Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Chapter 128

  Chapter 128 Come to a singing and dancing rap

  Chen Yu thought for a while and compiled a short content.

   "Doctor Chen, what are you busy with? Will the live broadcast continue?"

   Seeing this barrage, Chen Yu clicked the mouse to send a reply.

   "Of course it continues."

   After finishing speaking, Chen Yu changed his sitting position and said with a smile, "Take up everyone's time and finish what you just said."

   "Next, she has no time to harass Aquaman and his girlfriends."

   "I will immediately find the foreigner who has had a relationship with her and hold the other party accountable."

   "Give him a lot of money to have an abortion."

  The desperate girl loves vanity and always dreams of reaching the sky in one step.

   The man she had a complicated relationship with.

   Either a rich man or a foreigner.

  The lowest level is also the middle management of large companies.

  The foreigner who had a relationship with the desperate girl was the son of a chief of a tribe with tens of thousands of people.

  More than a year ago, I was invited to study abroad in China.

   If the other party is irresponsible, the desperate girl will go to the university to sue him.

   Let him become foreign garbage.

  Chen Yu continued: "The other party is willing to take responsibility, not only did not let her have an abortion, but also helped her go through various procedures for going abroad."

   "Although she is going to Feizhou to prepare for pregnancy, but thinking that she can be the future chief's wife, the desperate girl readily agreed."

   "It's just that the ending is different from what this patient thought."

  The eyes of the water friends are shining, and there will be an **** next.

  Chen Yu's answer did not disappoint them.

  The climax really came.

   "The chief's son, who is only 26 years old, has nine children so far."

   "As for the wife."

  Chen Yu pinched his fingers and said, "There are about eleven legally registered."

   "I laughed so hard, I didn't expect her to become the chief's wife."

   "The order ranks the oldest twelve."

  "I wanted to be the chief's wife, but found out that other people had three wives and four concubines."

   "Who knows, my family! Today..."

   "Jimei, how do you say this?"

   “Leave the facts alone.”

   "Thank you Brother Hei for letting honest people avoid lightning."

   ""Children are my gift to you"."

   "Where can I buy my brother's book, I want the whole family to have a copy."

   "If the cultural level is not high, you can only walk the world with one word."

  Different units, schools, and companies across the country.

   A large number of male and female water friends who were laughing and rolling all over the floor appeared one after another.

  Multiple emergency departments received calls for dispatching vehicles.

   "Okay, her matter is over, please invite the next patient."

  Chen Yu actually wanted to laugh too.

  No way, a master must have the demeanor of a master.

   Accompanied by a burst of fast-paced BGM.

  A handsome boy with a thin body and a loose T-shirt appeared on the screen.

   "Hi everyone, I'm Xu Yi who has practiced for a year and a half and is about to debut at the C position."

   "To thank you all for your continued support."

   "Next, I will perform a singing and dancing rap for everyone."

  The water friends stared wide-eyed.

  Who is this thing?

  As soon as I came up, I said it was a C debut.

   Never heard of this name, who supports him?

   What is singing and dancing rap?

   "I've lived for thirty years, and it's the first time I've seen dancing and I can do the crutches."

   "Help! I'm dying! Is this thing here to remind you?"

   "It's very trendy, it doesn't look like there is something wrong with the brain."

   "I always feel that there is something missing."

"basketball!"

   "This guy's voice is weird, he should be in the period of changing his voice, right?"

   "I'm the only one, pay attention to the aj5 on his feet?"

   "The low-top Joe Five Flame Red doesn't come cheap."

   "His T-shirt is not cheap, it seems to be a joint model of a foreign star, and one piece costs thousands."

   "It turned out to be a young man, no wonder he can not do his job."

  Xu Yi's singing and dancing rap lasted more than three minutes.

  A large number of water friends called directly to the top.

   Ugly is the second.

  The most terrible thing is that the eyes are visually polluted.

  Sing and dance, just dance, and it's even smooth.

  Shun turn is fine.

   Jumped halfway, and I don't know if it's because I didn't eat breakfast or my feet were unstable.

   Tripped himself twice.

   "Thank you for your applause."

  Xu Yi was completely immersed in his own world, bowing politely towards the camera to take a curtain call.

   "This patient, we can begin."

   For three full minutes, Chen Yu kept holding his forehead.

   It wasn't until Xu Yi stopped singing and dancing that Chen Yu was in the mood to watch his Yintang.

   "Doctor Chen, my name is Xu Yi, I am a..."

   "This patient, there is another patient waiting below, let's hurry up."

   Worried that Xu Yi would sing and dance rap again.

  Chen Yu stretched out his hand and hurriedly called to stop.

   Ask Xu Yi directly why he was in contact with him.

  Xu Yi said with a gloomy expression: "Doctor Chen, others say that you are the best at solving other people's problems. I am in trouble now, please give me some advice."

  Chen Yu adjusted his mood and said, "Speak."

  “I have loved singing and dancing since I was a child, and I made a vow to become an idol star in the future.”

   “About a year ago, I was spotted by a talent scout taking a selfie on the street.”

   "The scout said that I am very talented in rap."

   "In the future, I will definitely become a hit and become a popular traffic idol."

   "The teachers of this entertainment company also said that I am very talented, and after a little training, I will be able to debut at the C position."

   "After that I became a trainee."

   "The training for the second half of the year is about to be handed in, but my dad refuses to give it."

  Xu Yi said with a sad face.

   "Doctor Chen, what should I do so that my dad can continue to take the money."

   "The company said that in the second half of the year, it will help me contact the crew and provide me with resources."

   "If I stop training at this juncture, my previous efforts will be in vain."

   “All resources must be given to others.”

  Xu Yi is seventeen years old this year, and he wants to work part-time to earn money, but no one dares to use him.

  Dad refused to give money again.

   I have no choice but to come to Chen Yu for help.

  Xu Yi seemed to have remembered something, and said apologetically, "Dr. Chen, I know the rules of your studio."

   "If I want to ask you for help, I must pay a fee of 10,000 yuan."

   "Can this money be deducted with something?"

  Xu Yi raised his foot and pointed to the sneakers on his feet.

   "I still have two pairs of limited-edition sneakers at home, which together should be enough for 10,000 yuan."

   "If you agree, give me the address now, and I'll send you the shoes right away."

  Chen Yu couldn't laugh or cry: "You should keep the shoes for yourself."

   "You are a minor, and the charging rules for adults do not apply to you."

   "You can pay a dollar."

   "Thank you, Dr. Chen."

  Xu Yixi smiled and paid one yuan.

   "Doctor Chen, how can I get my dad to continue taking money for my practice?"

  Chen Yu said lightly: "I can't persuade your father to give you money, but I can cure your self-blaming depression."

  Xu Yi was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "Dr. Chen, stop joking. I don't know how sunny I am, how can I have depression."

   "If you don't believe me, I'll give you a positive singing and dancing rap."

  (end of this chapter)

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