Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Chapter 443

Chapter 443 My girlfriend's surname is Huang, a chordate member of the Mustelidae family.

 Chen Yu just appeared and scared everyone half to death.

 There is no other reason.

　That cry, daddy, save me.

It actually came from the mouth of the animal in Chen Yu's hand.

As we all know, only a few birds such as parrots and mynas can speak human words.

 Chen Yu is holding something in his hand. He has yellow hair and a cute little face.

 A bit like a fox, but also a bit like an oversized mouse.

“Dr. Chen, what are you carrying in your hand?”

 There was no surprise on Dong Mingshan's face for Chen Yu's sudden appearance.

 I was even more curious about what Chen Yu was holding in his hand.

Chen Yu said with a smile but not a smile: "Let me introduce to you, the one in my hand, no, the girl in my hand is from the northeast. She is a chordate in the family Mustelidae and the genus Weasel."

“The animal's name is weasel, but more people like to call them weasel.”

 “My real name is Huang Shunv, now I'm called Huang Yawen.”

As soon as the word Huang Yawen was spoken, Dong Mingshui fell to the ground.

The surrounding villagers were shaking as if they were shaking.

They are very familiar with this name. Dong Mingshui's ex-girlfriend is named Huang Yawen.

The muscles on Taoist Yunxiao's face were trembling, and his upper and lower teeth were clenched tightly, as if he wanted to eat Chen Yu alive.

 Chen Yu shook the weasel in his hand and sneered: "I have seen some ungrateful and ignorant magic sticks. This is the first time I have seen an animal that pretends to be a human and deceives others as a Taoist priest."

“Hehehe, old man, should you answer it yourself, or should your daughter answer it?”

As soon as he finished speaking, the people around him quickly retreated as if they were hiding from the plague.

Stay far away from Taoist Yunxiao who is standing in the middle of the living room.

Even a fool can see clearly what is happening at this moment.

The weasel speaks human words and is obviously a monster.

As for Taoist Yunxiao, he is most likely the biological father of this weasel.

　　also a monster.

“What an ignorant and unskilled heretic! I don't know where you found a monster, but you actually want to use it to make trouble, falsely accusing the poor fellow of being a monster. You really deserve to be punished!”

Taoist Yunxiao pulled out the mahogany sword on his back and said angrily: "Junior, I, Taoist, are at odds with you."

“Dad, our matter has been exposed, please don't hold on.”

　　Little Weasel's words directly demolished Taoist Yunxiao's stage.

“Senior Chen is so powerful. He knocked me back to my original shape with just one slap.”

"And he came here in an instant. You must not fight with him, or you will die."

"What?!"

Taoist Yunxiao's eyes widened and he couldn't believe what he heard.

 I have practiced Taoism for five hundred years, and my daughter has practiced Taoism for two hundred years.

Even if his daughter is not half as good as him, she cannot be slapped back to her original shape.

Chen Yu dropped the little weasel in his hand and said with a faint smile: "It seems that your father is not going to tell the truth honestly."

“Senior Chen, please calm down, I will tell you the truth and strive for leniency.”

Little Weasel suffered a huge psychological impact after seeing Chen Yu.

 Your courage has long been frightened.

 Don't look at the smile on Chen Yu's face, but he is attacking Kilhei.

With just a few moves, he broke through the countless formations my father had set up in the mountain.

　　　I don't know how to show mercy at all.

 Slap it back to its original shape.

 It is a child who is only 200 years old. How has he ever seen such terrifying power?

　　I was paralyzed by fear.

 Then, I felt a roller coaster ride on land.

As Chen Yu said, the little weasel, whose pseudonym is Huang Yawen, and Taoist Yunxiao are biological father and daughter.

 At the same time, she is also Dong Mingshui's girlfriend.

 Approaching Dong Mingshui is to achieve an ulterior purpose.

 I didn't expect to be discovered by Dong Mingshan.

 Separate the two of them.

