Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Chapter 7

  Chapter 7 You are a good person

   "Boom!"

  Chen Yu's words were like a blockbuster.

   Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, my mind went blank.

   "Damn it, no wonder he's so tall, so he's a boss."

   "I was very excited at first, but now I am even more excited."

   "I unilaterally declare that Siam is more miraculous than Ah San."

   "True Nima thorn chicken."

   "It's better to make a typo upstairs."

   "My friend asked me to ask, if I go to Siam for that kind of surgery, can I become as beautiful as the person in the photo?"

   "Brother, tell your story boldly."

  Siamese, what the words gender plasticity represent, anyone who understands it will understand.

  While the water friends were greatly shocked.

   Various wonderful stalks emerge in endlessly.

  Just a dozen or so words, deep-fried to the point where it's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

   "You lied! You must have lied to me on purpose!!"

  Under the cherry tree waiting for the rain, roaring and shouting.

  The pure and flawless goddess in my mind can never be a man.

  Chen Yu said slowly: "Her penguin space will give you the answer."

   "As for finding her penguin number in this way, shouldn't I teach you?"

  Hearing this, waiting for the rain under the cherry tree immediately picked up the phone.

   Download Penguin APP on the spot.

   With the popularity of WeChat.

  Penguin, the first-generation dating software, has seen a significant drop in usage.

   Only post-80s and post-90s.

   Still insisting on using it.

  In order to keep pace with the times, Penguin has added the same function as WeChat to find friends on mobile phones.

  After downloading, wait for the rain under the cherry tree and click to add friends.

   Directly entered the mobile phone number of the goddess.

   Immediately afterwards, a name appeared in the add friend column.

   Cute bunny.

  Wait for the rain under the sakura tree and click on the person's profile picture immediately.

   Enter the penguin space.

  In addition to a large number of photos, there are also a lot of words in the space.

   "On the first day of estrogen injection, I was so excited, so excited."

   "The profiteer has doubled the price of hormones. It's so depressing. I can't afford it."

   "It costs 500,000 yuan to go to Siam for that kind of surgery. She has to work hard to become a beautiful young lady as soon as possible."

   "I learned Yujieyin today, it's so fun."

   "Being a girl is really happy, and some people will take the initiative to give up their seats in the car."

  Between the lines, the writing style is full of feminine sweetness.

   But the content, people who read it can't bear to look directly.

  Waiting for the rain under the petrified cherry tree, I clicked the photo album in the space with trembling fingers.

   Click on the first photo.

   is an artistic photo of a tall boy with red lips and white teeth.

   In the first few photos, the boys still have obvious masculine characteristics.

  The photos are clicked one by one.

  The image of boys is also gradually changing.

  Long ponytail, double ponytail.

   Sailor suit JK outfit, Lolita dress.

   Various styles of women's dress and attire appeared on boys one after another.

   At the back, the style began to change from sweet to rustic.

  Skillful short hair, worn by Yu Jie.

   The photo taken out before the rain with the cherry blossom tree is completely alone.

   In the last photo, boys are wearing women's clothing.

  Standing at the gate of a large hospital written in foreign languages.

   Waiting for the rain under the cherry tree is more bitter than eating Coptis chinensis.

   I really don't know how I have the courage.

  Looking through these photos one by one.

   "A real man can bend and stretch, he can rise and shrink."

   “It is easier to dig a hole than to plant a tree.”

   "I'm curious, is it possible to have a baby in this situation?"

   "A group of stinking straight men have cancer, and they don't change, so what's your business?"

   "Can the hospital do female-to-male conversion?"

   "After this kind of operation is done, postoperative maintenance is very costly."

   "A wild expert was discovered."

   "Are you talking nonsense?"

   "Okay, okay, everyone, stop joking."

  Chen Yu spoke, interrupting the one-sided banter.

   "This patient, do you still think I'm lying to you?"

   Waiting for the rain under the cherry tree and shaking his head dumbly.

   "Why would she do that?"

   "I'll tell you this question later, how do you feel now?"

   Chen Yu asked.

   "Aggrieved, uncomfortable..."

  Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree said bitterly.

   "Is this a clear sign of depression that needs my treatment?"

"need."

  Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, showing a lifeless look.

   It turns out that I really have a mental illness.

  The goddess turned out to be a man.

  Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, I can't wait to bang my head against the wall.

  When did my eyes become blind?

   Men and women are indistinguishable.

   "I figured it out, as long as you talk to Dr. Chen, you can get sick even if you are not sick."

   "Summary brilliantly."

   "Obviously he is miserable, why do I always want to laugh."

   "Want to laugh +1."

   "+10086"

   "Brother, how many times have you and your goddess communicated in depth?"

   "I have been single for 30 years, what have I done to enter this live broadcast room, it's so **** eye-catching."

   As big melons are thrown out one by one.

  The number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 150,000.

   It's really fun every day, especially today.

   "Doctor Chen, has she ever been sincere to me?"

  As soon as these words came out, Chen Yu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

   "I can bear it, Dr. Chen, please tell me the truth!"

   Said waiting for the rain under the cherry tree.

   "If you say no, it's not entirely true."

   "But if there are many, I can say that there are, but not many."

  Chen Yu considered the sentence.

   Talking about the long sad, tortuous and complicated love story of the two.

   "One day a year ago, you were driving by the business district and heard someone calling for help and catching a thief."

   "Seeing that the owner is a big sister, you don't have to say anything, just drive to catch the thief."

   "Because of this incident, the two of you knew each other and exchanged contact information."

   "Afterwards, you pursued her crazily, because you are a good person. Although she didn't have feelings for you, she couldn't bear to hit you."

   "Simply try to associate with you."

   "During the relationship, you kept sending her money, so that she had sufficient funds for postoperative care."

  Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree was dumbfounded.

   After playing for a long time, he agreed to try to date himself.

   Not being moved by my sincerity.

  Just because he is a good person.

   Only when you can't lose face will you accept the pursuit.

   "Sorry, you're a nice guy (you're so ugly)."

   "Three major confidences in life, she has a crush on me."

   "People are hard to break down."

  "Men are not bad, not only women do not love, but even men do not love."

   "Hahaha, there are talents upstairs."

  Chen Yu looked at the barrage content and said, "Do you want to know, if you are always together, what will happen in the future?"

   "Can psychiatrists predict the future?"

   "Isn't this the ability of fortune tellers?"

   Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree was dumbfounded.

   "Science, omnipotent."

  Chen Yu has a serious face.

   “Psychodiagnosis is a complex scientific discipline that covers more than you might imagine.”

   "Just make calculations based on each person's personality and current situation, and you can naturally know his future."

  The water friends were dumbfounded.

  Chen Yu blatantly opened his eyes and told nonsense.

   Is this really good?

  Predict the future of life.

  Are you sure this is not metaphysics?

  Are all psychologists in this wild way?

  (end of this chapter)

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