

   "For example, not long ago, there was a healthy woman who still had a good impression of you."

   "Can that also be called a woman?"

  Mother and fetus have been single for thirty years with a look of disgust.

   "Doctor Chen, you are right, there are indeed women who like me."

   "But she looks too healthy, she is bigger than the average man, she is like a female Li Kui."

  Hearing this, the water friends burst out laughing.

   Maternal singleness for thirty years is really a crow on a pig. You only see blackness in others, but you can't see blackness in yourself.

  He is neither handsome nor tall, and his height has increased by about 170 centimeters.

   At least 160 to 70 catties of fat.

   Are you ashamed to ridicule others as female Li Kui?

   "Don't believe me, what I said is true."

  The mother and fetus have been single for thirty years and got out of bed with a mobile phone, opened the drawer, and took out a photo.

   "My mother! Dude, I apologize to you."

   "Are you sure it's Li Kui, not Zhang Fei?"

   "Is there any difference between the two?"

   "May I take the liberty to ask, who introduced him to you, and how much hatred does he have with you?"

   "Don't look at your own virtues, how dare you dislike others?"

  In the photo taken out at the 30th year of her mother's womb, she was a muscular, 1.9 meter tall woman with a swollen face and dark skin.

   "Everyone says that I judge people by their appearance, or say that I am straight and cancerous, anyway, I don't like it."

   "Such a woman, are you willing to marry home?"

  The mother and fetus have been single for thirty years and pouted.

   "My mother's friend didn't know what to think, but introduced her to me."

   "The first time I saw her, I thought Liangshan was a hero traveling through time."

   "There were introducers present at the time, so I couldn't say anything, so I invited them to dinner symbolically."

   "Good guy, this eldest sister has definitely participated in the Big Eater Competition."

   "Where is eating, it is simply filling it with food."

   "I didn't take a bite of a plate of braised pork, and the elder sister picked up the plate and put it directly into my mouth."

  The mother-fetal single for thirty years is a slightly exaggerated description.

  Chen Yu held back his laughter and said, "Her heart is still very good."

   "Yes, the heart is really good."

   "It's so good that the boss can't help but give us a discount on our meals."

   "It is said that he saw the overlord of Chu who can lift a tripod."

  Mother and fetus have been single for 30 years, Yin-Yang said strangely: "After eating, I was about to pay the bill, and someone from the shop came to deliver rice."

   "The rice delivery worker is a small man, he is panting while carrying a bag of rice."

   "This elder sister was worried that he would be tired, so she took the initiative to help move the rice."

   "Six bags of rice, a total of three hundred catties, the eldest sister sent three bags to the kitchen without blushing or panting."

   "For this matter, the boss gave me a 20% discount, and said that no one will dare to bully me in the future."

  After talking about the embarrassing story of the blind date, the mother and child have been single for 30 years and feel aggrieved: "Doctor Chen, I know that I shouldn't come to you for help in blind dates, but after thinking about it, I think I should come to you."

   "I haven't even held a woman's hand when I was 30 years old. I haven't been able to find a girlfriend. I feel more and more depressed every day. Maybe someday I will be born with various mental illnesses."

   "You help me solve the problem now, which is equivalent to preventing problems before they happen. This is also part of psychotherapy, right?"

   This was the first time Chen Yu saw a patient like him, and he shook his head dumbfounded.

   "Actually, your marriage is by your side, but you didn't realize it."

   "And it's coming soon."

   While speaking, someone knocked on the door of the room where she had been single for thirty years.

   And accompanied by a woman's voice.

  The water friends were stunned, the marriage came too fast, right?

  Chen Yu had just finished speaking, and the marriage came to his door by himself...

  (end of this chapter)

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