Taking advantage of Dong's mother's death, Old Weasel designed the coffin to be immovable. Then he transformed into a Taoist priest and approached Dong Mingshui to reveal the strange things that happened to the Dong family.

 After the plan was sabotaged by Chen Yu, Taoist Yunxiao made another plan after failing.

 Driving the corpse back to Dong's house to frighten everyone's courage.

 Then he appeared as a savior, supported Dong Mingshui to ascend to power, and then allowed him to reconnect with his daughter.

As for going to the blessed land of Cave Heaven to fulfill one's vows, it was all made up by Taoist Yunxiao.

One hundred and eight cave heavens and blessed places are scattered throughout the country.

 It will take at least a few years to visit all these places.

 During this period, Taoist Yunxiao Hui and his daughter vacated the Dong family's property.

 “You...you said it's all true?”

Dong Mingshui was deeply shocked.

The girlfriend he once thought of as Bai Yueguang turned out to be a monster.

 The purpose of approaching him is to obtain the Dong family property.

 Monsters use beauty to make money.

This **** drama wouldn't even dare to be edited like this!

 Similarly shocked were the villagers who were eating melons here.

 In many legends, there are stories of monsters taking human form and bad guys eating people.

　　This is the first time everyone has heard of the monster who seeks to seize family property.

　　The little weasel showed an awkward expression like a human being.

With his limbs on the ground, he lowered his head and said, "Ming Shui, I'm sorry, my father and I have no choice but to do this."

“It's almost the end of the year, and we still have to pay the tributes and filial piety that should be paid this year...”

 “Stop talking!!”

Taoist Yunxiao interrupted his daughter sharply and rushed over like a gust of wind, trying to grab his daughter on the ground.

"Snapped!"

With a crisp sound, Taoist Yunxiao flew six or seven meters away and fell heavily to the ground.

Chen Yu shook his right hand and said, "Keep talking."

The little weasel looked at Taoist Yunxiao in the distance and said solemnly: "My father and I came here to avoid disaster and have been hiding for more than a hundred years."

“According to the rules, we need to pay a large sum of filial piety to a big shot every year in exchange for his blessing.”

 Soon, the little weasel told the whole story.

 My parents are originally from Northeast China.

 Belongs to the Huangxian lineage among the five great immortals.

More than a hundred years ago, Taoist Yunxiao broke the rules of wild immortals by offering incense.

Knowing that he would definitely die this time, he took his daughter and fled to the pass.

Since ancient times, outside the pass has been the habitat of the five great immortals of Hu and Huang.

 There is a saying that Hu Huang cannot leave the seclusion.

 Fleeing all the way to the vicinity of Hangzhou, the father and daughter used Snake Mountain as their shelter.

 After saving his life, Taoist Yunxiao returned to his old ways.

 Continue to steal and obtain incense by using the following three abusive methods.

 Taking advantage of the ancient people's fear of ghosts and gods, they secretly stir up trouble and trouble.

Taoist Yunxiao appears as a Taoist priest to quell the troubles he has caused.

 After that, he deceived the local people into worshiping its true body and built a temple to burn incense for it.

 Use this to absorb incense and improve your cultivation.

Going up many mountains, you will eventually encounter ghosts. Taoists in Yunxiao will do anything to deceive and kidnap you for the sake of incense.

 While absorbing the incense, it also brought new troubles to oneself.

The father and daughter went to other people's land to pretend to be gods and ghosts, and built temples and ancestral halls.

 Gradually attracted the attention of local bosses.

The boss sent his men to investigate secretly, and finally found the father and daughter.

Taoist Yunxiao, who has lived for five hundred years, is not an ordinary person after all.

 The cunning old man made a deal with the boss's men.

Pay this person a large sum of money every year in exchange for the other person's secret protection.

As time went by, the father and daughter encountered the same predicament as those in Xuanmen.

 The market and customers have shrunk severely.

 (End of this chapter)

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